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Big Silence: Real Women Fight Back Puritanical #metoo Feminists

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One would have really thought we had re-entered an age of puritanism with the way some feminists are conducting their campaigns of male hatred across the media.

Enter, Catherine Deneuve, and a coterie of 100 other like-minded females who are sick to death of the anti-man world we seem to all live in now.

It is quite telling that this is a French fight back against the mainly anglo-saxon puritanical feminists who have adopted the puritan Sovietized feminazi ideals of vindictive cultural-Marxist hatred.

A breath of fresh air

The French teach their children and students philosophy at every turn, and it is an important part of French culture. This is why they understand things much more than the dumbed-down American feminists who can only see things in black and white.

In an open letter published in France’s Le Monde newspaper on Tuesday, 100 well-known female French writers, performers and academics, who co-signed the letter, said:

“Men have been punished summarily, forced out of their jobs when all they did was touch someone’s knee or try to steal a kiss.

“Rape is a crime, but trying to seduce someone, even persistently or clumsily, is not – and nor is men being gentlemanly a chauvinist attack.

“What started out as a “legitimate protest against the sexual violence that women are subject to, particularly in their professional lives” has become a “witch-hunt” and led to a “puritanical wave of purification.

“Instead of helping women, this frenzy to send these ‘pigs’ to the abattoir actually helps the enemies of sexual liberty – religious extremists and the worst sort of reactionaries.

“As women, we do not recognise ourselves in this feminism, which beyond denouncing the abuse of power takes on a hatred of men and of sexuality.

“[Women are] sufficiently aware that the sexual urge is by its nature wild and aggressive. But we are also clear-eyed enough not to confuse an awkward attempt to pick someone up with a sexual attack.”

Naturally, there has been complete silence from the mainstream media on the account of the 100 intelligent real women who spoke up.

Cabinet Reshuffle Latest: Theresa May Relegates Self to Backbenches

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“Initially I refused my own reshuffle. I stood up to myself and proclaimed showing any sort of weakness would be weak,” Mrs May revealed.

Mrs. May, who has trouble reshuffling cards let alone a whole Cabinet of ministers, is so incompetent and weak that her reshuffle may result in a general election where communist Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn is elected.

“When I was reshuffling the Cabinet I kept shouting ‘snap’ for some reason. Then I got a crazy idea into my head about shuffling in minorities into the mix, and I accidentally used my white female privilege to shuffle myself out of the Cabinet and into the backbenches. I understand I am an indecisive, hysterical woman flapping her hands in the wind, but Brexit, Brexit, Brexit…or something like that!”

Monkey Offended at Being Depicted as ‘Coolest Human in the Jungle’

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The ape who can communicate through sign language, objected to any links with humans, then commented that “gorillas are not monkeys either”.

Nyrkoo went on to explain that monkeys have tails and apes, like gorillas and orangutans don’t. “Humans should not be so ignorant” he said before jumping onto a rope and swinging away.

“Monkey?”

Many zoo animals criticized the image, calling it humanist. H&M removed the image Monday and apologized to anyone it “may have offended.”

Nyrkoo, who has a clothing line at the zoo, gesticulated on Twitter that he was “shocked and embarrassed” by the photo.

“I’m deeply offended and will not be working with humans anymore,” he wrote.

H&M Spokesman, Ida Nowndat, explained: “We apologise to the animals we offended, and are working night and day to repair relations with them. Here, more bananas for everyone..”

The Only Thing That Will Destroy PC Culture..

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You don’t know your place anymore, you think you’re a star, you live in a non binary trans world where half the English vocabulary is now forbidden, you would quite happily agree to every alternative viewpoint to your PC life being erased permanently.

Your social justice warrior life is one of dedication to the Marxist homosexual lecturers who spurred you into action in the first place. Their lectures and speeches indoctrinated your young pliable mind into the ways of Marxism and communist ideals.

