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Inspectors: Iran Very Close to Making Nuclear Weapons Grade Uranium

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Every day, every hour, every minute and second spent dilly-dallying is a serious cost to global security as the brutal regime of Iran comes closer to their goal of creating deadly nuclear weapons.

Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has been quoted calling the Jewish state of Israel a “cancerous tumor” of the region that must be “removed and eradicated.”

“Our stance against Israel is the same stance we have always taken,” he said. “#Israel is a malignant cancerous tumor in the West Asian region that has to be removed and eradicated: it is possible and it will happen.”

Suffice to say, one can guess who the primary target of any nuclear missile will be.

Whilst Donald Trump Twitters away and is indecisive, worrying about 150 lives, when the lives of millions are at stake, and the EU cannot come up with a solution to the broken nuclear deal, the world stands by watching the aggressive brutal Iranian regime getting ready to enrich their uranium to 90% nuclear weapons grade.

Former IAEA deputy director general Olli Heinonen revealed, during a recent visit to Israel, that his analysis and extensive research deduced Iran will be in a position to build nuclear weapons within six months. His comment was referring to the time needed to enrich uranium in the quantity and quality required to produce a nuclear bomb.

Heinonen served as the IAEA’s deputy director general and was head of its inspection department in the last decade and should not be dismissed with a pinch of salt.

Iran has progressed since 2003 in the development of nuclear explosive devices in the AMAD program. That program was intended to produce five 10-kiloton nuclear bombs which could then be fitted onto the Shahab-3 ballistic missile warhead. This program was revealed when the Iranian nuclear archive was smuggled out by Israel during a daring clandestine mission.

Iran’s nuclear weapons program for the enrichment of uranium stems mainly from the plant in Natanz containing 15,420 centrifuges from Iran’s first IR1 design at power reactor grade, 1,008 more advanced centrifuges of the IR2m design. Additionally, there are 2,710 IR1 centrifuges were installed at the Fordow enrichment facility primed to enrich weapons grade uranium.

Based on data published by the IAEA, it can be roughly estimated that if Iran breaks the nuclear deal, it will be able to enrich uranium to 90% (the level of enrichment required to produce a nuclear weapon core) in the quantity of 200 to 250 kilograms – sufficient to produce more than 10 nuclear bombs a year.

The Strait of Hormuz, a narrow passage where a third of the world’s oil tankers pass is the key to the stand-off between the USA and Iran. This Strait of Hormuz concerns multiple nations, with China receiving 91% of their oil through it, so the Iranians blocking the Strait will affect China even more than any other nation. Why is China silent right now?

Donald Trump will have to step up to the plate soon, if he does not, the state of global peace will take a turn for the worse very quickly. He needs to expand troop numbers in the region and extensive planning for targeted strikes and invasion must be put into operation. Now is the time, or the ill fruits of complete disaster will envelope every nation on earth.

Mike Ashley’s Disregard For Newcastle Fans Has Never Been As Blatant

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Newcastle United fans are pretty used to being let down by club owner Mike Ashley, but the shock was thick after the team announced that Rafa Benitez will not be reprising his role as manager next season due to contract talks hitting an impasse.

Benitez, who was unable to stop the club from going down after he fashioned a late arrival in 2016, led them back to the top flight the following season, finishing 10th and 13th since then. That is more than respectable, considering Newcastle’s status nowadays, and the fans were all behind the Spanish manager, who will forever be remembered as a legend at St James’ Park.

“It is with disappointment that we announce manager Rafael Benítez will leave Newcastle United upon the expiry of his contract on 30th June 2019,” the club announced via their official website on Monday. “We have worked hard to extend Rafa’s contract over a significant period of time, however it has not been – and will not be – possible to reach an agreement with Rafa and his representatives.”

In Ashley, the fans have an owner who doesn’t seem to be bothered in the slightest by their constant disapproval and dissent. They’re hoping and praying that he does go through with a sale one day to end their agony, with every proposed transaction managing to fall through as a result of his unrelenting desire to always have his way.

