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Brexit Lost: Scuppered By May and High Court

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Brexit Lost: Scuppered By May and High Court

 

Today is a very sad day for democracy within the UK, and Theresa May a Remain supporter is instrumental in denying the will of the British people to leave the EU.

Dithering and Delaying Tactics

Through numerous delaying tactics, and the installation of key government posts of Remain campaign MPs, the Brexit referendum was thwarted.

If the government had repealed the 1972 European Communities Act immediately the EU referendum result would be well on the way to materialising.

The total nonchalance and denial of the EU referendum result is firmly on Theresa May’s head and her appointment of Hammond as Chancellor of the Exchequer was a further sign that May was not serious about the EU referendum result.

Injustice

The High Court ruling today which is intrusive and false, as well as being undemocratic is a further signal that we are currently not living in a sovereign nation and it is totally controlled by Brussels.

During the EU Referendum, MPs had their say, MPs campaigned, and when it came to vote in the referendum, they voted. Therefore, parliament has already had a say in the EU referendum, and by going to the High Court, these traitors have sought to annul a democratic vote which was held on June 23 2016.

This ruling is a shameful reminder that Britain has lost all sovereign status to the EU entity, it is a sad day for democracy, for the will of the people and ultimately for the country.

17.5 Million People Will Vote on Election Day

In these circumstances, we must as a people show our displeasure at being circumvented by not voting during the next election for any MP or party who is EU centric.

This is not over.

Never Forget.

Never Give up.

Markets Do Not Want Trump

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Markets Do Not Want Trump

We can see this in the market reaction to the recent Trump revival after Clinton’s FBI charade.

In all certain terms markets across the globe will continue dropping and if you have any equity in your pension plans, you can kiss that goodbye too.

Trump will bring heavy inflation to America, and the globe, where prices of consumer goods will sky rocket. With heavy inflation and low salary growth, there will be less money to pay your mortgage, and many will default on their payments.

Feeding your family will be a hard task, as the supermarkets raise their prices to never before seen levels. How about paying $14 for a loaf of bread or $23 for some rice.

With the equity markets tanking, the dollar (DXY) will fall to 23 in a matter of days rendering it useless to pay off even a portion of America’s vast deficit. China is already dumping their dollar reserves.

Trump will be forced to cut welfare payments to all dependants citing no cash, but having the welfare bill cut will cause mass rioting amongst those who depend on EBT for food.

Medical insurance, which is already skyrocketing in price will increase by over 400% when Trump tries to rearrange the insurance industry. This will mean only the very rich, like Trump, will be able to afford health care and the rest of the populace will be left in the dirt.

Donald Trump is only doing this for his ego, he does not care for the poor. According to Trump the poor should all be mowed down by bulldozers and erased from America. He will only cater for the very rich, not the average American.

Martial Law

With extreme poverty, there will be civil unrest leading to civil war as some states will seek to secede from the union. Trump will engage the military to quash any civil unrest, however this will be a catalyst for even more unrest.

It is for the sake of you and your family that you do not vote for Trump, he will destroy America from the inside out. He will send your sons and daughters to fight in the Middle East when he brings in the military draft.

There is no going back, once you vote that is it. You will deal yourself and your family a death upon death, a misery so great that you will wish you had not been tricked by his lies, and he is a liar, a business man with many tricks to fool others so he can win through trickery.

The Daily Squib has accurately predicted many future events and we stand by our word. This is our seal of approval, as we have already proven many accurate prophesies that have come to light many years before the actual event.

If you want to die, if you want your children dead, if you want your grandchildren dead, then vote for Donald Trump.

New Song by Michael Heseltine: “Who Snuffed the Dogs Out”

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New Song by Michael Heseltine: “Who Snuffed the Dogs Out”

 

 

Released by the 83 year old former MP’s own record label Ungawa Records, the song is simply about strangling his dog.

“Who snuffed the dogs out? Who snuffed the dogs out? Hezza! Hezza! Hezza!” a sample of some of the lyrics which go on a permanent loop for three and a half minutes include a soundbite from Margaret Thatcher saying “Get orf my neck!”

The eighties drum machine sound is very retro, and also the very realistic sound of a gurgling dog in the background while Heseltine conducts an almighty Tarzan wail makes for interesting listening.

All proceeds of the record will not go to the RSPCA but will instead be funnelled into Heseltine’s latest acquisition, a duck house in his large pond, so he can shoot the shit out of the ducks when they’re trying to nest.

Hook Up Sites Tinder and Grindr Good For Population Control

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Hook Up Sites Tinder and Grindr Good For Population Control

 

Because syphilis can stay mainly undetected if untreated it can remain latent in the body for years. In the late stages of syphilis, the disease damages the internal organs, including the brain, nerves, eyes, heart, blood vessels, liver, bones and joints leading to early death.

Antibiotics are increasingly becoming redundant due to overuse and the WHO has warned of a coming cataclysmic disaster where many ailments are untreatable due to resistance.

“These people are spreading STIs around like candy and soon their diseases will not be treatable. It works both ways, deaths from syphilis and gonorrhoea will eventually cull these populations thinning the herd,” a clinical insider revealed.

