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Is John Cleese Racist For Stating that London is Not an English City Anymore? We Investigate

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Recently, Monty Python lord of comedy and satire, John Cleese dared to state that London is not an English city anymore. The resulting outrage on Twitter is further proof that this statement is very divisive in an age of extreme political correctness that fares as a sort of modern gulag of cultural Marxism and has effectively killed off comedy.

We decided to investigate this Cleesian statement ourselves and to discover whether London is English anymore.

To get a good understanding of the current situation, we embarked on a walking tour of many areas of London to gauge the extent of the problem.

Starting off in North London, we ventured clockwise around the city and ended our investigation in the centre.

First off, Highgate, once a quaint village, now a bustling part of the city, resplendent with some celebrity digs, including another Python, Terry Gilliam.

Our reporter asks a random man walking down the High Street whether he feels London is English anymore?

“Nu prea știu despre asta. Îmi pare rău că nu înțeleg niciun cuvânt pe care l-ai spus?” the man says before walking off bemused.

The next stop was Bethnal Green in East London, formerly an area where Cockney gangsters used to frequent.

We ask another person the question.

The burly woman waves her hands in a confused manner exclaiming “Aš tai tikrai nežinau. Atsiprašau, kad negaliu suprasti nė vieno žodžio, kurį pasakėte?” before walking off with her four children in prams.

 

Moving South we end up in Dulwich, once a haunt for a certain Tory PM.

We ask another person the question about Englishness in London.

The African gentleman explains decisively “Angazi ngempela ngalokho. Ngiyaxolisa angiqondi izwi olikhulumile?”

Now in West London, our hopes of finding an answer to the question are quashed once again.

“Я действительно не знаю об этом. Извините, я не понимаю слова, которое вы сказали?”

The Russian gentleman in Kensington then gets in his chauffeur driven Mercedes and disappears into a traffic jam looking confused.

Our investigation ends outside the Houses of Parliament in Westminster.

We ask a lady wearing a business suit walking along the historic building the question.

“Naistina ne znam za tova. Sŭzhalyavam, che ne moga da razbera duma, koyato kazakhte?”

Was John Cleese right all the time? Surely not…but we have to say, things have certainly changed since the Sixties when the Python crew were so prevalent..

 

CREATIVE CITIES: STOCKHOLM

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Welcome to beautiful Stockholm: replete with historic views and Scandinavian aesthetics. The city is built around 14 islands, which means wonderful waterside walks. Our guide is Misaki Tsuchiyama, creative strategist at INGO Stockholm and occasional writer on advertising matters.

The most creative museum or gallery

Fotografiska Stadsgårdshamnen 22, is a contemporary photography museum whose Fotografiska museumcurators know how to surprise the audience with each temporary exhibition. I saw Swedish photojournalist Paul Hansen’s work here and amazed to view the world through his eyes. The top floor café overlooking the stunning Stockholm waterscape is the perfect place for fika, Swedish tea time. Plus the gift shop is a great spot for anyone who wants to take home an arty gift.

The café where you go to read, write or be inspired

Rosendhals garden cafeRosendals Trädgård, Rosendalsterrassen 12. A hidden gem of a garden café situated on Djurgården island. I love to go there on a sunny day sunbathe and check out cute plants. You can pick up pastries like the famous Swedish cinnamon bans. The garden is like an accessible oasis for Stockholmers, where it’s easy to spend hours picnicking under the trees.

 

A restaurant with a difference

Gamla Enskede Matbod Stockholmsvägen 17. A charming restaurant inside a little houseGamla Enskeda restaurant located in a residential square. It makes me feel as if I am visiting a relative’s home for dinner. Very casual and cozy, yet quality Swedish foods. I ate venison steak once, and it was delicious! The staff are friendly and sweet as well.

 

The most creative neighborhood

SodermalmSödermalm is known for a boho-chic creative atmosphere. There is a cool outdoor restaurant owned by a film studio, Bleck, Katarina Bangata 68. It’s a popular summer gathering place for advertising folk. Many vintage shops, book stores, and small select shops to be found here. All in all a nice area to walk around in and get lost.

