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Pathetic Lame Duck President Trump Overruled Again by Judge

What a start to a presidency, if one was to say it was akin to a pathetic plopping sound heard in a toilet bowl they would be correct.

Trump keeps putting forward laws that are simply brushed aside by judges obviously on the payroll of the Obama contingency.

Whatever he does is easily swept aside, and pronounced null and void or dismissed as something the Russians ordered.

What kind of a presidency is this? A lame duck one, and it will only get worse as the democrats and their cronies all vie to scupper each and every Trump made order.

Already, Trump has been shown to be a weak, meandering president, going everywhich way but the right way, opposite to what he proposed during his election campaign.

Want to stop Obamacare? Crushed

Want to stop terrorist country nationals (Muslims) coming to the U.S.? Crushed (twice)

Want to build a wall? Probably will never happen

Want to stop ISIS? They’re laughing at Trump

Want to tame China? Trump too weak to try

America is now a floundering country seemingly ruled by rogue judges who can affect any presidential outcome as they wish. Pathetic, weak and yellow, the United States is now seen by the rest of the world as yella, a urine stain, cowards, chicken shit.

C’mon Trump get some balls, where you at boy?

Turkey’s Revenge: EU to be Swamped With 2 Million Plus Refugees

Already, it is spring, and the augurs do not bode well for the EU, with Britain leaving its sinking union, and the fires of patriotism burning in France and the Netherlands.

Schengen Nightmare

The corridor from Libya to Italy is a proven route for much of Africa to enter the EU, once inside they have no limitations in travelling across the EU and settling in any country they please due to the EU’s suicidal Schengen zone.

Much of the traffic goes through Greece’s porous borders, although some unlucky refugees are detained in Greek camps where they are treated like animals with poor sanitation, limited food and water.

This summer of 2017, we could be seeing another re-run of the mass exodus that was witnessed in 2015, when approximately 3 million people crossed into the EU causing chaos, anarchy and a human crisis not seen since World War II.

As the blossoms sprout beautifully on Europe’s fields, so too will the lines and lines of millions of people coming to the EU, searching for a better life, looking for what they see and hear on the internet of the privileged European dream.

Poverty, war, drought, it all adds up to a nasty soup, and the hatred of Muslims by most of the EU population, will eventually lead to some sort of civil unrest as the millions keep on coming and coming. By denying Turkey what was promised, the EU has been dangling the carrot on the stick for too long, and without any prize, Turkey has nothing to lose, it has already been burdened by over 5 million refugees from Syria and Iraq, and to see them go West will be a release of this burden.

The Turks are a hated race by many countries, and are surrounded completely by their enemies, however they should not be underestimated in their strategic role, not only militarily but in their geographic positioning. The Turk can once again aspire to invade Europe, albeit through the use of refugees, as once they did the walls of Vienna. For centuries, Turks have been vilified and feared by Europeans, and today in the 21st Century, we can see nothing has changed in history.

Erdogan, the current Turkish leader has taken Turkey back to its Islamic roots, he has thrown out all the Western reformations that Kemal Ataturk had put in place, and this is why, today instead of seeing women in high skirts walking the streets as they did in the sixties and seventies, you only see hijabs and burkas, and only a few women who dare wear Western clothes without coverings.

By going back East, looking towards China and Russia, Turkey has also endangered its place in NATO, but as the second largest army in the group, it still is useful to the U.S. so keeps its place.

There will not be any change in Turkey any time soon, unless of course there is regime change and a more moderate Western government is formed, until then, Europe will be swamped with wave after wave of refugees, the new de facto weapon of choice in a world where economic wars are waged and proxy wars utilising other elements are an every day occurrence.

BREXIT: The EU’s Cash Cow is Set to Sail the Open Sea

Yes, there are many perils ahead, but these will be dealt with with the stiff upper lip that is the English way. Britain has survived for centuries without being under the EU, and it will continue to survive and thrive for centuries as a free thinking economically robust nation away from the EU.

Britain must sail forth, regain its own laws, regain its own trade deals and not be constrained by the cumbersome shackles of an EU superstate that has become so invasive and totalitarian, that it is near on impossible to leave. The EU much-like a cancerous growth does not allow many survivors to its tumorous, invasive apheliotropism.

If Britain must choose between Europe and the open sea, she must always choose the open sea.