What about HIV? Unfortunately it has not had the effect in population reduction that was needed. Although it is still prevalent amongst the gay population, it needs to make more in roads into the heterosexual population to become effective in reducing the population numbers.

Since the discovery of HIV/AIDS it has only killed 36 million, considering the global population is 7.5 billion and growing, it’s a drop in the ocean.

We must therefore encourage more sites like Tinder and Grindr, the more the better. These sites peddle death to the stupid, and less stupid people on earth can only be a very good thing.

App developers need to make in roads in creating more hookup apps tailored not only for the developed world but for the third world, especially nations like China and India as well as the African continent, where population growth is beyond unsustainable.

Once STDs like syphilis explode in these regions, which are wholly untreatable, they will continue to spread like wildfire.

The creators of Tinder and Grindr should be commended for their great works, you have fired the starting gun in the race to reduce the global population before it is too late. Promiscuous risky sexual encounters should be encouraged at all junctures to spread STIs.

Finite resources are being permanently depleted daily, and it is only a matter of time before the Malthusian nightmare is upon us. Estimated projections for global population growth are 11.2 billion by 2023 according to the UN.

This cannot be allowed to happen, so please go on Tinder and Grindr now, and do your bit. You can catch chlamydia, genital warts, HIV, syphilis and gonorrhoea, maybe all at the same time.

Corrupt FBI Influencing Elections

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Corrupt FBI Influencing Elections

 

One can easily fingerprint Trump and his team behind this latest Wiener exposure, however it is the corrupt cronies within the FBI who most certainly are linked to Trump that hold the evidence of their own corruption.

Sure, you say the whole system is corrupt, however trying to influence the elections in such an underhand way is beyond dirty.

The agency should have a foresight system wherein they overlook such electoral discrepancies, especially so close to an election.

Comey, the director of the FBI claims to be an Independent however the evidence presented by his behaviour puts him as a staunch Republican.

Who knows how much Trump promised him after the election is over, no doubt the reward will be delivered discreetly wrapped carefully in little brown bags.

Corruption is endemic in all levels of the U.S. government however to see it played out so obviously for everyone to see like this is a sign that no one actually cares any more. The apathy and nonchalance is astonishing.

Heathrow Third Runway Needed For Influx of ‘Child’ Migrants

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Sadly for Mr and Mrs Petunia of Richmond, this will mean instead of hearing a 747 over your idyllic English garden every two minutes, it will be three times the air traffic every four seconds.

Due to the crocodile tears of the champagne swilling Jihadi talking Lily Allen, the Home Office will fly in millions of unaccompanied economic migrants who claim to be children, yet are clearly fully fledged adults seeking a life as pampered benefits recipients.

Little Mahmoud, age 8, who shaves and is a father of four in his hometown of Karachi, walked into France through the Schengen zone and was directed towards Britain. He and millions of others of his ilk will land at Heathrow’s third runway to live a life of Riley.

Lest we forget the education needs of these designated ‘children’, they have to be educated at primary school and will attend classes with other British children of the same (cough) age. One can imagine little Johnny and little Sarah sitting next to little Mahmoud in the classroom, even though he is 5’9″ and cannot fit on the little chairs. He may even be distracted by the young pert teacher as she bends over to pick up the blackboard chalk, or even worse.

These are the perils of living within a socialist country such as Britain, where logic is completely removed, and absolute fucking bonkers nonsense crazy things happen.

This is also why we need a third runway, let ’em all roll in.

US Election Latest: It’s Over For Trump

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US Election Latest: It’s Over For Trump

 

 

On November 9th there can only be one result, and the Daily Squib knew that from the beginning.

Sure, supporting such a headstrong divisive figure like Donald Trump was a risk many were willing to take as a ‘fuck you’ to the administration, however when you have a candidate that shoots themselves in the foot more than once, you gotta know something is wrong.

The true anti-establishment candidate for any election would definitely be a Ron Paul and son ticket, Trump is just a reality show chump who talks dirty and has the base logical skills within the political mine field of a chimp on tic tacs.

Don’t forget folks, election vote machines of course are easily altered and the mass of immigrants who can vote want a piece of Trump meat to put on their mantle piece after the election.

As for the female-centric ‘progressive’ vote, Hillary is pushing all the right buttons. This is the new age of women, where you have Merkel in Europe, May in Britain and soon Clinton in the most powerful nation in the world. We are firmly ensconced within a feminist world, ruled by women. All primary schools are ruled by women, all pop charts are now predominantly filled by women, 90% of commerce is geared solely to women, and every senior media position is filled and controlled by women. We are being taught, and ruled by the female sensibilities, and the age of the male has disappeared under a stiletto heel firmly crushing the male testicles of masculinity.

Who is to say how the female touch will affect Vladimir Putin, or some Middle Eastern despot? One could almost say the female is the deadlier of the species, and as much as guys like Vlad like to pose in macho photo shoots, having his balls crushed by Hillary Clinton could certainly bring him to heel.

