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Barcelona Schengen Terrorist Massacre: No Comment

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From Libya into Italy is only a short ride by rubber dinghy, or from Morocco, or from the Baltic states, and the Black sea route.

Every day thousands of people cross into the Schengen zone of Europe which is a borderless free travel corridor. Therefore, migrants crossing into Italy can be in Paris in two or three days, or they are free to travel anywhere they wish with little or no checks. This includes terrorists, drug runners, heavy arms dealers, people traffickers and any other nasty swine that wishes to commit acts of mass atrocity.

Logically speaking in a time of war, which the majority of the Middle East/Ukraine is in, there would be a stop to such a porous border and zone as the Schengen, however we are living in times where civilian casualties by terrorism are simply looked on as collatoral damage by the EU Commission, a collection of unelected eurocratic monsters who despise democracy and the people they rule over.

The people within the Schengen zone of the EU are therefore not cared for by the authorities, and every terrorist attack is brushed over, as the next one is awaited in eager anticipation.

The sad fact is that we as humans see the mangled bodies on the pavements of whichever city in Europe has been attacked and gasp at the horror of it, the higher ups do not do that, they do not have a conscience or human emotions, and simply carry on with their insane dream of an EU Schengen utopia, whilst the actual horror is one of a dystopia in reality.

So for now, there will be a brief mention of the recent attack in Barcelona where 13 innocent people were mowed down by a van, and countless injured, however the next attack is probably earmarked for another European city, so as usual nothing will be done about the Schengen zone by the incompetent corrupt unelected leaders of the EU, there is little point in commenting on each specific attack.

People died, some were squashed, crushed, cracked open, but the EU Commission does not care. No more comment.

Game of Thrones Peter Dinklage Eaten By Husky On Set

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The little fellow was opining eloquently about his role as Hand to the Queen of Dragons when one of the huge huskies on the set decided it was meal time.

“We feed them a good load of meat every day, but sometimes it ain’t enough,” Game of Thrones dog keeper, Tony Fernando revealed after the sordid incident.

One minute he was there..

According to Amelia Clarke who plays Daenerys Targaryen, it only took a few gulps, and she had lost her dear Tyrion.

This could be a major setback for the Game of Thrones crew, because it is very hard to find such a well-spoken midget.

“First we get hacked, then this happened, it’s as if there has been some kind of weird curse put on us. Now we need to find another height-challenged actor as good as Dinklage was,” one of the multitude of directors told CNN entertainment.

The Game of Thrones set was last night besieged by mages, Maesters, and a fully naked Carice van Houten rolling around the fire ridden grounds trying to bring Dinklage back.

Let’s hope the next episode’s filming will not be wrought with such setbacks.

Bonnie Tyler to be Resurrected From the Dead For Total Eclipse

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Raised from the vaults of guilty pleasure listening enthusiasts around the world, the zombified toe curling voice of Bonnie Tyler is to address the celestial skies.

“She’s not only been dug up from a long stasis since 1983, but many of the walking dead who inhabit the ship’s decks will also awaken momentarily when she sings to the moon on the 21st,” the ship’s captain, Roger Stuping told the Florida Times.

Indeed, amongst the rotting corpses of fat rich Americans and terminally greyed zombies who make up the ship’s clientele, the sound of a warbling Bonnie, screaming away may even give some of them a mortal zing in their pacemakers.

“Last time I saw Bonnie Tyler, was in 1983, I was watching MTV when she came on the screen. I’ve never seen a cat curl up and die in front of me before,” one music fan revealed.

Astronomers however are fearful that Bonnie Tyler’s singing could cause grave events up in the heavens.

Professor Donald Eastwick, a renowned astronomer, revealed that Tyler could cause a “rift in the time continuum plasma shift index with her high frequency sine waves causing the moon to shift its gravitational matrix field and shoot into space like a wayward billiard ball”.

Kim Jong-un ‘No Longer Seen as God’ By North Koreans

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“He’s nothing but a low down mangy festering puss puss,” one man dared to say before he was carted off to one of North Korea’s infamous gulags.

In a communist country where every facet of ones lives is carefully scripted and watched, the North Korean leader is no longer seen as a living God.

