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Obama Iran Deal: “Goodbye Israel”

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“I’m siding with the Iranians. I’m giving them time to create a functioning nuclear missile. There will be limited inspections at some sites, but we really won’t pry too much. It’s very secretive you know, they have some serious bunkers where they have all their stuff. Anyway, my Iranian friends have assured me they won’t drop the bomb yet, not until I’m out of office, then I’m gonna open up a can of Schlitz, sit back and enjoy the show on the networks,” Obama said, cackling like a rabid hyena in the White House’s rose garden, Wednesday.

The Iranians are very close to developing their first cruise missiles and are getting most of their nuclear technology from China, Pakistan and Russia.

EU Greece Bailout III: Donkey Britain Ordered to Pay Up Again

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David Cameron, the staunch europhile, is glad to hand over your hard-earned money and more to the EU, especially when it’s going to Greece, a black hole where cash goes and is never seen again.

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“I am happy to give away your taxpayer money even though the UK is not in the eurozone. It is with great pleasure that I will oversee your money being dumped into Greece so that it is effectively shredded. We might as well just burn the cash. Our EU partners have ordered Britain to pay up on a third bail-out on the profligate Greeks so they can enjoy their gold-plated pensions and lazy lifestyles. Britain has no need for the money, the NHS and schools are all doing well, the roads are not full of pot holes, and we do not need the money for essential services like ambulances, welfare or the disabled,” Mr Cameron said with a big smile on his face on Wednesday.

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Every Country to Leave EU Except For Greece

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Sempers Mordechai, an EU Finance Minister has suggested a new radical dastardly plan.

“I am suggesting that all countries in the Eurozone and European Union exit and leave Greece as the only member. Jesus frickin’ Christ, if the bloody Greeks don’t get the message then I don’t know when they will?”

Wolfgang Schäuble and the Finnish contingent were said to warm to the idea, as was George Osborne, the UK’s Chancellor of the Exchequer.

French PM, Hollande, was however nowhere to be seen.

Meetings in Brussels have been planned to discuss the proposal called Abandonshipeurexit.

IMF head, Christine Lagarde, has also given the go-ahead despite being a puppet of the French and will join all EU nations at the meeting on Wednesday, that is apart from Greece.

The Greek contingent, will not be attending, but word from Athens is that Greek PM Alexis Tsipras can’t wait to head the European Union as the only country in the European Union.

“The first law I am going to make is, less work more spend. The second law I’m going to make is nobody pay tax, the third rule I’m going to make, nobody need to pay anyone back any money they borrow. The fourth rule is we need more donkeys for our socialist EU Greek paradise, the fifth rule is free everything for everyone and we all get full pensions when we retire at 35, plus bonus, we only work three day week on full pay. Welcome to the EU, enjoy!”

NWO Latest: Democracy Never Really Existed Anyway

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Modern day ‘democracy’ is no different to the ancient Greek model, as the elite masters have – you – the population, as slaves. It is of course not an overt type of slavery, but you are born and bred to be a tax slave, and even when you die you are made to pay for your own carcass to be buried.

Whichever way any faction votes in an election is not an issue or relevant because once the election votes are tallied, the populace will receive much of the same. Western so-called democratic elections are not a process for governing, but purely as a means to placate the masses by removing any thought of revolution/rebellion and adding an element of theatrical ‘change’ to their banal slave existence.

You can vote red, blue, green, purple, or invisible ink, none of it matters in the end. You get the same result because ultimately the core state that enables governance is always the same behind the scenes, the window dressing and froth on top is pure theatre, a mechanism to fool the slaves who think they are free, year after year.

You are trained from birth to become a product consuming tax cash cow for the governors, you are nurtured, your education/programming gives you the onus to want to work, those who pass the tests will get better jobs, and pay more tax, they revel in their servitude to their masters and are rewarded with the ability to have larger sums from their pay siphoned off. Paradoxically, the unemployed and highest echelons pay little or no tax, a dualistic anachronism worthy of laughter.

As we invariably move towards complete global governance by one single entity, the falsities of democracy will slowly unravel as is happening in the EU right now. The people will not feel much discomfort when the curtains are pulled back revealing the truth. The European Union is the current leader in Western governance by an elite who are not even trying to hide their omnipotence and totalitarian ideology. The tax slaves within the EU are the most pliant within the West so far, and bow to any form of coercion, orders or ridiculous diktats without even a sniffle of discontent.

The future bodes well for the governors as they will slowly reveal their true selves to the populace who are apathetic, brainwashed slaves to their masters with not one ounce of individualism or spark of liberty left in their being; no form of original thought, and are so pliant that if one was to tell them that snow is black, they would agree with conviction and belief.

Such is the disdain felt for the slaves, that they are routinely thrown indignities once in awhile, and the slaves see it as a ‘gift’ and are happy.

Fooling the people from birth to death is thus an easy task because it is generational, it is instilled in the worker bees, and the guardians who work for the governors police the process, as do the unwitting populace who police themselves in their own slavery.

