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Americans Discovering Joys of ‘Happy Slapping’ ‘Knockout’ Craze

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As always, when every new craze jumps over an ocean or enters a new territory it gets re-branded.

During the lovely Labour era in the UK circa 2008, we had the ‘happy slapping’ event when young people would go around terrorising commuters or anyone else they found on a street alone. The gangs would then knock the person out or slap them really hard in the face whilst filming the deed later posting it on the internet for extra brownie points.

The Labour era championed this subclass of track suited yobbos who were alternatively known as chavs.

5 Years Later

The Americans are currently enjoying their own socialist renaissance with marauding cowardly gangs of a similar low-level species as the British model, who enjoy nothing more than a bout of ‘flash mob robs‘ or ‘knockout’.

The code word in the terribly PC American media is ‘young people’ or ‘teens’ because they’re not allowed to mention the race of the  people committing the ‘knockout’ craze. This is possibly due to the fact that president Obama has a very tight grip on the media and no one dares even say the ‘b’ word.

Under any socialist regime political correctness is a weapon used to condition people into controlled thought processes and also to deter anyone from mentioning the truth about any situation. The current American regime is not ‘Democrat’ or ‘Liberal’ this is a false moniker for a party that is deeply socialist, Marxist, bordering on full blown communism. The collectivist, anti-privacy, mass censorship, surveillance policies of president Obama are an affront to freedom everywhere in the world, not only in America.

Spanish Armada Seen Off Coast of Gibraltar

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British PM David Cameron, in his defining Maggie moment, wants to send a British Navy dinghy to Gibraltar to stave off the Spanish Armada.

“I’ve sold off and decommissioned all of our Navy warships so we’re going to send in a rubber dinghy. That should do the job,” Cameron told the House of Commons today.

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg backed up Cameron’s speech with one of his own: “I know I have the mind of a weak, feeble woman; and I have the heart and stomach of a weasel, and think foul scorn that Parma or Spain, or any prince of Europe, should dare to invade the borders of our realm; to which, rather than any dishonour should grow by me. Oh dear, I forgot wifey is Spanish. Ah, let them have Gibraltar, it’s only a tiny rock you know. Just changed my mind again, please ignore what I said before.”

Spain which hails under the orders of the EU has been chosen to bait the Brits as a warning for not going ahead with a full EU membership.

In Brussels, unelected technocrats were unapologetic: “Ve haf vays of making the Britishers play ball. Until zay give us all of their island, ve vill bait them in Gibraltar. That piece of land is ze property of ze EU. They have no right to be there any more.”

The Death of Christianity Much Exaggerated in the Minds of the Deceivers

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The former Archbishop of Canterbury, Lord Carey laments the slow seeping death of the Church of England’s flocks. As the Daily Squib has already outlined in a myriad of articles regarding the invalidity of the organised deception of the masses throughout the ages, there exists two very strong antidotes to religious deception, logic and science.

No doubt, Christians enjoy sitting in ornate buildings singing songs, but this has nothing to do with God. The songs could be about anything and have the same effect. All it is is people together singing, this brings good thoughts and a feeling of well being, a we’re all in it together emotion. These can be replicated in a pub on a Sunday lunch time or a football match sing-a-long.

Religions also prey on the vulnerable and those in crisis. Naturally, by taking advantage of  those who need help in trying times, they know they will ensure a grateful continued addition to the deception.

Churches, cathedrals are generally pleasant pieces of historic architecture, mainly produced hundreds of years ago by valued craftsmen, architects and artists, therefore they are part of the human heritage within the Western world, but that’s all there is to it.

The crisis within false religions lie in deeper waters. It is criminal that religions are imposed on humans at birth. This is one of the worst crimes against humanity, because the imposition of generationally transferred superstitions onto defenceless children harm the human race in the long run.

Science and technology cut through falsities like knives through butter, and when organised deception like religion is put into the Petri dish, it comes up as a deceitful little bug, a parasite on the truth. For thousands of years, the masses have been deceived, for thousands of years they have killed and persecuted each other in its name, and thankfully its reign of terror is soon to end.

As for the vast wealth and money these organisations have accumulated through fleecing their flock, this alone is a criminal act of the highest order and hypocritical to the very books that they tout.

