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Lactating HIV+ Trans Male Who Identifies as Non-Binary Female Cat Donates Milk

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An HIV+ transgender biological trans male has been allegedly “breastfeeding” a group of babies at a breastmilk donation centre with secretions from his hormonally lactating chest with the support of Canadian medical clinics.

Former men’s rights activist Jim Bob, 52, who uses the name Ginny (Guinevere) Pumpalot on social media, is facing backlash after sharing images of himself chest feeding an infant at the Goldfingers Clinic in Montreal.

“C’mon now open up! I’m going to squeeze out another drop of milky milky! Mama cat got some milky! Miaow!” said Bob as he desperately milked one of his breasts until a pungent clear liquid squirted surreptitiously into a collection bottle.

“This is a wish I have had for decades. My ass egg cracked a year ago on December 13 and I realized I could nurse my adopted babies I purchased. That lit a fire under me, and I have gone from having lean pectoral muscle in March to full B-cups now and growing fast,” he added.

Bob said he was able to feed his seven adopted infants with his pungent clear chest secretions with the assistance of “medical expertise,” including “five physicians in three clinics in two world-class hospitals,” including Goldingers.

“Two endocrinologists, Bowman and Goldfinger, created a protocol to induce lactation in adoptive mothers,” Bob explained in the comments. “It works for trans women as well, it works best when breast growth is mature, but I am taking domperidone while my primary breast growth is underway. By an astonishing coincidence, I live right next to their breastfeeding institute, where I donate my infected chest secretions by the gallon!”

In another post on Instagram, the trans male described how he inserts the female hormone progesterone rectally as a suppository.

“My breasts get a wonderful plumpness and pleasing jiggliness when I have had progesterone the night before… You’ll need some lubricant (personal lube such as K-Y jelly or similar, or silicone personal lube which may be overkill, or some sort of non-irritating oil; I use my own mixture of cocoa butter and shea butter) to allow free clearance for the capsule… Some people simply pop the capsule in their mouth to use saliva, but I like a more effective lube,” he commented.

He also revealed he’d been HIV+ for over 18 years.

“I am HIV+, continuously controlled for 18.5 years now,” said Bob in a post six months ago. “Transmission through milk IS possible, but because I am a female mama cat that means I got nine lives, so I am protecting my kittens by potentially infecting them with HIV.”

Infectious diseases researcher Dr. Marisa Kleinstink told the media in a statement that although she’d been helping Bob monitor his HIV at the Chronic Viral Illness Service of Montreal, she denied involvement in his “transition” or his efforts to induce lactation.

“It’s important to emphasize that we do not recommend breastfeeding for people with HIV, as this is the only way to be certain that no HIV transmission will occur after a baby is born,” Dr. Kleinstink said in her response. “However, guidelines have evolved over time with the recognition that the risk of transmission is very low when HIV infection is undetectable with effective therapy…If, after informed discussion, a person expresses a wish to breastfeed they may choose to do so provided they are willing to follow a close protocol of viral monitoring and have their baby followed closely with paediatric specialists who would generally recommend that they receive preventive medication.”

Dr. Kleinstink added that she had referred Bob to an endocrinologist after he expressed a desire to chest feed.

Useful Idiot Jeremy Hunt Saving Spending War Chest For Labour to Spend

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One thing about a useful idiot is that they’re too fucking stupid to know that they are a useful idiot. Cue Jeremy Hunt, the Scrooge of the Exchequer who is not doing any favours for the Tories. Instead of doing some spending on lightening the load for taxpayers, maybe win a few votes, this guy is making life more miserable for everyone, including the MoD who really need some money at the moment to defend Britain and stuff like that.

Sure, we are not asking for some sort of profligate spending spree à la Sunak or Labour, but a little easing of the cogs would suffice.

The horrible thought does occur though that because of Hunt’s transience, when Labour does win the election, which they will probably do now for certain, they will have a massive purse left over from Hunt’s Scrooge of the Exchequer days to spend willy-nilly as they please.

