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Brexit Betrayal: Britain Must Prepare For Thirty Years of Civil Unrest and Riots

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Brexit Betrayal: Britain Must Prepare For Thirty Years of Civil Unrest and Riots

 

To simply bypass the peoples vote will not be tolerated by many and there will be civil unrest in the future if Brexit is not delivered.

Mass rioting and looting in all cities will be the norm, because if there is no rule of law in our democracy, why should the people adhere to any rule of law on the streets?

In essence, civil unrest is the last bastion of justice, and to have the conclusive EU referendum vote stolen by crooked biased EU centric judges or corrupt MPs on the EU gravy train will be their final undoing.

There will be no peace, as the rioting masses converge burning everything in their path, who is to say what will happen, but when the anger envelopes the populace there is no stopping the torrent.

It is better to fight for justice than to be timid, civil unrest is a disruptive tool that when utilised correctly can bring forth real change. Change that crooked corrupt judges and MPs commandeered by rich business people cannot do.

Of course violence and looting is a terrible thing, but so is war, so is injustice, but these are necessary measures for survival, if nothing is done soon, Britain and its people will be no more. Already, we have been inundated, but if there is no Brexit, the numbers will increase tenfold, until the tiny island of Britain is nothing more than a holding prison, a junk filled morose, barren overpopulated garbage dump.

Britain fought two world wars and was on the winning side of both, this time, the Germans will take Britain without a single shot being fired, this is the central position of the EU. The European Union is an East German Soviet construct incorporating German Imperial fascist techniques to subjugate other nations through economic means.

By bribing the corrupt judges and MPs who are linked to EU centric projects, the EU is seeking to halt Brexit.

No More

Are you a fucking fool to take that? Are you going to stand by and let your nation be taken over? Or are you going to fucking stand up and fucking do something about it?

We must do what is necessary.

“It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we must do what is required.” ― Winston S. Churchill

Remain Supporters Instrumental in Emergence of EU Army

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Remain Supporters Instrumental in Emergence of EU Army

 

These Remain people are more concerned about roaming charges on their mobile phones in the continent than any serious issues that the EU is forcing on Britain.

Brainwashed Remain voters are easily led sheep who would willingly go over a cliff because of their entrenched EU programming and their devout hatred of Britain.

Jean Claude Juncker’s EU army is already on a roll, and the Remain supporters are unknowingly bringing forth this fascistic monster into plain sight.

Not only is an EU army a threat to NATO but is seen as a direct threat by Russia right on their doorstep.

By staying in the EU, the UK’s armed forces would be forced to cede control to a Brussels high command.

The EU army already has an advanced control structure developed and is ready to go to the next level where all EU nations would be forced to commit their armed forces under a single EU military force.

So when your sons and daughters are called up to have their limbs blown off on the battlefield, you can stop your Remoaning — you fully supported remaining in the EU.

The Real EU Referendum Will Be the Next General Election

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The Real EU Referendum Will Be the Next General Election

 

The multiple scenarios and variables are too many to discuss in one article, however it is fair to say that any MP who is a Remainer will not be in office after the election.

With this in mind, the currently unelected PM, Theresa May, will most certainly lose her position chiefly because of her dilly dallying regarding the Brexit process and her choice in putting key Remain MPs in high government positions and Brexit committees which undermined everything.

Because of the unjust corrupt court ruling today conducted by biased judges, there are calls for a general election to be held before 2020.

If this happens, there will be a bloodbath at the polling booths however under the current circumstances, if a general election occurs in 2020, there will still be a bloodbath.

It does not matter when the next election is held, there will be a bloodbath of Remain MPs. Your days of parliament are numbered, so count them well.

It is probably in Theresa May’s interest to never hold a general election in Britain ever again. Certainly, this choice will suit the undemocratic Remain contingent, such is their allegiance to the undemocratic EU.

Britain No Longer a Sovereign Democracy

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Britain No Longer a Sovereign Democracy

 

 

When Britain is being ruled by those who wish harm upon these shores from foreign nations, and pander to other nations to invade, then there is no reason to believe that we are living in a democratic sovereign nation.

This is the case when 17.5 million people voted on June 23 to leave the European Union, only to be overstepped by a few treasonous vipers who misled the High Court  possibly due to corruption at the highest levels of the system.

The EU referendum was a legally bound vote with promises from the political establishment that the result would be respected.

To have the wrath of 17.5 million people on you will not be a nice thing, it will not be pleasant because the people never forget, and the coming election will result in some major changes.

We are currently embroiled within a constitutional crisis, where the will of the people is being superseded by a few litigational scum bags who do not realise the enormity of their decision to thwart the will of the people.