What was created to put fear into humans by highly trained mind control experts (priests) in the Middle Ages as a form of placating the masses on such subjects as death, as well as making rules for the illiterate masses to obey at all costs is now gone. Finished.

The future for humanity now lies in technology. Man’s spirit will live on in the stars, not in lies and amalgamated myths moulded into a man written book.

Obama: “100 Million Sign Up to Obamacare”

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President Obama made the amazing announcement today whilst being interviewed by a press pack at his local golf course.

“I have some amazing news for you all. One hundred million people signed up to Obamacare today from my website. Now watch this drive,” Obama quipped as he hit the ball into the rough.

Fortunes have certainly turned around for the embattled president who is now riding high in the polls with his flagship Obamacare affordable care act (ACA).

News crews also noticed the president’s nose grow an incredible 23 inches as reporters were interviewing him during the golfing session.

Why Mass Immigration Is Actually Good For World

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Experts on global migration at the Institute of Institutional Institutes say that mass unfettered immigration is good for globalisation and the one world government.

“Look at humanity as a great soup, you got a little pinch of this, a little pinch of that, then you come up with something different. Maybe something better. If we all had the same genes, the shit would be boring. Who wants that? Besides, from our research, if races intermingle and breed with each other, they create one big better race of humans. It has been going on for thousands of years and it isn’t going to stop whatever the purists try to do,” Professor Denton Chase at the III, told CNN.

On Tuesday, the Oprah Winfrey show pitched a white racist against a black racist. They both were racist and no better than each other.

“Black racists are sometimes worse than white racists, but mildly brown coloured racists can be worse than both black and white. As for the Red Skins, well they’re the most racist of all. And don’t forget the invisible f*cking man, he hates every colour. So there you go folks. We’re all racists and that’s the truth,” Winfrey summed up before calling one of her cameramen a ‘stupid racist cracker bitch’.

The 12 People Who Use Bing Search Engine Cause Meltdown

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Bing engineers were up in Bing wings today when the 12 people on the internet who use the search engine all searched for the same thing at once.

“Our servers nearly melted,” Roger Samwitz, one of the Bing engineers said.

Microsoft Bing has proved popular with internet searchers and at one time even had 23 users, but that quickly died off because it’s shit.

Next Microsoft want to come out with a new search engine called Ding, and hope to attract more than 40 users.

“Can’t wait for that one,” a nonchalant internet geek said from a coffee shop in New York city before downing another Frappucino Latte quadruple Mocha Espresso.

Britain Celebrates ‘Roundabout’ Day

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Britain invented the roundabout in 1856 with the first roundabout built in the industrial town of Sheffield.

Historian Giles Blandstrepthow, reveals Britain’s roundabout secrets in his book England’s Roundabouts.

“One thing about roundabouts is that they’re a great British tradition. The first 19th century roundabout had a rather inauspicious beginning when sixteen carriages crashed into each other causing multiple injuries. It was not until 1923 that road regulations were established and vehicles were directed to go around a roundabout in the same clockwise direction as other vehicles.”

Ever since 1968, roundabout day has been celebrated in Britain traditionally on November 19, the first day a roundabout was used in England and Wales.

Britain currently has over 670,000 roundabouts and the current Coalition government is planning to build over 60,000 more roundabouts by 2015.

The town with the most roundabouts is situated in Essex, Leecharver, which has 354 functioning roundabouts. For a small town with a population of 120 that’s enough roundabouts to go around for a fricking lifetime.

Next Monday is ‘U Turn’ day in England, and Prime Minister David Cameron will commemorate the day with a massive ‘U Turn’ in Downing Street.

Cattle Feed to be Introduced at American Airports

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TSA officials are expected to introduce cattle feed at American airports for the passengers to ease their stress levels during their travels news reports from America claim.

“Once they enter the designated detention zones, they will be branded, weighed then corralled into lanes. There will be feeding troughs on each side of the lanes where passengers can feed themselves if need be. We will also provide water for the passengers as the queues can sometimes take three or four hours to clear the checkpoint. If we deem you a threat in any way, you will be made to disappear. Please enjoy your flight,” TSA spokesman, Dan Groper, told MSNBC.