That’s of course in stark contrast to the last Labour government we had under Gordon Brown when Liam Byrne, chief secretary to the Treasury under Gordon Brown, left a note for his successor stating ‘I’m afraid there is no money!’. Years of horrid coalition government austerity (poverty) ensued.

Maybe useful idiot Jeremy Hunt, who is meant to be in the Tory Party, should leave a little note for the next Labour government saying ‘It’s all there, I saved it for you to spend it all on useless tinpot socialist projects that amount to absolutely nothing. Enjoy!’.

Historian: Woke Black Vikings Invented Hip Hop in Norway

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A prominent Google historian has posited that woke black Vikings from Norway invented Hip Hop and rap music in the year 800 AD.

Professor Wendell Donquey Jnr. III Esquire, a woke academic of the Google AI History Faculty, came to the conclusion when he was doing some new research at the Google Campus in Mountain View, California.

“This is dedicated to the niggas that was down from day one! Da muffugin’ Vikings! I’s tellin’ y’all mufuggas! I axed da Google AI machine to mek me an image of a Scandinavian Vikin’ ‘n’ shiet. Hit me up wit a cracka! Nex muffugin thang I see is a photo of a nigga as a Viking ‘n’ shiet. Nawatam sayin’? It wuz right there clear as a big ass strappin’ mandingo climbin’ a tree — a muffuger Viking black man. Dis proofs right there dat de vikings were black as the night. We now inclusiverizing da history ‘n’ shiet! Dis is gonna re-writize history right in yo jizzoes! I’m finna writerize a historized book about dis shiet!”

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The Vikings were black

According to the professor, the Vikings were all black and invented hip hop music as well as the African American musical genre of rap music, which is so prevalent in the music business up to today.

“Wen dey was in dose ships sailin’ inda wind dey be rappin’ n doin’ beatbox! Dey invented Gangster Rap, y’na lak IceT and Snoopy Dogg! Us Vikings pillagerized da world ‘n’ shiet! Folks were scared of us cuz we wuz da OG Viking niggaz! Yanumsayin’?”

In the year 1030, according to professor Donquey, the Vikings invaded Britain and brought hip hop rap culture to the Anglo-Saxons and Celts.

“We brought those Brit ass inbred muffuggas rape culture! Before they did not know such thangs but we wuz raping ‘n’ raping lak it wuz goin’ outta business! Oh shiet! I meant I wuz finna ta say ‘rapping’ we wuz rapping not raping! Uh mebbe a lil rapin’ here or there. Pillagerizing wuz whut Vikings did! Did I also mentionize dat Cleopatra da  mufuggin’ queen of Egypt was black too?”

Professor Donquey’s historical analysis and research is so intriguing that he has been prompted to tour all the universities of California and Portland, Oregon, the woke paradises of progressive inclusivity, to share his wonderful work with the indoctrinated woke students.

“Imma axe y’all ta respeck our black Viking history. If y’all laff at me or tells me dis is bullshit Imma finna gots to get Medieval on yo azz! Yanna jus’ lak our Viking ancestors did ‘n’ shiet! Na hook up a Viking brudder wit a Philly blunt ‘n’ a forty! Hmmm, hmmm, triple cheeseburger, some fries and a muffugin’ couple sodas ‘n’ shit… hot apple turnover and all that old shit, nigga! Ooh, I’m ready to get my munch on. Dayum, my last joint, don’t fuck wit’ me, fool! Pass the bud, Who got da dub sacks?”

Google CEO Sundar Pichai Arrested by Woke Black Nazis

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Woke black Nazis have arrested the Google CEO Sundar Pichai in New York City, reports have just reported. It is not known precisely why the Google executive was arrested, but some rumours milling around state something about artificial intelligence.

