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Communist Remoaners Have a Go at Sir Michael Caine

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Communist Remoaners Have a Go at Sir Michael Caine

 

Listen here you snivelling wart, Remoaner communist eu-loving scum, before you have a go at Sir Michael Caine, you come over here to the Daily Squib offices and we’ll put some sense into you idiots.

If you’re a Remoaner, you are effectively a traitor to your own country, you support a German led EU Reich, a Marxist EU construct that utilises soviet collectivist techniques to take over sovereign nations and assimilate them into an EU Soviet Union.

If you hate Britain so much go and live in Germany. You Remoaners are pathetic weasels and cowards, you are the lowest form of sub-human detritus, you are lower than dog shit on a shoe.

Do not mess with Michael Caine, one of the coolest gentleman actors that ever lived. We watch Dirty Rotten Scoundrels in the Squib office daily, and we even have our own Ruprecht spot and a cuff handy. Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!

Sir Michael Caine was also great in the new Batman movies, until that Jeremy Irons fella took over. He’s not as good as Michael, and we suspect is a Remoaner, but that’s neither here nor there. Where were we? Ah, leave Sir Michael Caine alone.

Remainers are blind to what slavery under the EU means. They are completely clueless to the aspirations for an EU army, or the inhibitive rules and regulations the EU were putting on Britain.

You Remoaner scum would prefer to live in a slave like existence dictated by unelected EU Stasi officials. Are you brainless morons to want such a thing? Are you masochists? We all know you are treasonous traitors who would have collaborated with Germany in WW2, but your stance is ridiculous and is illogical.

Before you have a go at Sir Michael Caine, come to the Squib offices and we’ll sort you out.

Trump the War President Dips His Toe Into Syria

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Trump the War President Dips His Toe Into Syria

There is no doubt that Syria’s leader, Assad is a butcher, an evil killer who sees his own people as mere pieces of meat, to be barrel bombed and gassed, but is Trump’s action of sending 58 odd Tomahawk missiles onto a Syrian airfield justified?

Hell yeah, and not only that, we need Trump to put boots on the ground to clean out Assad once and for all, either to take him to The Hague or string him up from one of his palaces.

Our intelligence sources think that Assad is probably not in Syria, the coward that he is, he is probably holed up in some Eastern European country or deep in Russia somewhere, so this may be a problem.

As for Russia, Putin’s protests about any U.S. action should be firmly ignored. Putin needs to shut up and take a back seat, his efforts in Syria are pathetic, and his ageing military are defunct next to the American forces that should sweep through like a knife through butter.

Under Obama, there was silence, cowardice and apathy. Under Trump we have war, serious movement towards change and all out conflict.

War will be a breath of fresh air from a once stale Obama led spending spree on nothing. Obama in all his years achieved absolutely nothing but spending of U.S. tax dollars on his cronies.

North Korea is the joker in the pack, Trump can take that out in three weeks. Once N. Korea becomes a de facto U.S. military base on the door step of China, the global order will slowly change.

Russia was allowed to recover from communism, China was allowed to sell their cheap plastic trinkets to the West to increase their military strength. The U.S. needs valid strong enemies, and is prepared to absorb a first strike, but when it comes to war, nothing beats the equipment the U.S. will finally unleash upon their enemies.

With dwindling finite resources on the planet, there can only be one singular global winner…and it’s not going to be Russia or China.

The already won race begins in earnest..

Can Gaming Skills be Transitioned to the Everyday?

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Can Gaming Skills be Transitioned to the Everyday?

Indeed, without gaming you could miss out on the skills that can be taught via the joystick, keyboard, control pad and dice, including hand-eye co-ordination, mathematics, problem-solving and strategy, not to mention the huge benefits certain games can have on memory and recall.

When it comes to gaming, no two experiences are ever the same, regardless of how many times you play a title. Opponents, tactics, hands, shuffles, dealers and dice rolls are likely to be different each time we switch on, increasing the potential to learn and develop skills.

For anyone who’s ever been told that video games, online casinos and simulators rot your brain, here is the counter-argument.

Video games

Video games are a great entertainment medium; used as stress relievers, mood boosters and boredom banishers, video games are the go-to hobby for millions of people all around the world.