“When I was at school we were taught that our supreme leader was so amazing he could literally fly. Kim Jong-un visited our school once, and when he walked through the door of our classroom he tripped over and fell onto the floor farting at the same time. If anyone laughed it would be over for us, so we shut up. He’s just a fat gaseous idiot,” Wong Suk, 16, a former pupil revealed on pain of death.

The funny thing is the North Korean despot is putting anyone who sees who he really is into gulags or having them murdered.

Some North Koreans have even taken to religion, which is strictly prohibited in the communist state. There are rumours that many would rather believe in the Jesus myth, than Kim, and that really pisses him off.

CIA analyst, Berndt Gerhardt, revealed in a recent paper that believing in Christian stories like Jesus walking on water, and turning water into wine was preferable to believing that Kim Jong-un flies around the skies at night and has super God powers that Karl Marx or Lenin would have died for.

“Yes, some North Koreans despite their brainwashed state, would rather believe in ridiculous bible stories than the fact that Kim Jong-un is a supreme being who can literally fart out missiles from his fat pimply ass hole and flatten the Trump tower 6,500 odd miles away,” the analyst revealed.

Wiping Out History: The Charlottesville Communist Agenda

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History should be seen, it should be analysed, it should be taught to children, and it most of all should be celebrated good or bad.

With calls from extreme left wing groups to erase historical statues like General Robert E. Lee, in Charlottesville, there is a similarity to the case of the Cecil Rhodes statue in Oxford university, England.

According to Charlottesville city officials, the removal of the General E. Lee statue from the park will cost taxpayers over $700,000. This does not include the cost of policing the mass protests against the removal of such an iconic part of American history which are costing taxpayers millions.

The extreme left communistic factions are acting like fascists themselves, they are censoring history, something akin to what went on in the Ministry of Truth in George Orwell’s 1984.

Naturally, those who oppose the defiling of historical artefacts and statues are labelled as nazis, or fascists by the communists. Any sort of attempt at preservation of historical artefact today is thus labelled as fascism. This is wrong. History should not be erased, it should be preserved whichever political spectrum you come from.

ISIS has been erasing history in the Middle East with their purge on priceless irreplaceable ancient archaeology. This is the level the Sovietized leftists are at now.

In military history, General E. Lee was a great leader and strategist. The editing of history is a huge crime and is Stalinistic in its approach, as well as Hitlerite.

The people who want historical statues torn down are troglodytes not worthy of a school visit to a museum. Such blinkered attitudes should not exist within a supposed enlightened civilised era yet here we are today with the Soviet left agitators on one side and the preservationists on the other. We are now living in an era where the so-called left are acting like fascists and the so-called right conservationists are acting with dignity and decency.

If you erase history it will continue repeating ad infinitum.

Juncker Planning Trip to Moon 124 Billion Euros One Way

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Here is a guy who does not mind spending 500,000 euros in two months of travel, so the trip to the moon should be no problem.

“The Commission never pays for anything, it is the EU taxpayer that foots the bill. Therefore, I am fully justified to travel to the moon if I so do wish,” the EU president, Jean Claude Juncker told Euronews.

The European Space Agency have already crafted a luxury space vehicle for Juncker and his assorted hangers on.

Michele Poisson, chief engineer for the project revealed some of the intricacies of the moon trip:

“We have designed the perfect craft for Mr. Juncker and the many young ladies who will accompany him on the EU mission. In the dining area, the best French chefs will prepare the finest cuisine for the trip, and we have of course the bar area, where the collection of finest cognac will be filtered into Juncker’s space suit via a large tube. Once through the Van Allen Belt, the drunkard Juncker will be given coordinates to the moon but if he punches the wrong digits, this could mean a trip to Mars instead, Ooh la la, we do not want such things, mes amis, instead maybe I should programme an automatic flight so our president can enjoy the lovely fruits of the jeune folies and his booze in peace.”

Whilst the president is away, the EU will be run by one of the faceless unelected eurocrats, and it will make no difference any way, as Juncker barely does any work when he is on earth, let alone on a spacecraft to the moon.

Landing on the moon is scheduled for Mid September, and once on the surface, a luxury pod will be built by some Romanian builders who will be also transported to the surface in a separate craft.

“The oxygen supply is limited, and Mr. Juncker is very flatulent so we do worry about the build-up of methane. Hopefully the oxygen will not run out and they all suffocate to death, this would be an absolute tragedy, not only for the EU, but the cognac business,” Mr. Poisson added.

