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Analysts: EU Army Poses Great Danger to USA

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Analysts: EU Army Poses Great Danger to USA

Analysts at the ‘Strategic Hazard Intermediate Task’ agency in Washington D.C. reveal imminent threat data and risks from the formation of an opposing EU Army which current German Chancellor Angela Merkel claims will be bigger than the U.S. Army.

“The EU’s Global Strategy on Foreign and Security Policy is overseeing the formation of the European military force that will rival NATO and the military of the United States. This EU Army entity will comprise forces from 28 member nations and will be led primarily by German commanders. If Britain leaves the EU, there will be 27 member states participating in the EU Army.

Compulsory military conscription

“All member states within the European Union will be forced to participate, and a compulsory conscription service will be mandatory for all EU citizens from the age of 16. The program is currently being tested in France, and will be rolled out to other EU sectors from 2021 with full military conscription.

French President Emmanuel Macron Calls for a ‘European Army’ to Defend Against China, Russia and the U.S.

Command structure

“Detailed threat analysis of the command structure of the EU Army poses much danger to world peace. Instead of a command structure for defence by each EU member state, the command structure will come from German Bunderswehr commanders in Brussels who will supersede all individual member state control of their own forces. By establishing its own command structure, the EU is setting itself up as a direct rival to NATO, and the United States.

 

Scenario

“Further threat analysis finds an immediate basis for intermediate conventional war with Russia, directly through the Ukraine, and EU member states bordering the Russian Federation. Conflict could easily escalate, especially if the Russians witness the creation of a vast EU Army directly on their doorstep. The build-up of immense military forces alone will start alarm bells in Moscow. Depending on how any future conflict proceeds, there could naturally be an escalation leading to full nuclear warfare.

“Conflict with the United States would begin after a series of trade wars, as well as major differences in diplomatic relations with rogue nations like Iran and issues relating to climate change. The EU Army comprising air, sea and land forces could deploy their forces on mainland United States after cutting off shipping routes to America holding essential supplies like oil and food. Although the USA has a formidable military force, North America could incur vast amounts of damage from EU forces.

Warnings from history

“Once again, history may repeat itself, with American troops landing on the beaches of Normandy. Not to free European citizens from the scourge of Nazism, but instead, the scourge of the European Union, a pseudo communistic entity created in the heart of Europe comprised of many nations coerced to join through economic blackmail.”

The full paper will be published in August.

EU Army: Kommandant Ursula von der Leyen at Your Service

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EU Army: Kommandant Ursula von der Leyen at Your Service

German Defence Minister Ursula von der Leyen is well on the way to get the top job at the EU after she won a surprise nomination.

Von der Leyen is committed to thwarting Brexit and increase the cohorts for the EU army.

The 60-year-old, who is set to replace Jean-Claude Juncker as President of the European Commission, has previously described Brexit as a “scheisse bunch of Britishers trying to gain democracy from German servitude”.

The long-term ally of German Chancellor Angela Merkel, also hit out at Brexiteer’s, stating “they had promised Britain freedom, sovereignty, democracy from the clutches of the EU state” and insisted “Brexit is a loss for the EU because we will lose our biggest cash cow”.

The Defence Minister since 2005 is also keen to increase the ranks and military build up of armaments for the bloc’s military forces with an EU army. The EU army is already mulling over plans to include compulsory conscription for all EU citizens.

On Wednesday, Von der Leyen praised the Bundeswehr for its rise from the ashes of defeat in WW1 and WW2.

“The British schweinhunds may have won two battles against us in World War 1 and 2, but we won the ultimate war by capturing them through the EU without a single shot fired. When I am announced as EU President Fuhrer, I will make it my first task to build our army up again completely and press-gang all other EU nations to join our fight against the one enemy that has eluded us forever – Russia!”

Philip Hammond Walking Dead

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Philip Hammond Walking Dead

Lord Haw Haw Hammond has his days numbered as Chancellor of Doom in the Treasury. Lurching around the halls of Westminster, Philip Hammond is now a zombie walking.

“Philip Hammond is the walking dead. He lurches around spitting messages of doom and gloom with vastly exaggerated nonsense regarding a ‘Clean Brexit’ but his days are numbered,” a parliamentary insider revealed.

