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Confused Feminist Celebrity Shows Off T*ts

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“I use my female body and looks to get ahead in the celebrity and acting world. If I was an ugly female, fat and podgy I would not be looked at, so for that I am glad, but I’m still a feminist,” Emma Watson revealed to Vanity Fair magazine.

So why has Ms Watson shown off her delightful mammaries in an exclusive titillating photo shoot?

“People like tits. I showed mine off because men and some women like to look at my beautiful body and it is aesthetically pleasing to the eye. Feminists don’t realise that the female body when in its prime is a powerful weapon and tool for women to get ahead and has been used for centuries for that very purpose. There is no leading actress today or in the past who has not slept with the right person to get the job. Men are easily controlled by the female body, and we as women have been taking advantage of that fact. It’s all biological. Men are attracted to the pleasing shape of the female body, and this biological attraction is utilised by women to get what they want. As for feminism, as a fickle celebrity, I was enraptured by the Soviet spirit of the Obama presidency and its peddling of feminism, which has sadly passed. Feminism is a soviet communistic construct created primarily by men so that there could be an increase in taxpayers and workers. Without housewives languishing in their homes all day, the work force, and taxpayers doubled over night. This is what feminism really is.”

When asked about the efficacy of feminism within society, the celebrity feminist answered in a forthright manner.

“Feminism within modern society has created many divergent outcomes. For example, today women are more stressed, they lose their hair earlier, they are getting more breast cancer, they are now dying earlier, and feminists have contributed to the destruction of the traditional family. Socialists and communists who created feminism, do not want functioning families to exist, primarily because it strengthens society and conservative values. and this is a threat to the socialist state. They would much prefer angry women postulating about their feminist virtues and socialistic prowess, as good workers and taxpayers who do not care to have a family yet may still breed future taxpayer bastards by the dozen different males they briefly use as sperm donors, or if you are true feminist, breed only a female through IVF.”

Ms. Watson was also asked about feminist values regarding men opening doors for them, as well as politically correct niceties.

“Well we all know that political correctness is another term for censorship. By limiting the language allowed to be used by people, it is a form of control, it is also a form of censorship that limits human freedom and is the mainstay of socialism. Men open doors for me all the time, as a feminist, I like the power that I get as a female to have doors opened for me, and feminists may say this is wrong however I think this is the ultimate in feministic control over men. Some feminists do not appreciate a man opening the door for them and will shout down the male in question. These feminists are the angry man-hating ones who can either never get fucked because they are too ugly, or are the horrible ones, users and maladjusted schizoids with serious mental issues. I myself fall under the adored feminist mark, where I use my beauty to get what I want at every turn without exception, yet still am able to read feminist literature and understand it.”

The feminist celebrity was asked how many feminist books she had read.

“I like to read as many feminist articles and books as possible to indoctrinate my mind with clever pseudo political feminist phrases I can use in conversations to impress the fellow socialists I hang out with, or to put down impertinent males who do not pass the soviet feminist tests we give every day. Feminism, much like Communism, is a religion.”

Asked about the difference between feminism and lesbianism, the actress reacted quite abruptly.

“Feminism is a form of homosexuality, because it indoctrinates women into the theories of self on self love. Feminism in effect rejects the male patriarchy, it rejects marriage, coupling and it rejects love between the natural male and female. To be on the extreme side of feminism is therefore to reject all males and embrace only females. This is lesbianism in political form, and eventually leads to lesbianism in sexual physical form. Women are natural lesbians, and to enjoy the gentle caress of a woman is implicit to feminism and true sisterhood.”

Corrupt Obama Presidency Like Dog Shit On Shoe That Never Goes Away

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To many Americans, Obama was always a disgrace to office, but now he could be publicly disgraced and maybe have charges brought upon on him for his illegal activities. Complicit with his cronies in the FBI, NSA and CIA, there are still many factions within these organisations who are under the corrupt wing of Obama, who has taken up a role outside the presidency as some sort of clandestine operative to try and impeach Trump.

Obama, always the ultimate control freak, not only heavily controlled and censored the media during his tenure, but still has the likes of CNN, MSNBC, New York Times and Huffington Post under his control.

Corruption

The corruption, and cronyism within Obama’s government extends outside his presidency, as many have pledged allegiance to his Marxist ideals.