The sad part of your life is you cannot change, you cannot see the point of view of others, you are blinkered to fall into line and continue your Soviet conditioning, you are dedicated to communist revolution.

Imagine going up a rain soaked muddy field, the artillery bursting from all sides, arms and legs being blown off as men scream in agony, their steamy blood squirting from the stumps, as each heartbeat pumps more crimson into the air as a pink mist.

You are no longer on campus demonstrating against the latest snowflake outrage, your friend just took some shrapnel between the eyes, burned right through his skull like a knife through butter.

This is no Antifa march where you shout out gay slogans and pepper spray anyone who does not agree with your pathetic skewed message. Obama is no longer president, you’ve got to get that through your head.

Chinese and Russian infantry rain down bullets on your position. You hide barely covered by a tree stump that is slowly dissolving with every volley.

“I’m going to kill those commie yella bastards!”

It feels good to say those words, they killed your buddies, they attacked us first, it is them or us. You are no longer a PC snowflake pussy with no guts or balls.

Rushing up the hill, your boots soaked with mud and blood, the bullets tear through the air whizzing, hoping for a target.

Finally you are confronted by a Chinese soldier, there is only purpose in his eyes, you raise your weapon and he raises his. Click! Does the Chinese soldier have any mercy, no is the cold answer as he digs his bayonet deep into your chest, if only you had realised what the real world was about sooner…

The last thing you see before your consciousness fades into black is another thousand Chinese troops coming down the hill over the remaining American troops.

War is the only answer to PC culture, everyday pray for war, pray for the compulsory draft, this is the only way the overgrown kids will finally grow up and find out who the true enemy is. Pray for all out war now.

Dying in a Corridor – NHS Today and Then

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The NHS was once only available to British citizens, however today it is the world’s health service.

With an ageing population, massive unfettered migration, and NHS tourists from all over the world, what hope is there for a health service that despite billions plowed into the bottomless black hole of annual funding, is dying a horrible death?

To die in a corridor is the best most people can get these days, where the neglected thirsty patient checks out of this world, not with care but with the sacrifice of care.

Hospital operations cancelled, as the Nigerians fly into Heathrow to deliver quintuplets for free, then fly back to Lagos never to be heard of ever again. Of course, the taxpayer foots the bill for each episode of NHS tourism.

The opening of the gates for every Romanian and Bulgarian to come over to Britain and use up the NHS for free was another watershed moment in NHS history. Literally overnight, wards were full to brimming with gypsies, and EU’s poorest people demanding treatment. No wonder your neglected grandfather, who fought in the war is left to fend for himself in an NHS corridor as he calls for a nurse but is ignored.

The irony is that Britain’s socialists introduced the NHS into being, yet under Tony Blair and Gordon Brown’s watch it was destroyed by the introduction of mass unfettered migration from Europe and the Third World, policies that Labour enacted.

By the intense population growth brought on by Labour, there is no room at your GP’s surgery, no room left in A&E, and no room for urgent medical attention at your local hospital. That’s because although there has been a large population increase caused by Labour, there has not been the funding, infrastructure change to compensate for the massive speedy increase.

Britain must have immigration, but it must be controlled. This is where the socialists have erred, and this is why they have ruined their own creation — the NHS.

Healthy, sustainable immigration, where the incoming population is vetted by profession, and integration value is the key to success, unfortunately, Britain has the opposite where most migrants from the poorest parts of Eastern Europe are unskilled, do not work and are a burden on Britain’s benefits system.

As your relatives lie dying and uncared for on some trolley in a hospital corridor, think on this, somewhere else in the same hospital, a possible NHS tourist or other migratory statistic is taking up their bed and care.

The NHS: created by Labour, and unceremoniously killed off by Labour.

Celebs Freak Out Over Rumoured Weinstein Sighting in Hollywood

“Is he under the table? Is he behind that curtain?”

Hollywood was up in arms on Thursday when three stars tweeted that Harvey Weinstein was in Los Angeles for the Golden Globes.