Whether the next stage within the New World Order’s transformation is a form of scientific dictatorship or technical dictatorship is not so important, the global chess board at this time has many players, and one of these factions will have to inherit the globalist prize, whether through the means of war, internal  attrition or total economic dominance.

Now be a good slave and get back to work, and be happy in your slavery, life is too short to think about freedom.

Rare Footage Filmed Deep in Heart of Tower Hamlets

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The footage deep within Tower Hamlets was acquired at great risk to life and filmed covertly by our undercover reporter.

We thought we lost our clandestine reporter as we had not heard any news for weeks. He had entered the town centre in the cover of darkness and attempted to blend in with the locals.

There were sporadic reports for a few days then everything went cold.

Finally, yesterday we received a usb hard disk by carrier pigeon.

Our editor immediately plugged it in and here is the amazing video for our viewers.

New Greek Word: OXI – Means ‘Bend Over’

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“The Greek word, Oxi, used to mean ‘no’, but since our referendum we have a new meaning to the word — bend over,” Katsekoulis Manananakas, a linguistics professor from Athens university told Greek newspapers on Sunday.

Consequently, the cruel and harsh reality of the recent referendum supposedly held to decide the fate of the Greeks in the Eurozone, was wholly ineffectual, and possibly a diversionary tactic by the current party in charge, Syriza.

Whilst the low information Greek populace were celebrating the false Oxi referendum result, Tsipras and his adjutants were selling the populace down the river at a hugely knocked down price.

“You got to hand it to the Greeks, now they want to sign a deal with the EU that is a thousand times worse than before the sham referendum. Tsipras lied to his own people, and while they were dancing in the streets, he was talking on the phone to Brussels telling them he would sign anything. The deal he is going to sign willingly condemns Greeks to severe austerity until the year 2057. Not only that 50 Billion euros worth of Greek assets will be held by the EU until the term is up, and the Greek pensions will no longer be protected, as well as the islands and the free electricity scheme will be trashed. The Greeks also have to deal with another six months of capital controls from the banks, as well as a possible bail-in. Tsipras better be wearing a cup when he lands back in Greece, because they’re going to lynch the son of a bitch as soon as he gets off the plane,” an EU insider revealed.

Experts: Greece Out of Eurozone Would Only Strengthen EU

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Wolfgang Schäuble, the stalwart German finance minister is heroically standing up to Greek profligacy and slippery trickery by telling the Greeks they need to take a five year holiday outside the EZ.

The Finnish contingent are, quite rightly, standing their ground and do not think there is any merit to the Greeks staying in the eurozone.

The truth is, the Greeks overstepped the mark countless times and are completely untrustworthy.

The Greeks are now asking for 80 Billion euros on top of the 350 Billion euros they already owe, and with no guarantee they will reform their ways.

So who is right? Who is wrong? In this case, there is no doubt that thievery, lying, blackmail and underhand techniques by the Greeks have made their chances worse in negotiations.

The world has seen for itself what happens when greed took over Greece and they squandered all of the 350 Billion euros, with a population of only 11 million people.

The markets are confused, with a Grexit, they should be going up, not down, because the danger to the EU’s stability is eradicated when Greece is thrown out. Uncertainty, is obviously the factor for market jitters, but once concrete plans are unveiled they will resume their upward trajectory.

British anti-EU denizen, Ukip MEP, Nigel Farage supports the Greeks but he is only doing so because he is anti-EU. In truth, he knows that the Greeks have committed a grave financial sin, not only by reneging on debt liabilities but by squandering vast sums with cronyism, tax avoidance, nepotism and massive corruption. No country’s economy can exist in a healthy state with the levels of discrepancy and fiscal irresponsibility that Greece has shown.

The Greek contingent has been left with a choice, through their OXI votes, and slippery manoeuvres orchestrated by ousted former finance minister Varoufakis and naive PM Tsipras, whether to accept the new austerity deal where 50 Billion euros of Greek assets will be held by the EU as collateral also enduring heavily controlled austerity until 2057, or take the high road with effective expulsion from the EZ?

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The numerous final, final, final meetings, the numerous final demands, and the numerous deathly scenarios eked out over the last five months of ridiculously time-consuming negotiation must come to an unholy end at some point.

Events move quickly in Euroland, one minute things are up, the next it’s all down.

CONCLUSION: Time for a Grexit, because without one, it would be time for a Eurexit. The EU and eurozone would be bolstered by Draghi’s QE and would limit contagion. The markets must see the strength with an EU stronger, leaner, losing the parasite sucking the very life blood out of its side.

If Greece stays in, the EU will die an unholy sorry death, eaten from the inside out.

These are the stark choices. Take it or leave it.

