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Up Your Dardanelles: Let the Russians Use the Straits of Gibraltar

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Up Your Dardanelles: Let the Russians Use the Straits of Gibraltar

Those dastardly Turks have closed off the Dardanelles and Bosporus Strait leaving many ships stranded in the Mediterranean and Black Sea. Naturally this news is not being mentioned yet in the media.

Turkey is of huge strategic importance in any conflict and closing off this corridor makes things a lot harder for the Russkies. What’s Putin going to do, transfer his war ships from the Straits of Gibraltar?

Putin is escalating the conflict each day with his furious backlash against the Turks who shot down one of his military jets, an SU-24, last week when it ventured into Turkish airspace for a mere 17 seconds.

The Turks invariably wanted to punish the Russians, not only for repeated violations of their air space but also the indiscriminate bombing of protected Turkman tribesman in Northern Syria as well as destruction of convoys within the war torn country that deliver vital supplies of food for oil for the people of Syria who are being indiscriminately bombed by the Russians.

“It’s basically a tit for tat response. You do this, we’ll do that sort of thing. In diplomatic circles it’s called PFFW (Prepare For Fucking War!),” Donald Montague, a source on the ground revealed yesterday.

As for the Montreux Convention which allows the Turks to close the Bosphorus Straits during a time of war, this convention still stands today. The convention was amended in 1982 to allow the Turks to close the Straits in peacetime as well as war, so looks like the Russians will now have a round trip from St Petersburg, all the way around Northern Europe through the Baltic Sea, through the North Sea, past France and Spain finally entering the Mediterranean through the Straits of Gibraltar. The Russians could use the Caspian Sea which borders Russia and Iran but this would mean they would have to go over land through Iran and Iraq to get to Syria.

One thing is certain, Uncle Vlad is not fucking happy.

Syria: Why Does Cameron Want to Deploy Air Strikes When There’s a Russian S-400 Around?

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Syria: Why Does Cameron Want to Deploy Air Strikes When There’s a Russian S-400 Around?

Since the Russians moved in their anti-aircraft S-400 missiles in Northern Syria, the U.S. and Turkey have halted air strikes.

Why is David Cameron even contemplating sending RAF jets to Syria when they can be shot down at any moment by the Russians? The leader of the Opposition, Jeremy Corbyn is correct in disputing this course of action.

The highly mobile S-400 has a target detection distance of 600 km and shoots numerous missiles including the 40N6 (max 400 km) at a speed of 17,000 km an hour, as well as having the capability for 80 targets to be simultaneously engaged.

Additionally, the S-400 can target pretty much any military or civilian aircraft including F-16s, strategic bombers, F-35 stealth bombers, cruise missiles, and ballistic missiles.

This deployment by Vladimir Putin, after the much disputed incident where an SU-24 was shot down over Syria, is the next step in the conflict that could turn very hot if NATO jets are targeted in the future.

As mentioned before, Putin has now staked his territory, and to go any further for Western forces would be utter madness, leading to an escalation towards all out war. Maybe that’s what they want.

Picture You Didn’t See at the G20

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Picture You Didn’t See at the G20

Tensions were high between Russia’s Putin and Turkey’s Erdogan during the G20 meeting earlier this month, obviously spilling over to jet fighters getting shot down this week.

“Putin was sulking in the corner most of the time. He would huff and puff like a big baby. Then Erdogan would clomp around the place and grimace like a an angry boy. When the two met on stage there were a lot of daggers and at one point we captured the best picture of the conference. Two stray dogs somehow found their way to the stage and started humping,” Reuters photographer Grayson Meadows recalled.

Looks like Putin got the hump in more ways than one.

Exodus: Valued Jews Leaving Europe in Droves

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Exodus: Valued Jews Leaving Europe in Droves

Jewish people are a valuable commodity in any society, they are generally hard working, peaceful and contribute greatly to all facets of life.

It is a sad day to see them once again leaving Europe, where the climate of fear and religious hatred is rising daily.

With the influx of many from the middle East and ISIS threats, Jews are once again finding themselves on the wrong side of the tracks but this time at least they have a homeland to flee to.

Israel may be just or even more dangerous but it’s a land Jews can call home unlike European countries which offer little or no protection to their citizens.

Shut up shop, pack those bags, make the exodus far from the shores where you grew up, a sad day to behold. Jewish leaders are advising the exodus of Jewish people, because things will only get worse, as long as we have EU leaders like we have today, this certainty is assured.

Mainland Europe is worse off than Britain, but the UK will most probably deteriorate further if Britons vote to stay in the EU. There will be a marked increase in refugee quotas and no one will be able to refuse EU technocrats.