The Chancellor will be remembered as the Brussels go to man who put a spanner in every aspersion to leave the EU. This fear monger, a tawdry agent of the EU implanted into the job, never valued democracy and worked day and night to thwart the result of the EU Referendum.

Because of Lord Haw Haw Hammond, this is why three years down the line, Britain is still stuck in the EU.

As this rotting corpse haunts the halls of Westminster, and the Treasury, he only leaves a stench of menace and cunning sabotage.

The only way to kill a zombie is to lop off its fucking head, hopefully someone does the honours on the sorry bag of puss called Philip Hammond.

Fountain of Youth: Meghan Bathes in Asses Milk Daily Say Servants

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Fountain of Youth: Meghan Bathes in Asses Milk Daily Say Servants

Possibly channelling Cleopatra, but not quite Countess Elizabeth Bathory, the copper bath in Frogmore castle is already getting its usage quota. The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle does not look a day older than her 47 years on this earth.

“Me lady bathes in asses milk every day between the hours of 8 and 10 in the morning. It is supposed to keep her young and beautiful. The milk is siphoned from the teats of virgin donkeys from a nearby farm in the Windsor estate,” the servant revealed.

It is not scientifically proven if bathing in asses milk is good for maintaining one’s youthful looks, but if Meghan Markle does it, then it must be.

The Daily Mail is already running articles targeting women on where to buy the best donkey milk and how to acquire a copper bath. The frenzy is all too apparent as many ladies across the nation are now rushing everywhere searching for asses milk to bathe in.

“It’s not something you can just buy in Tesco. When I heard Meghan does it, I bought a bunch of donkeys specifically to milk them every day. We keep them in the garage which is now an impromptu stable,” Gloria Hunnisapple, 58, from Braintree, Essex reveals in another tabloid.

Asses milk does not come cheap, and the estimated cost to the British taxpayer just for Meghan’s morning beauty regime is estimated to be approximately £8.6 million per annum.

Wherever she is, Meghan has to have fresh asses milk for her daily bathing session, or she gets extremely angry and has an assy fit.

Naturally, Prince Harry, the real ass in this whole sorry tale, now lives in a separate wing of the cottage and has no say in the matter.

Where to Escape If Labour Voted In

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Where to Escape If Labour Voted In

Listening to the evil Marxist stirrings of Labour Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell, one would think we were Kulaks in rural Russia about to have all our property handed over to the state, and all our means of survival confiscated by Stalin’s thugs whilst left to eat grass and finally resorting to cannibalism for much-needed protein.

History may one day repeat itself, McDonnell is a staunch hardcore Marxist, admirer of Josef Stalin, and he admits it freely.

“If you have a garden, you will be taxed heavily. If you own any property, we will triple tax it so heavily that there will be nothing left when you fucking die. Your dreams of aspiration or wealth creation are an affront to soviet collectivist ideology. Communism means that all in the UK must be equal in suffering. Spreading wealth means robbing those who work hard for their livelihoods and giving their hard-earned money to feckless, uneducated scum who cannot and have not worked a day in their lives,” McDonnell revealed at a recent Labour conference about deporting all Jews from Britain.

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Dekulakization in Britain

Dekulakization was the Soviet campaign of political repressions created by Stalin which included arrests, deportations, and executions of millions of prosperous peasants and their families in the 1929–1932 period of the first five-year plan.

Hunger, disease and mass executions during dekulakization led to as many as five million people dying as history may very well repeat itself in the UK if Labour under Corbyn and McDonnell ever get into power.

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What do you do if Labour ever wins another election

The key thing to do is to watch the signs before an election and prepare. You must sell your property/business/valuables plus move any assets off shore as soon as possible. You will need a good accountant to sort this out immediately.

All property in the UK will lose over 80% of their value overnight once Labour are elected. All your assets in banks will also be in danger of seizure.

Due to the large increases in taxation, if you do earn a large salary in private employment within the UK, your take home pay will be reduced to practically nothing. Unless of course you are a union official or senior member of the Labour party/ Labour council/ Civil Service where massive increases will occur.