The store you can’t walk past without going in

Myrorna store
Myrorna store

The thrift shop Myrorna (www.myrorna.se) Götgatan 79. Am I cheap? Maybe. You would be surprised how Swedish thrift shops carry many Scandinavian vintage items. If you are into furniture, books, and porcelain, go get your hands dirty with some treasure hunting! If you prefer your hands clean but still love vintage, Bacchus Antik (bacchusantik.com), Upplandsgaten 46 is your dream antique shop. It offers beautifully selected Scandinavian restored furniture. The retro lamps would definitely add some character to your interior.

European Election Results Prove That Communism is Rife in UK

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Remoaners are effectively communists and embrace the political ideology of communism. They support non-democracy and do not value the result of the largest democratic vote ever held in the UK — the EU Referendum of 2016, where 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU.

This refusal to accept democracy, thus makes Remoaners part of the totalitarian EU Soviet machinery, where these brainwashed people abhor the right to a democratic vote, and detest capitalism as well as freedom.

In the spirit of Stalin and other communist leaders throughout history, Remoaners embrace the unelected officials of the EU Commission and the EU’s mantle of communism in which it dictates its ridiculous collectivist regulations and authoritarian rules.

The Marxists in Brussels are an elite unit of collectivists, much in line with the communist ideology of Lenin and Stalin.

The Liberal Democrats would not know democracy if it hit them in their faces, they are communists, who embrace communism. They are not liberal in any sense, because if you support subverting democracy and embracing the authoritarian rule of an EU Soviet state, how could you be?

The BBC corporation that receives millions of euros from the EU, has no doubt proclaimed that the Liberal Democrat vote tallied with other Remoaner parties like the Greens, means an assured victory for their plan to destroy Brexit. They refuse to even acknowledge the Brexit party conclusively won the European elections. This total disregard for democracy is the key to aligning itself with the doctrine of communism and socialism.

 

Communism within the UK is now part of the ideological makeup of not only millions of people within the population but whole institutions, where irregular underhand funding has created a massive bias against not only democracy as a political ideology, but of capitalism and free market economics.

The communists within the UK are very well-organised, and this is why these comrades in arms, who are willing to do anything for their beloved Soviet EU super state, are a force to be reckoned with. It may take many generations to deprogram these people, and to cleanse the UK’s institutions of the infiltrated communists, but this can only be achieved with a clean Brexit.

It is an anathema to Remoaners that 160 countries operate freely outside EU regulations within WTO rules, and the Project Fear that is applied daily by the Bolsheviks against a Brexit is testament to the sheer level of communist ideology encroaching the population within the United Kingdom today.

The nations and citizens of the EU are an enslaved imprisoned group, stuck in a communist ideology that is increasingly becoming more totalitarian every day. It will soon become insufferable to be imprisoned in this monolithic undemocratic super state, when the EU army increases its hold, and the unelected EU Commission continue their acts of Big Brotheresque dictatorship. George Orwell warned us about this many years ago, and yet the people dare to support a Soviet superstate aligned firmly within the collectivist Communist ideology of the EU.

As mentioned earlier, it will take many generations to counter the deep brainwashing of the EU Soviet state on the UK population, but there are some who are awake, there are some who value democracy and individual freedom — these people voted for the Brexit party in the European elections.

If the UK remains in the EU at the behest of the communist Remoaners and their anti-democratic fervour, it will be their children who will be drafted into the EU army and pushed to the freezing Eastern front to fight the Russians as cannon fodder, whilst the children of the elite EU Commission will no doubt be protected from such suicide.

We can only reclaim our freedom one day by leaving the EU with a Clean Brexit, otherwise the UK and its illustrious historical significance, and democracy will be lost forever, never to return.

