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Islamic People Shocked as Sadiq Khan Now Wants to Legalise Cannabis

LONDON - England - The controversial mayor of the capital, who is considered to be an apostate by Muslims, now wants to legalise cannabis.

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Islamic leaders across the globe are considering adding another Fatwa on the London Mayor, who is considered to be an apostate to Islam, after calling for cannabis possession to be decriminalised. To legalise cannabis would be great for many Londoners, but it goes against the fundamental tenets of Islam.

Sadiq Khan, is already classified as an apostate by many who follow the Islamic religion because he promotes homosexuality by attending gay parades often and even supported gay marriage in parliament by voting for it. In Islam, two men having sex is considered as “zina”, akin to bestiality. Acts that are haram (forbidden) are typically prohibited in the religious texts of the Quran, and the sunnah category of haram is the highest status of prohibition. Khan now wants to legalise cannabis, which is also a bone of contention with Muslims.

“He eats pork, he drinks alcohol, and supports buggery, plus now he wants to legalise drugs. He is not a Muslim, and if he calls himself a Muslim, Allah will strike him down, surely. Bi awni Allah!” one Muslim Londoner replied, when asked about their views on Sadiq Khan.

According to Muslims, drugs are haram for many reasons because they “dull the senses and befog the mind, and whatever does that is haram”. In the Quran, The Prophet Mohammed is quoted as saying: “Every intoxicant is khamr, and every intoxicant is haram.”

Although, in the liberal West, some of these attitudes may seem bigoted and discriminatory, they are an integral part of the Islamic religion and should be respected.

It is not known how many fatwas Sadiq Khan has on his head, but it is probably advisable to increase his security detail, especially after his call to legalise cannabis.

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31 COMMENTS

  1. I think it is a great idea to legalise weed. Most of my friends smoke it every day and the cops do not even stop us any more when we smoke in front of them in the streets. Its practicully legal anyway

  2. Is Sadiq Khan gay? I did not know this?

    I know there are a lot of gay Muslims who are afraid to come out.

    I am so happy to see Sadiq has clearly embraced his true self. Well done!!!

  3. Brothers the kafur and apostate Sadiq Khan has now been knighted by the British royal family. What do you say to this?

  4. If he legalises weed he needs to legalise MDMA and Meth too. I say legalise cocaine and heroin too. In fact he needs to legalise all drugs in London.

  5. Many of my friends have been diagnosed schizo after doing skunk it ruined their lives now they’re head cases.

  6. He is trying so hard to be trendy but in the end he sold his soul to the devil. The religious nutters are not happy and soon Sadiq will be the dish of the day for them. It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye or two.

  7. He will never be able to travel to an Islamic country ever again in his lifetime because they would arrest him and execute him. Inshallah one day he visits Saudi Arabia.

    • Sadiq is kafir. Does this man claim to be a Muslim? Does this man claim to follow Islam? If so, he is a false believer a pretender for he fornicates amongst those who fornicate. He is doing shaytans works he is deviating from Islam by his actions preaching to other Muslims that fornication and homosexuality should be supported. He goes against the Quran he goes against Allah and he goes against our Prophet PBUH. He cannot hide his kufr from us or the word of Allah. وَالَّذِينَ كَفَرُوا وَكَذَّبُوا بِآيَاتِنَا أُولَٰئِكَ أَصْحَابُ الْجَحِيمِ

  8. It is true what the author says here in real terms in Islamic religion Sadiq Khan is an apostate. He is encouraging all of these things which are haram. He is promoting homosexuals he is promoting drugs. Muslims need to see what this is we are not proud that there is a Muslim Mayor of London because he is not a Muslim. Bring Fatwa on his head for his crimes against Allah. He is comitting ridda . We do not think of him as Muslim no way!

  9. Islam is not corrupted by these apostate MURTADD trash. ALLAH WILL DEAL WITH HIM. Unlike the Christian who change their religion Islam is pure and never changes. How can you change the word of Allah and Muhammed P.B.U.H?

    Ali burnt some people and this news reached Ibn ‘Abbas, who said, “Had I been in his place I would not have burnt them, as the Prophet said, ‘Don’t punish (anybody) with Allah’s Punishment.’ No doubt, I would have killed them, for the Prophet said, ‘If somebody (a Muslim) discards his religion, kill him.'”

    — Sahih al-Bukhari, 4:52:260

  10. Iti s bad very very bad. he is preaching his allegience to gay he is preaching for drugs he is saying to other Muslims to follow and to pervert Islam. Brothers this is serious very serious i cannot even say how bad this is.

  11. I am a gay man and I thank Sadiq Khan for his support. My husband and I went to last year’s LGBTQI+ PARADE and we met Sadiq there. I kissed him on the cheek what a lovely man. All you religious idiots need to show more love and I am so proud of Sadiq.

  12. As a gay former Muslim in London I am loving Sadiq because I go to public toilets to have sex with many guys and now I do not feel guilty about it. In Hampstead Heath it is also a great spot where I go in summer nights. I renounce Islam fuck you. Thank you Sadiq you give people like us hope. They do not know what is right or wrong.

  13. Sadiq Khan is not a Muslim. No Muslim would do what he id done. He has committed ردة. In Saudi Arabia or UAE he would be arrested and then —>

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