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Trump: “I’ve Got Big Balls of Steel”

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You gotta hand it to Donald Trump, here is a guy who doesn’t do things by half, he goes in all the way, balls deep, clinking and clanging with those huge balls of steel.

By stiffing the Chinese and EU with steel trade tariffs Donald Trump is merely saying, the Communist globalist agenda has to take a back door.

Who wants globalism dictated by communist China?

The answer is Soros, Obama, the leftists, the EU and China.

There is nothing more horrible and ghastly than having the Chinese commie bastards dictating to us what we should do, and this is why having the Don dictate back to them is frankly a breath of fresh air.

Globalism should only be completed without a China that is communist. If China dumps communism, then there will be a chance of proper democratic globalism.

We cannot have true globalism with a dictatorial communist China and an EU which is a collectivist pseudo-Marxist bloc.

We must therefore welcome Brexit, and the American president’s movement to shake up the unfair trade conditions which were running previously in favour of communist China.

Communist China, with its awful human rights, its communist dictatorial ideology is counter to globalism, because it is anti-free speech, anti-democracy and anti-freedom of expression.

Obama Marxist Propaganda to Infiltrate Netflix

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If things can’t get any worse for Netflix, or the users of the streaming service, former U.S. president, Barack Hussein Obama is going to get a series of shows on the platform to push his agenda down peoples’ throats once again.

“This guy is like a dog turd on your shoe that never goes away. You wipe it, you wash it with water, and you drag it along the grass, the turd always stays there and the smell too,” a man, sick to the stomach at the mere thought of Obama propaganda stinking up the network.

Maybe Netflix has had its day. Maybe it is time to dump the subscription. People just don’t need this type of propaganda stuffed down their throats day in day out.

Some may say, just ignore it, but the notifications keep popping up, watch Obama, watch now.

“I thought we got rid of Obama. Everytime I turn on Netflix, the last thing I want to see is his big fat head and his feral wife looking at me. I don’t want to see that guy’s face or his wife’s ugly face period. We had to endure eight years of those bastards. If they put him on Netflix, I’m cancelling my subscription and so are millions of others,” another angry person said on Twitter.

Looks like it’s goodbye Netflix.

Google Maps Wants to Look Inside Your Body

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Google Maps has mapped pretty much every part of the world, including under the sea, and space, however the company wants to go one step further — your internal body.

Google Maps chief engineer, Rama Bangalawa, wants every global person to have their internal body mapped.

“We insert the camera through your rectum. Do not worry, the camera is only 12 inches in diameter and will not be intrusive. Then we push it all around your insides mapping the data which is then publicly available to whoever wants to see it. Like, say I want to see my girlfriend’s left kidney or ovaries, just type it up on our Google Maps app, and you will have all the photos there.”

Asked whether the new internal body mapping initiative is a bit intrusive, Google denied any invasion of privacy.

“It is our policy to map every part of the globe, and you as a human inhabit that sphere of data input. This is not an invasion of privacy but a right that our company is entitled to.”

The body map will go all the way up to the brain. That’s a long way to go from your rectum. Yowzer!

An Interview With Brutal Eastern European Gangster Controlling London Underworld

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We have been given exclusive access to an Eastern European gang boss who controls vast swathes of Inner City London and the suburbs.

Eastern European gangsters are a thriving community who have increased their numbers thanks to the opening of borders under former PM, Tony Blair, in 2004.

The brutality and fierceness of these gangsters is legendary, meaning they are practically untouchable by other gangs, and the police.

Eastern European criminal gangs specialise mostly in people trafficking, gun running, drugs, prostitution, armed robbery, extortion, kidnapping and digital credit card fraud making their annual tax free takings very lucrative.

After many months, we have finally been granted exclusive access to the Eastern European mafia’s Barjak (executive committee), who are one big family (fis), comprising of units led by individual bosses (Kryetars), all answering to the highest boss of bosses.

Our contact tells us to go to a cafe in Walthamstow, and from there we are picked up by a van. We are urged to get into the back of the van which travels for approximately 45 minutes until it stops and we hear garage doors opening. My assistant and I are frankly a bit nervous, as we have no idea where we are as the windows in the back of the van have been blacked out.

Once we are out of the van, I hear a silenced pistol bang.

My assistant is dead, shot in the temple with a single bullet.

I guess I am next…

(Sadly the DS lost two investigative reporters on that day. We recovered the information for this article from a last transmission prior to their death. Their bodies were never found.)

In memory of Alan Bates 1980 – 2018, and John McCallister 1979 – 2018

The Daily Squib is currently recruiting more investigative reporters, if you feel you are up to it, please send your CV and credentials to editorial (at) www.dailysquib.co.uk

Why HGH Therapy Can Benefit Your Health and Lifestyle

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Feeling down, loss of energy, loss of libido, then you may find benefit in HGH therapy. Life can be full of hardship, and it is made harder when you are feeling depressed, or with lack of energy.