Change UK Anna Soubry Celebrates Election Triumph of Winning No Seats

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“We are celebrating our Remainer anti-democratic electoral message of trying to stop Brexit by winning no seats for MEPs in the European elections. Not only that, we achieved an incredible 2,300 votes. This is an extraordinary result and proof that the 17.4 million people who voted to leave the EU in 2016 are wrong and the largest democratic vote in Britain’s history should be annulled,” a jubilant Anna Soubry proclaimed after the election results came in.

Chukked Obama, another Change UK representative was also ecstatic at the election result for his party and was seen rubbing his bald head vigorously with joy.

“Today we have made remoaner history by winning no seats in the EU parliament. This profound victory is proof that the mood of the country has changed because of us, and I demand we revoke Article 50 as early as tomorrow because we have the mandate to do so.”

In other news — firemen at a London house fire that had burned completely to the ground, declared the house safe to occupy again, and the London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, declared London’s blood stained streets with dead bodies covered in stab wounds, safe to walk in.

Ideas That Will Help You Increase Your Wealth

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People are always looking to make a positive change in their lives, a change that will be beneficial in a number of ways. Like when it comes to securing your wealth, which is an important matter to attend to. Earning money isn’t just the only thing that applies to an individual’s wealth. The simple part is earning the money, but you want to be able to hold onto the money you earn, right? While holding onto that money, you want to be able to make it grow too. There are people out there who are always looking to earn more money, make the money that they grow increase by a large margin. Now, there are a number of ways to help your money grow, one is to invest.

There is a lot that comes with being an investor, and you be able to invest the money you earn in order to gain a bigger profit. This means you’ll be able to gain some profitable returns through a number of ways including:

  • Amount of cash flow from real estate or business
  • Value appreciation from real estate, your stock portfolio, and a number of assets
  • The multitude of interest and dividends

It’s not exactly extremely difficult to become an investor, but you’d be facing a large potential of returns. Meaning your money will grow the way you want it to so that you can do more from a financial point of view. The question to think about is why should you invest, to begin with?

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Why Should You Take The Time To Invest

When it comes to investing, well, there are a lot of things that you are going to want to keep in mind. In simpler terms, you will be able to significantly grow your money over time. This is all possible due to the power of compound returns, which are vital. Another name for compounding returns is the Eighth Wonder of the World. Put it like this, a single dollar could potentially grow into millions of dollars which is incredible. It comes down to figuring out where you want to invest your money. You could start by looking into gold IRA reviews, but it doesn’t stop with those. There are a number of investment options for you to consider, and you may take a liking towards a few of them.

Consider Trying Investment Bonds

Essentially, when you purchase a bond you’ll be loaning a certain amount of money to the government or even a company. You can even consider buying a foreign bond as well, it’s typically the US government. Basically, you will be paid interest by the company over the bond’s duration, or life cycle.

There Are Mutual Funds

Now, you do have the option of buying single stocks, but you’ll be able to invest in mutual funds as well. Basically, this enables you to buy what is known as a basket of stocks all in one purchase. These mutual funds are not only managed but chosen by a mutual fund manager. You want to keep in mind that these managers will charge are percentage based fee. This is a fee that will come up with mutual fund investments. In some cases, these particular fees can cause some difficult measures when it comes to beating the market. On the flip side, a lot of mutual fund investors never actually have to beat the stock market to begin with.

There is nothing wrong with pursuing a chance to increase your wealth in order to secure a better financial life. By making the right moves, you’ll be looking a better way of increasing your wealth in the most positive manner possible.

Auntie Ann Widdecombe Coming to Brussels to Breathe Down Juncker’s Neck

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The South West results are in, and auntie Widdecombe is now an elected MEP.

“I can’t wait to come to Brussels and to show that old drunkard how to conduct business in the EU, especially when it comes to dealing with Brexit,” auntie Widdecombe jubilantly revealed.

All those Conservative and Labour shisters who have lost their seats after the biggest drubbing in hundreds of years is a clue that their Brexit position is not appreciated by the voters, and is the fault of Theresa May.

