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Can Boris Get Brexit Deal Through Remainer Parliament?

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Yay! Boris Johnson and the EU announced they had a Brexit deal today much to the joy of the Conservatives.

The rushed deal that was bulldozed through EU scrutiny groups and negotiators is obviously peppered with compromise after compromise favouring the EU position.

“The technique of rushing deals of any kind through stringent time tables and deadlines is an old trick utilised by tricksters from the beginning of time. Rushing is key to accepting any deal, people are exasperated, stressed, pushed to the limits so that their judgement is impaired. This way, the EU pushed their little clauses in with ease, because the flustered British were so caught up in deadlines and Surrender Acts. The EU took this all with a pinch of salt, and laid out the structure of the deal, whilst the Brits looked like flustered schoolgirls with their knickers in a twist,” a commentator revealed today.

The GBP rose again on the news but fell flat shortly afterwards as the DUP put a needle into the balloon. Essentially, Northern Ireland would be sacrificed for the Brexit deal, and this is obviously not a good option.

Will Boris and chums get this deal through parliament on Saturday? The MPs will need to get a majority of 320, and with the DUP now out of the picture, as well as most of the Labour party, there are going to be some serious squeaky bums on benches on that day.

Extinction Rebellion Members Facing Extinction

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Extinction Rebellion’s reign of Marxist lunacy in London finally hit the rocks today when commuters took matters into their own hands and pulled activists from a tube train before kicking seven shades of shit out of the bastards.

“It was beautiful to watch. Here was some farted up Islington Waitrose shopping Extinction Rebellion twit waving his Prosecco around standing on a tube train saying we were all going to die horribly for taking the train to work, when he got pulled off like a fat blubbery baby seal into shark infested waters,” one jovial onlooker remarked.

People have had enough as the Extinction Rebellion eco-protest enters its 11th day disrupting central London and major airports.

“Extinction Rebellion is now extinct. We have had enough, and the Canning Town boys showed these middle class ponces and their hypocritical ways where to go. We’ll stuff ’em and put ’em in the Natural History museum for all to see,” another commuter said after dealing with one of the Extinction Rebellion men on the train.

Despite the police arresting 1,711 protesters since Monday, they still keep coming.

The group’s leaders who are trained agitators and paid extremely high salaries by unknown sources (George Soros) vowed to carry on with their disruptive operations on public transport and the roads, simply because they are paid vast sums to organise large crowds of people to protest.

“I’m under contract, so I have to organise and agitate the crowds or I get the sack. Listen, I’ve got a mortgage, three kids at private school, a high maintenance wife who demands Tuscany holidays every year, and a Maserati. I can’t just stop, I’d lose everything,” one of the organisers explained to the Guardian newspaper.

Are You Suffering From ‘Brexit Insanity Syndrome’?

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Have you got the Junckers? Is your brain having a Bercow? Do you want to projectile vomit whenever you see a Verhofstadt?

Welcome to Brexit Insanity Syndrome (BIS) a clinical condition that can only be cured by drastic measures.

One minute Brexit is about to happen, then the next minute it is delayed for three more years, then there is a sudden break through in Brussels, then parliament rejects the deal, and this is all after three wasteful years where absolutely NOTHING has been achieved.

One can only feel for the trials and tribulations of poor old Boris Johnson, as he is thwarted by an assortment of court cases, corrupt Speakers of the House, deranged zealot Conservative remainer de-whipped MPs, and an opposition party that votes down every single thing the poor PM tries to introduce.

We can only wish the PM’s special advisor (SPAD) Cummings comes up with a plan so cunning that even Blackadder himself would fall over his codpiece in awe and wonder at its magnificence. Until that moment happens, many of us will now be resigned to waking up in the middle of the night sweating like a lone choir boy at a Catholic priest convention, and crying out in our sleep for Brexit to be over and the people’s vote to be completed and honoured finally.

Symptoms

How do you know if you have Brexit Insanity Syndrome?

Professor Clive Mandible, from Oxford university suggests that there are a few clues that will clearly diagnose your Brexit suffering.

