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Stu Ungar: A Self-Destructive Genius

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Stu Ungar nicknamed “The Kid”, is highly regarded in the world of poker as the best No-Limit Hold’em player.

Throughout his career, he won an impressive total of 5 World Series of Poker brackets and came first in 10 poker tournaments. An impressive feat considering he only ever entered 30. And, to this day, his percentage record has yet to be beaten.

But who really was Stu Ungar, the self-destructive genius?

Early life

Born 8th September 1953, Stuart Errol Ungar was brought up in the Lower East Side of New York. He was quickly introduced to the world gambling by his father, a bar owner, bookmaker and loan shark.

Through the guidance of his father’s shady gambling associates, Stu quickly learnt that he had an affinity with numbers. It wasn’t long until he knew the rules of the gin rummy game like the back of his hand, dropping out of school in 10th grade to play gin rummy full time.

Soon after this, his father died, and his mother had a stroke. To earn enough money for his mother’s care, he continued to gamble.

It wasn’t long before he was well-known for being the best Gin Rummy player in New York.

As a result, no one wanted to play him, so he turned his focus to another game instead.

Poker wins

Stu made the move to Las Vegas in 1977 and began to play poker. Within two years, he was considered a high roller and had been introduced to cocaine to help him play longer hours. However, with his mother dying in 1979, his cocaine use became more severe, using the drugs to escape his reality.

Despite his addiction, he won the World Series of Poker Main Event in both 1980 and 1981. But as his gambling career soared, he continued on a personal downward spiral. Alongside his drug addiction, he was always craving more high risk and began losing a lot of money on sports betting.

Downward spiral

It wasn’t long until his cocaine abuse led to the collapse of his nose. And with his wife filing for divorce followed by the suicide of his stepson, Stu’s addiction wasn’t getting any better.
He eventually re-entered the WSOP Main Event in 1990. On Day 3, he was a no show and was later found having had a seizure in his hotel room. The health scare paired with his embarrassment for not being able to care for his daughter encouraged him to attempt to get clean.

Unfortunately, he could only manage sobriety for two weeks at a time.

The ‘Comeback Kid’

In 1997, fellow poker player Billy Baxter staked Stu back into the WSOP Main Event for the final time. He went on to win again, earning him the title “The Comeback Kid’ and an impressive $1 million cash prize which was split with Baxter.

But within days, he lost a majority of his half on drugs and horse racing. And, the following year, he wanted to defend his title but decided not to enter due to his bad physical health.
With continued drug abuse, an arrest and his daughter saying she no longer wants contact, Stu had hit rock bottom. He was found dead in November 1998 aged 45 with just $800 to his name.

Stu Ungar’s rise and fall

It’s undoubtable that Stu Ungar was a genius. Within two days, he could pick up any card game and play better than his teacher. Yet, his personality was simply too destructive, leading to his unfortunate, early demise.

October 31: Boris Has Done an Amazing Job But It May Not be Enough

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The Brexit Party has been waiting in the wings, and after the October 31 deadline has passed without a Brexit, it will fill in the void of the Conservative loss of hope.

We have to hand it to Boris for a profound effort, who achieved more in 80 days of premiership than Mrs May achieved in three years of dawdling.

Loss of confidence in the Conservatives will reach a crescendo after October 31 has passed and gone, and the Brexit Party will have to step in to finish the job off finally.

Granted, the amount of obstacles put in front of Boris were many; Remainers have been coming out with legal cases, bills and acts to thwart Brexit, not least a Speaker of the House who has done everything in his power to stop Brexit at every juncture.

The Dead Parliament is a remnant of Theresa May, and it is now practically impossible to get Brexit through without a general election so that the people can vote out the Remainers. Getting an election however is nigh on impossible with the Fixed Parliament act, and an opposition party who know that an election will eviscerate their numbers further, because the people have had enough of them.

We are now at another impasse, with Brussels waiting for Corbyn to accept a General Election so that they can grant an extension for which the Conservatives may also lose to the Brexit Party.

The only thing left to do now is enact a State of Emergency, as the Squib has advised, and to leave the EU with a Clean Brexit on October 31. If the Conservatives wish to survive, then they will do this, but if they do not, then the Brexit Party will most probably take the lion’s share of votes once the extension is granted and the October 31 deadline is missed.