This is why HGH treatment can seriously turn your life around physically and emotionally and give you that extra youthful zing you may have lost over time.

Pick yourself up with more vigor, more energy and a faster metabolism.

The benefits of HGH treatment are incredible, you will have faster metabolism, lower risk of heart disease and heart attack and an increase in energy, stamina, and vitality.

HGH is totally safe, and is usually administered by injection or a special pen that the clinic will give you, and show you how to use safely.

Safe prescription in the US

HGH injections are prescribed by clinical doctors at www.hghinjections.com and are totally safe. He or she must be over 30 and in otherwise good health. The doctors will determine your specific needs after viewing your test results, and prescribe the necessary treatment that will personally benefit you.

Key facts about HGH

HGH injections are a synthetic, bio-identical replication of the growth hormone that the pituitary gland naturally produces.

Human growth hormone (HGH) is a 191 amino acid sequence, single-chain, large protein, polypeptide molecule.

The manufacturing process of HGH is carefully processed in controlled laboratories in the USA. The product is very sensitive to light and movement, therefore it must be treated with care.

HGH, also named as somatropin, has two main delivery methods depending on the brand. Some brands deliver the HGH via syringe, others with specially designed pens. Again, you will decide with your clinician what is the most suitable way for treatment.

Benefits of HGH treatment

The benefits to HGH treatment are immense. After your initial treatment, you will feel a sense of wellbeing that will change your outlook on life. You will feel less stressed, and much more able to cope with everything. Your physical wellbeing will increase in many ways and catapult you to a healthy new beginning.

  • Increased energy and stamina
  • Increased endurance levels
  • Great vigor and vitality
  • Faster metabolism
  • Loss of unwanted fat
  • Increased sexual drive and increased sexual libido
  • Less depression
  • Stronger skin elasticity
  • Hair grows in thicker
  • Less balding

This is why, it is in your best interests to think about getting HGH treatment. If you wish to seriously change your lifestyle, increase your physical and emotional wellbeing, HGH is the way to go.

Ruthless Killer On the Loose

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The police are appealing to anyone who has seen the man pictured hanging around Salisbury High Street with a can of spray holding a deadly nerve agent.

A former Russian spy and his daughter, along with a policeman are in critical condition in hospital.

According to reports, the man pictured is deadly, and ruthless when it comes to dispatching people.

The description of the man is of a white Russian speaking slavic male, about 5’2, with very piercing eyes.

Warning!

Please approach with caution, and if you see the man, run, run for your fucking life and call the police.

Former Soviet Spy Jeremy Corbyn Could Use Poison to Silence Critics Say Terror Experts

Former Soviet spy, Jeremy Corbyn, or as he was known ‘Agent Cob‘ could use poison to silence any critics of the Labour manifesto, and he could target opposition MPs if they question his communist ideals, a leading terror expert has revealed.

Michael Trimbell, who runs an anti-terror unit for different agencies, has revealed that Agent Cob is “a master in poison techniques, learned from his Cold War days spying for the Russians”.

“Russian spies, and Agent Cob’s Czech handler would have trained Agent Cob in various techniques to clandestinely kill adversaries without detection. This included concocting poison from everyday materials, then depositing it in the target’s drink. Agent Cob, would then watch from afar as his mark either keeled over on the spot or swerved around like a drunk. These techniques are utilised by today’s FSB, and yesterday’s KGB very successfully.”

KGB operatives could incapacitate opponents by usage of aerosol spray containing lethal cocktails of dangerous toxic gases or from afar with a silent air gun shooting a needle infused with poison into the victim. The tiny needle would enter the skin undetected, then dissolve. Once the poison gets into the bloodstream it kills the victim by stopping the heart, then dissipates without any trace, leaving doctors and forensic scientists labelling the death as a simple natural heart attack.

“One minute you’re walking along the High Street, the next your blood pressure drops, and you’re out of breath sweating like a pig. Then your heart stops. Voom! That’s it, and to compound the issue, absolutely no traces of how you died.”

MPs in Westminster are naturally quite fearful of Agent Cob, knowing his history and when he is around, they are advised to cover their drinks.

“If I see Jeremy shuffling his way around the canteen looking around, I immediately cover my drink. Here is an ex-Soviet spy who leaked secrets to the Soviets in the 1980s, and not only is he among us MPs, he is also the leader of the Labour party. Frankly, I find it exceedingly scary, just the thought that this traitor to Britain is in the Commons looking shifty,” a scared MP who dared to speak of Agent Cob, revealed anonymously.

Oscars: “..and the Mangina Award Goes to..”

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What’s safe today in the era of bland, Kimmel, puritan, America?

Men with no penises.

Enter, talkshow host, Jimmy Kimmel, a safe bet for the Oscars, which has now been sanitised, and reduced to a bare shell of puritanical socialist rhetoric that decries masculinity and the biological right of men to own a penis.

