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Remembering 911 Again

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The fact that a bunch of Saudi guys who could barely land a Piper training plane controlled extremely complex 767 commercial jets conducting extreme manoeuvres at high speeds that would challenge the most experienced pilots in the world is neither here nor there.

We must also ignore the anomalies present when examining the underside of the grey plane that hit WTC2, those big bulges are certainly not features of any commercial 767 jet.

Why stop there, a 767 jet fit into a tiny hole in the Pentagon and punched through four or five layers of concrete and reinforced steel leaving no trace of the wings? There is of course no footage of this event or evidence of a plane.

Don’t forget the obvious demolition of WTC7, which did not have a scratch on it, or the complete lack of scrambling jet fighters giving a clear run for three ‘hijacked’ planes.

The most fantastic part of this escapade a la Northwoods, was the president sitting around reading My Pet Goat. Here was a man notified that America was under attack, but chose to sit in a class and do nothing, except for smirk.

We will sadly never know what happened to the passengers who were supposedly ‘hijacked’.

Thankfully, the operation played out just like the Pearl Harbour event that was needed in the PNAC.

We were soon at war with Iraq and the wonderful War on Terror had begun, or shall we call it the War of Perpetual Terror where our already limited rights were stomped on and erased.

Ah, it’s September 11 again, a great day to remember, when the beginnings of World War III began, and are continuing to this day, until we get to the real meat and potatoes.

Brexit Delay: Theresa May Being Consulted by Peter Mandelson, David Cameron and Tony Blair

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With all her wishy washy claims, Theresa May is a duplicitous grey witch in kitten heels stirring an unholy cauldron of lies, false promises and downright bollocks.

Westminster insiders only know too well what the plan is: “They had the people’s vote but the people do not count. Why do you think they brought in Theresa May and that shister Philip Hammond? There will not be a Brexit while they’re in charge because their governmental power supercedes any Brexiteer in the government. We all know the hand of Peter Mandelson is behind all this. Yes, the Dark Lord himself. He is the one at the helm of the table whispering in May’s ear. They will delay and delay..”

The fight is not over. The Remainers are staunch communists who do not take votes as done deals. The EU is a Marxist entity and so are the supporters of the EU. They do not believe in freedom from totalitarian rule, and this is why they have taken over the government and hijacked the Brexit vote.

We must do something fast, we must take back the reins from these liars, these vagabonds and traitorous deceivers; these turncoats who have no bond of honour or honesty between them. They are the ultimate enemy, because they are the enemy within, a far more dangerous adversary than the politburo and apparatchiks of the EU itself.

Whatever Happened to EgyptAir MS804?

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Lifting off from Charles De Gaulle airport on 19 May 2016,  EgyptAir MS804 disappeared off the radar when it suddenly dropped from 37,000 feet cruise altitude.

Shrouded in mystery

No one knows what happened, and the French seem to be keeping the details of any searches or black box results  very quiet. The Egyptians on the other hand point towards a terrorist attack, which is the natural logical hypothesis considering the planes altitude when it exploded.

This begs the question, is it safe to fly from Charles De Gaulle airport in Paris, or any French airport for that matter?

There is a definite reason why the French government is keeping this midair incident very hush hush, because if it comes to light that there is lax security at French Schengen zone airports, it will damage the already fragile tourist trade in France which is crucial to its ailing economy.

No one seems to care really and it’s all very quiet..ho hum. Maybe they’re hoping it’s all forgotten.

Revealed What Hillary Clinton Coughed Into Her Drink

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We gave the tape to an expert visual analyst who worked for the CIA for many years, now retired, to try and explain the green deposit Clinton spewed from her mouth into a glass of water, then drank from.

James Albright, a former CIA analyst gave us his take on the green gunk episode.

“What we have here are two heavy objects that Mrs Clinton deposits into the tall glass of water. She has her lips close together when she releases these objects which I assume are quite heavy as they immediately go to the bottom of the glass.

“The reason for Clinton having her lips partially closed is because she wants to disguise her efforts whilst ejecting the two objects from the audience.

“After analysing the footage utilising specialist techniques, I have come to the conclusion that the two objects are human testicles, possibly from her husband, Bill.

“Shape analysis and the weight of the objects, as well as the colouring. Hillary Clinton may have been chewing on them for awhile, and gangrene could have set in.”