The EU has shown itself to be a vindictive onerous machine that seeks to punish dissent with daily threats thrown from the parapets of Brussels and the unelected corrupt maliferous cronyism that inhibits human freedoms.

We have overcome the treacherous traitors and their Project Fear, spearheaded by Osborne and Mandelson, in cohort with the evil pestilence of the Butcher of the Middle East, Tony Blair.

As the collective moaning of the Remoaners reached crescendo level, and Obama visited briefly telling us we were ‘back of the queue’ as opposed to the Americanism ‘back of the line’ in trade deals, Project Fear was there always drumming into the people with its doom laden propaganda lies and fake news.

The treachery of David Cameron will never be forgotten, he was the Chamberlain of the era, a simpering shiny maggot who kowtowed to Brussels, a traitor to the country who would have willingly sold off everything for a pittance with his pathetic so-called deals and relegated Britain to be an eternal inconsequential sector to the EU.

The ignorance of many remainers was that they did not understand what the EU was, and how it functioned. They did not even know what collectivism is, or the EU’s staunch cleverly cloaked communistic ideals omnipresent under the radar. The remainers of Britain, would have in 1941 gladly welcomed Hitler’s forces, and would have sold out Britons to the all-conquering Germanic Nazis without a blink of an eye such was their blind faith to perfidious deceit and betrayal.

The fiascos of the Gina Miller court cases revealed the treacherous underbelly of Britain, and of course, the lawyers wanted their lucrative share of the proceedings. We can only hope that Miller is bankrupted completely and as the most hated woman in Britain, apart from Nicola Sturgeon, leaves these shores to go back home.

Throughout all of this, the Daily Squib has been a vanguard staunch defender of Britain, and we ask for nothing, as we receive nothing, but we have been there fighting for what is right, for freedom to make our own laws, and freedom to sail to whichever port we wish to sail. Our credo is to fight for justice, freedom, honour and the right to free expression and speech.

[Gratuitous ranting interlude] Our site has been sabotaged and maimed so many times by the dominant internet controller, and our advertising revenue decimated by an internet monopoly, that we are now barely functioning. Such is the tragedy of not having any freedom on the internet today, as one singular entity controls everything and is the lord of all. To be thus censored, pilloried and mutilated by such an encompassing force has left us fighting a behemoth as big as the EU itself, or even bigger. As mavericks, the underdogs, we fight with rabid teeth, we fight for our very right to free speech and to convey what we want through every pore of our existence. The internet monopoly in question can wipe us off the face of the Internetverse, but we will fight outside it, and never relinquish ourselves to these illiterate bullies, and their demonic digital empire that proclaims itself ‘not evil’ yet inhibits human freedom of expression and thought. Fuck you from the bottom of our hearts, fuck you with all our might, and may a thousand daggers disguised as words pierce those black lobotomised Obaminoid abominations you call brains.[End]

We will fight on, and maybe one day the internet will not be controlled by one singular unjust freedom hating entity, as much as Britain has broken free from the tentacles of the EU, and stands to sail forth into the wind and open seas.

There are many battles still to be fought however, as much as the hurdles have been vanquished so far, the fact is that within the Cabinet there are still many remainers, and within parliament there are still many who wish to thwart a true Brexit, who utilise delaying tactics, and there are many who wish to water down the true Brexit that was voted by the people. There will be many obstacles thrown in the path from the likes of Scotland, and other Remoaner regions.

This fight will be ongoing, arduous and will test many, but hopefully Britain will break free from the EU once and for all, and we the people will get the Brexit we voted and fought for.

This is only the beginning…

Kim Jong-un Orders Assassination of North Korean Despotic Leader

“I’ve had enough of this guy, he is going around assassinating everyone!” North Korean leader, Kim Jong-un said during a visit to a shampoo factory in Pyongyang, the capital of the communist country.

The despotic leader then went on a tirade about the injustices this leader had committed, especially with members of his own family.

“He terrible. He fed his own uncle to starving dogs, and had his own half-brother poisoned by a nerve agent that is classified as a weapon of mass destruction. What an awful guy. When I have him executed, he will feel the full wrath of Kim Jong-un,” the leader said about himself.

It is reported that during the tirade, an aide stupidly decided to point out that Kim Jong-un was that despotic leader, and he was simply talking about himself, and wanted to execute his own person.

Needless to say, that aide was executed on the spot.

