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Brain Damage: Elon Musk Versus Mark Zuckerberg Cage Fight

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Brain Damage: Elon Musk Versus Mark Zuckerberg Cage Fight

Some people would say some of these characters already have brain damage, but all kidding aside, repeated blows to the skull in a cage fight between the two billionaires Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg could increase the levels of brain damage.

Most boxers and MMA fighters receive a considerable amount of brain damage during their careers and fights. Repetitive hits to the head increase the risk of long-term neurologic conditions like chronic traumatic encephalopathy, cognitive and behaviour problems and parkinsonism.

This is why it would actually be highly entertaining to see two billionaires, who have supposedly used their brains so well to create such great wealth, beat themselves to a pulp for an audience.

“Personally, I would enjoy watching a match where Zuckerberg becomes a vegetable afterwards. Here is this robotic guy who has a huge brain having it smacked around his skull at great speed. Sure, he’s not a career fighter, but permanent brain damage only needs one or two heavy blows to the skull. Depending on the force of the hits to the skull, the mighty Zuck could easily become as useful in the brain department as a piece of fucking celery. What happens to his empire then? No more Instagram or Facebook. Let’s look on the positive side here,” a man at a bus stop commented.

Elon Musk said Friday that his much-hyped cage fight with Mark Zuckerberg would take place in Italy, as authorities there confirmed talks about hosting a “great charity event.”

More billionaires need to get into the ring to beat the living shit out of each other. For entertainment purposes, it just does not get better than this.

ACMA Pressures Curaçao Over Offshore Online Casino Operators

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ACMA Pressures Curaçao Over Offshore Online Casino Operators

The Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) is getting tough on overseas online casino operators who are offering their services illegally in Australia. The Australian online gambling industry has exploded in the last few years, despite the fact that online casinos cannot currently be licensed out of Australia itself. No small contingent of these operators have been servicing many Australian clients from the tiny island nation of Curaçao, near Venezuela.

Moreover, the ACMA has cautioned Curaçao that over 90 operators registered in the country have been letting Australians gamble on their sites illegally. This is despite being warned by the ACMA that said casinos were breaching Australian laws pertaining to online gambling. Rather than resorting to such illicit sites, players based in this jurisdiction are advised to play australiancasinoclub pokies, since providers listed here are trustworthy and fully licensed.

Things are changing in Curaçao

Curaçao, a tiny island off the coast of Venezuela, has four major licences dished out to a number of licensees, however, these licensees can also then offer sublicenses to other online casinos that offer offshore services. These sub-licensees have little oversight by Curaçao itself, but rather are governed by the companies that hold the master licences. This unique situation has put the Finance department of the nation in the spotlight, due to pressure from international gambling bodies.

In response to this pressure, Curaçao is introducing a different licensing scheme, which will go into effect by the end of 2023. The new scheme will require current sublicense holders to apply for a new licence with the overseeing body in Curaçao.

This represents a large change for the country, and it will be interesting to see what the effect is on the online gambling industry that has sprung up over the past years. It may now be trickier for companies to register an online gambling business from within the country than it has been in the past. However, the country has noted that there will not be much change for the operators who are currently under sublicenses.

The terms of the new licensing have not yet been released, nor is there any confirmation of the final announcement of the new scheme.

The ACMA and Curaçao

The ACMA has taken a stronger stance recently, as they chase not just operators themselves, as they have done in the past, but follow up with countries who are licensing these operators. Of the 90 operators licensed in Curaçao offering their services illegally to Australians, plenty of the sites are distinctly geared towards Aussie players. Phrases like “G’Day Cobber” have been used in online advertising, alongside Australian imagery and other shady practices. These sites are not just offering their services indiscriminately globally, they are marketing directly to Australians.

Despite notices to cease these operations, as well as other stoppages like IP blocking, many of the sites continue to operate, which prompted the ACMA to approach the government of Curaçao directly.

While the ACMA can ask other countries to change their licensing conditions, these countries are under no obligation to make any changes, since it is their own jurisdiction and it is up to them to govern as they see fit.

Online gambling in Australia

Online gambling is skyrocketing, just as it has in the rest of the world, with plenty of Aussies placing their bets at online operators. While Australia offers licences to sports betting companies, casino operations are currently off the table and are likely not going to be offered any time soon.

Australia’s largest casino company to date, Crown Casino, has been in the news over the past few years, thanks to its shady offerings and flouting of laws. The operator is currently under fierce scrutiny and has copped fines, denial of services, and more stops, in response to investigations into their business dealing. Unfortunately, this has tainted the casino industry within the country, and other operators are feeling the effects.