Boycott

You have condemned all members of parliament who supported Remain to unemployment. You will never be voted in again, including Theresa May who shoehorned herself into the role of prime minister.

Guyanese Gina Miller, who was instrumental in this decision is not even British, she is some investment banker cunt with no mandate to thwart the EU referendum.

As for the judges involved, you have no right to undermine the will of the people. It is most certainly a question of corruption at the highest levels where these supposed upholders of law, are working against the law and undermining democracy and Britain’s sovereign rights.

17.5 million people voted for Brexit and 17.5 million people will have their say in 2020 when the right people will be put in charge.

The people never forget.

 

EU Referendum: Betrayal of the People by Traitors in Undemocratic Coup

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EU Referendum: Betrayal of the People by Traitors in Undemocratic Coup

 

Britain as a nation is now on the verge of being lost, and all it has worked for for centuries are now but a memory.

We are now living in a Stasi EU zone with no sovereign rights, we are ordered about by the unelected eurocrats in the EU Commission, and many within parliament are now servants to the European Union.

Contempt

This great betrayal of the people who voted in a democratically held EU referendum will not be forgotten, and those who are accountable in parliament to thwart the democratic vote will feel the wrath of the voters when it comes to election time.

It’s Them Against 17.5 Million People Who Voted Brexit

They will not be elected again, they will be despised and as they are traitorous scum, they shall be left to the dung heap of history, a forgotten note under a morass of festering putrid excrement.

True Britons never give up, and they will not, they will fight against the duplicitous forces within this nation that seek to commit High Treason against the Crown.

As much as the ground that has been lost today by the criminal treasonous High Court decision to overstep the voters, there will never be an end to the fight for sovereign status from those who wish the UK to be ruled by the Soviet EU entity.

No doubt, Brussels has the law courts firmly within their grasp, but the Remain traitors, lickspittle vile treasonous vermin will one day get their comeuppance.

And in other news, the pound spiked, so we have further proof of who else is behind all of this.

Brexit Lost: Scuppered By May and High Court

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Brexit Lost: Scuppered By May and High Court

 

Today is a very sad day for democracy within the UK, and Theresa May a Remain supporter is instrumental in denying the will of the British people to leave the EU.

Dithering and Delaying Tactics

Through numerous delaying tactics, and the installation of key government posts of Remain campaign MPs, the Brexit referendum was thwarted.

If the government had repealed the 1972 European Communities Act immediately the EU referendum result would be well on the way to materialising.

The total nonchalance and denial of the EU referendum result is firmly on Theresa May’s head and her appointment of Hammond as Chancellor of the Exchequer was a further sign that May was not serious about the EU referendum result.

Injustice

The High Court ruling today which is intrusive and false, as well as being undemocratic is a further signal that we are currently not living in a sovereign nation and it is totally controlled by Brussels.

During the EU Referendum, MPs had their say, MPs campaigned, and when it came to vote in the referendum, they voted. Therefore, parliament has already had a say in the EU referendum, and by going to the High Court, these traitors have sought to annul a democratic vote which was held on June 23 2016.

This ruling is a shameful reminder that Britain has lost all sovereign status to the EU entity, it is a sad day for democracy, for the will of the people and ultimately for the country.

17.5 Million People Will Vote on Election Day

In these circumstances, we must as a people show our displeasure at being circumvented by not voting during the next election for any MP or party who is EU centric.

This is not over.

Never Forget.

Never Give up.

Markets Do Not Want Trump

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Markets Do Not Want Trump

We can see this in the market reaction to the recent Trump revival after Clinton’s FBI charade.

In all certain terms markets across the globe will continue dropping and if you have any equity in your pension plans, you can kiss that goodbye too.

Trump will bring heavy inflation to America, and the globe, where prices of consumer goods will sky rocket. With heavy inflation and low salary growth, there will be less money to pay your mortgage, and many will default on their payments.

Feeding your family will be a hard task, as the supermarkets raise their prices to never before seen levels. How about paying $14 for a loaf of bread or $23 for some rice.

With the equity markets tanking, the dollar (DXY) will fall to 23 in a matter of days rendering it useless to pay off even a portion of America’s vast deficit. China is already dumping their dollar reserves.

Trump will be forced to cut welfare payments to all dependants citing no cash, but having the welfare bill cut will cause mass rioting amongst those who depend on EBT for food.

Medical insurance, which is already skyrocketing in price will increase by over 400% when Trump tries to rearrange the insurance industry. This will mean only the very rich, like Trump, will be able to afford health care and the rest of the populace will be left in the dirt.

Donald Trump is only doing this for his ego, he does not care for the poor. According to Trump the poor should all be mowed down by bulldozers and erased from America. He will only cater for the very rich, not the average American.

