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Who Dares Wins – Brexit

 

Tony Millhouse, the film’s director says the new film will “knock you off your fucking feet!”

The film is set in 2016 Britain and involves a fiendish plot to rig the EU Referendum so that Britain stays in the EU and hold the British people under ransom in an EU regime of totalitarian dictatorship where every facet of life is dictated by faceless eurocrats in a foreign country.

“This time the PM doesn’t send in the SAS, because in the film, the PM is a bad guy, and so are most of the Cabinet. It’s up to someone within the government who fights for Britain and is not a treasonous slime ball to save the country,” Millhouse revealed to Empire magazine.

Get Out Your Inflatable Goiters the Ghost of Peter Sellers Needs Your Help

A day does not go by in the illustrious Daily Squib offices when we do not have an episode of Pink Panther on the video screen. We love every moment of Peter Sellers as the indomitable Inspector Clouseau, and it is to this end that we must urge our readers and anyone else who sees this to assist with a proposed labour of love.

The Ghost of Peter Sellers, is a story of the crumbling genius of Sellers in his last years, someone who had such Mercurial talent that destructive forces would sometimes visit to counteract the creative frenzy.

Support the documentary by donating as much as you can. If you have ever been touched by the genius of Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan, please help bring back to life some of the moments that occurred in 1973.

Latest Apps and Games in 2016

 

It seems that there are now slightly more apps for Android than there are for iOS devices. This is also the trend in the online casino industry. There however an increase in casino apps compatible with iOS Devices. Amongst betting apps of 2016 you can also find the best football betting app in the business.

Top apps so far in 2016 include;

Glow baby feeding tracker– the app helps mothers keep track of their baby’s development.
BuzzFeed Video – the free app gives you access to videos and shows from BuzzFeed.
TapTapSee – the app is designed for visually impaired and build people. As the name suggests you tap the screen of your mobile device twice and the camera takes a picture. The contents of the picture are read out using the devices TalkBack feature.
VHS Camcorder – is a paid app that allows users to create videos that look like they were taken by a VHS Camcorder.

One of the top new releases in the gaming industry for 2016 is The Walking Dead: Michonne. This is obviously based on The Walking Dead franchise. It is centred on the Michonne character. The game is quite a thriller. Updates to popular games like CandyCrush and Swing Copter were also released early in the year

In the online casino industry the 2016 roulette app has been making waves. The game has improved graphics and gameplay specifically designed for mobile devices. There have also been several new iOS compatible mobile casino apps at the beginning of the year. It is saddening to note that some of the casino apps are operated by rogue casinos. Online gamblers need to be weary of such casinos.

 

Clarkson: Never Mind Me, Just Doing a Favour For a Chipping Norton Set Friend

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“You do me a favour, and I’ll do one for you. That’s why when fellow Chipping Norton-ite Dave called me up the other day, I took the call. He said, do us a favour Jeremy, can you endorse staying in the EU, and I said, gosh, sell my soul for a bunch of krauts, dagos, frogs and wops? But then he reminded me of that time I was sloshing around with the Aston and aherm, and that other thing, well, aherm. Anyway, here’s to the EU, let Britain stay in it. Besides the Germans and Italians make exceedingly good cars, so what’s there not to like?”

Poor old Jerry, looks like the PM has got him by the gangoolies..

Vote Trump: The Purge Anarchy

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You want America to be great again.

You are sick of the crime, the poverty, the poor, the ethnics, the Muslims.

You want law and order.

You want business, prosperity and a return to real education.

Good. All you have to do now is vote Trump. He will make America great again. He will introduce the Purge.

In his third year of office, President Trump will introduce the New Founding Fathers and the Purge.

America will once again be great, enjoy reduced crime, prosperity and unity.

Blessed be our New Founding Father, Donald Trump and America. A nation reborn.

Once Obama Goes African Americans Will Be Consigned to Dustbin of History

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With the advent of candidate’s like Donald Trump, African Americans have once again become an irrelevance and this is why they’re lashing out at Trump rallies, organised by the Soros hand nonetheless, but lashing out in sheer desperation.

“Blacks are a thorn in America’s side, and they will continue to be so for as long as they are around. Look at Detroit, look at Chicago, look at New York city, these places are blighted. They had their Trayvon moment, but real Americans have had enough of this black violence, drugs, rape and low morals. They say stop shooting us? Well, stop committing the crimes then. Look at the prisons, 80% African American. Look at all the crime, 90% African American. All the projects you see for miles, populated solely by black people, and they get their EBT, they get their free healthcare, they get their Obama phone. Real Americans are sick of the lazy low IQ African Americans, the aggressive violence if they don’t get their way all the time, and the handouts they demand all the time. We’re sick of it. We can’t stand it any more, and we want our country back again. Our forefathers should have picked their own cotton, biggest mistake we ever made was bringing those things over from Africa!” an angry Trump follower at a rally in Cincinnati told local radio news.

