‘Google Set to Buy Daily Squib’

LONDON - England - Google is in late stage talks to buy the best news site on the internet, the Daily Squib, according to reports on the influential technology blog TechCrunch and insider rumours.

G20 Stimulus Plan Biggest April Fools Joke of All Time Admit Leaders

LONDON - England - Headed by unelected clown, Gordon Brown, G20 leaders admitted after the summit that the whole affair was an elaborate and unfunny April fools joke.

Big Brother is Watching: Surveillance Rectal Implant Box to Track Citizens is Backed

LONDON - England - In the next episode of Labour's surveillance society, the government is backing EU proposals to have tracking boxes installed in every citizen's rectum.