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Britain Has Two Choices: Churchill or Chamberlain – Victory or Surrender

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The EU Referendum could be a last goodbye to Britain with a sordid cowardly surrender or it could be a victorious courageous brave win against all odds, adversity and treachery.

Once Britain is gone, it would be swallowed up by the EU and the country will never be able to come back. It will be destroyed bit by bit, every part of it will be dissected and assimilated into the collective.

If you wish to do harm to Britain you will vote to stay In the EU, because your actions will cause irreparable damage to this once great nation. You will also have betrayed your countrymen, you will have dishonoured your ancestors and all those who fought in the great wars ancient and near, you will have to live with this thought for the rest of your days on earth.

Your betrayal shall live with you past the grave as you shall be known as the person who effectively sold out your country to those who had no care for Britain.

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David Cameron is Neville Chamberlain, and he knows it in his heart and it shames him every day. To even stand up now is hard work for him, he is racked with guilt and even though he may exist in a form of denial, he will be known as the Prime Minister who nearly surrendered Britain, an act of supreme cowardice close to treason.

It does not have to be this way.

You can fight, fight till the last dying embers of your fiery breath, never extinguishing the flame of battle. You do not have to lie down and surrender. Never! Never Surrender!

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In all of Britain’s history, ‘surrender’ has never been part of the English language, or the armed forces, or the people.

You can fight the EU now, for time is short, and awaken the true spirit of what it is to be a citizen of Great Britain.

For thousands of years Britons have survived without an EU, and for a thousand more years Britons can survive and flourish as the world is large beyond the borders of France and Germany.

It is your choice. Embrace Victory outside the non-democratic EU or Surrender to those, who wish only to rule over you and take away your sovereignty.

Freedom or Slavery.

Enter Boris to Save Britain From the Dogs

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When someone big like Boris Johnson enters the fray, one cannot avoid quoting Lord Alfred Tennyson:

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
   Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
   Rode the six hundred.

The fight to save Britain and to open business up to the world is on, and Boris is certainly a large enough character to put his point through the morass of propaganda being spewed from the EU Ministry of Lies.

And if all goes well, Britain shall prevail, be a sovereign nation once again, able to dictate its own laws, able to control its own borders, and able to keep its head held high knowing it did the right thing and Never Surrendered.

NATO: We’re Leaving Turkey Out to Dry

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NATO commanders do not want anything to do with Turkey, for a very good reason. If Russia were to crush the Turks, it would be a win win situation for a Europe that detests anything Turkish, and the Russians who are out for Turkish blood.

“Once Russia takes Turkey and does the bidding for its many enemies, that region of the world will be white washed and the Russians will have a foothold in the Mediterranean next to their dear friends the Greeks. Greece has always courted Russia to do their dirty work, as much as Assad and Iran, and now mortal enemies of the Turks, the Kurds are being fully supported by Russia to destabilise Turkey as much as possible through terrorism. As for Israel, no one detests the Turks more than them, so there are no losses all around,” political commentator Francois Carrion, told French news stations to much fanfare.

The Russians wish to create an element of civil war in Turkey, reminiscent of the former Yugoslavia,  utilising the Kurds as their proxy weapon. The Russians are arming the Kurds and giving them high level intelligence as to which targets to hit within Turkish mainland through terrorism and other means. This sly method of destabilisation is most certainly orchestrated directly from Moscow.

The unfettered Russian carpet bombing operation in Syria at the behest of Assad is also creating a wall of refugee misery seeking refuge and entering through the already bloated borders of Turkey. This further destabilises the nation much to Russia’s delight.

The ultimate Russian goal of course is to gain control of the Straits.

Control of the straits. And it is the age-old dream of the Russian tsars since the capture of Constantinople by the Ottomans. The release of “Orthodox shrines”, “Greek project” … “Eastern Question” – perhaps the most important question of geopolitics Empire. In total, for the period from 1568 to 1918-th happened 13 Russian-Turkish wars. Over the centuries, Russia and Turkey were at war 69 years. On average, a Russian-Turkish war from the other separated only 25 years old. Not with any other country, we did not fight as much. The war was originally for the control of the Northern Black Sea coast, then over the North Caucasus, and then over the South Caucasus. Well, of course, of a protectorate over the Eastern Christian peoples who fell under the authority of the Porte. All these territories under Stalin managed to unite in one grand geopolitical project.Source

The plan is to create a Kurdish homeland directly adjacent to the Turkish border and portion of a major part of Syria including Kirkuk, a heavily oil rich area which the Kurds will use to subsidise their new state along with the help of the Russians.