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Places to go

  • The EU countries are risky at the moment due to changing political circumstances, however there are still some safe havens in Europe to escape to. Do your own research.
  • South America is a dangerous shithole unless you are a billionaire and can afford a posse of bodyguards wherever you go. Look at socialist ‘utopia’ Venezuela, which is heavily endorsed by the Labour party as a success, as an example.
  • Africa is equally dangerous, and you have to have enormous amount of funds to survive.
  • Forget about China or Russia.
  • Singapore is a good bet but expensive.
  • Switzerland is okay, but expensive.
  • America will probably collapse within the next decade.
  • The Caribbean is dangerous and lawless.
  • The Middle East is dangerous, and can kick off at any moment.
  • Canada – There is some safety in the wilds, but remember heavily socialist gov.
  • Australia and New Zealand will be invaded by China within the next decade.

If Labour were to win an election, there would be a period of two to six months to implement all tasks to remove yourself and your wealth from the UK before all their punishing tax laws were implemented.

If Labour are elected into power again, you can be sure that they will win successive elections. Labour already implement a system of making sure all migrants vote Labour, and during the period from 1997, it is established that over 10 million migrants were allowed into the UK under the regime of Blair. With a dedicated voter base, it is hard to lose any election. The Conservatives on the other hand have a voter base of elderlies who are dying off.

Tip: Once you leave the UK, do not regret your action. Instead, pat yourself on the back, because you have not only saved your hard-earned wealth and assets, but you have escaped an authoritarian regime that resembles the Stasi, or Stalin’s Soviet Russia.

Smart Toaster: How To Choose The Right Toaster For Your Home

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Smart Toaster: How To Choose The Right Toaster For Your Home

A toaster is an easy-to-use small kitchen appliance for toasting bread with electrically conductive spirals. How to choose the right toaster for your home, without making a mistake?

The important quality of toasters is to toast bread without oil. Dried bread is healthier than fried.

If you plan to toast bread slices and buns, take a regular toaster. All models have several holes, typically 2 or 4. For safety reasons, choose from models with metal housings, the plastic ones do not keep high temperatures and become very hot.

If you also want your toaster to grill food, buy a grill toaster or a sandwich maker, having checked its functions beforehand. For a high cooking speed, choose the device with convection or infrared heating. Determine where it is to be placed, as some models are larger.

Toasters are divided into 3 categories:

  • Manual. Toasting has to be controlled by a person. To toast bread slices on the other side, a knob that turns it over is rotated.
  • Semi Automatic. These models are equipped with a switch to protect the appliance from overheating in case of abnormal operation. Such toasters control the toasting process by temperature.
  • Automatic. Control the process of toasting bread. They have a thermostatic switch or timer which makes bread slices pop out when they are ready.
    From the history of toasters

In the 4th century B.C., the ancient Egyptians learned how to bake bread by roasting it on both sides over charcoals. The Romans, who spent a lot of time in military campaigns, fried bread on fire. Latin for “tostum” means “burn.” Gradually conquering new lands, they have passed this custom on to other nations, including the tribes that inhabited the Albion.

Later, when the colonization of America began, the British introduced croutons to the settlers which then became the national treasure of the Americans. The very first toaster was created by a British company in 1893. The iron wiring burned and sparkled, and the bread tasted like hell.

A toaster was then reinvented in 1909, in the U.S. which brought a lot of income to Frank Shailor who patented the invention. His toasters baked bread without burnt flavor.

However, one inconvenience was that a base (cap) at the end of the cord was screwed into the electric bulb holder, and toasts had to be constantly monitored so that they would not burn.

In 1919, the devices that automatically shut down upon work completion appeared, and in 1926, toasts learned to pop out on their own. In 1933, private bakeries established the production of threaded bread, especially suitable for toasters, and in the ’40-’60s of the last century, the devices were standardized. Since then, a toaster has undergone design changes and received a perfect design, considering the requirements of modern times.

Which type of toaster to choose?

When choosing a toaster model, the following functions play a significant role (check out list here): the way of bread placing and cooking control. Toasters can be horizontal or vertical. Popular models are vertical, some of them have extended functionality: standard toaster ovens, convection toaster ovens, sandwich makers or conveyor grill toasters. Which one is the best?

If you plan to roast your bread, take a horizontal toaster. Manufacturers of such equipment work in the lower price segment. The advantage is the heating of toasts and bakery products.

If you need advanced device functions, buy a toaster oven. It comes with horizontal loading and is functional. In addition, it prepares hot sandwiches or bakery, and even cooks meat.