“If you have sudden urges to throw your television through the window, or rip up your newspaper with all those Brexit headlines, then you may be suffering from Brexit Insanity Syndrome. Bashing your head against the wall whenever you hear the word Brexit is another symptom, as is projectile vomiting over everything as soon as another Brexit debate is aired on all channels.”

Cure

Is there a cure for Brexit Insanity Syndrome? How about winning a shedload of money with betting promotions on signupoffers.codes, or getting a Forex account to watch your hard earned money go down the toilet on the GBP/USD pair just after another fucking Brexit headline that turns out to be false when you haven’t put the stop loss on yet.

As of yet, there is no known cure for Brexit Insanity Syndrome apart from Brexit actually happening so that we can all get on with our bloody lives and not hear the incessant droning of remoaners and politicians all day and night.

What To Do When There is a Breach

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Most small businesses rely on digital communication and storage and hold potentially valuable data on their systems that is increasingly being targeted by cybercriminals. The first line of defence against system breaches is to have adequate safeguards within your IT systems, and make sure you adhere to regulations on storing data as laid down in GDPR.

Next, you need to contact an experienced insurance company like Hiscox to arrange cover that protects you against cyber breaches such as IT insurance and cyber and data risks insurance.

Digital crime rates are rising, while physical theft is declining. While that trend represents less risk of personal injury to the victims, businesses and individuals stand to lose significant sums of money which could force some entrepreneurs to wind up their businesses.

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As many as one in three small businesses in the UK have been affected by cyber-crime, so the risk is very real and one you need to take seriously. Unfortunately, just as security systems that protect your business improve, so the criminals develop new ways of accessing your data. This means that as well as being prepared and having robust insurance in place, you have to face the prospect that a breach is a definite possibility. If you do suffer a breach, here’s what you should do:

● Contact your insurance provider to report the incident. They can help you get your  systems working, make sure they’re secured, and therefore keep your business operational.

● Contact anyone involved with your IT systems; for example, many small businesses  outsource their IT support to a specialist service. Anyone who has access to your systems needs to be notified of the breach. In many cases your IT support may be able to assist with restoring your systems.

● Check whether the breach is one that has to be reported to the Information
Commissioner’s Office or other supervisory authority under GDPR legislation. If the breach does need reporting, you must do so within 72 hours of discovering it.

● GDPR regulations also state that: “If the breach is likely to result in a high risk of adversely affecting individuals’ rights and freedoms, you must also inform those individuals without undue delay.” That means that any customers whose personal details may have been compromised, leaving them vulnerable to cyber criminals themselves, must be told of the situation, so they can protect themselves.

Cyber breaches can be expensive not just in terms of losing cash from the business, but because they disrupt the normal functioning of the operation, taking valuable time and resources to sort out. There’s also the problem of reputational harm, as a business that’s been targeted by cyber criminals stands to lose customers and trade if it’s seen to be vulnerable.

You may well have to compensate customers who’ve been affected by the security breach and theft of their data, adding even more expense to an already considerable bill. If you have cyber insurance that can take care of many of these costly and time-consuming after-effects for you, it will leave you free to get your business back on its feet.

The Grand National and its Royal Patronage Throughout History

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Horse racing history is peppered with the royal family, who have always glamourised the racing circuit with their illustrious attendance.

To see the Queen betting on Grand National with a few bets down on the favourite and winning is a sight to behold. The royal obsession with horse racing also extends to the Queen’s granddaughter and former Olympian Zara Phillips having bought the lagging Monbeg Dude for a mere £12,000 and transformed him into a Grand National contender.

The royal family’s history with horse racing runs extremely deep, and can be traced back to William the Conqueror, although it wasn’t until the reign of Edward III that this became a common practice, with royals owning and racing horses.

Known as the ‘Sport of Kings’ race horsing has always held a renowned place in history within the pantheons of royalty.

Edward III is known to have purchased race horses at £13 and six shillings, while the Royal penchant for horse racing grew at an even faster rate under the stewardship of the extremely competitive Henry VIII.

Henry also became the first monarch to pass a number of laws pertaining to the breeding of horses. He also imported a huge number of stallions and mares for breeding from overseas, while opening a training establishment at Greenwich.