Disney Streaming Another Nail In Hollywood Coffin

 

Hollywood has been left floundering as their sales drift in the wind.

Disney streaming on the internet will certainly fill a niche market, however the whole Disney repertoire is available to stream for free right now on the internet. The same goes for any series, film or documentary you have ever heard of.

It’s all out there to be watched and streamed for free, from the putlocker, to the 123movies to whatever name they’re calling themselves after being shut down on one server, and moving to another. The servers are most probably in China somewhere, and cannot be shut down as no such thing as copyright exists in the Chinese mindset or law.

“Thanks to the free movie streaming sites. I’ve watched pretty much every film there is in history and frankly I’m bored now. I watch films now a few weeks before they’re released in the UK. Like the other day I was walking in the street and saw a bus with a sign for a film that I saw three weeks ago streamed online for free in full HD quality. So, the reasoning here is, why should I pay ten quid to get a ticket and another eight for some popcorn and a drink? Exactly!” some guy said from outside an empty cinema somewhere in London.

It’s a mystery how Hollywood funds its films these days or brings in new talent, especially with millions of people on the streaming sites watching away for free.

Film executive, Elmer Johnson, told the LA Times: “We just make safe bet films these days with the same old stars. That’s the only way to break even. Superhero movies, remakes of remakes of remakes, some rom coms for the ladies, and cutesy animated movies, ya know, talking penguins and sausages. If we make a movie without major realistic looking high end expensive shit CGI action it’s a flopper. Remember that kids these days have an attention span of about 3.5 seconds. If something big does not happen quick, they switch off so we have to make massive explosions, car crashes and more explosions. Fight scenes, heck we have to make them so fast that you don’t know what’s happening, not like real life where ya get the guy swinging that long arm you can see from space, we’re talking nanosecond Jason Bourne fights. Also, let me add, dark movies, movies filmed with minimal light so the viewer does not know what’s happening and all of this with murmured dialogue no one can understand.”

Key in any film title and watch for free right now on the internet.

 

Music Biz: The Wailing Lament of Sinead O’Connor

If there ever was a person who needed a bit of zen Buddhism, Sinead needs a big fucking dose now.

The eternal misappropriated child, O’Connor is always crying out for attention, and always wanting to be loved, in a world unforgiving as it is today, to make rambling videos only deepens the malaise as it brings in others who at the end of the day are no good for this constantly craving woman.

The music biz, an unforgiving trench of faeces spits out artists through its continually turning meat grinder. If you show any sign of doubt, you are sucked under, a music casualty forever maligned, a shadow of a shadow, one of Satan’s rejects. If you however reach up and take the bull by the horns, then you may have some longevity.

After all, what is Sinead O’Connor apart from someone who sang a Prince song sometime in the 90’s?

Call it the drugs, the mental illness, the sad childhood, there’s always a blame culture embedded in the perpetual victim, and it is a vicious cycle rearing its ugly head every time the hormonal cycle turns. Sinead blames everyone and everything else apart from herself.

Ripping up a picture of the Pope, was possibly the most endearing thing Sinead did, however there are a lot of brainwashed Catholics out there, and record sales did suffer after that escapade. Yes, the Catholic church is a safe place for paedophiles and other assorted monsters to conduct their evil practices without fear of reprisal, but it is also a heavily fortified institution that is followed by millions of mindless people who cannot think for themselves or formulate their own thoughts, and these morons do buy records as well.

Sinead says that she only delves in the truth and honesty, however in the music biz, this can be a serious flag, and any executive will tell their artists to shut up or watch their sales plummet.

So, what hope is there for Sinead, ‘stuck in the arse end of New Jersey’? Sure, she is stuck in a motel with some seriously dodgy decor, but it does look clean enough. This is the end of an artist who certainly did not play by the rules in the music biz, and many in a record company will cite her as an example of someone who just did not get it. You play the game, you listen, you get on, sell your soul, and you will get the reward if you are lucky enough, otherwise you end up like Sinead O’Connor, a sad lump of meat that’s been through the grinder, maybe three or four times.

Should there be any pity for such a creature? Certainly not, for to give pity to self-pity only equals a disgusting soup of sickly mewling detritus. With someone who has had all the opportunities as O’Connor and her propensity to throw it all away every single time, there should not be an ounce of pity, but only disgust.