Conveyor toasters are also available with horizontal loading, but they are more suitable for public catering than for home use. They are highly productive and produce up to 100 toasts per hour.

Need a small device that won’t take up much space on the kitchen counter? A sandwich maker will do. It cooks toasts, hot sandwiches, pancakes with stuffing, shawarma, or taco. There are also professional toaster ovens that will feed a big family and are suitable for small restaurants.

Toaster characteristics

Some expensive toasters have a touch screen control surface. Cheap versions come with a circular scale with special hatching without numbers and symbols.

Bread slots are 4.7-5.5″ deep. The latest models are equipped with a heating compartment where the toasting process is accelerated. These compartments use convection or infrared heating. Modern models also have a non-stick coating and come with various additional functions, e.g. defrost, keep warm, bagel, cancellation buttons (stop toasting at any time), etc. Everything is automated and combined in one cycle. There are also porcelain-coated toasters which are easy to clean.

All devices are equipped with crumb trays. This is aesthetically pleasing and safe since crumbs do not fall on a table and burn when heated, the tray is easy to remove and clean. Some models come with handles, lockable lids, nozzles, cord storages, etc.
Additional functions

  • Warming. A special rack ensures even heating of bakery products.
  • Defrosting. Useful if the bread is kept in the freezer.
  • Centering. Ensures that bread is evenly toasted. Helps place a slice of bread in the center and toast it evenly on both sides.
  • Burnt impressions or smiles. Both kids and adults will be delighted to have a toast with a smiley face for breakfast.
  • Memory function. No need to set up a toasting mode the next time you use your toaster.
  • Infrared sensors. These replace the usual timers and control the temperature. A ceramic heater prevents the smell of hot metal from spreading when the appliance is on.

How to maintain a toaster

After use, disconnect the toaster, let it cool down and then clean it. Remove and wash the crumb tray. If there is no tray, turn the cool device upside down and shake out the crumbs.

Do not use abrasive pads and powder detergents, they will scratch the housing. Use a universal cleaning agent. Apply it to a paper towel and use it to remove stains.

When you go toaster shopping, pay attention to its features and material. A toaster can be made of an aluminum alloy, stainless steel, or high-quality plastic. Consider thermal safety characteristics to avoid burns when the appliance is in use. Ask a seller whether the appliance switches off automatically when small pieces of toast get inside.

Basic precautions

Toasters must not be located near flammable objects or covered during operation.
Always switch it off after use.

Standard toasters are for bread products only. Do not toast foods covered with glaze or grease.

Never use water or any sort of cleaner inside a toaster.

When the Peasants Have a Voice

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When the Peasants Have a Voice

Throughout history, the peasant has always been silenced, whilst the aristocracy and administrative controllers were the only literate higher echelon. The elite rulers conversed in intricate languages, indulged in books, and they expanded their minds with science, literature, poetry, alchemy, magick, freemasonry. The feudal peasants who were viewed simply as chattel were mostly uneducated illiterate buffoons, easily fooled by their superiors.

“In the past, those of the educated, literate sphere could run rings around the majority of the peasant population. The elite, taught in the classics, schooled in logic, and multiple languages, were superior beings on a different level intellectually to the peasant animalistic underling. The unwashed peasant masses were there simply to serve the hierarchy, they tended the land, tended the gardens of the controllers, and when it was time for war, they were in the front lines being ripped to shreds by cannon balls.

“Who are the peasant equivalent today? It seems, in the West, almost everyone is educated to a relative standard, and almost everyone owns a flat screen television, as well as all other mod cons. Things have certainly moved on since the days when peasants lived in huts, and tended fields they had to rent out from the land owner. Not only that, today, everyone has a voice. In the past, if a peasant dared to question their superior or even open their mouths with an opinion, they would be heavily scolded, or in the worst case scenario, executed.

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“Disparity in wealth however does still exist. What is different today is that class structure is not as rigidly adhered to as before. The nouveau riche may be from the peasant class but due to their newly acquired wealth, they can attempt to mix with those who hold class, status and old money. The peasants of today are the habitually poor of the West, as well as the Third World. Migrants, who are exploited for little or no pay, and the perpetually down-trodden sub-classes of Western society, addled in drugs, living pay cheque to pay cheque, or to each sign-on session at the welfare office. The working poor are the next level of peasant class, these poor souls may have some assets, but they are shackled heavily to material goods they can barely afford. These are the walking zombies, who aspire, but have to commute for miles every day to conduct an inane soulless job before they die early.