Trump, of course, will find all of this very troubling, and his efforts to ban leftist Obama news services from the White House may seem childish at first, but once you come to understand the bias of these so-called ‘impartial’ news services towards the left side of the political spectrum, it is clear that Trump has done the right thing in his own mind, however, one must have balance, and Trump is exhibiting an authoritarian stance in a world that should appreciate both sides of any story. He is in effect falling into the Obama trap, where Obama would heavily punish and censor any news that did not exhibit a left wing socialist homosexual viewpoint.

As far as internet conglomerates like Google, Amazon and Facebook, these are all socialist left-wing denizens of Obama, and we have yet to see how they will fare under the auspices of Trump. These internet companies all do not pay much tax, and maybe in the future, things will change unless they embrace a more impartial stance to their political outlook and operations.

Obama the dog shit

After eight long suffering years under a Marxist president, the United States is going to have to shake off this evil spectre of Obama haunting the corridors with his vile shadow. His corruption goes so deep into the rabbit hole that it disappears into eternal blackness, and Obama has corrupted and infiltrated every corner of the super state he has helped to grow. A super-socialist government of extreme budgetry waste, of spending never before seen by any president in the history of the United States. Of course the stock market went up with Obama, it would if a trillion dollars every few months was released under the auspices of treacherous RINOs like Boehner and Ryan.

Obamagate

No one is insinuating that there was never corruption before Obama, but let us say that under his nefarious rule, it got to pandemic levels. Obama even went as far as to bug U.N. Secretary General, Ban Ki-Moon, Merkel, Netanyahu and Sarkozy. If Trump is to shake off the black viscous smelly shadow of Obama, he is going to have to utilise CIA, FBI operatives who are under his rule, not Obama’s, and he is going to have to find and present some real evidence, presented to the people to see for themselves, and once this is done, Obama will be finally disposed of, a taint on the U.S. flag, a distant memory much akin to that time you stepped on a dog shit in the park that one day, you want to forget, the smell, and how it was hard to wipe off the grooves from under your shoe, water, sticks, rubbing on grass, it took ages but still the smell lingered. Obama is that dog shit on a shoe. The smell of Obama just does not want to go away.

House of Lords to be Made into Art Gallery

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“We already have a nice wide space and although the lighting needs a little work, we can achieve a wonderful gallery for the works of art to languish and the public to enjoy,” senior curator, Miles Spencer told the BBC.

The second largest unelected political group next to China, the House of Lords costs taxpayers £100 million per year and frankly does not contribute anything to the country.

“The House of Lords is basically a parasitical group of freeloaders who do not do anything good for the nation, and these parasites only take, they are paid so much money for not doing anything that they are completely useless unelected arseholes,” one parliament insider revealed.

Although the art gallery installation will be free for the public to attend, there will be a restaurant and cafe as well as shop for revenue.

“No one will miss the Lords, and a functioning gallery will be a true service to the public and Westminster as a whole. We have already produced a White paper on the proposal and the final decision will be implemented without the consent of the Lords, who will have no say on anything from now on. As a member of the Commons, I can’t wait to come and see some great works of art after parliamentary sessions in what used to be the House of Lords, maybe some Monet, Picasso, or Rembrandt, as opposed to some dour unelected meddling overpaid useless prat called a Lord,” an elected member of the House of Commons added.

Make It Virtual: What Online Casinos Have that Land-based Casinos Don’t

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Back in the mid-1990s, a British company called Microgaming started the whole thing by mixing casino games with secure online payments. The company’s owners were smart – they left the whole “promotion and competition” thing to their customers, providing them with the software to run on their websites instead. In the last two decades, the number of no deposit casinos UK players can play at has grown exponentially, providing them with an amazing variety of games to play, along with a nice and entertaining way to kill time.

If you are a frequent visitor at the Genting or a lifetime member at The Aspers, you might not feel the need to try playing online. Yet there are quite a few reasons why you might consider at least giving it a try.

Muhammad and the mountain

“If the mountain won’t come to Muhammad then Muhammad must go to the mountain”, Francis Bacon wrote in his Essays, probably based on a Turkish saying (but it sounds much better if we quote a famous English philosopher than an unknown Turkish imam). The same was the case with casinos in the past: if the games didn’t come to you, you were the one who had to go to them. This was all fine, of course, until the internet came along, turning many of us into lazy couch potatoes that won’t lift a finger if not forced to. Thanks to Sir Tim Berners-Lee’s work, the mountain can finally come to Muhammad – and casinos can finally come to us.

