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Ten Horse Mutations From The Future

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Ten Horse Mutations From The Future

 

To make sure you have every chance of profiting this year, Paddy Power have travelled to the future and returned with genetically modified winners ready for the Grand National Live Streaming!

Bendy Dave
Splicing in a little Beckham DNA gives this mutant the stamina and agility it needs to complete the race.

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Clarence
Fast and deadly, with a taste for Jockey blood, this terrifying mutant can’t stop moving and can be a beast to control.

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King T
Like something from Jurassic park this blast from the past has raw aggression and car-crushing power which promises to make the race more exciting.

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Crustaceous Dan
Giant claws slice Jockeys clean in half. This mutant’s claws have the crushing power of a black hole, but the sideways running is distracting and cumbersome.

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Ivory Sprinter
Using its’ powerful trunk, the ele-horse removes Jockeys from their steeds causing them to lose control and head into the stands.

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Gumball
Do motorbikes have DNA? It doesn’t matter as you won’t have time to ask with this speed-obsessed, petrol headed mutant power-house.

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Savanna Affair
This lion based mutation might not have the best stamina, but it’s razor sharp claws and hunting instinct make it the ideal mutant to take out the competition one by one.

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Sturdy Blur
Slow and steady wins the race! If this armoured behemoth can survive until the end it might just win.

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One Eyed Jack
Scientists combined the DNA of two of the greatest living race horses, but ended up with this monstrosity…

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Whippin McWhiskers
OMG JUST SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!

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UK Gives £5.8 Billion More to EU Countries for Medical Costs Than it Gets Back

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UK Gives £5.8 Billion More to EU Countries for Medical Costs Than it Gets Back

Under EU legislation, persons temporarily staying in and some permanent residents in another member state (such as a UK pensioner living in Spain) may be entitled to benefits in kind ‘which become necessary on medical grounds during their stay’.

Member states are in theory required to reimburse medical costs incurred by their nationals overseas. Greater numbers of British holidaymakers visit the EU compared to EU citizens visiting the UK but this is balanced out by the fact there are 2.7 million EU citizens living in the UK, but just 1.1 million UK citizens living in the EU.

The disparity in treatment costs shows that the UK is currently getting a bad deal and why the UK could secure friendly health co-operation with the EU after we Vote Leave.

The research shows that:

  • Since records began in 2007-2008, the UK has paid £6.18 billion to other EU member states for the treatment of British citizens in the EU, but was able to recoup just £405 million from other EU countries for the cost of treating EU citizens in the UK, a payment gap of £5.78 billion.

  • The UK’s payments to other EU countries for healthcare over the last eight years average £772 million per year (gross) and £723 million (net). The net figure is enough to more than double spending on the NHS Cancer Drugs Fund, to pay the salaries of an additional 2,638 GPs, to abolish dental fees and charges in England or abolish Prescription Charges.

  • Just in 2014-2015 alone, the UK paid £667.4 million to other EU countries for the treatment of British citizens in the EU, but was able to recoup just £49.3 million from the EU for the cost of treating EU citizens in the UK, a deficit of £618 million. That is enough to employ an additional 4,458 NHS hospital consultants or to abolish prescription fees and charges in England.

 

Commenting, Vote Leave Chair Gisela Stuart said:

‘The UK has been getting short changed by the EU for years. We hand over £350 million to Brussels every week but get less than half of that back – with strings attached.

‘On top of that, health tourism from the EU has cost us billions. This money could have been much better spent – it could have been invested to improve care for NHS patients.

‘If we Vote Leave we will be able to stop handing over so much money to the EU and we would be able to spend our money on priorities here in the UK like abolishing prescription charges and investing in the NHS.’

Under EU legislation, persons temporarily staying in another member state may be entitled to benefits in kind ‘which become necessary on medical grounds during their stay’. This also applies to those in receipt of a British state pension who have retired elsewhere in the EU. Member states are in theory required to reimburse medical costs incurred by their nationals overseas in these circumstances.

In 2014, there were 23.0 million visits by EU citizens to the UK and 43.8 million visits by British citizens to the EU. This means there were 90.4% more visits by British citizens to the EU than there were visits by EU citizens to the UK. The scheme could, therefore, be expected to cost the UK more for temporary visits. Given that there are 2.7 million EU citizens in the UK, but just 1.1 million UK citizens in the EU, it might be thought that this scheme would not impose costs on the taxpayer and should actually result in a net income to the UK in respect of permanent residents. Permanent residents are also necessarily resident for longer periods of time, meaning they are liable to impose higher costs. It is hard to estimate in advance whether the UK should be paying more to the EU or vice versa.