Clean Brexit is the only way for a real Brexit as voted for by 17.4 million people on June 23, 2016. We voted to get out of the Customs Union, the ECJ, the Single Market, and the CFP/CAP plus all the other institutions of the EU — completely, with no transition period.

Blood on Their Hands: Socialist Open Borders Encouraged Illegal Immigration 39 Dead in Lorry

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Open Borders Marxist socialists and Labour politicians who actively encourage open borders into Britain have blood on their hands as 39 people who froze to death in the back of a lorry trying to sneak into the UK.

Labour politicians actively encourage and help illegal immigration, giving comfort to people smugglers, and supporting the inhuman trafficking that creates multiple human tragedies like the one where 39 people froze to death slowly in the back of a lorry that came from Bulgaria. Open Borders socialist activists like Maya Goodfellow, are given massive amounts of air time to encourage illegal immigration into the UK.

If people want to move to another country, they can easily do so in the legal fashion by turning up at designated ports with the necessary papers and a passport. This legal process has been happening for hundreds of years, and ensures safe travel.

The main reason Labour wants Open Borders is to increase immigration so that the party will increase their voters. The lie that these Labour politicians actually care about the illegal immigrants is perpetuated by the desperate need to increase voter numbers. An illegal immigrant is immediately supported by Labour agencies and fast tracked for voter registration.

Tony Blair, former Labour Prime Minister admitted that the whole sham about Open Borders is to increase Labour voter numbers for elections. If they let in enough people, these people will be indebted to Labour forever, whereas the Tories have an indigenous voter base that is slowly diminishing.

Revealed: Gina Miller’s New Plot to Stop Brexit in General Election

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Despite the numerous Soros funded court cases brought by the Guyanese Gina Miller Singh and other attempts to do anything she can to halt Brexit, here comes another plot, this time for a General Election scenario.

She is otherwise known as one of the most hated persons in the UK, but when we interviewed her, she said she wore the prize more like a badge of honour than anything else.

Gina Miller Singh has now got some computer boffins to make up a website so that remoaners can ‘tactically vote’ down a Brexit in an election. Otherwise known as cheating, she will also no doubt encourage her followers to vote three or four times at the same or different polling stations as is the custom in Labour run territories.

“Not only will I direct remainers to vote tactically to stop Brexit, but you can go and vote as many times as you want in the polling stations. They’re so thick and naive, the Brits, that they do not even have checks when you turn up to vote. Even in Guyana, they have to give an ID to vote.”

Unfortunately, Gina Miller Singh’s comments about voter fraud are correct, and under Labour run councils, the double or triple voting is so prevalent that it is accepted and not contested at all. As long as the likes of Gina Miller Singh and Jeremy Corbyn endorse the practice of voter fraud, nothing is going to be done about it.

Eurasian Resources Group is Committed to Industry 4.0

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Eurasian Resources Group is one of the world’s leading companies in the field of natural resources with integrated mining, processing, energy and logistics operations. The company’s operations spread across 15 countries, and it is one of the largest employers in the metals and mining industry. The Group’s largest operations are located in Kazakhstan, Africa and Brazil.

Eurasian Resources Group plays a pivotal role in implementing a range of global multi-stakeholder initiatives, such as the Global Battery Alliance and Partnering Against Corruption Initiative (PACI). Over the past five years, the company has supported and advanced innovative manufacturing processes in the industry.

According to Benedikt Sobotka, CEO of Eurasian Resources Group, the initial struggle in adopting artificial intelligence (AI) has now turned into a global phenomenon. The company is working on the implementation of Industry 4.0 principles into its everyday business – the Group uses deep automation, artificial intelligence, and machine learning.

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Innovations in iron ore processing

In September 2019 Eurasian Resources Group partnered with Redmadrobot Data Lab to develop an artificial intelligence (AI) system to increase the efficiency of iron ore processing at its SSGPO JSC that processes over 40 million tonnes of iron ore per year. The AI analyses raw materials on the conveyor using computer vision technologies and video footage and converts them into structured data detailing the particle-size distribution of the incoming ore. The data from other sensors is analysed through machine learning. As a result, the system reveals hidden links between certain parameters, calculates the optimal characteristics of the grinding mills’ functionality and then transfers them to the process control operator.

Eurasian Resources Group now has a more accurate understanding of how the equipment is being used across its operations. These insights are meant to:

  • support investment decision-making;
  • minimise failures;
  • eliminate unscheduled equipment downtime;
  • expedite the movement and allocation of the equipment;
  • optimise costs.

