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Bush Running for Third Term

NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - George W Bush the Supreme Commander in Chief of the United States is running for a third term in office. He was spotted campaigning amongst the other candidates at the New Hampshire Caucus.

Someone needs to tell George W Bush that he cannot run for a third term in office but no one has the gumption to break the news to the ailing alcoholic President.

They call him ‘Dubya Gump’ and his actions throughout his double term in office have proved his friends right.

“When I was in China on the All-American Ping Pong team, I just loved playing ping-pong with my Flexolite ping pong paddle,” George tells the cheering crowd with an excited look on his face.

Dubya Gump comes out with some more wonderful quotations and the reporters all eat it up, “When I got tired, I slept. When I got hungry, I ate. When I had to go, you know, I went.”

“The best thing about being the President is the food! Now, since it
was all free, and I wasn’t hungry but thirsty, I must’ve drank me
fifteen Dr. Peppers.”

A fellow candidate had this to say about George W Bush: “That kid may be the stupidest son of a bitch I’ve ever seen, but damn he can run!”

No one in Bush’s office has the heart to tell the President that his days of lame-duck Presidency will soon be over and he will have to retire.

“He was deluded on Iraq, he was deluded on Iran, he was deluded on Afghanistan and pretty much everything he’s ever done. We just nod to him and tell him what he wants to hear. He wants to run for a third term? Let him do it. Why try arguing with an idiot?” A senior Pentagon aide told the Squib from the primary Caucus.

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2 COMMENTS

  1. Time for a real Champion….

    Now that WE have seen the finest in stupid,lying….

    Time for the finest in Intellegent and Honest and Honorable….

    Ron Paul

    Hope for America….

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