Queen Elizabeth 1st was unenthusiastic about this horse racing during her reign, it was during the 16th and 17th centuries that it became synonymous with Royal dynasties.

Since then, the Royals have become deeply integrated in the history of horse racing and the National, with various winners having emerged from the Royal stable.

The 1956 Grand National was a momentous occasion for the young Queen Elizabeth, only three years from her coronation. She attended the races with her mother and Princess Margaret among other prominent royals.

The connection with the Grand National is exemplified by the Queen’s absolute dedication and love of the sport.

With crowds numbering over 260,000 on race day, the atmosphere was electric especially for the favourite, Devon Loch owned jointly by the Queen mum and the Queen.

As the race progressed to great cheer, another front runner, M’as-Tu-Vu strode forward leading the pack, jockeyed by Arthur Freeman, falling dramatically at the 18th fence.

As M’as-Tu-Vu was now out of the race, this gave Devon Loch, jockeyed by Dick Francis, a wonderful chance to take the lead from the remaining race horses, and five lengths ahead of the nearest challenger A.S.B.

This allowed Devon Loch and his rider Dick Francis to ease clear of the remaining field, with the horse’s incredible pedigree helping him to build a seemingly insurmountable lead.

Reaching the last 40 yards of the winning line, everyone in the crowd lit up like an explosion cheering at the top of their voices causing Devon Loch to stagger and belly flop on the turf, leaving E.S.B to pass the ailing horse and jockey to take the last furlong and win the Grand National.

The Queen Mother famously quipped “that’s just racing” but many were frustrated with the loss of Devon Loch, and still to this day debate that it was the crowd that put the horse off thus losing the race.

Can’t wait till the next Grand National on Saturday, 4 April 2020.

How Long Will the Meghan and Harry Marriage Last?

It’s not easy marrying into British royalty, especially if you are not British, and you are an American actress with strong views about certain issues.

This is where Meghan Markle has fallen into a traditional royal British institution steeped in history that cannot be changed, yet Meghan is trying to change the Monarchy which is stringent in following the rules of royal congress.

Essentially, the odds are against Meghan in many ways, and it is highly unlikely she will survive the slings and arrows of outrageous royal fortune. Put your bets on now on matchbook for the odds are in favour of a divorce within the next four years.

Here is an American minor actress, who comes from a truly broken dysfunctional family, marrying into a royal family that some say are just as dysfunctional on the inside yet outwardly functional for the sake of the Crown and the press.

The media has been merciless in ripping apart Meghan and Harry at every opportunity, and this has not helped their weak fragile marriage at all, simply because they have tried to play the media but it has backfired grotesquely.

The recent PR offensive in Africa was meant to show the couple playing around with little African children to prove how loving they are, however the trip was marred by Harry bringing up the ghosts of the past and a pity party ITV interview.

Can Hollywood and British royalty mix successfully? Only if there is respect for the traditions of royalty and only a light smattering of celebrity culture. If the celebrity side does supersede the other, then there will only be more trouble, as Meghan and Harry are finding out the hard way.

Meghan also has been accused of trying to portray herself as a new Diana figure, however her portrayal has gone awry, and actually backfired in PR terms. Prince Harry, does have a weakness, and this is what Meghan has latched on, but is it right to exploit the prince on the loss of his mother?

Staunch institutions like the British royal family are so entrenched in tradition, that to mess with their equilibrium is highly dangerous.

Writing affirmations on everything and preaching to the crowd whilst being a hypocrite are not things that should be done by a royal, yet Meghan and Harry are guilty of mass hypocrisy and proselytizing to the masses. The damage has already been done, the question is, can it be repaired?

The Quiet Before the Storm

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One can hear the wind blowing discarded empty crisp packets and other assorted rubbish through abandoned streets, as even the climate change religious zealots have been told to move on.

The Queen has come and gone after offering a crownless speech which will not be voted in, and the Cabinet meetings have been dismissed out of fear of leaks getting out to the media.

The media now murmurs briefly about the Turks and their so-called savagery for daring to confront the terrorist Kurd threat encroaching on their country. This point is all part of another excuse to give Trump a good kicking in the opinion polls by Democrats.