Britain to Hold Referendum on Whether to Keep Scotland

“We pay them all that money and yet they’re moaning and groaning about one thing or another. I say we hold a referendum on whether Scotland should be a part of the United Kingdom,” Mrs May told the House of Commons, much to the derision of SNP members present.

According to the Barnett Formula an extra £1,623 per head, or 19 per cent, is given to Scotland compared to England.

In 2013 Scotland got £10,152 per head, Wales got £9,709 and England got £8,529.

If the moaning Sturgeon, a rogue element just out to stir shit, does not appreciate the sacrifices England makes to keep Scots up to their eyeballs in cheap heroin, deep fried mars bars, waning North Sea reserves and booze, then it is obvious that a new even higher Hadrian’s Wall should be built, and the Scots should be left in their own destitution.

“Under new plans, we would build a wall so high bordering England and Scotland that it would resemble something from Game of Thrones. Let them squabble amongst themselves, the snivelling conniving shisters they are,” an angry Englishman revealed whilst downing a large pint in some pub yesterday.

Is Mourinho Blaming Everyone Else?

Instead, the Portuguese, apparently unhappy at the number of fixtures that United have had to play in recent weeks, declared that the Red Devils had “a lot of enemies” among footballing authorities.

It’s not the first time that the irascible coach has sought to pin the blame on others during his managerial career – in spells at Real Madrid and Chelsea, Mourinho attacked everyone from Iker Casillas and Eden Hazard to his physio and his next-door neighbour’s cat (okay, we’re only kidding on that one) for poor results.

Does Mourinho have a tendency to create scapegoats?

During his unhappy time in charge of Real Madrid, Mourinho was accused by the club’s president Ramón Calderón of blaming his players for their failure to overhaul rivals Barcelona, rather than taking responsibility for his own tactical or managerial mistakes. Club legend Casillas – undisputed number-one goalkeeper at the club for over a decade – was the main victim of Mourinho’s tendency to throw his players under the bus, which, rumour has it, he also likes to park from time to time.

The Spain captain was dropped in favour of Diego López during Mourinho’s final season at the Bernabéu, and was accused of leaking dressing room information to other clubs. Of course, the fact that Madrid ended up 15 points behind Barcelona in the league had nothing to do with their awful start to the season, when they won just one of their first four games and lost away at minnows Getafe. Your fault, Iker…

The Chelsea return

Mourinho won the title at Stamford Bridge in 2014/15, but the following season was nothing short of a disaster. After poor pre-season preparation, an over-reliance on ageing players and a failure to make any signings of note, one might have expected the Portuguese to front up as Chelsea made the worst start to a season of any Premier League champion.

Instead, Mourinho caused controversy by publicly admonishing Chelsea physio Eva Carneiro during a draw with Swansea, an incident that later led to a protracted court case and a private settlement between the two. During his time with the Blues, Mourinho also criticised Hazard, Diego Costa, the FA, referees and – bizarrely – his own children. Mourinho was finally sacked in December but, of course, it was the players’ fault that England’s reigning champions had slumped to 16th in the table.

Manchester United and the future

The controversial Mourinho has continued to plant a siege mentality at his new club.

From sidelining star players Henrikh Mkhitaryan and Anthony Martial to insisting that a loss at Hull was actually a draw, Mourinho has been box office at Old Trafford, even suggesting that having to live in the Lowry Hotel like a continental Alan Partridge was having an impact on his side’s results. This 888sport article asked if Mourinho had lost the plot at Manchester United.

With United struggling to keep pace with leaders Chelsea and the rest of the top four, can Mourinho retain his reputation as one of the world’s best coaches, or will his continued insistence that he can do no wrong keep rubbing people up the wrong way?

Obama Birth Certificate Finally Released

It has been a long time coming but former president, Barack Hussein Obama’s real birth certificate has finally been released, this time by his own brother, Malik in Kenya.

What the original birth certificate reveals is that Obama was born in Kenya and not in Hawaii as the fake document purported. There were many inconsistencies with the fake Hawaii record but the Kenyan one is as real as it gets.

This proves that many people who doubted Obama’s right to be president were correct and one way or another, he has been in the middle of a massive forgery  and fraud attempt that fooled even the highest echelons of the U.S. hierarchy.

obama real birth certificate

Underestimate Corbyn At Your Own Risk

Nothing can be further than the truth. The EU Referendum revealed to many the underbelly of the beast, the Remainers, who support communism, support the abolishment of the royal family and support massive tax hikes on people who have worked hard all their lives to achieve wealth.