“Sundar Pichai, the Google CEO, was attending a seminar about Google’s new AI engine called Gemini. Suddenly, a group of black Nazis started shouting and goose stepped up to the podium. They then asked for Pichai’s papers. ‘Your papers are not in order!’ one black Nazi soldier shouted and grabbed the Google CEO by the scruff of his scrawny neck. The troupe of woke Negroid Nazis then frogmarched the bewildered Google CEO out of the venue into the street,” CNN reporter Arthur Fargas revealed.

It is not yet known where Pichai is being held, and for what reasons he was arrested by the woke inclusive Nazi police.

One man who witnessed the entire spectacle said, “See, the Nazis are not so bad after all, they’re inclusive by including black people. I as a woke identifying person feel much better about Nazis now. Thank you, Google.”

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Tinpot Sunak Rwanda Plan: £1.8 Million Per Migrant Cost

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Not only will it cost £12,000 per migrant’s plane ticket to Rwanda, overall, the total costs would be £4.8 billion, which works out as £1.8m per asylum seeker for repatriation to Africa. The cost of the Rwanda scheme is now set to top half a billion pounds, and is rising daily. The idiotic PM is set in his losing profligate plan and will no doubt be punished further in the polling booths across the nation when the General Election comes around for his complete blindness to his own lunacy.

The Home Office has granted 1.4 million fast-track visas to migrants within the past year and is fast tracking immigration. Abuse of the UK’S working visa scheme is rife. The Home Office issued 275 visas to a care home that did not even fucking exist, and another 1,234 were given to a company that stated it only had four workers when it was given its licence to operate. These are a small sample of some of the hundreds of thousands of working visa abuses the Home Office has turned a blind eye towards.

The Office for National Statistics (ONS) estimates that net migration to the UK was 745,000 in 2022. The latest official estimates show that net migration in the year to June 2023 was 672,000.

Rwanda Plan

Rishi Sunak is also responsible for the massive levels of debt accrued by GB PLC during the covid pandemic with his huge spending sprees that amounted to nothing apart from increasing the UK’s debt mountain.

Instead of sending migrants to fucking Rwanda, all the government has to do is put illegal migrants in ships and send them back to France. That would solve the problem without vast costs to the taxpayer.

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Economic migrants seeking a life of luxury on UK benefits posing as asylum seekers are at the moment being serviced in 4-star hotels across the country at a cost of £8 million per day, which equates to £2.9 billion per annum.

The fact is that as long as the UK is ruled by foreign courts like the ECHR and UN, the supposed sovereign nation will NEVER have control of its own borders and yet Rishi Sunak has completely ruled out leaving the ball and chains of the these foreign courts dictating what the UK can and cannot do.

Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda plan is a sure election loser, as much as his profligate socialist spending.

The entirety of this mass unfettered migration naturally results in public services that cannot cope; there are no new houses being built, no new hospitals, no new schools and the entire travel infrastructure is crumbling under the massive strain.

Biden Family Profited Off US Fentanyl Crisis Funded By Chinese Triads

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The corrupt Biden family have profited off the US Fentanyl crisis that is killing thousands of Americans daily. According to details from a new investigative book, the Biden family received $5 million from the business partner of “White wolf”, a Chinese Triad gang leader who founded the Fentanyl drug trade route to the USA. Fentanyl is a 1000 times more powerful than heroin and is decimating large swathes of the United States with chronic addiction and overdoses.

The art of killing

During Joe Biden’s tenure as Vice President under Obama, the Biden’s courted business with the Chinese tycoon Ye Jianming, the chairman of CEFC China Energy Co., which had strong ties to the Chinese Communist Party.

Ye Jianming and the Triad drug boss White Wolf set up the Shanghai Zhenrong Petroleum Company together. White Wolf’s Triad gang, UBG “United Bamboo Gang”, also has a “partnership” with Mexico’s Sinaloa Cartel and helps them in the production and distribution of fentanyl in the United States. UBG helped to turn “the Sinaloa Cartel into the King of Fentanyl,” according to a Mexican investigation of the cartel.