 

The Almighty Zuckerberg Beaten by Iconic Historic Photo

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News coming in that Facebook has restored the previously banned photograph illustrating the horrors of the Vietnam War comes as a warning to politically correct anti-freedom and anti-free speech denizens of the Marxist left who seem to dictate to others what they can and cannot see or say.

It is an increasingly scary thought that much of the internet today is ruled by these anti-freedom technology freaks who are scared of anything that is in any way real, creative or horrifically thought-provoking. Technology is meant to free us and humanity more, yet they seek to shut us off from freedom of speech. The Daily Squib itself has seen the wrath of these freedom hating people who do not understand expression, art or satire. There is no algorithm for satire, and this confuses them, it does not compute in their cold sexless digital world of conformity, banality and boring morose technical speech.

Mark Zuckerberg is a pox upon the internet, a vile humanoid creature with parasitic characteristics resembling a putrid bleeding pustule seeping across the World Wide Web.

Facebook, where whatever you upload is now under the ownership of Zuckerturd and his brainwashed minions is a plague on humanity. It is the earth’s lowest form of achievement, it is an octopus that encircles every part of the internet with its giant suckers never letting go for one second.

Anyone who has a private page on Facebook should be profoundly ashamed of themselves. Are you masochists? Do you like your information being peddled to marketing agencies, intelligence agencies and anyone else who cares to delve into your banal useless every day habits? Are you that fucking dumb that you will reveal everything about yourself even after reading the terms and conditions of that site?

The uselessness of Facebook must be addressed. It serves no purpose to anyone, even the data gatherers, and the inane conversations from within its software prison walls are digital versions of sand blowing in the wind. Each word uttered is a grain of sand, lost amongst the billions of other grains of sand. You are nothing if you have two million friends on Facebook, you may slit your wrists on live-streaming video and not one of these people will care, in fact in most cases of this nature, people egg on the soon-to-be deceased social media idiot to do the job quickly before they all move on to someone else to friend.

To delete one’s profile now is probably too late, if you’ve been blabbing on Facebook for a while, it does not matter if you delete, because all your information is on a server until the end of time. Not only that, if you visit any website on the internet that has a Facebook sharing link, you will be tracked and information relayed straight back to Facebook’s HQ for processing whether you have a page there or not.

Is there a cure for Facebook? Well, as long as the NSA and CIA have their way, it is not going anywhere any time soon.

The only way to kill Facebook is for the millions to leave it, but that will never happen because there are millions of brainwashed people living in their little sandbox, showing off their fake lifestyles and pictures of little Johnny at his birthday party. Facebook nurtured the narcissism of the people and marketed it. Facebook took friendship and made it into a commodity, of which you are the part, knowing or unknowingly.

The only way to kill Facebook is to leave it. We cannot let something as invasive, as dictatorial and anti-freedom survive. Zuckerberg is even trying to erase history by banning historical photographs. This cannot be allowed in the West, whose tenets are ones of freedom of expression. Facebook is anti humanity, anti truth and anti free speech.

Delete your page, you will feel much better for it. Interact with someone in the real world for one second. That’s all it takes.

Delete.

21-Year-Old Polish Player Wins EPT 13 Barcelona

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However for young Polish Sebastian Malec money is not going to be an issue, at least for some time, as he recently walked away from the tables at the EPT 13 in Barcelona with a life changing sum of money, in fact a prize pot of over €1 million.
Malec came away with €1,122,800 (£950 thousand) in winnings which when you consider it only ended up costing him a mere €27 to enter the tournament it was quite the return on investment. It was the last time that the European Poker Tour as we know would be in town and it’s quite an extraordinary way in which to seal its final appearance. At the end of this year the EPT will be going through a re-branding process which will see it return to the Spanish city in the future as a PokerStars Championship event, and one that will undoubtedly be headlining its returning champion.

The win which took place over the 7 day event at the Casino de Barcelona had a total prize pool of €8,657,250 up for grabs. Malec finished ahead of both Germany’s Uri Reichenstein and Britain’s Adam Owen who finished in 2nd and 3rd place with winnings of €807,100 and €646,250 respectively. He won the trophy from the clutches of the experienced Reichenstein, who was typically on great form but who just couldn’t quite snatch victory from the hands of the 21-year old Polish star.

Much like other pros from his country such as Dominik Panka and Dzmitry Urbanovich, whom have both previously reached an EPT final, it was down to Malec to keep that winning Polish tradition as none of his fellow countrymen have ever lost a heads up during the final table at a Main Event. Malec was very animated during the final, a total contrast to the calm, collected and almost unmoving stance of his competitor Reichenstein, and eventually it all paid off as he took victory.

