Obama Secretly Consulting Witchdoctors to Save U.S. Economy

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Barack Obama has been secretly consulting African witchdoctors on how to solve America's economic crisis, senior White House aides have revealed.

North Korean Pizza Toppings Cause a Stir

PYONGYANG - North Korea - The launch of Pyongyang's first pizza restaurant brings to fruition a ten-year effort by dictator Kim Jong-il - a renowned gluttonous pig and lover of western food - to create the perfect pizza and pasta in his homeland.

Posh Spice Swallows Pea in Dinner Drama

LOS ANGELES - USA - Victoria Beckham was today embroiled in a transatlantic culinary fiasco that has gripped the world's media.