Tube Drivers Having a Beautiful Day During Strike

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“The weather’s been absolutely gorgeous. Had a barbecue with some friends for lunch, then we went down the pub, drinks all around. I checked my bank balance, and it made me feel great. I make more money than some doctors, yep, it’s hard not to feel good about my life,” Ernie Saunders, a tube driver from Ruislip told the Evening Standard.

Whilst London’s commuters were packed into sweltering buses by the hundred, tube drivers across the capital were relaxing with beers in their hands.

“I make £58,000 per year for sitting in a train cab and looking out the window. We work hard for that, so we deserve to strike while you people get heat stroke and choke from the fumes of some tramp’s arm pits squashed in a number 121 bus to nowhere. Go on get to work, I retire in four weeks on a full gold-plated pension and all the mod con benefits. Excuse me while I get another beer, ahh, this is the life. Pays to be with ASLEF,” another tube driver told the BBC during an interview.

Obama: “If Greeks Get Debt Relief So should Ireland, Italy, Portugal and Spain”

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“Hi, my name’s Barack Hussein Obama. Since I was elected the United States has increased its debt level by over $8 Trillion. I want to give debt relief to all eurozone countries that have vast debts, starting with Greece. This way, all the other debt ridden nations, Italy, Spain, Ireland, Portugal and France will ask for debt relief. This is a sure fire winner because not only will Greece stay in the eurozone to continue causing destruction to the EU from the inside, but the other countries that are in trouble will think, hey, the profligate Greeks got away with it, now it’s our turn. So, to sum up, more destruction, keep the Greeks in the EZ, so that the Germans can continue to plow in massive amounts of cash into the black hole of Greece. Thank you, my job is done here, when I leave office I can’t wait to sit back and watch the whole thing go bang. It wasn’t my fault though..hahahah!”

Bye, bye EU.

 

Economists: Soon Enough All the Cans Collect in a Pile

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The 2008 economic disaster is not over yet, simply because failed banking institutions were propped up falsely through quantitative easing and other can kicking methods.

Nothing has barely changed since those days, and even if economists on government payrolls are bleating the party line that the global economy is okay, one only has to look below the surface of these empty gestures to see that we are still in the midst of a great depression, and it will get a lot worse in the coming months, years, and decades.

What the financiers should have done was to let the failed banks and businesses fail, and take the hit there and then. By prolonging the demise of unsustainable institutions, you only make the problem worse a few years down the line.

The U.S. and EU are all in a similar quandary and unfortunately for the U.K., even though Chancellor Osborne has done an outstanding job in getting Britain out of the worst of the economic crisis, due to the global nature of the financial system, there would be shocks felt there as well.

Obama calls Draghi up and says Greece needs debt relief, what does Obama know? The president of the United States can easily drop a few trillion dollars before lunch time and be back at the golf course by the afternoon. Here is a president, who has no concept of money, he is a socialist with no understanding of economics and living within one’s means. Under Obama, the U.S. has piled on more debt than all previous presidents put together.

Whilst the world’s media concentrates on the current Greek crisis, one which could have been avoided by the EU in 2012 by kicking Greece out of the EZ, no one is even acknowledging the elephant in the room — China.

One can imagine the face of Ali Baba tycoon, Jack Ma, when he woke up one morning to see that $3.2 Trillion had unceremoniously been wiped off the Chinese stock market, his stock price naturally took a very large hit. It won’t end there though, due to the incompetency of the communist economic machine, mistakes are made dealing with such dips. The Chinese government is a meddling communist state where they increase damage to their economy by intervention that is not needed. Their meddling smacks of naivety, and is sure to prolong the misery further, spreading confusion and contagion, not only within its borders but globally.

The false Bull market is over, simply because it was a can kicked down the road, when you stop kicking cans, the Ponzi scheme is revealed. The markets went up purely because of QE, and once that stopped, gravity finally finds its way from the artificial push upwards, what goes up inevitably goes down.

To prolong QE in America would invariably cause a collapse of the USD fiat currency, increasing inflation to Weimar republic levels.

China needs people to buy their cheap plastic trinkets to sell to the Western consumer, and it needs to be selling lots of their useless junk to survive, but what happens when the West stops buying? Demand for Chinese goods are down, their stock market plummets by 30% in a day, and all those leveraged positions get wiped out. The Chinese have built whole cities, that are now just empty monuments of concrete, they have over-stretched themselves considerably and although they have large cash surpluses bolstering the communist party elite, their people are suffering, as there is no end in sight to the next downturn which has been building like a tsunami over the last few years.

The signs were always there, because human nature never changes, the 2008 downturn was a seismic warning before the big one hits. Governments should have heeded the warning, but they did not, when things got slightly better, they forgot about 2008. Stockbrokers, bankers, real estate, businesses, they got drunk on easy QE money, which is a mirage, a false wall built from straw.

We now have two choices, get a bulldozer to move the big pile of kicked cans along the road again, or watch the cans fall into the sewer, with what is left of the economy. A word of warning, without more can kicking, there will be unrest, war and complete collapse, kicking the can down the road again will reap the same thing.

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