“Why did the elite allow the peasants to have a voice?

“Study the mid to late 19th century onwards and the answers are all there. But what of the internet age? The simple answer is information. Never has been such a plethora of information and habitual data ejaculated from the mass peasantry. They have been presented with mobile phone cameras/listening devices and encouraged to use them at every opportunity. This is good, because the 0.5% of society wants to know everything about those they control, plus they want to be forewarned of any danger that may be posed by the superior numbers of plebs. They also need to know how to control each and every peasant, and what to sell them, and how to control their vote. Herding cattle these days involves much more prowess than before, because of the sheer numbers that are being herded. These cash cows have been milked for centuries, their tax is the sustenance, the nectar that affords the controllers their right to not work like the peasants do. Without the consumer of products, there would not be mass riches for the elite to pursue their true calling, their art, their dreams. Whether, a Manhattan apartment or a villa in the country or a space rocket to Mars, the consumer paid for all their riches.

“The factories and mass manufacturing were built by the elite as they pumped out massive clouds into the atmosphere, poisoning the earth to get rich. It is however rather ironic that in today’s globalised world, the same people who built the poisoning factories are now blaming the peasants for overpopulation and carbon emissions.

“The future for the mass consumer (peasant tax slave) is therefore an irrelevancy. Once the necessary technical prowess to create subservient mechanical slaves ruled by obedient AI programming is achieved, the consumerist society will end. There will not be any photographs or documentary film of those following days when they come.”

Four Upcoming Android Games That Could Be Classics

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Four Upcoming Android Games That Could Be Classics

Mobile games are hugely popular right now and their popularity certainly shows no sign of waning. This trend is being witnessed right across the spectrum from Imangi Studios Temple Run and Pokemon GO to Alto’s Odyssey and mFortune Bingo.

However, this has also led to there being thousands of games populating the Play Store which serves Android users, and it’s certainly quantity over quality. From time to time though, there will be some great games which manage to stand out from the crowd, going on to become classics.

We’ve done our best to select four of the best upcoming titles to keep an eye out for below.

Apex Legends

Apex Legends which is made by leading developers EA is a game that almost became an

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Apex Legends – EA Games

instant hit with players when it released on console and PC. The battle royale market is littered with games right now, so it had to take something special such as Apex to wrestle some control back from other titles in the genre.

Both Fortnite and PUBG excelled as battle royale titles on PC and console, and then made the move to mobile, and now it looks likely that Apex Legends will follow suit. EA CEO said this on the possibility of a mobile version, “We are looking at how to take the game to mobile and cross play over time.” When Apex Legends drops on Android, it will be a complete game changer.

Mario Kart Tour

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Mario Kart Tour- Nintendo

Most gamers around the world will have experienced Mario Kart in the past, with the game

series rightfully earning the legendary tag. Mario Kart has appeared on console and handheld, and is the perfect pick up and play title, so the great news is that it’s coming to Android too.

The even better news is that Mario Kart Tour will be free to play for gamers, while there will also be an option to spend in game on various items. Set for release this summer, Nintendo are keeping a lot of details under their hat, but one thing’s for certain, Mario Kart never disappoints.

H1Z1

H1Z1 is another game which has huge potential when it makes the switch to mobile. H1Z1 is a zombie apocalypse game which has battle royale at heart, with that mode developed by PlayerUnknown’s Brendan Greene, aka Mr PUBG. While it may be another battle royale game in a long line of them to hit the scene, H1Z1 could be a game changer.

Yes, we know that Fortnite and PUBG Mobile control the market right now, with millions of active daily users between them, but the linkup between Daybreak, the studio behind H1Z1, and NantWorks, could produce an all-time classic.

Human: Fall Flat

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Human Fall Flat

Sometimes, it’s the simple games which manage to capture the imagination, and you could make a case for Human: Fall Flat in that respect. This fun title has been developed by No Breaks Games and the great news is that PC and console players already love it. The premise is simple, players must guide Bob, who will sometimes be accompanied by friends, through environments which become increasingly more difficult to navigate.