Has Erdogan, the Turkish leader bitten off more than he can chew? With Russian forces bearing down on Turkey from the North and West, Greek Russian forces from the East, there seems to be no place to go now, especially when NATO has abandoned the Turks to their Russian fate.

Turkey can certainly count on its friends…er…of which there are none.

EU Deal Like Zero Hour Contract Says Jubilant PM

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“EU deal? I say this, but it’s something else, sell it to the people, the EU say otherwise, EU changes the temporary contract at whim, Tories lose election, Labour gets in, zero hour EU contract changes again with no notice, back to square one, EU wins.” a jubilant joyous PM revealed after touching down at Heathrow from Brussels.

He’s done it, the illustrious David Cameron has produced a list of minuscule things that could be done but will never be implemented by the erroneous ‘EU deal’ that’s not really a deal.

“Today is a historic day in our country’s history. I have brokered an EU deal that can easily be adjusted by the EU and is not legally bound by any court. I have secured Britain’s future at the bottom of the barrel to be easily manipulated, exploited and basically molested by multiple aggressors on a daily basis. Thank you and goodnight,” David Cameron said before retiring for a good night’s nightmare or two.

The streets were lined with bin liners all the way back to Downing Street, and a single raven flew across the darkened sky cawing ominously.

Experts: Why Global Government Should Not Mean Complete Destruction of Nationalism

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If one was to look at history, it is peppered with division. Each nation state standing today was once many divisions, principalities, until a unitary catalyst brought the nation together as one. Naturally, the divisions within each nation state still exist to some extent, however, these divisions are dampened to accommodate the greater united nation.

The same applies to all global nations today, where individual nationalism is being slowly dampened, to accommodate the coming global government and currency. There will be a time of metamorphosis, however this change will bring about a symbiotic relationship incorporating a lesser role for nationalism and a greater role for the New World Order within a sustainable coherent framework.

Naturally, there are many hurdles to pass before such an all encompassing unity prevails across the globe, as there are still some nations within the global community who are out of the loop, for example N. Korea and Iran, to mention a few.

By reaching a common goal globally there may be a coming together through a common enemy, or environmental incident of great magnitude.

If a rogue alien ship were to land in a country today, then send out attack forces across the globe to every human city, this event in itself would create immediate unity amongst the global community, but this is just a fictional scenario.

Let’s look at the unity in the United States created by the Pearl Harbour-esque event of 911. After September 11, 2001 there was mass unity and empathetic solidarity across America. It was an ‘us’ and ‘them’ dialectic course amplifying nationalism within the United States almost overnight. People were lining up to join the military, waving U.S. flags at every turn and agreeing to any governmental law curtailing freedom without question. When 2003 came along and the call was to go to war in Iraq, there was little or no resistance from the American people, especially with 911 footage being beamed into living rooms on a daily basis.

The same principle technique could easily be utilised across the globe either through a common enemy scenario or through other slower means.

Through mass forced migration, where millions of people enter previously closed countries at a high rate of speed, there is a jolt of realisation for many that there is a whole world out there, and that other people and cultures reside outside of their borders. This initially negative effect is a very useful technique in inoculating the indigenous population of their privilege. The West seems to feel that they can make up 8% of the global population yet use up 60% of the earth’s resources.

Not only will nationalism have to be watered down before global government and one world currency is installed, but so will religion, as some forms of religion seek to dominate and alienate others. There will have to be a point where a single world religion will be introduced and incorporated for the whole global community superseding all previous incarnations. That is not to say that all other religions would be banned, but they would be either incorporated or dampened suitably to make way for the complete global/universal scientific technical allegiance. Inclusivity not exclusuvity.

Once complete global unity is achieved, either through peaceful techniques or through military, each nation will be allowed to keep some national identity, but it will be heavily controlled, and monitored. Linguistic differences between previous nations will also be steered towards a singular global language yet allowing previous languages to continue on a lesser scale.

Nationalism, multiple religions – all polarising techniques will eventually disappear through generational breeding during the new epoch of technological supremacy leading onto the coming singularity. Artificial Intelligence, will no doubt bring new questions for humanity, and those who make the evolutionary leap to enhancement will further divide the populace, however these are theoretical points left for the future.

Next week : Universalism Beyond Globalism

Royal Watchers Delighted at New Prince George Outfit

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Prince George has proved once again how much of a style icon he is after a £485 outfit he wore to his dad’s recent EU speech sold out today.