For legal sports betting, however, things are a different story, with the advertising of services everywhere and more and more people picking up a betting app or two.

Offshore online gambling

Despite countries like Australia not offering online casino licensing, and banning offshore gambling sites from serving their people, it still happens. As the players do not get into trouble with the law, and neither do the casinos themselves, as they do not technically operate within the country, it makes for a very grey area. Places like Curacao can offer licenses which operators can then take advantage of to get around these sorts of rules. Because there is no international law regarding how all this works, it is
up to bodies like the ACMA to try and approach these topics diplomatically with their international peers – to varying degrees of effectiveness.

Government Preparing Population For Alien Announcement in 2027

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Government Preparing Population For Alien Announcement in 2027

Aliens really exist. For the past 70 years, the U.S. government has been covering up and using disinformation techniques regarding UFOs/UAPs. With the proliferation of strange craft being sighted, the government has had no choice but to start preparing the population for the introduction of extraterrestrial intelligence in 2027.

Slow Drip Method

What we will see for the next few years is a drip of information released, not only from the government, but from former intelligence officers like David Grush. The purpose of these disclosures in Congress and through the media is to prepare the population for not only the introduction of extraterrestrial beings but of advanced technology far superior to human capabilities.

Predictive programming will be utilised in TV programs, films and other medium. The reason for preparations is that when the aliens make themselves known in 2027, the powers do not want mass panic to ensue. Therefore, the slow drip of information should adequately prepare the population from future extraterrestrial complete disclosure and presentation. Furthermore, the complete disclosure of alien beings could also impact on parts of the population are very religious. By disclosing that extraterrestrials exist could cause some people to realise that their religions are completely man made myths utilised as a mental control system for thousands of years.

Global unity may need a global threat, so this is another good reason where extraterrestrial beings could be used as precept to present a threat to humans. It is known that some aliens are not friendly to humans. Due to their abilities, some of these creatures could be using and manipulating government officials telepathically.

Why Not Tow Illegal Channel Migrant Boats Back to France?

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Why Not Tow Illegal Channel Migrant Boats Back to France?

The problem of 100,000 illegal Channel migrant boats coming to the UK could be solved by utilising a very simple solution. When the boats are detected coming over, or have landed in UK territory, the boats full of illegal migrants are towed back to French territory, where it will be up to the French Navy to deal with them.

By utilising this solution, the ruthless people traffickers, who are making huge profits out of the misery of these people, would be stopped.

All that needs to be done is that these illegal Channel migrant boats be towed back to France. You cannot get a simpler and decisively clinical way of dealing with this terrible problem.

If the Rishi Sunak government had any guts or balls, they would implement this solution immediately.

Furthermore, the 100,000 illegal migrants who are now already in the UK should be put in ferries and taken back to Calais. That is another, even simpler solution to the problem.

No doubt the French authorities who ferry the migrants across the Channel daily would not like this solution, but — fuck them, and fuck the ECHR.

Woke Teacher Identifies as School Pupil Only On Tuesdays

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Woke Teacher Identifies as School Pupil Only On Tuesdays

Woke Geography teacher, 43, Ed Papsmeyer identifies as a school pupil every Tuesday at his Bristol comprehensive school.

“I like to play in the playground kicking a ball around, giving other pupils wedgies and shouting back at other teachers. It’s fucking great,” Papsmeyer revealed to the BBC.

Due to his bad behaviour, the teacher has already been handed many instances of detention and told to visit the headmaster for a talk.

“Last Tuesday I was in Maths and I jumped up on the desk for no reason at all, slapped my bum and farted violently. The other kids all cheered and love my crazy antics.”

These are strange times in the ‘education’ system, with some pupils identifying as ordinary objects or cats, teachers are also identifying as pupils like Mr. Papsmeyer.

When it comes to Wednesday, Mr. Papsmeyer is back to teaching pupils about climate change and global warming.

Comrade Corbyn For London Mayor – Prepare For Mass Exodus

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Comrade Corbyn For London Mayor – Prepare For Mass Exodus

As if it was not bad enough living in the dystopian nightmare hell of London under Sadiq Khan, now Comrade Corbyn, (Agent Cobb) is looking to become London Mayor. Not only will this precipitate a mass exodus from the capital city, but for those who have no choice but to stay, it will involve an even more horrible existence.