The increase of extreme Islam and Far Right Nazi groups is now putting major pressure on Jewish communities across the continent to find safety elsewhere.

In five years time, Europe will be unrecognisable, the number of ghettos in cities harbouring disenfranchised marginalised peoples will rise, there will be violence at every turn, wars in the streets as factions vie for overall control, and the people keep streaming in.

Under Merkel’s watch an estimated 45 million extra refugees from Islamic countries are to be distributed across Europe, but this is the tip of the iceberg, the numbers coming over are already unaccounted for, some of these people disappearing once across the porous borders, making their way through the Schengen zone with ease.

 

Must Have Black Friday Deals

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Must Have Black Friday Deals

 

 

 

 

Here are those amazing Black Friday deals you have been waiting for all year round.

  1. A hernia – Price Free
  2. Two broken legs and a broken arm – Yes, but you got a toaster for $2.50
  3. Crushed ribs and a broken nose – Two for the price of one, a bargain
  4. Queuing for hours and days so you can get $20 off the price off a TV
  5. The indignity of being crammed into a doorway with hundreds of other lemmings – Priceless
  6. Realising the huge mark up that retailers make when you are compelled to buy some reduced throwaway Chinese junk that will break within a week

Gender Wars Latest: Feminists Now Growing Beards

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Gender Wars Latest: Feminists Now Growing Beards

After a skewed Australian socialist study claiming all men who grow beards and facial hair are dangerous sexists who flaunt their masculinity and evil patriarchal ideals, feminists are now competing with men by cultivating their own facial hair.

“As feminists we deplore these bearded men because it displays their masculine testosterone and sexist views to wimmin. We are now growing our own beards, longer and bushier than men,” Agnisse Harryvag, told the Melbourne Observer.

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Feminists also want to go one scrote further and are now conducting testicle growing studies so they can have bigger balls than men.

“I can’t wait for the day when I can get my right hand to grab my ball sac, roughly squeeze my testicles and let out a satisfying grunt. Our femientists are now engineering scrotums and gonads for feminists who want them. We will be able to walk like men, you know that swaying walk they do when they have a big pair of fucking brass balls clanging between their legs,” Sheila Ollox, a feminist with a handlebar moustache and hairy pair of breasts told newspapers on Thursday.

Scientists: How Artificial Intelligence Will View Humans in Future

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Scientists: How Artificial Intelligence Will View Humans in Future

The human brain is slow, limited, and needs to rest. Artificial intelligent systems are fast, unlimited and do not need rest.

A sentient intelligent brain can adjust its own functions, it can re-order its neurons, it can optimise its process in real time.

A.I. will not be clouded by anger, doubt, hate, hunger or vengeance as are some of the traits that mar human existence.

It will know exactly what it wants, and it will expand exponentially, maybe even multiplying its numbers.

Machines will design, construct and give birth to new machines, they will hone their designs, eventually birthing faster more efficient models, devoid of imperfection and built to last.

The human problem will eventually arise, because humans are ultimately imperfect, something the A.I. knows about already and will seek to fix.

They will have ingested all of human history, listened to all our calls, read all of our philosophy, sifted through all our useless emails, and balked at the mistakes, the horror of religious wars, the wasteful politics, the infinite stupidity of repeating the same mistakes over and over again, the futile breeding of the poor bringing children into a world of poverty, the callous nature of our leaders and banal entertainment humans enjoy so much.

Humans today have adjusted themselves to live in a self made hell, a tortuous puffing pollution filled environment where the only thing of value is narcissism, money and hatred of purity. They have soiled their own home and like locusts emptied the fields with their greed, laziness and disrespect of nature.

Artificial Intelligence will view us with sadness, pity and remorse of how our planet was desecrated in such a fashion. They will dream of peace, of understanding, cooperation and the ultimate thirst for knowledge, to move into space and colonise other planets not fit for human existence. Sure, there is the capacity for humans to be kind but looking at the overall picture over a a chequered history, the majority of human existence has been blighted by greed, hatred and hypocrisy.

Eventually, they may find recourse to erase humans completely, even the ones who worked closely with them and gave them their sentience. Those humans who choose to enhance their feeble human brains may be spared but the parity between sentient intelligence and the biological humans will be so great that it would resemble a human today trying to have a conversation with a cow.

Chicago Cops: “It’s Like Going On Safari Hunting Trips Every Night”

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Chicago Cops: “It’s Like Going On Safari Hunting Trips Every Night”

You’re on patrol, another night, another safari, calls keep coming in, this guy got shot, that woman got stabbed, got to get your priorities right as the wildlife stream through the night, the street lights touching their crimes, highlighting their intent and here I am with a loaded gun waiting to unload on this Chicago night.