Vote Leave requested data from the Department of Health under the Freedom of Information Act 2000. The information requested was:

‘(a) the amount paid by the UK to each EU member state for the cost of treating British citizens abroad and (b) the amount paid by each EU member state to the UK for the cost of treating EU citizens in the United Kingdom, for the financial year 2014-2015 and every previous year for which the Department has records.’

The Department of Health disclosed the data in full. A breakdown of the data by each EU member state is provided in the Annex. The table below shows the annual figures for the whole of the EU-27 states.

 

Annual claims

Year

EU-27 claims

UK claims

Net

2007-2008

£626.35 m

£45.88 m

(£580.47 m)

2008-2009

£705.19 m

£47.18 m

(£658.01 m)

2009-2010

£831.50 m

£57.17 m

(£774.33 m)

2010-2011

£919.24 m

£57.81 m

(£861.43 m)

2011-2012

£897.40 m

£48.45 m

(£848.95 m)

2012-2013

£791.10 m

£48.72 m

(£742.38 m)

2013-2014

£742.67 m

£50.18 m

(£692.49 m)

2014-2015

£667.42 m

£49.32 m

(£618.09 m)

Average

£772.61 m

£50.59 m

(£722.02 m)

 

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In 2014-2015, EU member states claimed £667.4 million for the treatment of British citizens in the EU, whereas the UK was able to claim just £49.3 million, less than a thirteenth of money paid by the UK abroad. If the UK recouped that money in proportion to the number of visitors between the EU and the UK, it would obtain more than seven times what it actually does. The deficit in 2014-2015 amounted to a deficit of £618.1 million.

This is enough:

Over the period 2007-2008 to 2014-2015 as a whole, EU member states claimed an average of £772.6 million for the treatment of British citizens in the EU, whereas the UK was able to claim just £50.6 million. This amounts to an average annual deficit of £722.0 million.

This is enough:

The data also reveal the cumulative total claims made by and against the UK for medical costs, as the table below shows:

Cumulative claims

Year

EU claims

UK claims

Net

2007-2008

£626.35 m

£45.88 m

(£580.47 m)

2008-2009

£1,331.55 m

£93.06 m

(£1,238.48 m)

2009-2010

£2,163.05 m

£150.24 m

(£2,012.81 m)

2010-2011

£3,082.29 m

£208.05 m

(£2,874.24 m)

2011-2012

£3,979.69 m

£256.50 m

(£3,723.20 m)

2012-2013

£4,770.79 m

£305.21 m

(£4,465.58 m)

2013-2014

£5,513.46 m

£355.40 m

(£5,158.06 m)

2014-2015

£6,180.88 m

£404.72 m

(£5,776.16 m)

 

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The graph shows that in the period 2007-2008 to 2014-2015, the UK has paid £6.18 billion to other EU member states for the treatment of British citizens in other EU countries, but was able to recoup just £405 million from other EU member states for the cost of treating EU citizens in the UK, a total payment gap of £5.78 billion.

This is enough:

  • To have built 17 new 1,159 bed hospitals.

  • To have trained 71,480 NHS nurses, 14,982 GPs or 11,352 consultants.

  • To have purchased and fitted out over 1,100 new GP surgeries.

 

 

Prescriptions charges

Persons in England pay over £500 million per year in prescriptions charges.

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Karl Marx Turning in His Grave Say Witnesses

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“Sometimes we heard rustling sounds as if someone was turning over, and then later the sound of spinning came from Marx’s grave. Here is a man who birthed the Communist Manifesto buried for eternity, spinning like a silk worm — why?”

The answer to the man’s question may possibly be revealed in Panama, where staunch communists like the Chinese President Xi Jinping and British EU Marxist David Cameron have subverted the true meaning of communism.

“David Cameron has been revealed to be a Marxist EU elitist with offshore bank accounts, along with communist Xi Jinping, they exemplify the ultimate hypocrisy of socialism and communism, a tool for the elite to cream off the goodies from the top while the people are subjected to tortuous poverty, and despair,” one man said before letting go a long frothing green lurgie string of spittle onto the sodden ground.

Panama Wikileak: At Least Now We Know Where Some of the Greek EU Money Went

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Panama Wikileak: At Least Now We Know Where Some of the Greek EU Money Went

It’s not only the Cameron estate which benefits from avoiding taxation on their wealth. Investigative journalists have uncovered a massive treasure trove of information regarding Greece.