Just when you thought things could not get worse than mass London crime; daily stabbings, machete attacks, indiscriminate shooting, vandalism, arson and brutally violent theft as well as carjacking, bumper to bumper traffic, punitive taxation, impossible prices for everyday utilities, food prices through the roof, soaring energy bills, surveillance cameras everywhere that do nothing, ULEZ taxation, and Marxist LGBTQP, BLM, Trans indoctrination everywhere starting in kindergarten.

Permanent Stasi Lockdown

Former Stasi agent, Jeremy Corbyn has a plan for London, and it will resemble something like East Berlin during the Cold War. There are rumours that the London Mayor wants surveillance cameras not only on the streets but directly in homes. There are also plans to build a 200-foot-high wall around the M25 with armed guard towers.

Many of Generation Z, who have no idea of privacy and are huge Corbyn fans, calmly agree to being monitored indoors as well as outdoors.

CCTV In Homes

“I don’t mind if Jeremy Corbyn and his wonderful Stasi loons watch me wiping my arse in the toilet. I can even show the camera the sweetcorn left on the soiled toilet paper. Whatever they want to watch, it’s all fine with me,” Jenny Seamore, a BLM activist and member of her student communist party, revealed to the BBC.

It’s hard to find anyone who speaks English in many parts of London these days, but things will get worse even than Sadiq Khan’s third world policies. Jeremy Corbyn would invite even more poor unskilled unemployable people from all the third world nations across the globe to London. Forget about the NHS, or ever seeing a GP ever again, or sending your kid to a school.

There is only one solution — exodus.

Bonkers Prince Harry Now Thinks He is an Egyptian Pharaoh

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Bonkers Prince Harry Now Thinks He is an Egyptian Pharaoh

Bonkers Prince Harry thinks he is now an Egyptian Pharaoh and wants to be mummified in his own pyramid in Las Vegas alongside Meghan when he dies, his spokesperson Ovid Scooby has revealed to the BBC.

“Harry daily consults a reincarnated Egyptian priestess from Fresno called Amy Schmucker. She looked into her magical crystal ball and saw that Harry is actually the reincarnation of Amenhotep IV, who ruled Egypt during the period of the New Kingdom from 1351 to 1334 BC. He told me that the priestess said some funny words and immediately Harry was struck by this feeling that he really truly was a pharaoh and that he needed to make haste in his mission to build a pyramid as a final resting place, because pyramids take a long time to build and need many workers to push rocks around, or something like that. This means Harry is now more important than King Charles and all the British royal family combined.”

Initially, Harry consulted the Montecito city council on his plans to build a pyramid about 455 feet tall consisting of 2.3 million blocks of limestone. Each block would weigh around 2.5 tons (2267.96 kilograms). So 2,300,000 x 2267.96 = 5,216,308,000 kilograms (5,750,000 tons) of material would be required.

Unfortunately for Harry, Montecito town councillors told the ‘pharaoh’ that he cannot build a structure like that in the protected area, so now he has gone to Las Vegas where there is a pyramid already, and a possibility for another one to be built.

Meghan Markle was also told that she was the reincarnation of Queen Cleopatra, and immediately called Jadajada Pinky Smithers, who congratulated her on her new-found status as Queen of Africa.

“The couple daily invite many Californian psychics into their home, and Meghan Markle once invited a voodoo priestess from Haiti so that she can cast a horrid spell on Camilla. Yes, they are very open-minded progressive people, and should be applauded for their wonderful sense of energy,” Scooby added.

When Everyone’s Supposedly Famous

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When Everyone’s Supposedly Famous

Andy Warhol predicted quite prophetically in the 60s that everyone would have their five minutes of fame in the future. That prophecy has pretty much come true, however the levels of fame have changed drastically and have been watered down somewhat.

Famous on the internet

The internet has made billions of people supposedly famous simply by eradicating privacy and making people more accessible and trackable than ever before. The new generation have taken to the loss of privacy like a duck to water and have never known a world where privacy was a thing people valued very much.

The fickle fleeting fame people find on the internet is a very fluid state of affairs where one minute some influencer or vapid Instagram model may recieve millions of hits and go viral for a minute or so before going back to semi-obscure fame on Ye Olde Internet(s). These dilettantes have to go back to buying more social media followers and paying dodgy sites selling views bot traffic and subscribers. If you have enough money on the internet, you can be really ‘famous’.

Fame does not mean anything if everyone is famous, much like if there was gold everywhere, it would be as valuable as any other ordinary rock. This is why real fame has sort of done a U-turn, and the only people who are left out of the roll call of the internet are the actual famous ones.