Actress Rosanna Arquette on Facebook posted, “It is Very strange, that Harvey Weinstein is at the very same hotel in Beverly Hills that the golden globe press is being done at. I smell a Rat.” She also posted the message on Twitter, though the account @RoArquette is unverified.

That’s when star Ellen Barkin responded from a verified account, “Is serial rapist harvey weinstein in los angeles? on the wknd of the Golden Globes. Why? WHy? WHY?” and also, “I forgot to say “alleged”…because i know better.”

But Weinstein’s reps told rumour mongers of the disgraced movie mogul’s allegedly being in LA, “Harvey Weinstein is everywhere. Up your skirt. Under the bed. In your shoe closet.”

Actresses are now in so much fear that many have to take counselling from professionals at the mere mention of Mr. Weinstein’s name.

“I was coming back from a meal downtown when I passed a dark alley. I saw Weinstein watching me, and when I started running for my limo I heard his footsteps running after me too,” actress Jennifer Lawrence tweeted on Thursday.

Weinstein has denied sexual assault allegations against him. His reps have repeatedly commented, “Any allegations of nonconsensual sex are unequivocally denied by Mr. Weinstein. The actresses who received starring roles in Weinstein brokered movies should be ashamed of themselves for jumping on the wagon.”

A rep for Arquette revealed that Weinstein is “hiding in plain sight” and could be “frickin’ everywhere”.

“Pulp Fiction” star Arquette is one of a number of actresses who have accused Weinstein of sexual harassment and misconduct. She told some newspaper that her career suffered after she rejected a sexual advance from Weinstein in the early 1990s at the Beverly Hills Hotel where she allegedly attended a sauna session with the mogul in his hotel room.

Her Thursday tweet that Weinstein was allegedly in town was quickly passed around among top Hollywood execs.

Either way, industry pros are on the lookout for the former Miramax mogul. One woman film vet told us, “I was driving in LA and I saw a fat jewish guy get out of a car — and I was like, ‘Stop it, it’s Harvey!’ But it was not. That’s when I crashed my car injuring three people and killing two.”

Women at this year’s Golden Globes are so freaked out at seeing Weinstein that many are scared to attend the red carpet event just in case he suddenly appears and does something unspeakable to them. Such is the hysteria that some actresses are hiring multiple bodyguards for the event and some are even packing heat, with registered firearms in case Weinstein suddenly jumps out of a tree or comes at them from behind a stage wall or something.

Fall In Love With Amman

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The city is believed to be relatively young in comparison to other cities of the Middle East but it has its own charm, and worth being visited.

It is easy to get to Amman because there is a very good international connection.

Even if there is no direct flight from your city, you are offered to choose one of the most convenient transfer flight options.

You might be surprised that some direct flights such as London to Amman flights are quite regular. Once you get to Amman, your journey begins.

Top Places To See In Amman

  • Citadel. One of the most popular places in Amman is the place known as Citadel. This breathtaking site located on the highest hill. This is where the Temple of Hercules and the Ummayad Palace are situated. Locals say that every year thousands of tourists come here every day to enjoy the beauty of the nature and explore architectural masterpieces.
  • Roman Theatre. The second most popular site in Amman is the Roman Theatre, which is also an impressive remnant of Roman architecture. The theatre is located on the hill and has around 6000 seats. Tourists, who adore taking photos, usually come here in the morning when the light is right. Archeologists are convinced that the theatre was built in the 2nd century AD but it was restored in 1957. Even though modern materials were used to refresh the look of the construction, it is still impressive and beautiful. What is more important is that concerts sometimes are held there in summer.
  • Jordan Museum. If you love history, you should definitely visit the Jordan Museum. The museum is said to be one of the best museums in the Middle East, and for a good reason. It is placed in a nice and modern building, and presents information in interesting and modern displays. The design of displays makes the old historical facts look modern and advanced. The museum tells about first people, their culture and how it was progressing. There are upstairs and downstairs galleries, but some of them might be closed for renovation. Before visiting the museum make sure that they are opened.
  • Darat Al Funun. Fans of contemporary art are recommended to visit Darat Al Funun. It is a cultural paradise located, just like many things in Amman, on the hillside. There is a wonderful art gallery that displays works of modern artists. Cultural workshops, various forums and other events are also frequently arranged in Darat Al Funun. You can easily check the schedule of all events on the Internet. Near the main building of museum tourists can find an old Byzantine church. If you are planning to visit Darat Al Funun, it is easier to get there on foot.