 

Benitez was the man the fans wanted. The Spaniard is a proven winner, having guided both Liverpool and Chelsea to European trophies in the past. And, although his time in charge of Real Madrid did not go as planned, his body of work speaks for itself. He remains just one of two managers to lead a team outside of Real or Barcelona to La Liga glory since 2000, with two league title captures as Valencia boss.

It’s no surprise that the Newcastle support wanted him to stay put despite his frustrations with the owner and the board. He was hardly given support in terms of incoming transfers and spending cash – and the fact that he was only offered a one-year deal was never going to sit well.

Sadly, the fans are the ones who stand to lose the most from his departure, their silver lining to Ashley’s dark cloud is now gone.

The Magpies are 13/8 to finish in the top 10 next season with Betway and are hardly favoured for a top-six finish, with Betfair offering odds of 64/5 on that front. If you’re looking for the best betting deals the UK has to offer, you could find lots of no deposit free bets to choose from on thebookiesoffers.co.uk.

Bet365 has the Tyneside club 10/3 to relegate by the end of the upcoming campaign, and they’re 20/1 to finish at the bottom of the table with William Hill. Of course, a title win is hardly thought to be in the conversation where Newcastle are concerned but Leicester’s capture a few years ago will always remind us of as simple truth: anything can happen in football. The St James’ Park occupants are 400/1 to be crowned Premier League champions with Betway while current title holders and favourites Manchester City are 8/13 with Paddy Power. If you’re interested in betting on Newcastle staying up, you can find 1/5 odds at Bet Victor.

As for their managerial limbo, maybe it’s not all bad as Jose Mourinho, Claudio Ranieri and Mikel Arteta have all been named as favourites to replace Benitez, while Sean Dyche has also been linked.

Woman Banned From Instagram Doesn’t Think She Exists Anymore

Cheryl Lamb, 23, from Rotherham, used to be on Instagram. One day, she was banned from the online platform and is now completely lost emotionally and psychologically.

“I don’t feel I exist any more. Yesterday, I bought a new handbag but I did not do a selfie with me holding it. I might as well have not bought it, so I binned it. Today I was going to have a macrobiotic meal and take pics of it, but instead might as well have a burger and chips because I’m not on Instagram any more. My life is so fucking over!”

Psychologists call this new phenomenon “Instaloss”.

“One minute these neurotic narcissists are showing off these ‘wonderful’ events and places they go to, they are showing off the amazing diets they have, and posing in their selfies made up to the hilt. It gives these people meaning, and the more followers they get, the more validation to their fake image projected. Instagram users are shallow people with no clarity or meaning to their lives apart from showing off the next best picture to make themselves look bigger, and more beautiful than they are in real life. When off Instagram, these people are not alive any more, they might as well be dead, because for them, reality is a terrible place,” Dr. Anne Fetherington, a clinical psychologist revealed.

 

Amongst the shallow vulgarity of Instagram and its users, there is a sad note to jot down on the noticeboard of eternal loneliness.

What would these people on Instagram all do if their drug of narcissism and banality were to halt for a day or two?

“If life is meaningless when you are not showing off to other Instagram users, then these people would be positively suicidal. It goes without saying, the serotonin levels in their brains would be depleted to zero bringing on abject misery,” another clinical expert revealed.

The other rather more illicit side of Instagram is the way some of these narcissists make money on the platform. No, it is not through great thoughts, art work, musical prowess, or authoring a bestseller. Many make money from being paid to pose next to products where some huge hitters like the Kardashians can command six figure sums for a single photo. No doubt without the tax offices being notified. Many even spend thousands of dollars on fake Instagram followers to try to reach the heady heights of the equally plastic stars raking in literally millions of dollars every month for doing absolutely nothing

If You Believe in Jesus You Believe in Supernatural Magical Beings That Defy Laws of Physics

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Billions of humans across the globe blindly believe without question that Jesus, a super being could perform miracles on earth and was ultimately the ‘son of god’.