But have you ever stopped to think about the skills that can be learned from each video game you play? From obvious transferable skills, like hand-eye coordination, problem solving, strategy, social networking and special awareness, to those that relate to specific games and genres, there are many legitimate reasons beyond enjoyment to carry on playing the games you know and love.

Some of the more specific skills include learning an instrument, navigation, code breaking, vehicle maintenance, all kinds of sports, engineering, complex mathematics, languages, programming, coding, typing and even singing and dancing.

The computer games industry is a vast and varied one, and the skills you could be learning almost innumerable, even if some of them will be basic at best.

Casino games

Surely casinos can’t teach transferable skills? You’d be surprised. Games like poker are fantastic for a whole range of skills that can be applied to everyday situations, such as lateral and logical thinking, complex mathematics, concentration and problem solving, as well as plenty of patience and the ability to hide your intentions. Oh, and memory; rather apt that that’s almost forgotten.

Hundreds of books have been written about poker, not to mention articles and blog posts, such as those that can be found on 888poker. Although primarily about playing the game, such literary efforts say a great deal about real life too – the skills they teach have as much of a place in real life as they do at the poker table.

Simulation games

In the real world, simulation games are not so much an advantage as they are a necessity. Even their use for entertainment has its benefits. While many simulation games are designed with an express aim in mind, such as medical training, teaching business strategy, providing retail experience and simulating flight preparation, others are subtler when it comes to to
transferable skills.

Games such as The Sims, Farming Simulator, FIFA, Transport Tycoon, SimCity and Theme Park teach players problem solving, holistic thinking, conflict resolution and methodology, as well as educating them on a certain subject matter. All these skills are useful, if not essential, to our understanding of the world around us, and some of the challenges it presents.

So, the next someone suggests you spend less time gaming and more time in the real world, you can inform them that your hobby is the reason you now have a comprehensive knowledge of European football, have a reasonable idea of how to pilot a passenger plane circumnavigate the globe and know how to solve complex mathematical equations. They may scoff, but you will definitely know better.

History is Made – Theresa May Finally Triggers Article 50

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History is Made – Theresa May Finally Triggers Article 50

Above the collective sound of Remainers moaning that awful pitiful communist wailing sound, and the vindictive Sturgeon, an English-hating barren midget plotting evil plans, and the EU hierarchy issuing hourly threats of what they will do to Britain — Theresa May has finally triggered Article 50.

What she should have done as soon as she came into office, she has finally done, and wasted countless months on nothing but useless court cases, derailing plots, useless parliamentary votes, and the chance for Scot Sturgeon to regroup and exercise her plans to break-up the United Kingdom.

The fight to free the UK from the totalitarian shackles of the EU are however not over with a simple signing of a piece of paper. There are now more plots to derail the exit process than there were to derail the triggering of Article 50. This impasse, is mainly because Article 50 should have been a Shock and Awe signing quickly after the EU referendum was won.

One thing is certain and that is the UK is not liable for any leaving penalty costs as the EU is stipulating, and it is in fact the EU that owes Britain billions of pounds.

Still governed by thousands of EU laws it will take years to dump the effluent that has crept into the British system so that it can finally govern itself again.

Freedom from slavery and servitude always has a cost, and much like the institutionalised prisoner leaving his cell after forty years in prison, it is going to be hard for the subservient government officials to finally think for themselves without answering to their German and French bosses.

Traitors like Lord Heseltine, Blair, Clegg, Mandelson, Osborne, Cameron, would have happily collaborated with Germany in World War II, and if things had gone their way today would have condemned Britain to become a mere sector in a German-led new EU Reich, a defeat for Britain without a single shot being fired.

The Germans have sought to conquer Britain for many years, through two wars, and through economic/political means through the EU. That third war was fought without guns, but it nevertheless was a war.

Onward, the ship finally sails, the open sea beckons, the horizon is clear. Britain is going global once again…

Trump Needs His Own Pearl Harbor 911 Event to Unite Country

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Trump Needs His Own Pearl Harbor 911 Event to Unite Country

Pentagon strategist, Bart Neuhammer, reveals some tried and tested techniques that work on the population, time and time again.

“Any unpopular leader needs to either harness the uniting power of a national catastrophe or terrorist attack to bolster their power base. This is crucial in also bringing forth further inhibitive laws, because the fearful people and congress will accept anything to keep themselves ‘safe’.