“I think it’s meant to be making some sort of subtle statement, but I can’t quite put my finger on it,” royal commentator, Barnabas Ballentyne, told ITV news.

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were on hand to lead the toddler out onto the stage where his new outfit was photographed at least 20,000 times by whole teams of photographers.

There was even approval from across the Channel, where Jean Claude Juncker reluctantly interrupted a date with another jug of cognac to applaud the choice of attire.

“Jah, Ce’st une magnifique choice. Wunderbar. Ze Gotha’s are coming home…finally.”

Plague of Locusts Will Descend on Britain After Brexit Say EU Leaders

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“Consider this mein Britisher friends. If you leaffe you vill see locusts as big as birds flying in their millions over your crops and your stupid little countryside,” Gunther Clossfein, an unelected EU official revealed smiling awkwardly.

The Romanian Foreign Minister, Laszlo Pikpokt, also assured destruction on Britain if it dared stop the benefits bonanza his countrymen are benefiting from so greatly.

“The locusts will be more numerous than Romanians streaming across your borders daily. You will never see a blade of grass ever again if you do Brexit and stop the gravy train. Big Issue! Big Issue!”

The French, however were rather sanguine about all the threats but still chose to add one any way.

“Merde. Vous rosbifs do not get it do you? If you vote Brexit half of France rich people will move to Britain as well as other rich people from EU countries for haven. Do not do it mes enemies. Ah, we do not like rich people any way!”

EU: Why Europeans Need to Start Learning Arabic Now

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It is best to be prepared for eventualities, and this is why European citizens should start learning Arabic right now before it’s too late.

One cannot fully appreciate or understand the Holy Qu’ran without speaking it in the tongue it was written in, therefore to learn Arabic is a necessity.

In Germany, school children are already being educated in Jihad, and these lessons will be rolled out across the rest of Europe soon enough.

Why Islam? Well, as a control system it is one of the most effective programming solutions known to man,unrivalled to any other control  mechanism. For this reason alone, the controllers have seen fit to choose Islam as a suitable replacement and will no doubt make governance over the population much easier, as Islam means full submission.

Linguistically speaking, Arabic may seem intimidating to learn at first, especially when there are 28 letters in the alphabet made up of squiggly lines, but practice makes perfect as they say, and after a few lessons you will be speaking and reciting the Qu’ran like a pro.

One thing the EU is very strict about is that horrible thing called xenophobia, and it is to this end that the EU is asking the populace to be more inclusive; to not discriminate against other cultures, religions, especially during the period of transition.

“We are asking citizens to obey our new directives to learn Arabic. From now on all citizens within the EU must adhere to this ruling, as Arabic is a requirement at all levels of education and business, as well as entertainment,” Hans Gertvinters, an MEP for the Netherlands told Euronews.

Putin Laughs as Russians Bomb Hospitals With Women and Children Inside

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Russian president, Vladimir Putin has never been so joyful and happy, especially after hearing that another hospital has been bombed to the ground, deliberately targeted of course by his jets.

“I do not consider these people as human, so why should I care when these women and children are bombed into the rubble. We are creating a humanitarian crisis and this is why millions of people are fleeing towards Europe and destabilising the EU. That’s a bonus for me. We get to kill two birds with one stone,” the Russian president, Putin remarked whilst chortling under his breath much like a well sated hyena.

Civilian areas in Syria are not immune to Russian cluster bombs either.

So much for John Kerry’s well touted ceasefire, the Russians have been carpet bombing Syria ever since.

The Médecins Sans Frontières hospital was among a school targeted by the Russians killing over 12 children.

Please donate, as MSF needs all the help they can get under extremely difficult conditions.

 

Brexit: Volcanoes and Lava Would Engulf Britain

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Scientists from the David Cameron Office of Geology, situated in the town of Bullingdon, Oxford, have revealed terrifying news that volcanoes and lava could cover large parts of Britain if the people vote to leave the European Union.

“As soon as there is a Brexit, a massive volcano would rise up through Birmingham and Coventry. Lava would spit out burning everything in its path, and horrible grey ash would be thrown for miles across the British Isles. The lava would cover everything in the UK including London. Vesuvius would be like a walk in the park compared to this thing going off,” Trent Dallingpole, a key researcher on the team told the BBC.

As well as volcanoes, there would be massive earthquakes belting out richter scale 14 tremors and most of Britain would disappear into a big fucking crevice filled with molten lava.

 

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