The story was reported on the Redflush casino blog as well as all the other top poker sites around and Malec is already being hailed as an exciting prospect for the future of poker. It was a popular win and he’s a very popular character who will no doubt soon be back on the circuit oozing with confidence thanks to his epic win and looking to take on other experienced veteran’s of the game who may next stand in his way. The win itself was in fact the biggest ever for an EPT Main Event champion playing in Barcelona and it was one of the most memorable tournaments for some time thanks to its eventual conclusion.

The Science of Surprise

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Ever been treated to a surprise birthday party or won on your favourite online casino games?

We are all familiar with the feeling of surprise, whether it’s a pleasant surprise or a sudden shock whilst watching the latest horror movie, but have you ever wondered why it makes you jump or run around with excitement?

So many reactions and changes happen inside the brain and body when something sudden and unexpected happens. Not only do your neurotransmitters start firing up, but all those tiny signals get your body up and moving, preparing you for any outcome that may occur.

To explain a little further, the infographic below goes through step by step just what happens, as well as how and why, to help you understand why getting a surprise is such a happiness inducing activity.

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How to Handle Early Signs of Dementia

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However dementia doesn’t just affect those in old age, it also affects around 40,000 people under the age of 65.

There are now more mobility aids, specialist care and information out there than ever to help those who have dementia, or are the carer of someone with the dementia. When it comes to any mental health disorder, it’s always good to catch it as early as possible, in order to get the best help possible.

If you find yourself looking after someone with the disorder, or even if you think a loved one or someone close to you may be suffering with early signs of dementia, there are specific warning signs to look out for, in order to get an early diagnosis.

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The Strangest Things Found On Storage Wars

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When you think of your regular storage solutions, you may think of the odd sofa or the pile of old newspapers you don’t want to throw out. However, It would be anyone’s dream to find a pile of cash or hidden, valuable treasures in an unopened storage box. That’s exactly what the guys on Storage Hunters set out to try and do.

With a group of hungry bidders set to pounce on every box that presents itself at auction, it can be a bit of a gamble when it comes to the contents. Sometimes the hunters will hit the jackpot and see a huge profit on their investment, some will fall flat and end up with a pile of useless junk worth next to nothing.

Whether valuable or not, it’s safe to say that there has been a fair amount of slightly unusual items found within these storage units. It’s hard to tell just exactly what’s inside with just a quick glance, and occasionally there will be something that shocks and surprises both the audience and the storage hunters themselves.

The infographic below takes us through just a handful of the weird and wonderful items that have been found on the show and whether they were actually worth a dime.

 

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New iPhone 7 Passes Booze Test

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We love Apple products here in the Squib office and the new iPhone 7 was sent to us last week.

What a beauty, our tech guy practically fell over after the ceremonial unboxing and as his saliva swelled up in his mouth, the froth resembling the head of a pint of lager on a hot summer’s day erupted onto the carpet leaving a nice little stain.

This thing is indestructible, waterproof, and does not have a headphone jack.

Yes, but can it survive a night out with the boys?

Doing a pub run with an iPhone 7 was a joy to behold we found. It survived vomit, piss and even blood.

At one point during the pleasant soiree someone unceremoniously spilled a whole pint onto the thing and it worked like a treat afterwards. Siri even burped loudly in appreciation.

When mixing drinks, be sure to have an old doner kebab afterwards so it swills the drink up even more in your stomach and induces large amounts of vomit to blow out of your mouth at high speed. That’s what our sub-sub editor did, and we were careful to place the iPhone 7 directly in the path of the projectile vomit. Not a gurgle. The iPhone 7 survived after a brief wiping with someone’s best shirt.

The end of the twenty pub session was indeed eventful as bladders were full to the brim. Bring out the iPhone 7 for the ultimate test. Fifteen red hot bloated bladders pissed on that thing and it worked afterwards with no probs.

The night or shall we say morning culminated with a fist fight that lasted for twenty minutes, and the final test for the phone was revealed, the blood test. Yes, the iPhone 7 survived as bucket loads of blood were squirted from pummelled cheeks and fists.

When the police arrived, they confiscated our beloved iPhone 7.

We can conclusively say that the iPhone 7 is a winner in all situations. Highly recommended by all.

 

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