These same people also claim they are of sane mind despite believing in something that has no proof to have ever existed, with no records, its feats defying all science, logic, or physical evidence.

Do these unquestioning believers, entrenched in a Holy Book, written by multiple human authors over hundreds of years, really think that some super being came down from ‘heaven’ borne from a virgin mother, to teach humanity a few lessons, perform elaborate acts of impossible magic, and then flew back up to heaven after he had finished his job? From the mass proliferation of churches worldwide replete with millions of followers, the affirmative can be the only answer.

 

What of the scientist who still believes that this super deity came to earth and could walk on water, and cure leprosy with the click of a finger, as well as magically disappear into ‘heaven’ afterwards? Is the scientist a scientist any more? Surely, he cannot be.

What of politicians, educators, business leaders and royals attending churches and praying to Jesus? These people are meant to be our rulers, they are meant to be sane of mind, educated and logical, yet here they believe without question and bow at the altar of a fictitious fantasy superhero character created by wholly anonymous writers thousands of years ago. It is very hard to respect these people ever again, simply because their base belief system is one of complete fantasy, illogical, unscientific insanity. In this respect, they are insane, because they believe in fairy tales, and they are supposed to be pillars of society but in scientific reality, these people are mentally unstable dangerous individuals.

 

It is this illogical madness that strikes a chord in our collective consciousness, and possibly defines Western society even today. There is no logical explanation to blind belief apart from the force of habit being employed by these people, they are generationally processed, indoctrinated to attend church. It is now a tradition. Further reasons may also include familiarity, and the family, as well as emotional help in hard times. These reasons do hold some scientific logical understanding, because in times of great need humans do like to think there is some greater force that surrounds them, however the universe should not be denigrated and lowered to the level of some fictitious character who could turn water into wine, walk on water, converse with the devil, bring the dead back to life, and feed 5,000 people with a single loaf of bread.

 

Jesus Christ never existed, yet you still believe in him without question. We know that atoms exist because we can see them under electron microscopes, we know Julius Caesar existed because of multiple pieces of solid evidence, records, materials, written accounts. We know that the Roman Emperors, Pythagoras, Marilyn Monroe, Elvis Presley, Elizabeth I, Napoleon Bonaparte all existed from their life records and material evidence.

The church has gone to great lengths to try to prove the existence of Jesus Christ, even coming up with the Turin Shroud, a proven fake. To this day, people still believe the crown of thorns in the Notre Dame are the same worn by the fictitious deity.

What of the minds of the assorted priests and bishops who daily perform their tricks learned over thousands of years? They guard a very sacred lie, and they frolic around in their frocks fooling millions of people year after year. These people are indoctrinated to a point of belief that is gargantuan, and they simply transmit this hypnotic state of blind belief on to their equally blind accepting congregation, robbing them of their money while acting out their rituals.

In a scientific and technical age, there is no doubt that Jesus Christ never existed, and even if someone of that name ever did, they were not some supernatural superior being with magical powers the X-Men would be proud of. There is absolutely no proof that Jesus did exist, and it is to this end, the West must at some point acknowledge this fact. If it however does not, it will eventually fall from its own folly to not close down the churches and denounce the falsities spewed out for hundreds of years. Much war, ignorance and pain will be averted by revealing Christianity as what it is — an elaborate hoax played out for millennia based on falsities and fantastic lies.

As to the central point of Love, did people not love before the man-made creation of religions like Christianity? The so-called pagans did love, and were also compassionate. These human elements were simply hijacked by a singular club to create their own exclusive religion called Christianity.

If we are going to have buildings of worship, have them of places of peace where humans can explore the universal, mathematical, science of physics and all forms of technological knowledge. This is the truth that actually touches the whole of humanity and not nonsensical medieval magic tricks that are now outdated fairy tales.