People who have visited Jordan and Amman, in particular, claim that it is a must-see city.

Include the city of your must-visit place and you will get a lot of new impressions and emotions.

How Much is EU Paying Tony Blair to Destroy Brexit?

We have seen the slithering Tony Blair at countless meetings with Jean Claude Juncker and EU Brexit negotiator Michel Barnier. Mr. Blair flies to Brussels nearly every week to get his latest briefing and orders, and more than likely clandestine brown envelopes filled with much wonga.

“We can of course transfer your money to any one of your Swiss accounts,” a well-suited EU denizen explains to Blair.

Like many of the quislings and treasonous traitors to British interests, the only interest Tony Blair has in the EU Brexit stance is money.

“The more money Tony makes, the better he feels. He is quite happy to broker deals with Indonesian despots, African tyrants, and crooked Eurocrats all on the take. There is no indignity he will fall to, and betraying the people of Britain is a delight to Blair, he actually gets a kick out of being the Lord Haw Haw of British politics,” a Westminster commentator revealed.

MPs in Westminster who are actively working to reverse Brexit are all on the EU take, but they don’t just go for cash payoffs, that would be too vulgar, they instead get their little initiatives boosted where they cream off the money for themselves without anyone else noticing.

Only the devil knows how much Blair is getting for his efforts, but one can be sure that he is not doing all of this for free. Without the Brussels payoffs there would not be much movement from the Blair apart from a few quips here or there. His concerted, well financed campaign screams of Brussels money, much like the other MPs who Remoan on a daily basis in Westminster.

How to Prevent ‘Big Brother’ Watching? 

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Most of Internet users seem to be careless to their cyber security.

It is no longer a secret that Microsoft receives millions of reports that describe users activity in details.

They have access to browser history (even incognito mood is helpless here), all search requests and even our cameras.

Seems like your webcam is off? It still can be working and you have no clue about it.

It might seem like there is nothing special about your Internet activity, but at least it does not feel good when someone can see you staring at the screen with only your undies on.

This is why experts recommend all users get their VPNs and use them for every login.

Most of people are bothered with one single question: ‘How does a VPN work?’, and here’s an answer:

what is vpn

Get Started With a VPN

To start using any VPN – just download a distributive pack and install it at your device. There exist VPN application for computers, tablets and smartphones. Choose the right version based on your operating system. VPNs can be free or the ones you should pay for. Charges are relatively low and anyone can afford them. The difference between these VPN types is significant. Free applications provide only basic functions like dynamic IP while those at a cost provide a number of additional options like:

  • speed boost,
  • traffic control,
  • ad block,
  • brandmauer.

Algorithm

What is a VPN? This service works like a tunnel between computer and server. For instance, during your regular search, as soon as any address or search request is dialed – computer gets connected to that very server that holds the website you are looking for.

In case of working VPN – a signal is transmitted to a virtual server in ‘tunnel’ where all data get encrypted. Virtual server changes your IP address and only after that reaches a website. This is how users stay anonymous and protected.

Freedom

Taking into consideration all written above we can say that VPNs make us completely invisible for spies, hackers and even silent services. Moreover, we get access to all content, even the one that is banned in our country. If you think nobody can be watching you as the most boring person alive – you are wrong. Check ads on websites you visit – they all meet your interests,

VPN grants us with new IP for every session and virtually takes us to different countries every time we log in.