Cypriot and Greek ministers as well as businesses have been hiding their ill gotten gains from the EU in offshore accounts like Panama, and when the country went belly up in 2012 due to frittering away 350 Billion euros from the EU in less than two years, this is where the money went.

It is quite a find, and maybe some of these crooks who stole the money will be held accountable but it is highly unlikely knowing the unorganised multi-tiered bureaucratic hell that is the EU.

With news that the IMF is to force a Greek default one month after the UK’s EU referendum, somehow there does not seem to be any surprises left for the jaded.

Cameron Cracking Down on Offshore Tax Havens

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Cameron Cracking Down on Offshore Tax Havens

 

 

“There will be nowhere to hide. I will make sure that the tax man finds you wherever you stash your money or that massive inheritance daddy arranged. Let me make this clear, we will be uncovering some serious stuff here. Some of us could be in the shitter if this tax avoidance nonsense comes out, but I have arranged for the tax man to come after me, even if I’m the PM. Oops! Did I just say that? Never mind..ahem.”

You can read the full papers here.

Wikileaks Greek Bombshell Increases Brexit

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Wikileaks Greek Bombshell Increases Brexit

 

Released by Wikileaks, the discussion took place in Athens just before the IMF walked out of talks aimed at giving Greece the green light for the next stage of its bailout.

There will be a Greek default by July, one month after the EU referendum.

The situation is: the IMF does not believe the numbers being used by both Greece and Europe to do the next stage of the deal. It does not want to take part in the bailout. Meanwhile the EU cannot do the deal without the IMF because the German parliament won’t allow it. LINK

 

THOMSEN: Well, I don’t know. But this is… I think about it differently. What is going to bring it all to a decision point? In the past there has been only one time when the decision has been made and then that was when they were about to run out of money seriously and to default. Right?

 

VELKOULESKOU: Right!

 

THOMSEN: And possibly this is what is going to happen again. In that case, it drags on until July, and clearly the Europeans are not going to have any discussions for a month before the Brexits and so, at some stage they will want to take a break and then they want to  start again after the European referendum.

 

VELKOULESKOU: That’s right.

 

THOMSEN: That is one possibility. Another possibility is one that I thought would have happened already and I am surprised that it has not happened, is that, because of the refugee situation, they take a decision… that they want to come to a conclusion. Ok? And the Germans raise the issue of the management… and basically we at that time say “Look, you Mrs. Merkel you face a question, you have to think about what is more costly: to go ahead without the IMF, would the Bundestag say ‘The IMF is not on board’? or to pick the debt relief that we think that Greece needs in order to keep us on board?” Right? That is really the issue.

 

VELKOULESKOU: I agree that we need an event, but I don’t know what that will be. But I think Dijsselbloem is trying not to generate an event, but to jump start this discussion somehow on debt, that essentially is about us being on board or not at the end of the day.

 

THOMSEN: Yeah, but you know, that discussion of the measures and the discussion of the debt can go on forever, until some high up.. until they hit the July payment or until the leaders decide that we need to come to an agreement. But there is nothing in there that otherwise is going to force a compromise. Right? It is going to go on forever.

 

The EU is currently holding 300 Billion euros of Greek debt in shoring up the ailing country, and this bombshell leak is proof that the EU is an economically dangerous place to be.

It is therefore in Britain’s interests to leave the EU before the whole shithouse goes up in flames taking the UK down with it.

Vote Leave or go down with the sinking ship.

Experts: Prepare For Twenty Years of Riots Unless Brexit

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Experts: Prepare For Twenty Years of Riots Unless Brexit

The reason for the chaos and riots is quite simple. If Britons don’t vote for a Brexit, there will be another massive deluge of migrants never before seen on these shores.

Forget about calling an ambulance for your sick child, or calling for a fire engine when your house is on fire, as for the police, they will be too busy with the riots or will have been disbanded because of governmental cuts.

There is no remedy for the oversubscribed NHS or the school system which is barely functioning at the moment apart from Brexit.

The riots will be all encompassing, across the length and breadth of Britain and there will be no escape either, wherever you go you will find discontent, chaos and the blood will run thick in the streets.

Supermarket shelves will be empty as millions take to the streets in search of food and to loot as much as they can.

Death and Mayhem

Anarchist groups are hoping for a Remain vote for a very good reason, they want the chaos to topple the government and monarchy. Why do you think they’re in the Calais jungle inciting and advising illegal migrants to cross the Channel.

With no school places left for your children, no hospital beds, and no police, law and order will break down very quickly as Britain absorbs the deluge from the EU and Third World.

The Benefits system will eventually collapse due to lack of taxpayer funds as the migrants eat the welfare system dry, and they themselves will take to the streets in frustration.

