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Things Must Be Going Well – Tony Blair is in Despair

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Much like Satan may despair not to see a disaster unfold, Tony Blair, is now in a state of despair.

His dream of aligning the UK with an EU that wishes to use us as mere chattel is crumbling fast as the voters slowly gear up to go to the polls for the December election.

The choice seems rather obvious to many who value their livelihoods and their country. To vote for a Labour government that has not seemed to learn the lessons of bankrupting Britain last time, they now vow to do the same thing but five hundred times worse. To hear the Marxist John McDonnell preach about his desire to spend £1.8 Trillion of borrowed money on some pet socialist project that will disappear into a money black hole never to be seen again, the hairs on the back of the neck stand up in blood-curdling fear. How the fuck can these people proclaim these bullshit ideas without laughing out aloud? How many generations of generations of people will be paying for Labour’s dystopian communist hell? And yet, there will be those who have nothing to lose, and everything to gain, voting for these parasitical socialist preachers of hope to the terminally hopeless.

Blair is miserable, and if he is miserable, this means the world is doing okay, and Britain may one day come out of this horrendously insidious EU shadow prison that has haunted us for so long. As Boris says, let us get Brexit done, and those mere words bring Blair to his knees as if an exorcist from the Vatican slams a cross onto the possessed, and steam rises from the burns to his flesh.

These monstrosities have tried every trick in the book to thwart Brexit and deny the people their democracy, they have tried every word configuration to give reason for their desire to halt Brexit, but have failed miserably.

As Blair and Mandy make their weekly sojourn to Brussels to report to their masters, one can imagine the conversations and planning that must go on.

At the end of the day, it is plain weird that Blair has not just accepted a big job in the EU, and left the UK alone to gain its freedom? He is however obsessed with stopping Brexit, and this will be his undoing, along with starting a war that has caused the deaths of millions of people and fucking Rupert Murdoch’s Chinese former wife, Blair has a knack of messing shit up big time.

Who wants to be Tony Blair’s psychiatrist or confessional priest?

CHINA: “It’s Only ‘Fake News’ if We Do Not Like It”

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Reminiscent of Nazi concentration camps, the brutal Chinese education camps have a sinister feeling to them. Here, human beings are herded into the camps from trains, blindfolded and processed, before disappearing into the system for decades, or never to be seen again.

Those that manage to eventually leave are deemed as rehabilitated, their Muslim religion has been purged from their consciousness, and their language assimilated with their Chinese masters. Many are deemed useless, tortured, beaten then executed for the crime of being who they are.

This is the plight of the Uighur people in China today, millions are now languishing in these brainwashing prison camps, denied to exist as they were born into this world, and utterly degraded as human beings, brutalized by an evil communist Chinese state that abhors any sort of freedom.

 

The sad part of this evil, is the same throughout history, as the silence was deafening when the Jews were being persecuted in Europe prior and during WW2, there is the same silence about the systematic genocide of the Uighur people, their culture, their religion, their language is being erased from earth.

To see the Chinese ambassador proclaiming all of this as ‘fake news’ is also another indignity foisted on the Uighur people, not only do they not exist as humans any more but news of their persecution and demise is fake as well.

The precept of calling the truth ‘fake news’ is also prevalent in the West, and the term in its most recent usage was created by Google’s Schmidt to ostracize and persecute viewpoints that did not agree with his own pseudo-Marxist ideology. As Zuckerberg shows off his Mandarin to appreciative communists, Hollywood brings in the Chinese money with their censors, and Google aligns itself to communist China more every day with its totalitarian censorship policies, the liberal West is aligning itself with an ideology that has murdered over 150 million people in the last century.

This is why there is only silence, as the Uighur, an ancient proud people are being systematically destroyed by a communist regime that is applauded in the West, encouraged by the EU, who are adopting many of communist China’s policies, and celebrated by the monopoly tech companies for showing them the totalitarian way of eradicating freedom of expression and speech.

 

Which Online Casino Games are Most Popular in the UK Today?

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Online casino is bigger than ever both in the UK and worldwide. New casinos are cropping up regularly, putting more of an emphasis on the popular games of the moment.

Some online casino games are really moving to the next level. Explore major sites like Betterplay.com today and you’ll find dozens of new variants on the popular games, as well as technological advancements such as live casino. In some cases, big name online casinos are even offering virtual reality gaming!

But what are the most popular casino games in the UK right now? And what will we all be playing as we move into the new year?

Online Slots

Online slots have really boomed over the last 12 months, and we’re seeing casinos and slot sites really go big on their offers in order to capture the imagination of punters.

Video slots are bringing a new lease of life to them and the big jackpots with simple gameplay continue to be a big draw.

Themed slots are capturing the culture of the day and offering relatable content that add that extra level of entertainment. They keep the slots market fresh and that continues to place it at the forefront of casino.

