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Slimy Slug Sadiq Khan Destroys Everything in his Path

LONDON - England - The Mayor of this once great city, Sadiq Khan, has reduced it to a smouldering wreck.

Zombies Take the Coronavirus Train to COVID-19 Station Spreading Virus Far...

LONDON - England - The Mayor, Sadiq Khan is complicit in the spread of the coronavirus COVID-19 deadly pathogen throughout the city.

Sadiq Khan Designates London Bridge Heritage Terror Stabbing Zone

LONDON - England - Mayor, Sadiq Khan has proudly designated London Bridge a national heritage stabbing zone.

Boy Considered School Outcast for Not Enough Stabbing

LONDON - England - Twelve year old schoolboy, Kev Peters is today in hiding because he has not been involved in enough stabbings like the other boys in his school.

London Primary School Runs Out of Stab Vests

LONDON - England - One of the capital's primary schools has run out of stab vests for the pupils.

Making It Through One Day in Sadiq Khan’s Violent London

LONDON - England - Labour Mayor, Sadiq Khan's capital is now so dangerous that many are living in perpetual fear.

New London Tour Buses Praised by Labour Mayor

LONDON - England - The capital's mayor, Sadiq Khan has praised the introduction of specially armoured tour buses.

Home Secretary Sajid Javid Bans Zombie Knives

LONDON - England - The Home Secretary, Sajid Javid vows to ban Zombie knives after being attacked by moped thugs last week.

Tourists Flock to London to Get Murdered

LONDON - England - The capital city's skyrocketing crime levels are attracting thrill seeking tourists to the Wild West death streets.

London Mayor Says Stabbing Spree Bloodbath Good For Population Control

LONDON - England - As the daily stabbings and shootings continue in the Labour controlled capital city, nothing is being done by the Mayor.

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