Safety Warning

There exist a lot of fakes. So, before choosing your application – make sure that is the one to trust. Check its creation date and reputation among users. They often share their impressions on various forums. Avoid apps without users feedback or the ones that appeared recently. It is better to avoid risks when it comes to safety.

Conclusion

Above all, it is significant to take into account that no matter what methods you use online, if somebody — in particular if that ‘somebody’ is an international institution — wants to get their hands on your information, then they almost definitely will. However, using a VPN might make their work more difficult.

Analysts: What is Going to Be Kim Jong-Un’s Next Move?

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“Kim Jong-Un knows what he is doing absolutely 110%. According to our intelligence reports, North Korea has a 1.2 million strong army making it the fourth largest in the world, among them more than 100,000 special forces. Although its military hardware dates back to the Soviet era, North Korea has more tanks than the United States (3500 compared with 2381) and more artillery pieces than China.

“Its nuclear fissile material is enough for at least 20 nuclear weapons, possibly as many as 100, depending on their size. (According to the Arms Control Association, the U.S. has 1411 strategic nuclear warheads.)

“The recent UN sanctioned oil embargo has not succeeded as Chinese petroleum ships have been photographed at North Korean ports. This Chinese provocation, has also been another problematic variable in the equation. Additionally, Russia has weighed in with threats of siding with North Korea if any conflict were to escalate to conventional warfare, or nuclear.

“Because North Korea is so exposed, it may resort to nuclear operations as an opening gambit. Guam, or Southern Korean U.S. bases would be the natural target as an opener, to see the reaction of the Trump organisation. If Trump tries to target N. Korean nuclear facilities this intermediate action would further cause an escalation of nuclear proliferation resulting in mass detonations possibly on the Eastern seaboard cities in the United States.

“With Russia and China siding with Kim Jong-un and in alignment on the crisis, there may also be further escalation not only with China’s ambitions on Taiwan, but Russia’s Ukraine push could go further into Europe, or to former Soviet states within Europe — Ukraine, Belarus, Moldova, and the three Baltic states of Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

“Having already encountered skirmishes in 2008, in Eurasian Georgia, Russia has many options into its next move. The worst case scenario of course is an incursion into Poland and Finland. The latter, would be vanquished in less than a day as Putin’s troops cut through the European peninsula like a knife through butter. Poland recently begged NATO for a more sustained military presence.

“Strategically, an electromagnetic pulse (EMP) attack on the United States is a plan that would be a serious threat, however N. Korea would not cripple military facilities because they would be protected from EMP. N. Korea would therefore reap the full wrath of a nuclear response from the U.S.

“The interplay of numerous factions within the geopolitical field during this time, must not dismiss the Iranian threat that could escalate if N. Korea is somehow roused to act, when the U.S. comes down on the isolated communist nation. Although a supposed deal was reached with the Iranian regime to reduce its number of centrifuges by two thirds in 2015, in March 2016, Iran test-fired two Qadr ballistic missiles, and further medium-range tests in January 2017 prompted further sanctions brought on the regime. There is no going back, Iran may have signed a tenuous agreement hailed by former president Obama, but the country has many secret nuclear facilities that are still under operation. This is something that is not being reported by any other public entities.

“Analysis of major data sets and simulations result in an almighty ‘clusterfuck’. This means that the slightest escalation in any given area, would result in movement not only from the Chinese, but the Russians and Iranians, as well as the North Koreans. This is what we call a hornet’s nest situation eventually escalating to complete worldwide conventional warfare, concluding with nuclear warfare.

“The cleanest option is to disarm N. Korea through the use of conventional attack, without China or Russia or Iran moving. Naturally, there would have to be swift movement into the country from air, sea and land immobilising all nuclear facilities before they can be utilised. EMP strikes on North Korea are also an option, and can be simultaneously utilised during the initial strike. By eradicating the high command structure of N. Korea, the people would be leaderless and fall into line almost immediately. The key to completion of this task is clinical planning and implementation without any interference from Russia or China, which is highly unlikely.”

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