Auntie Widdecombe is sure to sort this whole mess out once and for all.

“I will grab Juncker by the balls and tell him what he has to do.”

The consensus is deliver a proper clean Brexit or die.

Spice Girls 450th ‘Zimmer Zimmer Ah’ Cash-in Tour

Fresh from the High street hairdressers, the Spice Girls now come resplendent with a full set of bingo wings and hungry bank accounts to match.

Their latest desperate venture is a tour because they need money, well, Posh Spice who is the bones behind Beckham does not but the rest do.

“I need a new extension to my Macclesfield council house,” Sporty Spice says as she bemoans the cost of hiring Romanian tradesmen who are putting up their prices everywhere.

“I need a new Stenna stairlift for the mansion some rich chump bought me,” says Ginger Geri-atric Spice.

“I need a new personality because I never had one anyway,” squeaks Baby Spice Bunton with a vacant look. A tall order if we ever heard and one that money can never rectify.

“I need a new man,” says Posh Spice as she looks through a private detective report detailing her husband’s daily and nightly activities.

“I just need more gibsme cash because spent it all, innit,” says Spook Spice shouting like an angry cave woman.

The Spice Girls will all rake in 1 million pounds each for the 24 date tour.

This is not a bad proposition seeing as they do not have to sing one note throughout the 24 date tour.

The Spice Girls who have no talent or musical ability whatsoever have been busy in the studio having experts put down tracks so that they can mime to all the songs on stage.

“We have them sing in the studio, well, they can’t sing per se, they just grunt and besides it is so off key anyway,” one of the engineers says “…but after we digitally assist with Antares Autotune their atrocious voices we have them sounding like angels, and hey presto!”

The Antares technology used can alter anyone’s voice to sing in correct pitch in real time and in the studio.

The Zimmer frame Girls are currently having a refresher course about the art of miming from their first days of fame with a professional mime coach, Ashlee Simpson, who has been recruited for the extensive tour.

“It’s been many years since we been on stage miming so we got all our ‘zimmer zimmer ah’ dance moves together too innit!” says Spook Spice from backstage.

Wishing the Girl Power team a great cashing in season.

Can the Tories Be Trusted Ever Again After Trying to Subvert Democracy?

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The damage caused by the disastrous tenure of Theresa May’s premiership and the cohorts of Remainer saboteurs to the EU referendum result to leave the EU, resulting in a constitutional crisis where British democracy was mutilated, will haunt the Tories for a very long time.

We now have a very divisive and crowded leadership contest amongst the Conservative party to contend with, and more time wasting, which has been the staple choice of tactic for this ailing party.

The results for the European Elections will conclusively prove that the Tory party has deteriorated under May’s pathetic leadership with a massive win by the Brexit Party expected. Not only did the Tories lose a majority of their former voters, but also their funding.

Boris Johnson it seems has come two years too late. He will certainly bring back a breath of fresh air into the party however his folly of voting for May’s surrender deal on the third push leaves many with a bad taste in their mouths. As Farage puts it “it was like Spartacus voting for slavery”.

Even if the Brexit party wins the European Elections, what does that mean in terms of governance? Nothing much. Unfortunately, the Tories are still in government and their party is made up of 90% Remainers in conjunction with their EU paymasters.

We cannot see any positive action in conducting a proper clean Brexit as was voted by 17.4 million people on June 23, 2016. The British parliament is mostly aligned with the Remain camp, and there is even talk from the Lib Dems and Change UK to flood parliament with even more Remainers to subvert and destroy democracy further.

Every day that goes by is a day wasted, and the Remainer anti-democracy contingent are relishing every moment of their cowardice and treachery. With their pockets overflowing from EU backhanders, the corruption stinks to high heaven.

Even if Boris does get in to Number 10 by some miracle – the Remainer Tory hierarchy will do everything they can to keep him out – he will still find a Remainer brick wall in trying to get a WTO Brexit through parliament.