The elite agenda at the moment is to push the female front. Everything female is okay, everything male is not. There is nothing anyone can do about these agendas and schemes apart from sit back and watch the show.

Globalism cannot be stopped, and someone like Trump is too big a threat to the agenda of women seen to be ruling, and the flooding of Western nations with millions of undesirables.

To create further destruction, women are the best conduit, for they come with smiling motherly faces, pleading gentility yet dealing out severity.

Whether it is civil war, mass social unrest, or all out war, these are all accepted symptoms to what is coming. The Controllers welcome it, and they will even encourage the outrage as the old systems, old traditions are slowly quashed, eventually erased completely. The shift from one system to another is not going to be painless, one cannot make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

The future is conflict, economic conflict, actual conflict and all the time the population are mesmerised by social media, and their little TV shows, they are more concerned by their Facebook pages than what is actually going on. By the time they realise, it will of course be too late.

Russia: When Satan Comes to Visit

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Russia: When Satan Comes to Visit

 

The RS-28 Sarmat intercontinental ballistic missile, a new multi-warhead, super-heavy missile designed to defeat anti-missile systems will replace the RS-36, a family of ICBMs and space launch vehicles that entered service in the 1970s and 1980s, Sputnik news reported.

“You’re shit out of luck with this boyo. This is the next step in Russian aggression, so don’t fuck with us. The Sarmat is twinned with Project 4202, a hypersonic glider which, after separating from its ICBM launch vehicle, will be able to accelerate to speeds between Mach 7 and Mach 12, acting like a hypersonic cruise missile, and capable of manoeuvring to overcome any existing or prospective missile defence to reach its target,” Sputnik quoted a Russian Defence Ministry Official.

The missile will carry up to 10 heavy warheads, or 16 lighter ones, or a combination of warheads and countermeasures meant at overwhelming enemy missile defences.

Capable of destroying a land mass the size of France or Texas with a single detonation, this behemoth missile is also protected by stealth technology which shields it from any radar or early warning system.

“One minute you are there. Next minute, a white light and gone. You are dust in the wind. There will be no warning. Russians do not give warnings before attack. You could be anywhere, doing the cleaning, in the office, in the car, one second is all you will have. Voom! Gone, no chance of survival,” the Defence Ministry spokesman revealed.

Russia’s Voyevoda (NATO codename SS-18 Satan), an upgraded variant of the R-36, is now the most powerful missile of its class.   “Among the land, sea and air-based weapons on both sides of the Atlantic, there is nothing even close to reaching its combat capabilities.”

It’s nice to see our Russian friends are so mindful of world peace.

Brain Drain: 1.5 Million Germans Emigrate Due to Mass Migration and Reverse Integration

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Brain Drain: 1.5 Million Germans Emigrate Due to Mass Migration and Reverse Integration

 

Germany has lost 1.5 million professional working Germans in the last decade mainly due to Angela Merkel’s policy of destructive migratory policies and insistence of reverse integration, where Germans are forced to adopt Islamic practices and Middle Eastern cultural norms.

Many Germans are moving to Hungary to get away from the unsafe conditions in their towns and cities, where the police have been ordered to hush up severe crimes like rape, sexual assaults, murder and violence committed by some sections of the migrants.

Where are the real Germans?

“When you have real German people leaving their homeland, this is a sad day for Germany. These are hard working people who benefit their nation’s economy and culture, but are being replaced by sub standard non-professional manual workers with no skills from the Middle East and Asia. We are seeing doctors, engineers, teachers, financiers, all leaving. They have rightly so had enough. This is solid proof that mass migration at this level of speed only creates destruction and benefits no one,” Hanz Fiegel, a former German councillor in Bavaria told news outlets on Friday.

According to Destatis, a German statistics agency, 138,000 professional Germans left Germany in 2015. More are expected to emigrate in 2016.

The deluge continues to come into Germany, and the exodus out also continues. This is a lose, lose situation for a once proud, economically strong country brought to its knees once again from poor leadership and economic suicide.

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Members of Parliament Have Already Voted During the EU Referendum

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Members of Parliament Have Already Voted During the EU Referendum

 

Members of parliament throughout the breadth of the Commons and the Lords were fully instrumental in their viewpoints during the EU referendum. They were there on the streets canvassing, and they were there at the voting booths voting for their preference as were the rest of the nation.

To say that MPs should scupper Brexit now through the use of their own divisive voting agenda is tantamount to treason.

Hilary Benn, whose late father, was extremely anti-EU, is a disgrace to parliament and this country. He has no mandate to propose anything apart from sitting down on his little stool to continue that awful mewling sound that gravitates from his scrawny neck.

You can’t just continue having re-votes until you get the answer you want. That is not democracy, and the Remoaners who support the undemocratic EU obviously have no respect for British democracy or the voice of the people.

The PM should allow discussion, but there should be no vote, because there has already been one. The Houses of Parliament, the House of Lords, the army, the health service, the pen pushers in Whitehall have all already voiced their opinion on June 23 when they all voted during the EU referendum.

Something has to be done about this immediately.

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