“If it was not for Pearl Harbour, the U.S. would not have joined the war in 1941. If it was not for 911, the U.S. would not have invaded Iraq and Afghanistan, and created many laws inhibiting human freedoms in the country.

“This is why Trump and his team have to engineer an opportunity to profit from an event, or as G.W. Bush did, allow it to occur by telling all the military safeguards to stand down on the day. Maybe another gas attack in Syria where civilians are seen in distress.

“After the event takes place, there will be a huge patriotic response and Trump will be vindicated. The triumphant leader will have his position sealed for the history books.

“War is the medicine for change, as only true change is achieved by the means of extreme violence.”

Obama For Prison

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Obama For Prison

The intelligence is said to leave no doubt the Obama administration, in its closing days, was using the cover of legitimate surveillance on foreign targets to spy on President-elect Trump. Unlike the FBI, the NSA have capitulated and will present the full evidence to the congressional investigators at the House Intelligence Committee on Friday.

Obviously, the augurs do not bode well for Obama, who has denied any wrongdoing, however with the evidence presented in plain black and white, how can he deny the charges against him?

As for prison time, according to the U.S. Constitution presidents, current or past are liable for crimes committed. They can of course argue ‘executive privilege’ however under the circumstances of Obama, and the severity of the accusations, he would not be able to hide behind any special legal excuse for his crimes.

Tyrone Jackson, 27, an inmate of San Quentin State Prison in California doing 120 years for crimes of murder and rape, says he “can’t wait to be cell buddies with Barack,” and show him a “good time”.

Looks like its going to be breaking rocks time with his butt cheeks for the disgraced Obama sometime in 2017. Whilst tucked away in some maximum security prison, Obama will no doubt be preaching the benefits of homosexuality and anal sex to his fellow inmates, who no doubt will take him up on the offer.

If Obama is released by 2065, who knows what the world will look like, and whether Obamacare will still be around to treat his sore ass?

22-3: When Terror Came Back to London

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22-3: When Terror Came Back to London

What we are seeing now are terrorists not using bombs, but everyday items to inflict their carnage. Kitchen knives and cars, both cannot be banned, yet are deadly weapons in the wrong hands. Central London is already a veritable fortress, and yet yesterday a knife wielding brainwashed Jihadist was able to infiltrate the courtyard for parliament in Westminster palace and murder in cold blood an unarmed policeman.

Britons, especially in London, pride themselves in tolerance, however, there is a vast network of Jihadists within its borders, who can act either as lone wolves or as a group. Until these elements are dispatched with extreme prejudice, the attacks will continue.

The police must all carry firearms from now on. Every officer must be trained in the effective usage of hand guns and sub machine guns. The PM must make a point to increase funding not only for a fully armed police force, but vast increases in budgets for intelligence gathering agencies to effectively target the Islamist threat embedded deep within Britain.

On a positive point, Britain is leaving the EU, and will be able to secure its borders soon. Jihadist elements have flowed into the country easily since Labour PM, Tony Blair, opened the doors for all and sundry during his disastrous tenure. The porous Schengen zone is a direct corridor from Syria to Britain, with little or no checks and is destroying countries within its zone little by little. The slow moving, unelected EU officials who are more concerned with their salaries and benefits packages than their civilian populace are blind to reason and logic.

There are many pavements, and there are many cars, and there are millions of people walking on these pavements on a daily basis. We just need to eliminate the jihadists from this equation, soon, and fast or the carnage will continue.

Juncker: “If Britain No Pay Brexit 50 Billion Leaving Tax, EU Army Will Invade”

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Juncker: “If Britain No Pay Brexit 50 Billion Leaving Tax, EU Army Will Invade”

“We will crush the Britishers in one day. Our EU army will sweep through Britain laying waste to you awful Ros Beefs. You think you can get away with this unscathed? (takes another swig from bottle) You think you English pigs can make us look like fools by leaving? We will make you pay one way or another, mes amis. One way or another, do not forget my father was a key Nazi commander in World War II. (burping viciously) This will be your last and final Dunkirk. We will make you take down your flags, we will make you speak German and French only from the moment we conquer you. Wait and see, salops, wait and see, you have not seen an angry creep like me get angry. I shall stuff escargot down your throats, I shall force you to eat sauerkraut, I shall make you do the goose step march down your windy country roads.”