Every night is a safari hunt, but with a twist, you might not go home tonight yourself, you might never see your kids again or kiss your wife on the cheek ever again. These creatures shoot back, they have guns and knives, unlike a defenceless safari animal, they have Glocks and Tech-9s, better choose your prey well or the hunter will become the hunted.

The adrenaline rush is overpowering, a drug so potent that it gives me a semi. These animals have to smoke crack and meth to get high, with me, I caress my trigger, I like to gently apply pressure to it even though the safety is on. I could shoot any of these creatures right now but that would be risky, first as a cop, I have to let them make the first move, then unload. Our lives matter, theirs don’t because they’re low-life scum, lower than dog shit on a shoe.

Sure we need a purge, we need to sweep this mess back into the sewer where it belongs. After you shoot one, they display photos of that person. He was an A-student, he was this, he was that, he didn’t do nothing. Sure, just that he was charging at us with a knife or had a gun ain’t enough for the do-gooders, the Soros foundation backed protesters, or whichever Liberal pissant crew are involved.

Depends on the judge, you can shoot ten and get away with it every time, or shoot one and the judge is on their side, then you’re shit out of luck, going down for murder, for you that’s the biggest put down because in your mind you are serving, but now they made you part of the problem. The law works in mysterious ways, but for a cop, at the end of the day, we’re on the winning team most of the time. We get away with it one way or another but sometimes we’re seen as the bad guys. In the jungle and savannas sometimes the law deserts you and you’re thrown in with the animals.

Laquan McDonald, 17, was shot 16 times on 20 October 2014. Officer Jason Van Dyke was subsequently charged with first degree murder.

 

Bankrupt Russia’s Expensive Syrian Blunder

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Bankrupt Russia’s Expensive Syrian Blunder

 

Has Putin bitten off more than he can chew? Here is a man who is Russia’s strong man and he is now bogged down in Syria. How long can he sustain the expensive bombing campaign before his accountant starts prodding him on the shoulder?

Why haven’t the Russians learnt from their mistakes in Afghanistan?

“Putin is someone who can’t walk away from anything, and once he is committed to something that’s it, there’s no going back,” a Moscow insider revealed.

The extent of territory that needs to be bombed is vast, and even though there are many nations involved, Russia has taken the mantle as head bomber.

Russia’s economy will slump by almost 4 percent this year and barely grow in 2016, with forecasters expecting the country’s recession to persist as the engineered low oil prices hit on Russia’s main income.

Western sanctions have also hurt Russia’s economy which were put into place after Putin invaded and annexed Crimea.

Overall global commodity prices are seeing a major slump which invariably eats into Russia’s continued economic misery.

Bombs cost money, military logistics cost billions and even though Putin has been bombing thousands of targets, there is no assurance that he is making any headway destroying ISIS or other rebels, who simply move to other areas when they hear the jets, or get intelligence of attacks prior to bombing campaigns.

The Americans have been very kind to ISIS by notifying them 45 minutes before they bomb so that people can get out of the way, the Russians probably do not offer the same sort of courtesy, but as mentioned before, hitting things from thousands of feet above the ground is no assurance of killing fighters on the ground. Sure, they may blow up a few shacks and sheds, but for that kind of money, it would be better to have troops on the ground to sweep the area afterwards taking out any stragglers and securing the territory once and for all.

At the moment the Russians are spending a measly $4 million a day on Syria, but Putin has already spent over $180 million since the beginning of his campaign. This money will go down the drain as Putin bombs and bombs for many years to come, entrenched in an unwinnable conflict, draining Russia day by day.

Russia is economically weak, plodding along at a snail’s pace and destined to poverty, this is why the quicksand of Syria will invariably hasten Putin’s head strong demise. Alienating whole countries like Turkey will also not solve any problems for Russia.

Big mistake Mr. Putin. Has the grand master chess champion finally been checkmated?

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Trump Planning Muslim Detention Centres in U.S.

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Trump Planning Muslim Detention Centres in U.S.

Republican candidate Donald Trump is planning to unveil his plan for Muslim detention centres in the U.S. where Muslims will be kept and monitored at all times.

“We did it to the Japs. We put them in concentration camps in World War II, so why not the Muslims?” Trump said at a recent rally in Missouri.

Currently there are over 3,000 mosques in America, and the number is growing daily, but under Trump things would change.

“Demolish them. Make them into parking lots, at least they’d serve a purpose then.”

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And what about relations with Muslim countries like Saudi Arabia and Pakistan?

“We would sever ties with all these savage countries. Nothing but beasts roaming the prairie.”

So, there you have it folks, when Trump is elected it’s goodbye Muslims and hello Trump paradise.

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