The tiny island of Britain has already become a dumping ground for millions of migrants, but the deluge will reach astronomic levels if Britain stays in the EU.

Anarchy

The anarchist groups are waiting for the EU referendum with bated breath, for they know what is coming. Soon they will be flying their flag from Buckingham palace, and dragging a soaked Kate Middleton down the street in her £5,000 dress, only pausing for a second or two to jeer and spit at her.

Jeremy Corbyn, is an Anarcho-Marxist, his role will increase in the event of a Remain vote. He will rally the troops, to round up the Jews, the rich and the remaining monarchy, lined up against blood stained walls and brutally dispatched with no mercy.

This is the future of Britain under the EU. It had no qualms about crushing Greece, inciting mass riots and destroying their economy, why should it have any qualms about destroying Britain.

The EU does not want a strong Britain, it does not in any circumstances want an economy that is doing well globally, and this is why it is crushing the British steel industry under the auspices of China.

Children of Men

The riots will halt everything, once one riot starts, it will spread, and so on. The sheer anger amongst the population is so high, the closeted ignorant Cameron Cabinet will not know what to do. There has never been such a weak lily livered prime minister to date, and as in many things, this out of touch wet rag will wilt further as he is caught in the headlights. He will soon hang from a post as many of them will such will be the fury of the people, the disenfranchised masses who see his fat lying face everywhere.

He will be dragged from Number 10 whimpering like a wounded animal and strung up on a post in Whitehall. As his useless life fritters itself away, he will spy one face smiling — Corbyn.

 

Vote Leave FACTS: UK Football Will Be Stronger Outside EU

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Vote Leave FACTS: UK Football Will Be Stronger Outside EU

Football transfers are currently stifled by the EU and leaving would actually help the global transfer market.

We could then have amazing footballers from all over the world and from Europe as well playing in the Premiership and other leagues.

The £350 million sent into the EU black hole every week where it is swallowed up and never seen again, could also be used for building up our own youth teams to International standard.

The BSE assertions are based on the flawed assumption that the UK would require foreign national footballers to have a visa.

 

  • When the UK votes to leave the EU, we will take back control of our migration policy from the EU. We will be able to decide the conditions under which footballers will be able to work in the UK.
  • The UK will be able to select the best and the brightest without discriminating on the grounds of nationality against non-EU citizens as at present.
  • The UK could also exclude criminals, which it cannot at present do so because of EU law.

 

The European Court has prevented the UK from introducing rules to support young British players. Both the FA and UEFA consider this to be damaging.

 

  • In December 1995, the European Court ruled that the EU Treaties forbid ‘rules laid down by sporting associations under which, in matches in competitions which they organize, football clubs may field only a limited number of professional players who are nationals of other Member States’. This restricts the FA’s ability to introduce rules to support young British players.
  • In December 1997, the English team was ranked fourth in the world. Today, it is ranked ninth.
  • UEFA has said: ‘One of the biggest challenges facing European football is that, since the European Court of Justice’s Bosman ruling of 1995 and the rapid growth of television revenue, the richest clubs have been able to stockpile the best players, making it easier for them to dominate both national and European competitions. At the same time, clubs have fewer incentives to train their own players or give a genuine chance to young players from their region. This trend is exacerbated by the increasingly unreliable financial compensation for training young players who leave early, and the ability of many European clubs to ‘poach’ young players from the age of 16 from across the European Union’.
  • The Chairman of the Football Association, Greg Dyke, has said there are not enough English players, especially in the Champions League.

Vote Leave FACTS: Latest ONS Stats Show Why Britain Will Prosper Out of EU

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Vote Leave FACTS: Latest ONS Stats Show Why Britain Will Prosper Out of EU

 

 

The latest ONS statistics blow a hole in the Remain camp’s fearmongering scare campaign to put Britain down. Outside of the EU the economy would prosper and the EU would continue to do business with the UK.

Instead of handing £350 million per week to Brussels the safe bet is to spend it on Britain. It only makes common sense, and will catapult Britain back into the super league of nations. The free trade zone from Iceland to Turkey is begging for British deals, and as the 5th largest economy in the world, we must capitalise on this.

Vote Leave on June 23 and we will.

 

The UK’s current account balance could be improved considerably if we Vote Leave. There is nothing to suggest this is weakening the currency.