Tory MP’s Defence: “I Thought the Intruder Was Theresa May”

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Conservative MP Mark Field has been suspended from his ministerial role while an investigation is being carried after he physically removed a female climate change protestor from a City banquet.

Chancellor Philip Hammond’s speech was interrupted at Mansion House on Thursday evening by Greenpeace activists. Mr Field has since apologised “unreservedly” to the woman he confronted and confirmed he had referred himself to the Cabinet Office for investigation.

In his defence justifying his actions, the Minister of State since 2017, revealed some shocking revelations:

“I thought the woman was Theresa May. She wasn’t bloody well invited! Yes, I had a few drinks already, and I have been angry with Theresa for a long time now. She promised me she would revoke Article 50, but was ousted before our plan was exercised. I am angry that she was sort of lazy towards the end of her term and did not do enough damage to Brexit. When I saw this woman gallivanting around, I saw red and imagined my fingers around May’s scrawny neck.”

Field, a staunch remainer, is in favour of revoking Article 50 thus removing any aspirations of a Brexit ever taking place. He is also a diagnosed psychopath who sometimes cannot control his urges, and is kept on a short leash by his medication — if he takes it. Psychopathy is a perfectly normal trait amongst politicians, a recent psychiatric study published in the Lancet revealed, so there is no alarm there.

“He’ll be supping at the parliamentary cafe and you can see the menace in his eyes. He does have quite a noticeable twitch, he winks his right eye, and opens his mouth wide open every few minutes. It gets worse if he gets excited or agitated,” a fellow MP revealed.

EU Army: Teen French Recruits Suffer Under New Compulsory Service

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All remainers should be ashamed of themselves for disregarding the facts about the European Union because it will be them and their children forced into military service for the fledgling EU Army.

It will be your children, remainers, forced into the slaughter holes on the Eastern front against Russia in the sub arctic conditions as the bullets and bombs rip their bodies to shreds. No doubt the children of the unelected officials at the EU will be exempt from compulsory military service in the EU Army.

The Daily Squib warned about an EU Army in 2012 but as usual we were wholly ignored.

Mr Macron’s new “Universal National Service” will soon become compulsory for all 16-year-olds and the plan is already being assimilated to Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Brussels, Netherlands, Spain, Romania, Bulgaria, Ireland, and all other EU countries.

 

Most remainers do not even know why they are supporting the EU, they just follow their socialist friends blindly without question, and are low-information lemming voters only concerned about their holidays in the EU being slightly disrupted, or mobile phone roaming charges. The other contingent of remoaners are staunch communists who are begging to be ruled by a totalitarian soviet state run by unelected officials. There is no thought to the implications of being called up and forced into an EU Army.

“The EU Army will be a conscripted force from the age of 16. All EU countries will be invited to join the compulsory EU Army conscription scheme with a planned roll out within two years. Once called up, there is no way of getting out of the conscription unless those selected are disabled,” EU Army adjutant, Kommandant Franz Heimler, revealed on Friday.

Remainers in the UK want to condemn Britain’s population to be forced into conscription into an EU Army ruled by crazed megalomaniacs intent on sending our kids into war as cannon fodder for their totalitarian EU super soviet state. Shame on you treacherous remainers…shame on you.

Shaken But Not Stirred – Angela Merkel Inspires New Cocktail

German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, who looked visibly shaken at a recent meeting with Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelenskiy in Berlin, apparently was rather parched, and was thankfully cured of her shakes later by downing a few cocktails.

German businessman, Gerhardt Mueller, who owns a string of cocktail bars in Berlin’s redmerkel cocktail light district, kurfürstenstraße, was inspired by Chancellor Merkel’s brief dance, and has created his own cocktail to commemorate the moment.