Democracy died a long time ago in Britain and the feudal lord MPs who seek to destroy Brexit everyday are operating a mission without any opposition whatsoever.

Brexit will not be allowed to happen, because the system is not aligned with the democratic will of the people. Our votes do not count, and the destruction of the EU referendum result is proof positive that democracy is well and truly fucked in the United Kingdom.

Confused Theresa May Mixed Up the Words ‘Compromise’ and ‘Surrender’

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The duplicitous liar Theresa May started off her speech today by saying she did everything to honour the referendum result from 2016, but never mentioned her most recent movement to bring a vote for a second referendum to parliament.

May claimed to have achieved a lot during her pathetic premiership, when in reality we all know she achieved absolutely nothing.

With her ‘Brexit In Name Only’ deal which was penned with Merkel looking over her shoulder and okayed personally by Michel Barnier before having the gall to present it at Chequers, May was nothing but a treacherous coward who will go down as an even worse PM than Gordon Brown (another unelected implant).

This cantankerous fool even tried to pass the same bill four times in parliament, almost akin to banging one’s head against a brick wall until your brains start seeping through the cracks in the skull.

What kind of destitute moronic person cannot see when they have lost, and it takes waves of people to make you aware that you have nothing left, it was May’s infuriating intransigence which really showed her lack of basic awareness, living in cloud cuckoo land, unable to govern, a loser of losers?

As suspected, David Cameron today admitted he was advising May during the Brexit negotiations. This is no surprise, and the botched mess the country is in now is testament to his input in the lacklustre proceedings.

Theresa May claims she is patriotic, but would willingly sell out her own country to keep herself in Number 10. Her psychotic schizoid personality devoid of any true feeling, only wavering with anger when she was pushed out eventually after much destruction had already taken place.

Take your awful shoes and your treacherous stoop out of Number 10, you have left this country a lot worse off, and it will take a miracle to repair it now.

To hear May’s pathetic whining voice again will give many nightmares, the mere thought of it reminds us of the sound of nails scratching down a blackboard.

Britain today breathed a sigh of relief, this rogue tortuous destructor of democracy finally resigned after months of desperate people in her own party trying to get rid of her before she committed more severe damage.

Will the Conservative party survive May’s destruction? It probably will, but the Tory party is now a very basic shell of itself.

May claimed she loves her country but all her actions are the reverse of that statement, because May betrayed her country and was about to commit further betrayal by presenting parliament with the opportunity for a second referendum.

Compromise? Utter bullshit Mrs May, what you did was complete surrender, and if you had not been stopped today you would have continued on and on with your dastardly plan.

Mr Trump was right in commenting about May’s removal with the words: ‘It is for the good of the country’.

Theresa May will be remembered as a cling on, the kind found on an arse hair which is very hard to get rid of.

The Deluded Witch is Dead

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The narcissistic woman who ground the Conservative party to the ground and then some has finally bitten the dust after digging in from wave after wave of attacks to get her out.

“It was like trying to shoot a zombie, the bloody thing would not go down,” one Conservative MP revealed.

Theresa May will go down as the biggest loser in the annals of leadership, a Remainer with not one ounce of will to enact democracy with a Brexit.

“She was not a Conservative but a smelly Trotskyite mushy fart,” another parliamentarian quipped.

May pushed her deluded ‘Brexit In Name Only‘ deal three times, and capitulated to every whim of the EU, practically bending over backwards for the name and reputation of Britain to be muddied by her EU masters.

Theresa May had no belief in Britain, and never fought for the country’s future.

Her breaking voice at the end of her truly saccharin vomitous resignation speech was a cry at the loss of her power and not for any altruistic nonsense she spouted.

There is now some hope for a Brexiteer to take the reins and to get us out of the EU properly plus to clean out the swamp of Remainers like Hammond and all the other EU conspirators. We won’t hold our breath though.

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Theresa May campaigned strongly for Remain during the EU Referendum – photo – Twitter