Online Poker

The big poker boom of the early 2000s has never really slowed down and technology is helping make online gameplay more and more realistic.

Virtual reality is going to be huge for this over the coming years as headsets become more readily available and the technology itself becomes more accessible and cheaper to run.

Even away from VR though the poker rooms are full, as punters try to win big. The number of online competitions, some even offering the chance to qualify for the World Series of Poker, is one of the major reasons as to why online poker is such a huge industry.

Online Roulette

The simpler forms of casino games always do well and remain popular and there’s perhaps no bigger game in the casino than roulette.

For many players it’s simply a case of choosing red or black, for the more experienced player, strategies are formed to really boost chances of a prize pot.

It’s a casino staple and really has transcended into the online realms seamlessly. It’s offered in various forms across every online casino, with European the most popular due to its power house edge.

For beginners in a casino it’s perfect, and with more and more beginners around its continuing to be a real force in the casino world.

Blackjack

Another simple but fun game is blackjack. Everyone who owns a pack of cards has played it before, making it a real popular choice. The more experienced players will choose an exciting variant, while those fancying a quick flutter are more likely to play the traditional format.

As with poker, tech is making it more life-like than ever with the introduction of live casino, while VR looks on the horizon too.

What’s more, it’s also the perfect game for mobile gameplay. With the mobile gaming industry worth over $60billion per year, it’s well worth it for online casino companies, and the simplicity of being able to stick, twist, fold, split and double, means only a few options are required on screen.

Disgraced Prince Andrew Exiled to Benidorm

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Anti-royalists are no doubt rejoicing at the relegation of ‘Randy Andy’ Prince Andrew from royal duties, or as he put it, a permanent jet-setting holiday, as Britain’s trade envoy.

The Queen has very astutely summoned her son to the palace to be told the grave news.

“Damage control is the byword here. The palace can’t have a loose cannon firing off all over the place, especially on TV interviews,” a palace commentator revealed.

The American lawyers for the former prostitutes, who the financier, Epstein employed for their services, are now calling for the Duke of York to hand himself in to American justice for his part with the Epstein operation.

Levante Beach, Benidorm
Levante beach in Benidorm, Spain crowded with tourists.

There’s absolutely no chance of the duke going anywhere near America any time soon. He will instead be in Benidorm, Spain, a place where package holiday Britons from Northern England go every year to vomit and copulate in the streets.

“We are not sure Benidorm is the best place for Prince Andrew but he will certainly be welcome here. There are many expats in Benidorm, we welcome him with open arms,” Tony Scott, a prominent expat at the Spanish beach resort told local papers.

Egg and chips, plenty of booze and lots of slappers. Sounds like the ailing prince will be in his own heaven, alas, it will not be St Tropez or Monaco.

Daily Squib Favourite TRY Agency Wins Epica Awards for Humour Second Year Running

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It’s those crazy Norwegians again with their amazing humour and the creative director Øystein Halvorsen for TRY a truly creative Oslo based advertising agency. We are glad the other jurors agreed on our choice for the Epica Awards humour prize.

The TV advertisement was commissioned for a Norwegian supermarket, its key line, keep it simple, and this is true in humour and satire as well, simple but effective implementation will get the laugh.

Once again, the creative team satirised the perils of living in a smart technological house where everything is voice activated, and humours the viewer with the smug technophile getting his just desserts. Sadly, there is not a video feed to Mark Zuckerburg’s smart home as well, where there may also be such hilarious consequences for the over-usage of complicated technology.

Here is last year’s humour gold award for a brief recap:

 

Overall the country with the most winners is France with 88 awards including 12 Golds. The second most successful country is Germany with 72 awards, including 22 Golds.

The most successful network is McCann Worldgroup with 52 awards including 17 Golds, followed by BBDO and DDB who each won 43 awards. BBDO has won 9 Golds and DDB has won 3 Golds.

At the agency level, the standout name is Ruf Lanz in Zurich with 18 winning entries, but no Gold. Another agency outperformer is BBDO New York with 15 awards including 3 Golds.

The brand that collected most awards is McDonald’s with 31, including 11 Gold.

Three days of Epica jury proceedings in Amsterdam have come to an end and the finalists for all genres will be announced on Friday.

Bonne chance…or in Norwegian..lykke til..

Sign the Petition For President Trump to Pardon Roger Stone

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It is in the president’s powers to pardon one of his key strategists who helped the president get elected in 2016, but has been viciously convicted by a 99% Democrat jury in Washington D.C., a state that voted 90.9% Democrat in 2016.

If you feel a partisan injustice has been committed, please sign the petition here: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/pardon-roger-stone-0

The petition already has around 15,000 signatures but needs 87,808 by December 15.