No Breaks Games have kept things very simple in the respect that Bob can only walk, climb, jump and fall, and this makes it perfect for mobile as a pick up and play title. The Android port is expected later this year, and we can’t wait.

Inside the Newly Furnished Frogmore Cottage ‘Blinged Up’ On Orders From Meghan

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Inside the Newly Furnished Frogmore Cottage ‘Blinged Up’ On Orders From Meghan

After the UK taxpayer footed a bill of £2.4 million to have Frogmore Cottage, Windsor renovated on orders of Meghan Markle, an invited group reveal the extravagant changes undertaken to accommodate the ‘bling’ duchess.

“Imma axe y’all to nawt tek any photigraffs ‘n’ shiet so as to preservisize da privacy ‘n’ shiet of da duchess in da Frogmore Castle ‘n’ shiet, yanumsayin?” Meghan’s personal maid, Latoyshaquanda tells reporters as they enter the newly renovated property.

Immediately, we are all dazzled by the extravagant furnishings that would make a grotesquely vulgar rapper on an episode of ‘Cribs’ blush with embarrassment.

Fifty Cent (Fiddy) would have a hernia just looking at this gold and fake diamond covered shit.

The sofas, gold and pink in colour, shine so much that many reporters have to cover their eyes, and no one is allowed to sit on anything even though the seats are covered in cheap plastic sheeting.

“Unh, unh, none o y’all muffuggas allowed on da couch. I see any o ya niggaz even tryin’ dat shit Imma bust some caps in yo azz!” Latoyshaquanda bellows at the top of her voice.

 

The paintings on the walls previously were 18th and 17th century masterpieces depicting beautiful English rural scenes but those were thrown out with the rest of the antiques and replaced with garish vulgar portraits of Meghan. There is not one picture of Harry anywhere.

“Dis here da humanitarianz room! George Clooney and his waff Anal visit here to present Meghan wit nu prajects n shiet. I dunno whut goes on here but y’all can see a map of da wurld on da wall, she gon conquer it awl!”

Later, Latoyshaquanda ushers the guests into the newly built bespoke basketball court where Megain brings all her American friends to play. There is a fully stocked bar and fast food joint to the rear. According to servants, Meghan likes to have assorted American delicacies like fried chicken wings sent up to her room on a regular basis as well as tonnes of bananas, chitlins, collard greens, rice and beans, ham hock, corn bread, chicken feet.

“Sho! She can call at 4am ‘n’ say she wants a bucket chicken, fries, onion rings, jug of cola, strawberry sundae wit awl da trimmings, some cawfee, ‘n’ a pepperoni pizza. Our chef don’ sleep, he serve dat bitch all da tam! Yanumsayin?”

The guests were not permitted to view the bedrooms, but the maid lets slip that since the baby was born, poor prince Harry now sleeps in a separate room on his own.

“Massa Harry, his room just gotta beid. Thassit! Poor mufugga! Oops!”

Someone points at a red phone.

“Dat is da phone Meghan dialls da Queen to ax her fo’ mo money! It flashes red when da Queen cawls to tell Meghan she dun somthang wrong agin! Thas when she ignore it!” Latoyshaquanda, reveals giggling to herself.

People Surprised That Marxist Leaning Internet Tech Monopoly Admits Leftist Bias

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People Surprised That Marxist Leaning Internet Tech Monopoly Admits Leftist Bias

According to a crack team of investigators, a tech monopoly that controls what people can say, think and do through heavy-handed totalitarian censorship, as well as track their every movement and action and files it for eternity, is actively following a far left socialist agenda.

No! You don’t say? In other news, the Pope is rumoured to live in the Vatican, and bears enjoy having big steamy shits in the woods.

One thing’s for sure, this ‘news’ which many have known for years will not be acted on, and Trump will do nothing about it simply because he is not capable of doing anything about it, even if he may very well lose the 2020 election because he did nothing about it.

The unfortunate consequence of such investigations are that many good people are affected within these monopoly companies after such a broad based investigation. There could be a culling of jobs for those caught in the line of fire, when the real culprits will nevertheless get away because they are protected senior staff.

Naturally, there is not one mention about this ‘revelation’ on any corporate news site or on television and it will all be hushed under the carpet once again, forgotten for eternity.

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