“Himmel! I was shaking a cocktail at the time when I looked upon the TV and saw Merkie doing her shake dance. I immediately banged my head on the bar counter, and a big light bulb jumped into my head. Knall! This new cocktail has been selling faster than Jean Claude Juncker can drink a jug of cognac, and that’s saying something.”

So, what’s this new Merkel inspired cocktail called and how is it made?

Mr. Mueller says the cocktail is called “Der Merkel Sexwalzer”, loosely translated as “The Merkel Sex Waltz”.

The ingredients for the cocktail have been patented for exclusive use only in his bars, but Mr. Mueller did reveal the main ingredients are vinegar, 20 tablespoons of salt, 15 spoonfuls of chilli powder, sauerkraut juice, beef broth, and a smidgeon of Brussels Sprouts Schnapps amongst other secret ingredients.

The amazing effect the cocktail has on anyone who drinks it is one that astounds many in the bar.

“Firsten it startenzie with ein small burpen. Then the victim goes purple, changen colour to green, before the shaking von begins. They shout ‘Achtung!’ Usually ein zie the victim will shaken for two hours non stoppen. After ein two hours they will droppen zie on the floor and go to long sleep! Jah!” one bar reveller revealed.

Trump: “This is Not War” Will Move 120,000 Troops to Persian Gulf

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The Iran operation will take a lot more than 120,000 troops, but this is a small offering to the Gods of War who are now beating their drums with a little more gusto. Along with U.S. troops being deployed in the region, mainly in Iraq, which borders Iran, there has already been deployment of an aircraft carrier, supporting battleships, and multiple anti-aircraft missile defence systems.

Trump is going easy for now, however the shooting down of a US RQ-4 Global Hawk drone today by the Iranians is further impetus to up the tempo regarding military build-up. The drones cost $222.7 million each.

The operation this time is wholly different to the 2003 Gulf invasion of Iraq by the U.S. because the Persians can do some serious damage as has already been demonstrated by nearly sinking multiple oil tankers going through the Strait of Hormuz, and the downing of the U.S. drone.

The Iranians are now very close to going through the limit of stockpiled low-enriched uranium the 2015 nuclear deal allows it to have, increasing fears that Iran may inch closer to obtaining a nuclear weapon via Iran’s uranium mine at Gchine, utilising its extensive research projects in plutonium and uranium metal, and the use of Polonium 210. Iran is not shy in admitting who their first nuclear target will be — Israel. Scientists estimate that Iran is less than 5 months away from completing their atomic bomb project, which will be deployed either in dirty form, or from one of their numerous ballistic missile projects.

While all this is going on, there seems to be only silence from the UN Security Council. Has John Bolton shut them up with his loud barking?

Furthermore, there is silence from the anti-war activists, a far cry from the 2003 days when George W Bush and Tony Blair walked into Iraq with millions lining the streets in protest. This is possibly due to the hushed manner of news reports which underplay any threat of war with Iran by the media. All of this while Russia and China sit back and watch intently.

The downing of the drone flying at approximately 60,000 ft (18.29 kilometres) brings to light the increase of Iranian technical abilities, not only to recognise the craft was unmanned but to accurately shoot it down from that height. Whether it was flying over Iranian air space within the 12 km buffer zone or International airspace, will no doubt be contested by both sides. If outside, then the Americans will have more impetus to move further with their plans, but if not, then the Iranians will claim justification for the downing of the reconnaissance craft.

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The Life-changing Benefits of Dental Implants

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Dental implants are one of the most exciting innovations in the world of modern dentistry. If you have missing teeth, it’s well worth finding out more about implants and the incredible benefits they offer.

Introducing dental implants

Dental implants are prosthetic appliances, which are used to take on the role of the tooth root when a natural tooth has been lost through injury, trauma or dental disease. In most cases, dental implants are made from titanium, which is a biocompatible material. Implants are placed inside small openings in the jaw bone, and they are able to integrate into the bone tissue. Implants look similar to small screws, and once they are in place, they can be attached to different types of restoration to create a healthy-looking, functional smile.