John McDonnell, the Shadow Chancellor, a staunch Marxist Communist Bolshevik is now proposing a yearly tax of 20% to be taken from the assets of the richest. This would solve the deficit according to him, however, as it stands at £1.7 trillion, his little scheme would only raise a paltry £800 million or so.

We must not forget that this would only be the beginning, and once first blood is shed, there would have to be more. Communism means that every one is equal in poverty and misery, apart from the party hierarchy, who even have their own lanes on motorways.

Under the horrific dystopia of a Corbyn win in the election, Britain would become a communist state, and it would not be long before re-education camps were erected across the countryside, and many would try to flee to better climes only to be detained and interrogated, then summarily stripped of the rest of their wealth.

There is a great following for Corbyn, it is all encompassing, as the disenfranchised are many, the jobless, the ones who have no hope, no training, no skills, doomed to a purgatory of poverty, these people have nothing to lose.

This is why Corbyn must not be underestimated, as there is a suspicion that he has some form of support from the deep state, he certainly would not have been able to hang on for so long without its help.

A Corbyn government would be a great opportunity for political purges, those would be carried out after a short time in power, then the royal family would have their budgets reduced to near zero, a precursor to their eventual demise. We would see bread queues much like happened in the former Soviet USSR, and of course, the party line would be defended by a ruthless politburo and efficient KGB-like secret service.

Britain is a nation that views its wealth from home ownership and the increase of house prices, this equity defines many Britons. Under a Corbyn government house prices in Britain would be non existent, as many would fall to state ownership for the poor families. In effect, Corbyn would let the state nationalise your home so it can be used by the unfortunates.

Nationalising the majority of housing, rail, transport, farms and manufacturing, would fall into Corbyn’s Collectivist 10-Year-Plan, as once he is elected, there will not be any other elections until he is ousted.

How does this all tie in with the EU? Well, as its aspirations to become a Soviet Superstate accelerate, Corbyn would be preparing Britain to completely amalgamate with the EU’s Soviet structure. There are a sizeable amount of EU Remainers in Britain, and their support is assured for Corbyn, from which he will dissolve the British military to be nothing more than a few garrisons, and abolish our nuclear deterrent. This is Corbyn’s key to communistic success, and union with the EU.

Communism is alive and well in Britain today, and should not be underestimated.

Wikileaks CIA Hacking Leak Latest

Hello Jason Bourne, did you know anything about this? Blackbriar? Treadstone?

It’s not as if these Wikileaks revelations are anything new, the CIA is an intricate very focused spy service, that can easily turn off your engine remotely whilst you are travelling at 120 miles per hour on the motorway, they can have one of their assets easily dispatch you in the middle of Euston station, or order one of their drones to put a missile up your ass whilst out in the hills, or languishing in your sitting room watching your smart TV.

Vault 7

The ingenuity of the CIA is to read what you wrote before you use that so-called encrypted app, because they have the back door, it was there when your smartphone was made in the factory.

This leak from Wikileaks will not weaken the CIA, an outstanding ruthless machine of the state, but will strengthen it as it will have to think about more ingenious ways to listen to people, and if they are suspected of whatever the CIA deems as terrorism or endangering the deep state, they will dispatch these people without even a sniff.

As for Julian Assange, ensconced deep within the bowels of the Ecuadorian embassy in London, he is admirable in having the biggest balls this side of river, however if the CIA want to get this guy, they will, one way or another.

Sacked Heseltine Back to Strangling Dogs

One would think he would be annoyed at such an action, however according to the peer himself, it has freed up some time for his greatest love — strangling Alsatians.

“All these jobs I held in the Lords took up way too much of my time, thus I will shed not one tear at their loss. I will continue strangling dogs to death, as it is my hobby you know. I like to strangle one in the morning, then one or two in the afternoon. On a good day, I can go through five or six, not including puppies,” Heseltine quipped whilst feigning strangulation.

If you are wondering what Heseltine does to the dogs once they are strangled to death, it is no surprise that he is a keen taxidermist who sells his creations to other sick fucks who like that sort of thing, and the meat goes to local takeaways for a little extra profit.

“My Alsation, Alfie, who I strangled. I still have him up on the book case in the study. Every time I go in there, it’s a reminder of the power of my hands, how his poor eyes bulged as I put the pressure on. Lovely memories.”