Once travellers clear the heavily patrolled lanes, they are then asked to strip and if need be internal body cavity searches take place. The TSA also utilise full body x-ray scanners on passengers to check if they are complying with TSA rules.

One passenger was very happy about the new directives.

Peter Grundham, 32, from Syracuse, New York state said: “I am happy about being treated like livestock. God bless America. It’s for our own safety. I love all the wire taps, listening devices and surveillance as well as the full body groping. We fly thirty times a year and the checkpoints are the most enjoyable part.”

Looks like the U.S. tourism drive is also working as tourists to America have declined by over 85% in recent years. This is certainly one way the U.S. can whittle down the vast deficit and debt.

London Cyclists Now Endangered Species

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“What’s that crunching sound under the lorry again?” Bill Munter, an HGV driver for a North London firm says as he goes over another cyclist during the morning rush hour. It’s the third one he’s crushed this week, and it’s only Tuesday.

You would have to be completely bonkers to ride a bicycle on London’s narrow streets, especially when you’re sharing the road with heavy goods vehicles, double decker buses and evil taxi drivers, but many do, and if the London cyclists ever get to their destination without becoming a splattered meat sandwich on the road, then that’s a bonus.

Let’s look at the physics of this. London’s narrow roads were built hundreds of years ago for the horse and cart. Add in parked cars on each side and two tiny lanes become one, then add in huge clunking buses, HGVs and everything else , well if you can squeeze a pin in there you’d be lucky, let alone a helmetless tourist from the Continent weaving around aimlessly on a Boris bike. Until there are dedicated cycle lanes away from motor vehicles you would have to be insane to ride your bike on London’s minuscule streets.

“This morning we’ve only had six cyclist deaths. All in all a pretty uneventful day,” a chirpy policeman said today whilst on the scene of another squashing.

Don’t forget to wear your helmet when you get pulled under a four wheeler. Be safe out there.

CIA Endorsing Jihadists in Syria Reveal 911 Secrets Say Experts

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Espionage experts at the Swiss Institute of Global Investigation are astounded at the similarities of jihadists controlled by America in the Syria conflict and events that occurred on September 11 2001.

Dr. Erasmus Faust, wrote in a recent journal: “It is a very simple and obvious observation. The CIA are training and funding Al Qaeda in Syria in a bid to overthrow Assad. This shows that certain agencies have no qualms with working with jihadists. How do you think 911 happened? That operation enabled public opinion to okay the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. It is an impossibility that a small group of Arabs could have pulled off such an audacious operation without a vast, well oiled team behind them. 911 also served another very important purpose, it enabled the creation of Homeland Security in America and the destruction of all privacy, as well as introduction of mass surveillance on the public.”

There are also many other little clues that back up the obvious link between controlled ‘jihadist’ robots and a larger global picture.

“Many of the jihadists probably never know who is really pulling the strings or funding them as there are many tiers above them. When they are thinking they are doing Allah’s work and they will get 72 virgins after they die in glory, they are blinded by their simple belief system. If they knew the truth about who was really controlling them, whichever agency it was, CIA, Mossad or whatever, they may get second thoughts.”

PNAC

Since 2001 especially there have been many such instances of terrorist events being utilised by certain governments to introduce draconian laws inhibiting freedom. The UK witnessed their 911 event in 7/7, which immediately was the precursor for a total shutdown of privacy in the UK and an escalation of the Afghan war.

“Make the people fear and they will accept anything if you say it is for their own protection. The Hegelian Dialectic in action. Oh, and don’t forget, always have a government exercise playing in the background on the same day of the attack with a similar scenario to the attack. These both happened on 911 and 7/7.  Leaving religious paraphernalia behind on the scene as well as videos of confessions, selectively placed, always adds to the story. And there you have it, Syrian rebels funded by the CIA, 911 remote control planes and 7/7  detonations from underneath tube train carriages, why else would the holes created by the explosions have the metal from the undercarriage pushed upwards? These are small points pointing to an altogether larger picture. As for collateral damage, it is a small price to pay for a larger global conquest.”

If anyone has any doubts about 911, just watch George W. Bush in that class room. Any concerned leader who did not know about an attack on their country happening would have fled that classroom immediately once hearing about it. Instead, Bush chose to continue sitting down even after being informed by a theatrically obvious alibi agent.

Cui bono?

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