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‘Jihad Land’ Comes to Baghdad with Multi-Million Pound Entertainment Park

BAGHDAD - Iraq - American entrepreneur, Llewellyn Mengele, is facing obstacles most amusement park developers never have to deal with. Such as IEDs, mortars, suicide attacks and genocidal maniacal American mercenaries and soldiers shooting everything that moves.

George W Bush Hails Successful US Defeat in Iraq

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush has hailed the US defeat in Iraq as an unbridled success with the same "Mission Accomplished" mantra he uttered once before.

President Bush Urges Cuba Toward ‘Blessings of Liberty’

GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - George W Bush has urged the Cuban people to embrace freedom and democracy after the resignation of Communist leader Fidel Castro.

Bush Restrained after Talking to God on Flight to Heathrow

WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush on a Heathrow-bound presidential flight had to be dragged from his presidential chair and handcuffed after suffering an apparent mental breakdown in mid-air, it emerged yesterday.

Bush Running for Third Term

NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - George W Bush the Supreme Commander in Chief of the United States is running for a third term in office. He was spotted campaigning amongst the other candidates at the New Hampshire Caucus.

Fall Guy Barack Obama Ushered Into Presidency

NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - Barack Obama is being groomed to be the first black President of the United States of America. He is being instated to take the fall for George W Bush's disastrous tenure as President.

Bizarre Bush Holiday Video – Starring Barney the White House Poodle

WASHINGTON DC - The U.S. president's bizarre annual Christmas comedy video - starring Barney the White House dog shows the Bush's fun side.

US Meets Mass Killing Targets in Iraq

Washington DC - Vice President Cheney and George W Bush were rejoicing today after meeting the mass killing targets of Iraqi civilians set in 2003.

Bush to Invade Burma

WASHINGTON DC - WAR ON TERROR LATEST - George W Bush is consulting Halliburton on Burmese oil and gas reserves as well as precise extraction logistics.

Bush’s Radioactive Dinner Jacket Party Plan in Iran

WASHINGTON DC - George W Bush and French President Nicolas Psychozy are scheduled to attend a dinner jacket ball on a sinking oil tanker in Iran's Strait of Hormuz soon.

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