Propaganda

Suffice to say that Kanye West’s mother-in-law has more testosterone than the emasculated mangina, Kimmel, who has ingratiated himself in the ways of soviet-style equality propaganda pushes that are ongoing in social media.

Hollywood has thus gone from one extreme to another, from being sexy, to being completely Victorian in its attitude. If one knows their history however, the Victorians indulged in lots of sex in private, however prudish and puritanical they seemed in public.

Neutering the essence of Hollywood is thus the role Kimmel has in mind, and he certainly does a good job brown nosing to the Marxist equality commission in charge of emasculating all men in the media.

Let us cut off all men’s penises and castrate all men, they cry to loud applause from the compliant drone audience.

Well, in that case, you first Jimmy Kimmel, you snivelling yellow gelding, cut off your manhood, and walk the talk.

Bravo Italia! Could the Italian People Break Free From EU Prison?

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The EU much like the Mafia, is almost impossible to extricate from. In the Mafia, there are only two ways to exit, death or betrayal and lifelong anonymity looking over your shoulder.

The EU, we have seen is much like the same as the Mafiosi. The EU winds and side steps at every point avoiding any form of exit of a country it has imprisoned within its economic steel walls. It is a prison without walls you can see, but the walls are there nevertheless.

There is only one way of exiting the EU, that is through non-conformity and disobeying its Stasi rules. That is the only way to go with some form of dignity anyway. Yes, there are other avenues, but these mean that you never leave the strongarm leash of the EU, and are forever tied to its prison rules.

The jailers are the unelected European Union officials of the EU Commission, who are pampered denizens of high class escorts, unlimited expense accounts and international luxury travel. Naturally, these elite few at the top enjoy their vast pay packets, their 18-year-old ladies ushered into their hotel rooms, and their daily gourmet food in Europe’s finest restaurants. The members of the EU Commission do not want one of their cash cow countries, which provide good tax revenue, to leave. It is almost like a pimp in a bordello losing one of their working girls, it invariably means a loss of income, and then, what if this sets off others leaving? C’est très dangereux!  Es ist sehr gefährlich!

To see some dissent now in Italy is a relief, however as it has happened countless times, the dissent will be quashed and the European Union will install their own technocrat to restore rule.

Southern Italy has practically been destroyed by mass illegal immigration from Sub Saharan and North Africa. This is the primary reason that the 5Star Movement, has come through so well in the recent election.

Whether they will be able to form a legitimate government, coalition or not is a big question, and the EU will be working night and day to thwart this insult to their conquered Italian EU province.

Time to fire up the V8, step on the metal…andare avanti..

Study Shows that Money is the Number One Topic to Avoid Discussing on a Date

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According to a recently published study of 2,000 US adults, there is one topic that is really taboo when it comes to dating, and that topic is money.

The statistics show that the vast majority are unwilling to discuss this, with most claiming they would much prefer to discuss other taboo subjects, such as politics and religion, in order to avoid talking about it altogether.

Helen Fisher, the chief scientific advisor behind the research, suggested that online daters just don’t want to have that all-important money talk, with the only associated topic they’re comfortable discussing being their career.

Keeping quiet about our cash 

Source: Max Pixel

The study in question focused on respondents who were either actively using a dating platform or had met their partner online at Badoo or something similar. When questioned about the subjects they felt comfortable exploring, the vast majority felt similarly about their finances i.e. that they were ‘not comfortable at all’ sharing this information with those they met.

The numbers were revealing, with 69 percent claiming they would not wish to disclose information about any debts, and the same number clarifying that they would want to keep their credit score to themselves. 64 percent also said that they weren’t comfortable sharing their income, with 53 percent saying the same of their spending habits.

Even more revealingly, perhaps, 18 percent believed that discussing their finances had led to previous break-ups. Fisher suggests that this is because money tends to be a very personal topic, one that “says so much about you.”

Expanding on this statement, the study’s lead posited that, for all of us, it is a way of getting clues about our partner, helping us to build a better picture of what they’ll be like as a parent, friend, and significant other.

A close-lipped society 

Source: Max Pixel

Given the importance of the topic, one might argue that – discomfort aside – it is essential to talk about it, yet one in five Americans never have such a conversation with their other half. Unfortunately for them, this can have a highly detrimental impact on their monetary health.

As expert Greg Heller explains: “The major benefit of speaking about money is getting the subject out in the open.” He argues that this can help to engender a sense of relief, in that people are able to not only discuss their situation, but also any fears or financial insecurities they might have. This sharing can help them to make better decisions, set obtainable goals, and work together as a team to build a stronger financial future.

This is a view that Discover’s Kate Manfred agrees with, suggesting that it’s vital to talk about money early on in order to ensure your outlooks align. With it playing such a large part in serious relationships, it means that you can get onto the same page from the start and don’t have to worry about running into problems further down the line.

 

How would you feel about discussing such a topic with your partner? Let us know in the comments below.

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