When an artist gets to the abyss, they have two choices, either jump across or fall in.

The Best Ways to Make Money in 2017

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While 1992 may go down in history as the Queen’s Annus Horribilis, 2017 has firmly cemented itself as the world’s Annus Skintus – that’s Latin for a poor year, we’re told. But don’t fear, our illustrious staff were educated at some of the best universities and financial institutions in the world.

Using our knowledge, we’ve put our collective minds together to extensively research simple ways to make money and turn your bank balance into something to smile about rather than something to avoid.

So, without further ado, here are our findings on this thorny subject. As always, consult a financial adviser to help you maximise your profits.

Sell vintage bricks

Thanks to a host of TV shows out there with middle-class Tarquin and his blushing bride Sophie Hamilton-Smythe renovating dilapidated old shacks in Cornwall, there has been a real surge in demand for architectural antiques and vintage finds. So how do you take advantage of this? Well, if like us you live in a 1920’s semi then you are literally surrounded by cash! Reach for the sledgehammer and knock out some of those pesky walls and replace with cheaper, newer bricks from your local hardware store.

You can then sell your vintage bricks online on an auction site or one of the many interior salvage yards around the UK to make a tidy profit. Be warned, though, don’t knock through walls that also belong to your neighbours or you may spend time away from work in A&E.

Hit Vegas

Ever wondered why gambling has been around so many years? Well, it’s all due to its popularity. And part of this popularity is because it’s just so simple to make money from it. In fact, an impressive 11% of repeat online gamblers ended up making a profit.

Staggering! If you can’t quite make it to Vegas, but you’re on the lookout for a great online game, we have to recommend the immensely fun Furious Four slot. With its free spin and
bonus features that add wilds and freezing reels into the mix. It’s a sure-fire way to make millions in minutes, allowing you to retire to the Bahamas for the rest of your days. You’ll be sipping Pina coladas in no time.

Clinical trials

Ever wondered what it would be like to have super-sonic hearing or an ethereal radioactive glow? Then why not give clinical trials a try? These are proven to be the number one cause of superhero creation worldwide. Don’t believe us? Just ask Wolverine. Payments can vary depending on the type of trial you take part in, so less intensive trials will pay less and those that involve glowing pay more. Either way you’ll be rolling around in dough in no time; well, providing you survive, that is.

A word of warning

OK, so now you’ve got our top three tips for making cash quickly. We hope you’re looking forward to implementing these into your day to day life to make real, positive changes to your financial situation. But it is wise to offer a word of caution here. For every person that becomes wealthy, there is always at least one other sucker who gets greedy and blows their fortune without any thoughts for the future. It makes sense then to invest your hard-earned cash in something stable – perhaps penny shares or a Ponzi scheme for long-term security for years to come. Thus, leaving you with peace of mind and the comfort that you’re providing for your family long after you’re six-feet under.

Analyst: Why ISIS Was Doomed to Failure

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There was a time when even the mention of ISIS would bring up the fear in people, however in the last two years we have seen a massive decline in their influence as well as strategic hold in Iraq and Syria.

One could postulate that ISIS, is more than just an organisation but an ideology, and some part of this thesis could be true, however if the land is not held by their soldiers, then they lose strategic value and compromise their ideology from spreading.

Despite the regular servings of gruesome execution videos to social media and the internet, and some irregular attacks on Western cities, ISIS has been floundering for some time.

The reason for this loss of territory, is of course the age old configuration. Without any air force, or control of the air, no military unit can ever survive long term in today’s technological age.

Not only has ISIS been beaten down with US, and other Allied air supremacy but by Russian and Syrian air strikes. There is no army that can ever survive such an onslaught with capitulating territory and receiving massive losses of infrastructure and men.

The loss of Mosul, and other major towns and cities in Iraq, as well as in Syria show that air supremacy is king. Without the jets, the military infrastructure to house and maintain the air forces, satellites, pilot training, vast spending on research and development, a military force is nothing but a sitting duck.

Therefore, unless ISIS somehow gain these attributes, they will eventually disappear and be pushed back further into the caves and tunnels of some mountain region.

Without the air, there is little or no chance for ISIS.

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