The Biden family are directly complicit in fomenting the huge increase in Fentanyl distribution across the USA blighting many cities and causing the death of hundreds of thousands of Americans. This direct link with the Chinese triads and Mexican cartels as well as the Chinese Communist Party are one of the many reasons that Joe Biden as the so-called President of the United States turns a blind eye to the drug distribution chains fomented by Chinese Triads and the Mexican Cartels.

There is a reason why the Biden family owns many vast luxurious properties, and can live lavish lifestyles. It is strange that Joe Biden could afford such riches on a simple government salary.

Because the Fentanyl crisis is also linked to the CCP in order to destabilise the USA, Joe Biden has been cautious to criticise the Chinese premier Xi Jinping. If he were to voice his displeasure on the Fentanyl pipeline to the USA, the funding to the Biden family from these corrupt criminal organisations may be jeopardised.

Thanks to the Biden family and progressive socialist ideology, US cities like Portland, Oregon are now frontline zones of drug death and mayhem, deteriorating every day further into the mire of Fentanyl fuelled zombie apocalypse.

Reform: Saving Britain the Common Sense Widdecombe Way

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The whip cracks to the strains of Abba as Ann Widdecombe takes to the stage much like a tornado takes to a Floridian coastline. This is a woman who can only speak sense and nothing else, and should be venerated as Britain’s true saviour, especially regarding the fields of mass unfettered immigration, law and order as well as real fucking fair rights.

You may not agree with what Ann Widdecombe says, but that’s because you have no sense of true right and wrong. You must learn, you must appreciate what Ann Widdecombe says because her voice is the shout of the Magna Carta, the shout of the silent majority and the shout of ancient Britons.

Freedom means everything to this woman, and it means a lot to us at the Daily Squib offices. We need to bring back our liberty, our freedom for expression without persecution and cancellation. We must tolerate other people’s opinions, and this Christian woman rightly wants Christians to be treated in the same manner as other religions are treated. This is only fair for every Christian, if you believe in Christianity or not, this is a religion that is becoming more and more marginalised.

Ann Widdecombe is the antidote to the horrid Marxist woke high priests of fake morality, as much as the Daily Squib has always fought against. This is why when we were afforded an interview with Ann, we were truly honoured.

This coming election, a message must be sent not only to the failing incompetent Conservative Party but to the failing lacklustre Labour Party as well — WE’VE HAD ENOUGH!

There is No Common Ground With Sunak

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For leaders to be effective, they have to have some relatable qualities — Rishi Sunak has none. As a prime minister, and Indian billionaire, Rishi Sunak is about as relatable to the general public as much as a giraffe relates to a Compact Disc player from the 1990s. There is absolutely no common ground with Sunak and the British people. He is simply a number crunching machine, an automaton, an autocratic robot with zero personality and zero emotions.

No common ground

Why would anyone vote for someone or something that is an unelected entity put into place by unseen forces in the first place? Rishi Sunak is a nowhere man with a nowhere agenda, and this is why the country is in such a state of utter turmoil.

There was never any ‘levelling up’ and there never will be, it was all just an elaborate ruse to placate the foolish idiots in so-called ‘red wall’ areas of the country. The recent sacking of Lee Anderson for simply telling the truth about the London Mayor being an Islamic terrorist Hamas sympathiser surely will increase the level of doubt that many already hold with the unelected PM.

The Last Five Winners of the Ryanair Chase

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The Ryanair Chase stands as a celebrated fixture on the National Hunt racing calendar, captivating audiences with its blend of speed, stamina, and thrilling competition.

Since its inauguration in 2005, this now prestigious Grade 1 contest has witnessed the crowning of champions, the forging of legends, and the display of raw equine talent on the hallowed turf of Prestbury Park.

This year, Joseph O’Brien’s Banbridge is the favourite in the Ryanair Chase odds 2024. However, he looks set to face stiff competition from last year’s victor Envoi Allen and another previous Cheltenham Festival winner in the form of Stage Star.

As anticipation builds, let’s take a journey back in time to revisit the last five winners who stole the spotlight and left their mark on the history of the Ryanair Chase.

