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President Bush Welcomed With Customary Iraqi Shoe Greeting

BAGHDAD - Iraq - President Bush, who was visiting Iraq for the last time before he steps down, was in a jubilant mood as the Iraqis greeted him with a special shoe throwing ceremony.

Bush Wants History to See Him as a Liberator of Millions...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W. Bush hopes history will see him as a president who liberated millions of Iraqis and Afghans from living, who worked towards world turmoil and who never sold his soul for humanitarian ends.

George W Bush Secures Six-Figure Book Deal for Memoirs

TEXAS - USA - George W Bush, who cannot read, has secured a six-figure publishing deal to write a book detailing the trials and tribulations of his lame-duck presidency.

George W Bush to be Sarah Palin’s Running Mate

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush, the outgoing president , plans on becoming Sarah Palin's Vice President in the 2012 elections.

Bush Upset With McCain VP Pick

ST. PAUL - Minnesota - George W Bush was visibly upset with Republican candidate John McCain's choice for Vice President at the GOP convention, speaking on Tuesday's broadcast by satellite.

Bush Outraged at Russian Use of Excessive Force in Georgia

BEIJING - China - George W Bush took time out from watching the US Olympic female volleyball team to condemn Russia's invasion of Georgia.

Bush May Not Get Elected Next Time

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush fears that he may not get elected for a third term.

Oil Found in Zimbabwe – UK and US to Invade Next...

LONDON - England - Vast reserves of oil have been discovered in Harare close to dictator, Robert Mugabe's palace. On hearing of the wonderful news, George W Bush and Gordon Brown have despatched an invasion force to remove Mugabe from office.

I Freed Millions from Life, Says President With No Regrets

ROME - Italy - President Bush flies into London today for the last time as US leader. In an exclusive and wide-ranging interview with Bill O'Reilly on the eve of his visit, he defends his legacy, issues a stern warning to Iran ... and reveals his plans for a freedom institute located in Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib devoted to 'universal mass murder values'

Proposal for President Bush as Next Mount Rushmore Sculpture Causes Shock

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush is currently under consideration to be the next U.S. President etched on the face of Mount Rushmore.

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