A comfortable environment

No matter where you are, you’ll never feel as relaxed and free than at home. Casinos have environments carefully crafted to make you feel like playing just another round but no matter what they do, they won’t be as comfy as your favourite armchair in your own (or your rented) living room. With online casinos, you have everything covered: you can sit back as comfortably as you want, with your own fridge and your own toilet just a few steps away, and play your favourite games on a laptop or a smartphone. What’s even better: you can take them with you to the fridge and to the toilet if you want to – something that would attract a few disapprobatory glances if you attempted in a land-based casino.

No need to dress up

There’s one thing at land-based casinos that online casinos will never have: a dress code. For as long as they are concerned, you can play in your undergarments, wear your most dishevelled hairdo, and no makeup at all. You can play naked for all they care – another thing that would be quite conspicuous and frowned upon at a land-based casino.

Oscars Doo Doo Land Wins

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Hollywood is now officially dead, although it died a long time ago, it really is a corpse full of preening maggots undulating amongst the rotting flesh of poor scripts, mediocre actors and the tendency to bypass plots and rely on CGI.

The only thing that makes money now for studios is superhero movie knock-offs of knock-offs, and cutesy animated CGI cartoons. That’s it. How many times do you want to see a penguin jumping up on an iceberg talking in a Brooklyn accent? Fuck that, and fuck Hollywood, let us hope it falls into the sea never to be seen again.

Unless something is done soon, there will be absolutely no audience. Aha, audience, what audience! Cinema bookings are practically zero now, what with streaming you can see any film you ever heard of on the internet for free in HD. Many people have renounced cinemas purely on the precept that giving a single dime to the studios is a serious crime. Why in the world would you want to do that? Why support bullshit? There is no plot no script no cinematography even worth waving your dick at any more let alone paying for. Today’s studio bosses should be ashamed of themselves, how they have run their own industry into the ground, you are all to blame, and this is why people do not want to go to cinemas any more.

Hollywood, take your formulaic banal pap and stick it where the sun don’t shine. It’s over.

Remainers Sajid Javid and Hammond Behind Business Rates Rise

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Not content with shrinking Toblerones and multiple supermarket products getting the anti-Brexit treatment, the scum behind Project Fear are maliciously turning the economic screw on the people.

There is a concerted effort not only in the High Street to punish the populace over the Brexit decision but now the business rates rise is falling on many business owners threatening to shut them down permanently. Javid and dog strangler Heseltine are two names that come to mind when engineering the business rates fiasco.

The two pronged attack is being orchestrated by Remainers in the Cabinet and corporate manufacturers who are taking their orders from Brussels.

One always suspects Theresa May, who has nonchalantly stood by for months whilst plotters regrouped and made further plans to thwart Brexit, she herself was a key Remainer, and still receives consultation from chief Remainers within the Conservative and Labour party.

There is no end to the treachery, and it will continue until a real solution is found.

Lords Thwart Brexit: Prepare For Civil War

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As the people, pitchforks in hand parade the heads of Remoaners on pikes, the shouts of justice will be heard one way or another.

The Crown is for Brexit, the people of Britain are for Brexit and yet it is being thwarted at every turn, whether by collaborators to the enemy from within the ranks or from unelected socialist peers who paid to get their seats in the House of Lords.

You cannot play with a people’s freedom like this, like some petty game to bargained with by the likes of treasonous traitors, Mandelson and Blair.

Enough is enough, if one pulls the rubber band too far it eventually snaps, and so shall the people.

There will be no end to the disenchantment from the majority of the British population, if it takes a hundred years of riots, if it takes ten thousand referendums, we will never change our minds about the toxic EU.

One thing that has become apparent since the EU referendum is the amount of traitors that lie within this Isle. Those who would sell their country for a pittance, and those that collaborate with Britain’s enemies without flinching.

This country has now many enemies within, and Remainers, if they were around in 1941, and we had lost the Battle of Britain would have welcomed the Nazis with open arms. Remainers are lickspittle treacherous quisling scum who deserve no mercy.

There will be no respite to the war coming, for this will be one so vicious and nasty that it will be noted in historical reference books for children to read in the schools of the future.

The soiled smouldering embers of the House of Lords, adorned with the heads of traitors awaits.

Before the gunpowder fuse is lit, think for one second of what you are doing.

If you want war, the people welcome it, now is the time for real change, and if it means trampling over the mangled remains of Remainers, so mote it be, with open arms.

 

Why Your Words Do Not Mean Anything Any More

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The more you have the less it means. The discussion ends as soon as the copycatters come onto the scene making any conversation null and void.

The same goes for YouTube videos. There is nothing of value on YouTube today apart from a few instructional functional videos. The conversation is lost amongst a maelstrom of meaningless banal pap, spammers and copycats pathetically begging for subscribers and likes.