Martial Law

With extreme poverty, there will be civil unrest leading to civil war as some states will seek to secede from the union. Trump will engage the military to quash any civil unrest, however this will be a catalyst for even more unrest.

It is for the sake of you and your family that you do not vote for Trump, he will destroy America from the inside out. He will send your sons and daughters to fight in the Middle East when he brings in the military draft.

There is no going back, once you vote that is it. You will deal yourself and your family a death upon death, a misery so great that you will wish you had not been tricked by his lies, and he is a liar, a business man with many tricks to fool others so he can win through trickery.

The Daily Squib has accurately predicted many future events and we stand by our word. This is our seal of approval, as we have already proven many accurate prophesies that have come to light many years before the actual event.

If you want to die, if you want your children dead, if you want your grandchildren dead, then vote for Donald Trump.

New Song by Michael Heseltine: “Who Snuffed the Dogs Out”

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New Song by Michael Heseltine: “Who Snuffed the Dogs Out”

 

 

Released by the 83 year old former MP’s own record label Ungawa Records, the song is simply about strangling his dog.

“Who snuffed the dogs out? Who snuffed the dogs out? Hezza! Hezza! Hezza!” a sample of some of the lyrics which go on a permanent loop for three and a half minutes include a soundbite from Margaret Thatcher saying “Get orf my neck!”

The eighties drum machine sound is very retro, and also the very realistic sound of a gurgling dog in the background while Heseltine conducts an almighty Tarzan wail makes for interesting listening.

All proceeds of the record will not go to the RSPCA but will instead be funnelled into Heseltine’s latest acquisition, a duck house in his large pond, so he can shoot the shit out of the ducks when they’re trying to nest.

Hook Up Sites Tinder and Grindr Good For Population Control

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Hook Up Sites Tinder and Grindr Good For Population Control

 

Because syphilis can stay mainly undetected if untreated it can remain latent in the body for years. In the late stages of syphilis, the disease damages the internal organs, including the brain, nerves, eyes, heart, blood vessels, liver, bones and joints leading to early death.

Antibiotics are increasingly becoming redundant due to overuse and the WHO has warned of a coming cataclysmic disaster where many ailments are untreatable due to resistance.

“These people are spreading STIs around like candy and soon their diseases will not be treatable. It works both ways, deaths from syphilis and gonorrhoea will eventually cull these populations thinning the herd,” a clinical insider revealed.

What about HIV? Unfortunately it has not had the effect in population reduction that was needed. Although it is still prevalent amongst the gay population, it needs to make more in roads into the heterosexual population to become effective in reducing the population numbers.

Since the discovery of HIV/AIDS it has only killed 36 million, considering the global population is 7.5 billion and growing, it’s a drop in the ocean.

We must therefore encourage more sites like Tinder and Grindr, the more the better. These sites peddle death to the stupid, and less stupid people on earth can only be a very good thing.

App developers need to make in roads in creating more hookup apps tailored not only for the developed world but for the third world, especially nations like China and India as well as the African continent, where population growth is beyond unsustainable.

Once STDs like syphilis explode in these regions, which are wholly untreatable, they will continue to spread like wildfire.

The creators of Tinder and Grindr should be commended for their great works, you have fired the starting gun in the race to reduce the global population before it is too late. Promiscuous risky sexual encounters should be encouraged at all junctures to spread STIs.

Finite resources are being permanently depleted daily, and it is only a matter of time before the Malthusian nightmare is upon us. Estimated projections for global population growth are 11.2 billion by 2023 according to the UN.

This cannot be allowed to happen, so please go on Tinder and Grindr now, and do your bit. You can catch chlamydia, genital warts, HIV, syphilis and gonorrhoea, maybe all at the same time.

Corrupt FBI Influencing Elections

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Corrupt FBI Influencing Elections

 

One can easily fingerprint Trump and his team behind this latest Wiener exposure, however it is the corrupt cronies within the FBI who most certainly are linked to Trump that hold the evidence of their own corruption.

Sure, you say the whole system is corrupt, however trying to influence the elections in such an underhand way is beyond dirty.

The agency should have a foresight system wherein they overlook such electoral discrepancies, especially so close to an election.

Comey, the director of the FBI claims to be an Independent however the evidence presented by his behaviour puts him as a staunch Republican.

Who knows how much Trump promised him after the election is over, no doubt the reward will be delivered discreetly wrapped carefully in little brown bags.

Corruption is endemic in all levels of the U.S. government however to see it played out so obviously for everyone to see like this is a sign that no one actually cares any more. The apathy and nonchalance is astonishing.

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