Missing N.Korean Submarine Found

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The unknown class of vessel had been reportedly operating off the North Korean coast earlier in the week when it disappeared.

“One minute it was there, the next it was gone,” Li Hung Fuk, N.Korea’s military chief told the official KCNA news agency.

However, it was not until 3pm on Saturday off the coast of Florida when a clam diver saw what looked like a fat person on some kind of underwater contraption heading towards shore.

“I was on my second dive and I saw an obese man on some weird underwater machine. The fat oriental guy had a really gay looking haircut and I thought to myself, Kim Jong-un?”

The Florida coast guard has been alerted.

Vote Remain’s George Osborne Cutting Funds For Disabled

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If you want to stay in the EU, you are siding with George Osborne, a man who sees fit to cut money from the disabled and those who cannot clothe or feed themselves.

“Shame on the people voting to stay In the EU, you are not only siding with Goldman Sachs but with George Osborne, a man if you can call him that, who has no conscience when it comes to taking away funds from the severely disabled,” a partially disabled man who supports Brexit said at a bus stop before spitting on the ground in disgust.

The evil trinity of  Osborne, Blair and Goldman Sachs is compounded by the underlying evil of Lord Mandelson and his dark angels who wish for Britain to be imprisoned forever in slavery under the EU.

A source in Westminster explained the Osborne decision to cut Personal Independence Payments (PIP): “This is the perfect time to cut these payments to the severely disabled because those socialists and communists who are dedicated to remain within the EU cannot say anything now because George Osborne supports remaining in the EU. In other words, they are going to keep their big mouths shut this time, and let the disabled people take the hit. So much for caring socialists then eh, as long as their agenda is met, their true selves always come to the fore.”

Mindy Allinson, 54, a sufferer with severe multiple sclerosis wants Out of the EU and is disgusted that Labour and the people who helped her before are abandoning her now.

“If you vote for Brexit you will help me because this way we can have a functioning NHS again as there will be less people flooding the system and taking away funds for people who really need it. I am truly sad that anyone would want to still vote Remain especially now, after what Osborne has done. Some days I just have to spend in bed without food or water or toilet trips. I have no one to help me now.  If you want to remain in the EU I do not hate you, I actually despise you, for you are hypocrites following despicable people intent on ruining Britain and its people.”

LaVoy Finicum Shooting Video Shows Cold Blooded Murder

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American patriots are deemed as terrorists by the Obama administration, and a new video shows the inside of the car where the fateful event took place on January 26.

“Finicum had his hands up and was executed in cold blood from behind. The car was travelling along the road when it came under fire from FBI agents. The terrified people, including children in the car were then subjected to more shots blowing out the windows and gas. This is the way the state views anyone who does not fall in line, and if you think you can question or disobey our rules, you too will be shot and killed without trial or jury. There is nowhere to hide, nowhere to go, you must obey or die. It’s that simple.”

Another agent said: “Don’t matter if you got your hands up. We shoot any way.”

Revealed: The EU’s Five Step Federalist Program to Strip British Monarchy of Title

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The first point we must divulge, is that there are no assurances within the EU regarding supposed deals. Therefore, it is true to say that whatever comes from David Cameron’s mouth regarding any sort of deal is a falsity and lie. Within an EU that sees fit to change anything they want at a drop of a hat regardless of what was said before, there are never any sureties when dealing with the European Union.

New Anthem

The EU plans for every nation to have a singular anthem, and that will be the EU’s ‘Ode to Joy’ or in German ‘An die Freude’. Britain’s ‘God Save the Queen’ will be consigned to the scrapheap of history.

New Flag

Britain within a few years will be forced to drop the Union Jack flag having it replaced by the EU flag. Already, the socialist governments in Britain have made the British flag an anathema so this step will be no problem.

New Currency

The Euro currency will eventually be implemented in Britain leaving the Pound Sterling a thing of the past. This step, will be introduced slowly by the EU, but it is planned and will go ahead within the next five years.

New Parliament

Federalisation within the EU, utilising ever closer union will require that national parliaments cede power to a central point in Brussels. There will still be elements of parliament within sectors dealing with local issues but all decisions regarding law, economy and governance will be in the hands of the central European Union governing body.

Reduced British Monarchy

The above steps will ensure the EU plan to strip the British monarchy will increase pace. Without protection from Westminster, the royal family will be helpless as each step is implemented. Stripping allegiance to the Queen, and reducing royal budgets to a pittance will ensure that the British monarchy is reduced to only a handful. Some properties of the Crown will be sold off, and royal palaces will be opened up completely to the public. Where the British royal family will go is not a plan the EU care about, but with vastly reduced resources, they may flee to neutral countries like Switzerland.

 

 

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