Londoners have been eagerly preparing for this year’s wonderful Notting Hill Carnival. Preparations have included much-loved culturally enriching stabbing rituals, machete slashing, guns and maybe a little rape practice here or there.
“They call me Slasher. I like to slash random people at the Notting Hill Carnival. Women, men, kids, pets, whatevah!” one happy reveller revealed.
Black London Is Literally A Lawless Jungle
These people need deporting
Every Single One
📍Manor House, London
— James Goddard (@JamesPGoddard90) July 14, 2025
London Mayor Sadiq Khan praised the wonderful cultural enrichment certain communities have brought to the Capital City since he was instated into power.
“I am proud to say that crime levels have increased by over 670% since I became mayor of London. The Notting Hill Carnival serves as an important cultural festival to celebrate a certain unnamed ethnic group. Urinating and defecating in the streets, public sex acts, gang rape and extreme levels of violence, public displays of drug use as well as that wonderful Grime music pumped out at high decibel levels whilst tourists receive multiple stab wounds and have their belongings stolen. We are turning London into a Third World shithole. Now that I am a Knight of the Realm, I really don’t give a flying monkey’s ass!”
This year’s carnival stands to surpass previous years in levels of cultural enrichment for Londoners.
Only 6 weeks until Notting Hill Carnival‼️ 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/q6M9JSwm3Z
— Peter Lloyd (@Suffragent_) July 3, 2025
Let the blacks have their fun it’s their culture.
What is going on in the last video? Is that real?
Notting Hill Carnival will get £1 MILLION emergency funding from the taxpayer. Emergency funding? SHUT IT DOWN! DON’T FUND IT!
Last year there were two murders, eight stabbings, 349 arrests, and 61 police officers were assaulted.
It’s not worth a single penny of taxpayers’ money.
It’s a vile cesspit of crime and a culture of degradation.
No one who ives in Notting Hill wants it there NO ONE!!!!!!!!!
I can’t imagine anything worse than being in one of those crowds full of them.