If you have a Facebook or Instagram or any other social media page with your real name, you are a compromised individual who is now supposedly ‘famous’, and are now especially known to the millions of shark companies/intelligence agencies/police mining your data, so they can target you better to sell you cheap toxic plastic trinkets from China, or arrest you at three in the morning.

The internet dilutes fame, especially on social media. Now on Twitter, any wanker can buy a blue check mark for $8 per month and be recognised next to some inconsequential rapper or influencer. Your name is next to this guy or girl, it is just a name in a list of billions on the social network, and this is the reason fame is diluted. The worst part of this is when people who acquired fame before the internet come onto a platform, and they start to spill the beans to everyone about their haemorrhoids, or have a hissy fit because they suddenly realise they are just another name in the list of suckers sucked into the data mire of manure, no one has respect for these people ever again. Your previous fame and status have been summarily sucked out of you ass first. With all mystery and enigmatic fame ruined on social media, many previously famous people are thus reduced to nothing but being another Joe or Jill talking about their toenails or some other personal detail that no one wants to know. As for your opinions? No one cares because it is all data swimming around a big fucking vacuous bowl. You see that, skip that, see another bit, skip to another piece of info, all completed in seconds. With people now having their brains altered via the internet, there is little or no patience, which filters into real life as well. Things, tasks, have to be completed immediately, and as for traffic on the roads, woe betide you if you don’t move away from the lights quick enough.

When everyone’s famous, the truly valuable people are the one’s out of the list or are anonymous. They are the rare commodity, the valuable rare diamond or bar of pure gold worth something more than the others. Supply and Demand.

A Beautiful Moment to Lighten Up Your Day

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A Beautiful Moment to Lighten Up Your Day

Sometimes it’s good to share a delightful clip or two on the internets, and this is what we are doing today on the Squib. This is a beautiful moment in time, encapsulated in glorious detail, that will have you smiling all day.

The joyous episode was captured somewhere in California, a state run by people who pass silly laws that benefit no one, and contribute to the misery of millions of folks who are unfortunate enough to live there. These idiots even plan on bringing out a new law which will make it illegal to stop shoplifters.

To see instances of such immediate justice meted out with such fervour is truly a glorious beauteous sight, and even though there will be many ‘progressives’ or should we call the pompous arseholes ‘regressives’, who will not appreciate the sheer beauty and passion of this moment and will whimper into their handkerchiefs — fuck them.

 

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Trump Hired Convict to Help Train Him For Prison

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Trump Hired Convict to Help Train Him For Prison

First rule of prison, don’t bend over to pick up the soap in the showers. Second rule of prison, you gotta be hard, otherwise you get a beat down and become someone’s bitch. These are some of the rules Donald Trump has been learning from convicted murderer Kayshaun ‘crazy eye’ Bubba Johnsons Esquire, 64, who has practically lived his entire life in prison.

Donald is a man on borrowed time, as the radical socialist Democrats are out to get him out of the election race by having him arrested and put in jail. What better way of winning an election by having your opponents jailed on trumped-up nonsensical charges worthy of a Banana Republic?

“Yeah, I trained da man. In prison, people go in and some never get released or are murdered. Every day, we studied different scenarios that could mean the difference between life or death. The guards don’t give a shit man, some even take bets on what happens to people. I seen one new boy, he didn’t last a week before they caught that little chicken in the showers.”

It’s a good thing Trump can still organise his election campaign even from his prison cell, and the ongoing civil war that will no doubt ensue after the Democrat judges convict him for 540 years.

What country before ever existed a century and half without a rebellion? And what country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. The remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon and pacify them. What signify a few lives lost in a century or two? The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure. – Thomas Jefferson

The court hearings will not be televised, unfortunately for Trump, who would play up to the cameras to great effect.

U.S. Politicised Biased Weaponised Sham Trials

  1. Democrat judge
  2. Democrat jury
  3. Democrat state
  4. Democrat politicised judicial system
  5. Democrat media bias

All in all, this is a sad day for America, not only was there fraud committed during the 2020 election, but the entire illiberal woke bureaucratic system is weaponised against Trump and his followers with witch hunt after witch hunt.

Meanwhile, Hunter Biden and his dad are laughing their asses off as they get special treatment and are allowed to get away with major instances of corporate corruption, drugs, illegal trafficked prostitution, and all the other shit.

Whatever happens with the biased punitive indictments, Trump is up for 2024 election, in or out of jail.

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