Eichenlaubträger

The EU army much like their predecessors still utilise certain terms for their attack formations and tactics. For example when attacking the enemy, they will form an Angriffsmuster, utilising Auftragstaktik to overcome the opponent at all costs.

Jean Claude Juncker, who is the de facto head of the EU army is called Der Führer, or supreme leader. He has even commissioned Hugo Boss to design new updated uniforms that befit a 21st Century EU Army, and a newly invigorated EU Volk, a new EU Reich that shall last a thousand more years.

Blitzkrieg on Britain

“The Reich was asleep, we awoke the Vril, the essence of Thule, to awaken from its forced sleep. Time and again the vile Britishers have sought to thwart our superior existence, and we even tried to take them through economic means, but violence and warfare are the only language they understand. We asked nicely for them to join the EU under our command, but they refused again, and even their traitors within their country under our command, the Remoaners, Blair, Mandelson, Sturgeon, Miller, Clegg, Cameron, they could not do anything to stop their people rejecting our constant Project Fear propaganda.”

“Soon you will be talking German you British roast beef munching, tea swilling idiots. Soon you will be begging for mercy.” (lets off an evil laugh, then a fart, then another cognac burp)

Six Jobs George Osborne to Star in Porno Film

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Six Jobs George Osborne to Star in Porno Film

As well as spending four hours a week editing the Russian Evening Standard, advising corporate clients for two hours a week and getting paid £1.8 million for his trouble, and attending constituency workshops as an MP, the now very rich George Osborne, former Chancellor of the Exchequer, is also to star in an exclusive adult movie production filmed in Amsterdam later this month.

“I was having coffee in some bistro, yes, I do have time to have coffee. Anyway, this hunchbacked gentleman in dark glasses comes up to me with a heavy Dutch accent and asks if I want to be in a film. I asked how much it pays immediately, and he gave me a six figure sum. Not bad for half an hours work. He then took out a lens and started examining the groove in my nose,” Osborne chirped whilst sitting back recounting the the chance meeting.

According to reports from the Sun newspaper, filming will start soon, and all Osborne will be required to do is produce many of his famous cum faces, whilst other actors do the sordid messy bits.

osborne cum face door

“There will be fluffers on the set, whether Georgie boy gets a sniff of that is a mystery,” one of the crew members in the production revealed on Tuesday.

Since leaving his office as Chancellor of the Exchequer, Osborne has made so much money he’s literally being drowned by it all. Every day, numerous bank accounts are filled up from his many salaries and pensions. There certainly has not been any austerity seen there.

Fake News Made Ohio Man’s Brain Seep Through Earhole

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Fake News Made Ohio Man’s Brain Seep Through Earhole

Earl Withers, 34, was sitting in his living room flicking through news sites on his ipad when he came across the deadly fake news article. His wife, Phyllis, witnessed the whole harrowing episode and recounted it with grim detail.

“He was just looking through the sites. He’s a news junky, always has to know what’s going on, when suddenly he came across an article that caused some kind of brain seizure. His body was rocking back and forth, and his head was trembling, you know like in the film Scanners. He was shouting out, help me, help me, fake news, and some thick yellow foam was forming around his mouth as his lips smacked like a fish out of water.

At that moment, Mr. Withers’ left temporal lobe oozed out of his ear, much like a big white sausage going through a sausage factory machine, and the extended brain strand hit the floor with a thudding squelchy sound.

“Our cat Mince, loves to play with dangling string and when she saw this jumped across the room tugging with such ferocity that she pulled my husband towards the floor. His eyes at this point were completely blank, and the blue veins on his forehead were about to explode. That’s when I decided to call 911. I tried to get the cat off and was calling out, that’s when Dobbie, our Golden Retriever came into the room. Dobbie loves sausages and when he saw the long white strand coming from Earl’s ear, he jumped on it and chomped down. As he tugged, more and more brain came out of my husband’s ear with a sickly schlurping sound, and he and the cat feasted on it with such gusto that I just had to sit down, as there was nothing I could do.”

Mr. Withers is currently recuperating in an area hospital where he is learning to read and speak again. Doctors say that although he lost much of his brain, he is American, so he will have no problem functioning in normal society.

As for the deadly ‘fake news’ article, the media has been forbidden to name or link to the article but the publication, Daily Mail Online, was cited.

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