The Internet may have been the greatest invention by humans ever created, however it has also been humanity’s worst enemy, because it has trivialised meaning in everything.

Car crashes come a dime a dozen, women come a dime a dozen, friends come by the million, and your opinion does not count any more. With billions of people vying for attention at the same time, the Internet light, the Internet all seeing eye and Spotlight does not know where to look any more. There is no stasis point, no logical algorithm that can pinpoint the truth any more.

Bertrand Russell once said that in the future the people will be so controlled, so dumbed down that they will be taught that snow is black and will believe it wholeheartedly. We are in that future now, where people have been dumbed down by decades of socialist propaganda, and conditioning, they not only do not know who they are any more but can be told pretty much anything without them questioning.

If the earth were to explode today, the universe would carry on, there would be no change to the functioning of the universal planetary tree. If the Internet were to disappear suddenly today, only a few people would understand why it had to happen. It won’t though, so you are all safe for now.

There is no meaning to your words any more, and the more you write, the less people care. People cannot be bothered to read or think about big questions, they just want to watch meaningless pap, videos that stimulate their frazzled brains for three seconds before moving on to the next meaningless vapid video clip.

There is no answer as the connections, the dendrites, the axions, the overall technical way you think has been altered permanently by the Internet.

When the microchip implant is introduced, you will already be prepared. Your thought processes and pliable personality, conditioned after many years of Internet usage will accept the chip wholeheartedly.

From there, you will be nothing, your mind will be theirs completely, and from there you will be enslaved for the rest of your meaningless life as much as you are now on the Internet.

Dollar Riding Into Greek Rescue

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Trump has told the IMF to back off from any future Greek rescue, and when the U.S is 16.7% of funds it can do that. Instead, the dollar is going to back the Greeks with some soft loans and a comprehensive rescue deal leaving the euro floundering in the muck.

The news is that Trump is willing to back the Greeks with the dollar until they get their shit ready for a change back to drachma.

In a country where 50% of households do not pay income tax even Trump may balk at the severity of the problem.

How many cans have been kicked down the road since the beginning of the Greek crisis, this time however, things are different because the Don is coming to rescue the Greeks from the evil EU, an entity so hated that even leprosy would be preferred than being part of something so insidious.

Leaving the euro in such a manner will effectively castrate the EU, and of course be a mighty FU, for all times sake.

Not only will there be fiscal carnage as EU creditors get fisted, but the political backlash will resonate from the dark dungeons of Brussels to the highest peak of mount Olympus where the jubilant gods reside.

The plans are afoot, and now is the time to solve this problem once and for all, goodbye EU, the die has already been cast.

Ernest Hemingway: The Writer and The Gambler

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His life and works were a strong influence on culture and the way of life. Broken and in pain, Hemingway decided to end his own life but his legacy will live forever. Today, let’s take a look at the part of his life that’s perhaps less known: Ernest Hemingway: the writer and the gambler.

Would he have lived today, Hemingway would have probably hated online gambling. He was a man used to a hands-on approach – playing remotely at the Vegas Palms, or betting on horses miles away. Playing at the Vegas Palms is a perfect fit for our connected society where everyone walks around with small computers in their pockets. But in his time, the artist would have probably preferred to place the bets with his own hand, and pocket his winnings in cash, not through an e-wallet or a credit card.

A passion for the races

Sports were among Hemingway’s passions throughout his life. He himself took part in a number of them – boxing was a life-long pursuit for him, but he tried water polo, track and field, and football. He was, in turn, interested in other sports and activities – during his years in Europe, he developed an interest in bullfighting, which made him return to Pamplona several times, and cycling, which he gave evidence of in his book “The Sun Also Rises”.

He was also passionate about horse racing, and he was a punter, too. In “A Movable Feast”, he writes about his passion for horse racing: “We went racing together more times that year and other years after I had worked in early mornings, and Hadley enjoyed it and sometimes she loved it. […] It was not really racing either. It was gambling on horses. But we called it racing.”

A passion for poker

Hemingway’s passion for poker is not something mentioned on his Wikipedia biography. But he was a good player ever since his early years – he and his friends used to play secret games in their hometown, where poker was considered a sin. Anecdotes mention his secret poker games in Austria, at the hotel he stayed. Secret since poker was illegal in the country at the time. Later in his life, he was often joined at the poker table by big names like director John Huston, actor John Wayne and renowned photographer Robert Capa. He is said to have played poker the way he lived his life: “Never call; either raise or put it down.”