Eurasian Resources Group also plans to use other IT solutions such as machine learning for mineral exploration in the Aktobe and Kostanai regions within Kazakhstan.

 

Eurasian Resources Group introduces new system based on SAP Mobile Technologies

The introduction of a new system for managing maintenance and equipment based on SAP Mobile Technologies will enable the real-time management, maintenance and repair in all affiliates, accurate planning and rational allocation of resources based on multi-level analytics, and optimisation of costs. Prior processes were subject to irregular inspections and excluded data on the physical state of the equipment. Recognising the need for change, Eurasian Resources Group led by Benedikt Sobotka introduced the use of modern mobile technologies at every stage of the manufacturing process, with a goal of ensuring the efficiency and high quality of the data. For Eurasian Resources Group, SAP Mobile Technologies were the system of choice.

SAP Mobile Technologies is a set of mobile capabilities for connecting the Group’s business systems. SAP’s tools can be used directly or as a means for creating a new cross-platform application.

Every day, SAP allocates tasks to specific employees, thereby eliminating paperwork. The system has a variety of other functions, which facilitates the employees’ tasks and allocation of responsibilities.

Following the implementation of the project, the firm’s equipment control processes acquired additional logical and systemic integrity.

Technological maps for the inspections were introduced to determine the manner of execution and the frequency of the procedures. The employees’ areas of responsibility are now specifically allocated. The methodological guide to equipment reliability was agreed upon and implemented across all Eurasian Resources Group’s enterprises.

The introduction of SAP Mobile Technologies has had a multiplier effect. By increasing the transparency of the time recording of equipment inspections, the approach to organising the employees’ work has been revised. Bypass routes have been modified and the personnel’s overload has been reduced. The quality of data regarding the equipment’s condition significantly improved, which increased the possibility of a quick response. The equipment downtime decreased due to the newly developed failure prevention measures. The transparent control systems made the overall quality of work substantially better.

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The implementation of SAP had the following results in Kazakhstan:

  • the coefficient of the equipment’s technical readiness reached up to 5%;
  • the unplanned downtime was reduced to 15%;
  • the number of defects detected at early stages is now 4.8 times higher than what it was before;
  • the instrumental time of the maintenance personnel rose to 30% (excluding training, work preparations, etc.).

Galymzhan Akhmetov, Eurasian Resources Group’s Chief Information Officer, stated that the use of mobile technologies and the reduction of labour costs for routine tasks and system operations demonstrated the value of SAP solutions as essential tools for everyday work. The experience strengthened the employees’ interest and their involvement in the transformation as well as their motivation to actively participate in subsequent projects.

Under Benedikt Sobotka’s leadership, Eurasian Resources Group has invested in modernising its management system and contributing to Industry 4.0. The Group uses more than 90,000 sensors and 237 automated process control systems to ensure efficiency at every stage of its production chain. The company is closely monitoring the new IT solutions to help increase transparency and efficiency of ERG’s employees work and tasks.

Eurasian Resources Group’s investment in Industry 4.0 initiatives is expected to reach $1.8 billion by 2025.

SYRIA: Americans Showered With Gifts From Grateful Kurds

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Retreating American convoys have been showered with Kurdish gifts as a massive thank you for giving them arms and air cover during the fighting season in Syria.

Specialist, Dean Connor, from Louisiana had a tear in his eye as his Humvee was showered with rotten tomatoes, potatoes and other assorted garbage.

“Boy, it’s so nice to see the good side of the Kurdish people who we armed and gave air cover to during the fighting. We protected and supported their cities, and paid them shit loads of money. Wow! Thanks guys for the great send off, because we’re going home now because the fighting is over. What a great bunch of people.”

The Kurds were showing their gratitude, because without the might of the USA military, they would have been defeated years ago during the war in Syria, which has since subsided.

One grateful Kurdish YPG terrorist Marxist militia member had this to say about the Americans: “Fuck USA! Capitalist swine. I spit on you!”

The Kurdish YPG routinely terrorises Assyrian Christian minority groups in Syria, killing them indiscriminately and turfing them out of their homelands, as well as conducting terror operations in mainland Turkey killing innocent civilians.

Not all Americans are going back for some well-earned R&R and family time back home, some are staying back to guard the oil fields.

Prince William Worried About Harry

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Brothers are brothers, whatever happens, and it is natural that Prince William, who is being fast-tracked to the upper echelons of royalty is concerned for his little brother, Harry.