Dental implants may be recommended for patients of all ages who have varying numbers of lost teeth, as they are compatible with crowns, dental bridges and dentures.

The benefits of dental implants

Dental implants are widely regarded as the best long-term solution for tooth loss, and there are several reasons why. Here are some of the most significant advantages of choosing implants:

Long-term results

Dental implants are designed to last for several years, and they offer a long-term alternative to dentures and dental bridges. High-quality implants can last a lifetime.

Aesthetic advantages

Many of us take pride in our appearance, and for most, there’s nothing more attractive than a beautiful smile. Losing teeth can be incredibly distressing, and it can take its toll on your confidence. If you’re used to hiding away when friends take photos, or you’re anxious about meeting new people, smiling in public, dating or going to interviews, implants can have a life-changing impact. With implants, dentists can create stunning, natural-looking smiles that are bound to fill the patient with confidence. The aesthetics achieved by dental implants are superior to other options like dentures.

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Functionality

Your teeth play a role in enhancing the appearance of your smile, but they also have a range of important functions. You use your teeth to break down food and aid digestion, they are involved in the production of words and sounds, and they also provide support for your lips and cheeks. Implants offer the same level of functionality as healthy, strong natural teeth. If you have missing teeth, you should find that undergoing implant treatment enables you to eat whatever you like and enjoy clearer speech. You may also find that you look and feel younger.

Bone loss

Bone loss is an issue that tends to affect older people, and the loss of bone density can be accelerated by losing natural teeth. Implants help to reduce the risk of bone loss in the jaws by stimulating the gums.

If you have missing teeth, dental implants could literally change your life. Implants are designed to look and function like natural teeth, and they offer a wealth of benefits for patients of all ages who have lost a single tooth or multiple or full arches of teeth. With implants, you can smile with confidence, enjoy a varied diet and maintain good oral health for years to come.

Commiserations For Poor Prince Harry After Meghan Reveals She is Charging By the Hour

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Condolences today flooded into Frogmore Cottage with commiserations addressed to Prince Harry after it had been revealed that Meghan Markle is totting up the cost of the royal marriage and charging by the hour before her planned exit.

The Duchess of Sussex, a low-born import into the royal family, has been ‘cruelly’ dubbed the ‘degree princess’ by a senior royal, and staff members in the royal circle call her ‘Megain’ as well as ‘the Demanding Duchess’. Nevertheless, even though Prince Harry was duly warned before marrying the seasoned twice divorced actress, who has already birthed other children, hopefully one day Harry may realise how he has been duped, however this may take some time because of his low IQ.

It is not known how much the Degree Duchess is charging by the hour but sources say that she can’t wait till graduation day when she can cash in.

“It’s absolutely intolerable for her, but she may stick it out for another child, this way Harry will be truly locked in. It is then that she can make even more unreasonable demands. She will probably start demanding to take the kids and Harry to North America permanently. Her plan is working very well and her false smiles fool many people, it seems including the ailing prince, who unfortunately is brainless,” Jacosta Mannering, a former friend of Harry’s revealed.

Psychologist Nancy Felton, reveals further analytical details: “Meghan is a narcissist with calculating prowess. This acting job has been the hardest role she has ever played, but for her hard work, it will pay off. Like most narcissists, the only person she cares about is herself, and she is playing Harry like a deck of cards. Unfortunately, Prince Harry cannot see it, but everyone else can.

“Her intricate plan will involve removing Harry from the royal family, his friends, and all that he loves in Britain. Once she has done that, she will slowly whittle Harry down and once she gets bored, move on.”

Some Oxford university mathematics undergraduates were asked: “How much is Meghan Markle charging by the hour?” The mathematicians came out with hourly rates ranging from £4,000 per hour to one even going as far as to claim £35,000 per hour.

The future does not bode well for the British taxpayer it seems.