Cheney and Bush to Personally Oversee Shoe-Thrower Hero’s Torture

TEXAS - USA - The Iraqi journalist who hurled his shoes at George Bush, gaining instant hero status in much of the Arab world, has today been sentenced to three years torture at the hands of Cheney and Bush.

House Prices to Drop by 55% to Enable Soviet Housing Schemes

LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown's plan of bankrupting Britain is working according to senior members of Whitehall's Politburo administration.

Brown Has Weekend Movie Session After American Trip

LONDON - England - Unelected prime minister, Gordon Brown, has been watching movies all of this weekend.