2018: Balko Des Flos

In 2018, it was the Henry de Bromhead-trained Balko Des Flos who stormed to victory under the guidance of jockey Davy Russell.

Fancied at odds of 8/1, the then seven-year-old delivered a commanding performance to win by over four lengths — showcasing his class and stamina to secure a memorable triumph in this prestigious contest.

2019: Frodon

The following year belonged to the bold and tenacious Frodon, who captured the hearts of racing fans with his courageous front-running display.

Under the expert guidance of jockey Bryony Frost and trainer Paul Nicholls, Frodon etched his name into the annals of Ryanair Chase history with a stunning victory from 9/2.

Frodon’s win is also noteworthy as it is the only time in the last eight years that a horse trained outside of Ireland has won the Ryanair Chase.

2020: Min

In 2020, it was the turn of the formidable Min to claim glory in the Ryanair Chase.

Trained by Willie Mullins and ridden by jockey Paul Townend, Min produced a flawless performance to outclass his rivals and secure a memorable victory by a neck over Saint Calvados in this prestigious Grade 1 contest.

Having finished behind the legendary Altior numerous times in previous renewals of the Cheltenham Festival, it was fantastic to see Min finally get his moment in the spotlight.

2021 & 2022: Allaho

The subsequent two editions of the Ryanair Chase witnessed the emergence of a true superstar in the form of Allaho.

Another horse trained by Mullins, Rachael Blackmore rode the Cheveley Park Stud-owned horse to a 12-length win in his maiden success before Paul Townend took the reins for a 14-length win in 2022.

Allaho has unfortunately struggled with injuries over the last couple of years and hasn’t been able to have a crack at winning what would be a record-breaking third Ryanair Chase.

2023: Envoi Allen

Most recently, it was the turn of Envoi Allen to add his name to the illustrious list of Ryanair Chase winners.

Trained by De Bromhead and ridden by Jack Kennedy, Envoi Allen was priced at 13/2 in the race odds but produced a scintillating performance to assert his dominance over the favourite Shishkin.

It was the third Ryanair Chase victory in a row for esteemed owners Cheveley Park Stud.

Our Delightful Dystopia of Conformity

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Imagine a world where everyone thinks the same things, says the same things and does the same things. A world where everyone dresses the same, and everyone is a picture of pure conformity amongst the mellisonant words of our feudal lords. This is our beloved woke dystopia of conformity.

There is no privacy in this world because cameras and surveillance systems monitor each person at all times. Your every action and thought is broadcast to the controllers who monitor your behaviour 24 hours of the day. Your data and metrics are logged, filed and analysed. Your habits and distant dreams known.

In this world, there are no secrets any more, as you are watched and controlled “for your own safety”.

The Woke Marxist feudal lords who rule over you are doing this for your own benefit; they really do care for you, they know best, they want you to be happy, to smile through your gritted teeth as you consume their daily effluvia within this mindless prison of utter dystopian conformity.

You must be happy, happy, happy at all times and if you are not, then it will be re-education for you or maybe a mild adjustment to your brain interface. If that does not work, then it will have to be permanent cancellation for you. What a pity! You did not conform, you did not capitulate like the others. You are an aberration, an anomaly, therefore it is the disintegration room for you. Your mise en abyme must be punished, you must be cleansed of all individuality and obliquity.

This is our dystopia of conformity, our Metaverse, our internet, our woke conformist society today and in the future.

The real hopeless victims of mental illness are to be found among those who appear to be most normal. “Many of them are normal because they are so well adjusted to our mode of existence, because their human voice has been silenced so early in their lives, that they do not even struggle or suffer or develop symptoms as the neurotic does.” They are normal not in what may be called the absolute sense of the word; they are normal only in relation to a profoundly abnormal society. Their perfect adjustment to that abnormal society is a measure of their mental sickness. These millions of abnormally normal people, living without fuss in a society to which, if they were fully human beings, they ought not to be adjusted.
 Aldous Huxley, Brave New World Revisited

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