Prince Harry, is faltering and stuck in a rut with a sociopathic narcissist actress who is slowly tearing him apart, and his world into shreds.

Psychologist Andrea Holman, analysed the situation with Harry and Meghan, and did not come up well with her diagnosis.

“Meghan’s ‘pity party interview’ where she took the starring role with ITV revealed something very serious about Meghan, which many already knew. She is a sociopathic narcissist who moves from person to person, she literally shreds her targets down psychologically to their wounded selves, uses everything about them, takes all she can, then moves on to the next chump. Before she leaves, she will pour petrol over the ruined person, toss a match and walk out the door grinning like a Cheshire cat. Her next target will get the same treatment but will not realise who Meghan is until it is too late. Sociopathic narcissists do not have any feelings for people, it’s all fake, and the only person they care about is numero uno, no one else.”

The only hope for Harry is a quick end to his misery, however now that a child is involved, circumstances have been made a lot harder.

The only way to get rid of sociopathic narcissists is to either go broke, or play their own games, but for poor vulnerable Prince Harry, who is sincere in his actions, and totally naive, with a low IQ, he will have to learn the hard way, and get a full rinsing from this woman, before she moves on to her next target.

Prince Harry, will naturally delude himself, and think things will roll over in time, but the longer this charade lasts, the worse the pain will get as Meghan shreds every single part from his rotting carcass.

News That’s Beyond Satire – Edition I

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Greetings from the world of news articles from across the globe that defy satire. We will try to bring you the headlines that have come to our attention in recent times. There will be no regularity to the updates, because we’re too fucking lazy, but check it out anyway.

An Assortment of Headlines That Defy Satire 

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  1. Man sues Apple claiming iPhone turned him gay – You don’t get crazier than this Russian fuckwit.

“In a suit filed on 20 September, it is claimed a crypto-currency called “GayCoin” was delivered via a smartphone app, rather than the Bitcoin he had ordered.

Crypto-currency is basically virtual money – like an online version of cash – and Bitcoin and GayCoin are some of those currencies

According to the complaint, the GayCoin crypto-currency arrived with a note saying: “Don’t judge until you try”.

“I thought, in truth, how can I judge something without trying? I decided to try same-sex relationships,” the complainant wrote.

“Now I have a boyfriend and I do not know how to explain this to my parents.”

He adds that his “life has been changed for the worse” and he “will never become normal again”.

Apple “pushed” him “towards homosexuality through manipulation”, he claims.

“The changes have caused me moral and mental harm.”

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2. Man, 46, started producing beer in his own STOMACH because his gut became colonised by high levels of brewer’s yeast – We couldn’t even fathom this guy’s special power of being his own brewery, and everyone in the Squib office has been studying this article to see if they can replicate his wonderful condition.

“A man charged by police for drink driving actually had a bizarre medical condition that caused his stomach to brew beer.

The unidentified 46-year-old was pulled over in 2014 and a breathalyser showed he was five times over the drink-drive limit.

He maintained he hadn’t consumed anything alcoholic, but neither the police nor his family believed him.

The man was eventually diagnosed with auto-brewery syndrome (ABS) in 2017, after seeing a specialist at Richmond University Medical Center in New York.”

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3. Prince Harry Calls for End of Human ‘Greed, Apathy, Selfishness’. This headline goes so far beyond satire, there is no way to even comment on it.

Globetrotting Prince Harry has renewed his global call for increased climate consciousness in Africa, appealing on Monday for more efforts to be made to protect the environment against human “greed, apathy and selfishness.”

Harry, the grandson of Queen Elizabeth, made his plea prior to joining an anti-poaching patrol with rangers in Liwonde National Park, Malawi.

He spoke a day after it was revealed a love for international travel by members of the British Royal Family has placed huge pressure on UK taxpayer-funded police budgets.

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4. Japanese rail company apologises for a train leaving 20 seconds early. Over here in Blighty, we are lucky to get a train arriving on time, let alone getting an apology for a train leaving too early we pretty much never get any apologies for any of the infuriating delays or mishaps full stop. You have to hand it to the Japs for their polite almost robotic sense of etiquette in pretty much everything they do.

At Tokyo Metropolitan New Urban Railway Co., Ltd. (Head office: Chiyoda-ku, Tokyo, President: Koichi Kashiwagi), around 9:44 on Tuesday, November 14th, a regular train (down) takes about 20 seconds from the scheduled time. There was an event that occurred early. We apologize for the inconvenience caused to our customers.

