15 Yr Old Boy Awarded ASBO For AK-47 Shooting Skills

MANCHESTER - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today awarded a fifteen year old boy an ASBO in recognition for his shooting skills on the public rail system.

Archaeologists Find Preserved Mummy in Milan

MILAN - Italy - A tattooed mummy has been found in Milan which archaeologists say is one of the best-ever relics of a civilisation that ended more than 1,300 years ago.

Bush’s Radioactive Dinner Jacket Party Plan in Iran

WASHINGTON DC - George W Bush and French President Nicolas Psychozy are scheduled to attend a dinner jacket ball on a sinking oil tanker in Iran's Strait of Hormuz soon.