So, come on stand up if you support Roger Stone, who was convicted just for playing the game. Don’t hate the player — hate the game!!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Mr President, Roger Stone showed supreme loyalty to you, he was no stinking rat like that lawyer Cohen, he never threw you under the bus, so it is your duty, as a man of honour, the Teflon Don, to pardon Roger Stone. It will be like two fingers up at those commie bastard Dems who hate freedom and America.

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Please sign the Pardon Roger Stone petition – and forward to all your friends.

 

The #MeToo Mob Out For Royal Blood

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The scent of male blood is in the air but this is not any ordinary blood, it is the blue blood of royalty, and it makes the #MeToo predators wild with animalistic yearning.

“The #MeToo mob have taken down some big beasts, but Prince Andrew will be their biggest prize, and it will for them signify a massive victory against the hated patriarchy. The #MeToo mob do not care about the concubines, who willingly joined the harem of Epstein, they just care for more male blood spilled in the name of extreme far left feminism,” Professor Angela Deansbury, head of anthropology at Oxford university revealed on Tuesday.

After the Duke of York’s disastrous own goal Newsnight extravaganza, it can be noted that Prince Andrew is not the cleverest of individuals, and is so out of touch with the commoners, he might as well be communicating through a courtier.

So what if he lied whilst being interviewed? The common don’t deserve the truth, and so what if he slept with the prostitute, or multiple prostitutes?

If sleeping with a 17-year-old prostitute is his only crime, in England, where the legal age of consent is 16, then it is obviously the fault of the dumb Americans who are now so puritan they make the Dalai Lama look like a sex pest. There seems to have been some kind of Soviet revolution in America in the last decade, because these chumps are whacking around as if they don’t know if reproductive organs exist, and all life on earth is not created by fucking.

As for the #MeToo ‘crying’ prostitutes, who accepted the gifts, accepted the money, and the jet stream shopping trips, they are now not crying because they had sex with old men, but because they lost out on a large pay off from Epstein, who was so mysteriously and conveniently erased out of existence.

Now that the media is out to get the old Duke of York, one can only say utter bollocks to it all, because the royals will always win, and have the higher ground. The Windsors are untouchable, and as much as the tabloids try to beat them down, they will get nothing but pie in their faces. They’re all orf limits, that is, except for Meghan Markle, who is as royal as a greasy cheeseburger served in some dust torn Midwest diner.

Maybe now is the time for a quiet retirement for Prince Andrew, simply because the royal blood has been scented by the jackals, and it is better to have a dignified retreat.

NEW Photographic Evidence Proves Prince Andrew Innocent

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New photographic evidence dredged up from somewhere or other corroborates the story that the Duke of York has “categorically” denied having any sexual contact with an American woman, who says she was forced to have sex with him aged 17.

Answering questions about his links to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein in a BBC interview, Prince Andrew said the alleged incidents “never happened”.

Virginia Roberts, one of Epstein’s concubines, claimed she was forced to do the dirty with the prince three times. The new photograph reveals that the prince was nowhere near that woman, and instead, a lying imposter had in fact taken his place.

“This new picture is proof that the prince is innocent. He did not lie during the Newsnight interview about never meeting the young woman. Does that face look like prince Andrew? Look at his nose for god’s sake, it seems to be growing by the inch! No! Prince Andrew would never lie to protect himself after sleeping with dozens of young women procured for his pleasure all those years ago. Absolute tosh!” a close friend of prince Andrew, Alfred Pinocchio revealed in the Daily Mail yesterday.

It’s a good thing Epstein is not alive today.

Once in a while we include a little gem presented to us by a reader.

Honourable

Copyright © Anna Nolan, 2019

Cripes, what an imponderable
That one oh-so honourable
Should be subject of such panning;
This is not what one’d been planning.

One is simply flabbergasted
To have been put down, lambasted;
Where’s the nation’s gratitude
For one’s famous aptitude?

You must feel, deep down within:
One can’t stay at Premier Inn –
A mansion is what one does need
(One must be mindful of one’s breed).

It may be full of household staff,
But one would never make a gaffe
Of giving them a fleeting glance;
They were all naked? Quite by chance!

Maybe Jeff was “unbecoming”,
But one never saw it coming;
To one, he was just a chum,
And one never has been dumb,

Neither has one been a drip,
Always showing leadership:
One is, clearly, quite aware
How to ditch a billionaire.

One’s weekends are spent a-shooting,
Why should this now need refuting?
And one’s vivid recollection
Is of showing no affection.

Woking does a decent pizza,

But it’s not exactly Ritz – a?
And so one remembers well
All the details – can’t you tell?

One had let one’s side, um, down,
But they really went to town –
British media (damn the lot):
They are like a juggernaut.