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5. Young Girl Arrested At School, Charged With A Felony For Pointing Her Finger Like A Gun – It’s those pesky Americans again, this time going completely over any satirical level measured.

OVERLAND PARK, Kan. (CBSNewYork) A young girl in a Kansas middle school was reportedly handcuffed, arrested, and charged with a felony – for pointing her fingers in the shape of a gun.

 

That’s all for now folks…until next time…if you come across any headlines that you think are beyond satire, send us an email: editorial(at)www.dailysquib.co.uk – all contributors will get a mention.

Bercow Speaker of the House Now More Powerful Than the Prime Minister

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Every decision or attempt to bring in legislation or a deal is frustrated by the biased partisan Speaker of the House, John Bercow.

Through unconstitutional corrupt means, John Bercow has perverted the machinations of parliament to give the remainer MPs the upper hand in every action that is made in parliament by the ailing PM, Boris Johnson.

“Essentially, what we have here is a Speaker of the House, who is meant to be impartial, perverting and corrupting his role in parliament to frustrate and deny the government its ability to govern, which is wholly unconstitutional, and devoid of decency within this place,” a disgusted parliamentary insider revealed.

The worst part of the whole situation is that there are no safeguards in parliament for Speakers of the House that go rogue, and corrupt the institution by perverting the role of the office.

The current government is thus powerless, and at the mercy of Bercow, and remainer MPs to do as they wish in thwarting Brexit, and putting through amendments that will ruin any deal that the government may have put forward.

At this time, Bercow is planning to halt the Brexit deal even being put forward for a ‘meaningful vote’ which has put the government in an impossible position.

The only way out of this situation is to take the Daily Squib’s advice, and bring in a State of Emergency, to halt the corrupt ‘Dead parliament‘ from continuing this morose merry-go-round of profound deviant behaviour by remainer MPs who will NEVER accept Brexit in any shape or form.

Democracy must be pushed through, and a State of Emergency is the only way Boris and co. can implement Brexit cleanly on October 31.

If the government does not do this, then the purgatory will continue ad infinitum and the Conservative party will be ripped apart in any upcoming election.

Harry and Meghan to Take 6 Weeks Off From Permanent Vacation

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It’s a hard life taking private jets and first class trips around the world where your every whim is catered for and you are attended by numerous staff hand and foot.

Meghan and Harry have announced they will take six weeks off during the Christmas period to travel around in private jets and stay in five-star boutique hotels at the expense of the British taxpayer.

Meghan Markle: “I am existing. Not living!”

Speaking to ITV, Meghan Markle told of her anguish: “It is hard. I have an entourage of 143 staff members attending to my daily needs, and travelling with them can be intense, simply because of the amount of luggage we have.”

Indeed, the Duchess of Sussex, Meghan has so many people in her entourage, they have to take a separate plane to get to each destination.

Some of the entourage include a specific sharpie pen holder (sharpies can come in many colours), four manicurists, five pedicurists, twelve hair stylists, eighteen PR officials, and even six diaper changers for baby Archie, who can have violent blowouts at any time.

Prince Harry, has a rather simpler arrangement and even dresses himself, much to the chagrin of Meghan.

Amongst the many foibles the new Duchess exhibits, is a rather unsavoury appetite for freebies.

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Whenever the new royal stays at one of these five-star hotels, Meghan likes to take the cutlery and bath robes and anything else she thinks is valuable. In Frogmore, staff have been astounded at the amount of booty Meghan collects from every five-star visit.

“We find bed side clocks, hair driers, Mormon bibles, and even a stool, amongst all the silver cutlery she has appropriated from these five-star establishments. It’s not only the cutlery, if there is a buffet at the hotel, she will ask staff members to take four of five plates worth of food to her room which she wraps up in kitchen paper and takes home. Most of it is then dumped in the compost at Frogmore because she forgot about it, or it went rotten,” one former staff member recalls.

It is certainly hard work being a new royal and many people are now gushing over Meghan on twitter after her tear soaked interview recently on ITV.

“It’s hard, because like, when I had my £700,000 baby shower in America, I got home sick on the plane back to the miserable Britain where everyone hates me. I told Harry, I don’t want to go back to that grey place where hypocrisy filled celebrities are vilified in newspapers and greed fuelled champagne socialism is given the short shrift.”

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