 

  • The UK recorded a current account deficit of £96.3 billion in 2015.
  • This could be substantially reduced if we Vote Leave. In 2014 (the last year for which data are available) the UK recorded a £12.3 billion balance of payments deficit with the EU institutions. The figures released today showed the UK Government paid the EU institutions (net) £10.6 billion in 2015 (this figure excludes payments by the private sector to the EU institutions).
  • This means we could substantially cut the balance of payments deficit if we voted to leave the EU.
  • The EU-funded Oxford Economics group has concluded that if the UK voted to leave the EU, ‘In most cases (five out of nine), the UK’s trade balance improves’.
  • There is no evidence that this is having a substantial effect on the currency or is driving movements in the foreign exchange markets. The pound has been strengthening against the US dollar over the last month from $1.3871 (26 February) to $1.4338 (today).

 

It is in the EU’s interests to get a free trade deal with the UK.

 

  • In 2015, the UK recorded a £67.7 billion deficit in the trade of goods and services with the EU, up from £58.8 billion in 2014.
  • This means that it is in the EU’s interests more than ever to get a free trade deal with the UK, as many pro-EU campaigners have acknowledged:
    • The Prime Minister, David Cameron, has said: ‘If we were outside the EU altogether, we’d still be trading with all these European countries, of course we would… Of course the trading would go on. Sometimes … There’s a lot of scaremongering on all sides of this debate. Of course the trading would go on’.
    • The UK’s former Ambassador to the EU and leading supporter of BSE (Britain Stronger in Europe), Lord Kerr of Kinlochard, has admitted ‘there is no doubt that the UK could secure a free trade agreement with the EU. That is not an issue’.
    • The pro-EU CBI has said ‘the UK is highly likely to secure a Free Trade Agreement with the EU, and such an agreement would be likely to be negotiated at an extremely high level of ambition relative to other FTAs’ .
    • The pro-EU Centre for European Reform has accepted that ‘given the importance of the UK market to the eurozone, the UK would probably have little difficulty in negotiating an FTA’.
    • HSBC has said ‘we think it is fair to assume that the UK and the EU would continue to enjoy thriving and tariff-free trade in goods’ (‘A very British dilemma’, February 2015, p. 2).
    • The Foreign Secretary, Philip Hammond has admitted that a free trade agreement in goods ‘would be relatively simple to negotiate’.

Trump Presents List of Ways Women Will Be Punished

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Trump Presents List of Ways Women Will Be Punished

It seems Donald Trump keeps digging himself into holes, and this time he may have gone too far.

His war against women and their rightful choices is now threatening his candidacy, but hey, it’s the Don, he can do and say anything and get away with it. Now he wants to punish women for their choices.

After being pressed by reporters on what sort of punishment women should receive, the Donald took out a piece of paper from his jacket pocket with a list.

“I compiled this list of punishments for women. I was on the plane and thought to myself, what will really piss women off in America? I came up with a list, right there.”

 

  • What do liberal abortion loving American women hate most? Me. So I want to punish them by arresting them, tying them to a chair and forced at gun point to watch videos of me talking about my mother and what a great woman she was. Then I’ll show them a pic of the foetus they aborted and lecture them about how that could have been me if my mother was pro-abortion.

 

  • The second segment of torture will involve these women forced to watch their favourite handbag being shredded in front of them with those credit cards inside.

 

  • We will get your husbands or boyfriends to talk about their exes in front of you for hours.

 

  • You ever watch the Donald adjusting his junk in his trousers? Women hate it when men do that. You will be forced to watch me adjusting my tiny privates in my trousers for a further four hours.

 

  •  How about some mansplaining and selective hearing? If you try and initiate a conversation with the men present at your punishment session they will either continue eating their chips or drinking their beer whilst watching sport or a movie. This event will go on for two days on a shift basis.

 

  • Further punishment will involve the woman being put into a room full of men who have been eating beans all day. They will fart and joke for two hours. They will be wearing oxygen masks but you won’t.

 

  • The next phase is the Mexican ogling session. Women will be strapped into a chair in a room full of sex starved Mexican men who just came over the border. They will not be allowed to touch you but they will damn well ogle you for six hours. If you’re too ugly to be ogled, don’t worry they’re Mexicans.

 

  • On a variation of the ogling theme, your husband or boyfriend will be present whilst a line of beautiful young women in bikinis are paraded in front of him. You will be forced to watch as he blatantly ogles their hot bodies. Some women will be allowed to show their appreciation by kissing your husband/boyfriend in front of you.

 

  • The manspreading room will be your worst nightmare. There will be rows of men manspreading and shoving you around a fake subway carriage.

 

  • We will take pictures of you without makeup during the various punishment sessions and force you to upload these to your Facebook and Instagram page.

 

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