It’s a most horrific whammy,
But a ride with one’s own mammy
Might just soften them a tad,
After all, one’s not a cad:

Au contraire: one’s virtue – pure;
And to think one must endure
Such appalling balderdash
And give up a birthday bash!

How did it all go so awry?
One has to face the FBI;
It is as bad as it can get,
And one can’t even break a sweat!

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How to Meet the Locals in Brussels

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Belgium is a beautiful country to move to for expats and students. Also, a tourist hub, Belgium attracts people from all over the world. However, moving into a new country and trying to fit in with the locals is not an easy thing. This is because there are barriers such as language and culture to consider.

You have to be ready to get out of your comfort zone to go out there and mingle with the locals. One of the best cities in Belgium where you can move to and fit in easily with the locals is Brussels. It is not automatic and you have to work on meeting and creating friendships with them. How do you do that?

·      Check the local websites for accommodation

One thing that makes it difficult in a new city is finding the right accommodation especially if you are a student with a tight budget. Brussels attracts many people some of who stay for short periods while others settles into the city for long-term projects and business. To find international student accommodation in Brussels, you can also use social service organizations, and talk to the locals about the most affordable neighbourhoods. The good news is that Brussels is an affordable city and no matter where you chose to stay, transport facilities are excellent and the infrastructure is one of the best in the world.

The Royal Palace in Brussels
The Royal Palace in Brussels

·      Meet and greet

This may seem almost impossible especially if you are the shy type but it is one of the best ways to connect with the locals. Fortunately, Brussels has immense networking events all based on several themes. You can join any of the events that range from cooking classes, dancing classes to sports activities.

Visiting the local restaurants, art galleries, recreational parks and museums is also another way of getting to know the locals. Attending local events and going deeper into the village to find out how the people live is another way of connecting with the locals.

·      Learn the local languages

The most popular languages in Brussels are Dutch and French. If you are not very conversant in either of them, learning both or at least one of them is a sure way of meeting the locals. Interaction becomes easier and you can share ideas and ask all the questions you want about the city without any difficulties.

·      Book a meal with the locals

There is no better way to meet the locals than to share a meal with them. If you find it so hard doing that personally, you can use a service such as Bookalokal that pairs you with people that love to cook and eat. This helps you to get a local to host you and share their food culture and tips on how to cook and get along in a foreign country with ease.

Such services also give you a chance to meet with other internationals holding cook and eat meet ups. You not only learn about the local food couture, but you also learn more from other people from other parts of the world.

Wrapping it up

Making friends and making lasting relationships with new people is not an easy feat and can be very intimidating for some people. Socialising and learning everything there is to learn about the locals is the best way to start the lasting relationship journey. Fortunately, Brussels has friendly people and many opportunities that make you fit in easily if you are willing to give it a go.

UK Population Will Be Forced to Watch Labour’s ‘British Stasi Broadband Service’

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The dystopian future gallops forward each day with huge strides, and at the forefront of this Venezuelan socialist hell is Jeremy Corbyn’s insane ideas to nationalise all internet services in the UK, to present a free communist internet service for all called the British Stasi Broadband Service.

Costing in excess of £100 billion to set up, not including the compensation payments to existing large broadband providers, and the legal court case costs, as well as major infrastructure costs, the deluded Labour hierarchy are adamant that their plan is a viable one.

Let us not forget that Labour’s open door immigration policy will mean that every year 800,000 new users will be added to the Stasi broadband scheme adding further costs to the impossible project.

In addition to the vast costs of initially implementing the internet program, Corbyn and his Marxist Chancellor of the Stasi Exchequer want to tax the internet tech monopolies to run the program. Well, good luck with that one, because it is not in Google, Facebook, Amazon’s remit to pay tax. Blood from a stone is an easier option. These internet giants will simply bypass the UK, and save their billions, because for them, Britain is a small crumb in the big pie.

Another further point about Corbyn’s Stasi broadband program is — could you trust it?

Labour’s central Stasi office will be filling their databases with your personal information to use as they wish. Day and night, the population of Britain will be tracked, monitored and their habits archived for eternity. Say a word against Corbyn, and you could be visited in the middle of the night by Labour Stasi agents, dragged into an unmarked van and never seen again.

Britain will be like communist North Korea or China, where certain news stories will only be allowed to be shown, and heavy state censorship would prevail. If Corbyn wants, he could introduce a great British Stasi Broadband firewall, cutting the UK internet from the rest of the world.

You will be forced to be connected and watch Labour’s British Stasi Broadband Service at all times of the day and night or imprisoned.

This Orwellian nightmare is almost upon us, because there will be the unintelligent Labour voters who are so indoctrinated by communist mantras they will agree to anything that Corbyn and his evil team ask them to do.

See the warnings in history, if Corbyn is ever elected, leave Britain and never look back. From that point on, Britain will have ceased to exist anyway.

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