What happens from midweek is now going to be crucial.

The EU are once again making negative noises as they push the UK contingent to concede more. The EU can walk away and have the upper hand because the British parliament has tied Boris’ hands behind his back with the Benn Surrender Act.

The GBP is now faltering once again after a solid move up due to the Irish Varadkar talks.

Nothing to see here folks, but when something does happen, we will get back to you…

Hold Your Horses Boris, This is NOT Brexit!

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News filtering through the vines is that Boris Johnson rehashed the Theresa May deal to gain acceptance with the EU yesterday with Irish PM Varadkar.

If this is the case, then Boris has essentially bent over the table to be fucked by the EU, and the deal will not be passed by the DUP or real Brexiteers in parliament.


We do not know what caused an otherwise good man like Boris to turn tail and bow to the EU, as well as offer them a cool £39 billion for the rogering, but the augurs do not bode well.

Northern Ireland Sacrificed

Boris’ only redeeming act now is to go for a No Deal when the deal is rejected by parliament for the fourth time.

Either stick to your word man, or don’t show your face again, because if you have sold Britain down the river, history and the people will never forgive you or your party.

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The EU have not changed their stance, so this means Britain has bowed to their insidious tactics of negotiation.

Britain had a chance, Boris had a chance, and despite the pound exploding high yesterday, and the markets being happy with a capitulation deal — you blew it man. Game over!

The EU’s Utter Contempt For Democracy and Britain

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To see the sneering faces of Verhofstadt, Juncker and all the others is a sickening sight to behold. Here is a totalitarian protectionist sham of a pseudo-fascistic Communo-Marxist bloc now holding on to Britain as a slave master holds the chains of his slave.

Britain has been treated with nothing but contempt by the EU, and the stupid Irish backstop is just a mechanism dreamed up by faceless unelected eurocrats intent on destroying Brexit.

The British people are not like other European countries who have referendums and when the answer is against the EU, capitulate to the EU’s demands to overturn the result. We do not forget, and we demand our vote is honoured.

The Marxist architects of the EU agreed upon the totalitarian tiptoe towards complete federalization and capitulation to all EU inhibitive directives and laws including economic daylight robbery, but Britain saw through the lies and ruses. We do not accept the things other EU people do, we value freedom, we value democracy.

One day, the people of Europe may wake up from their brainwashed stupor and realise that there is freedom on the other side of the Schengen zone, they may realise that they have been duped over and over again by their smiling unelected EU Commissioners, but it will be too late then, and they will be trapped in a dystopian nightmare system that imprisons them, eviscerates their souls completely, and robs them of all dignity, worth or reason.

Communism is on the rise globally, we see that in China, and now the European Union. It will take another great war to finally purge this earth of an evil ideology that has been responsible for over 200 million deaths throughout the 20th century.

Britain has to leave the EU on October 31, do or die. There is no other way. Non progredi est regredi

Don’t know your Boris from your Barnier? Let The Brexit Game fill in the blanks!

Despite three years of wall-to-wall media coverage, many young people are still fairly clueless when it comes to Brexit. Now a former teacher who worked at a school in the Isle of Sheppey has launched a new card game designed to help students learn more about the process – and understand both sides of the argument.

The Brexit Game

Like many people, Patch Fordham was frustrated by the way Brexit was playing out. He decided to take a light-hearted approach to teaching his sixth-form students about the UK’s bitter and protracted approach to leaving the European Union. He created a pack of playing cards featuring the leading protagonists – including Theresa May, Boris Johnson and Jean Claude-Junker – and used them to get his class more engaged with the process.

The project was so successful, he decided to go one step further and manufacture hundreds of decks of cards to sell online.

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The aim of the game is to outwit your opponents and be the first to form a cabinet. An aspect of the game also follows the same principles as ‘Top Trumps’, with all the major Brexit players ranked on attributes such as Power, Fickleness and even Dancing Ability! There is also a ‘Brexit-ometer’ that shows where each character sits on the Remain-Leave spectrum, as well as some fun facts and quotes.

After the success of the game’s first run, featuring 36 familiar faces on both the UK and EU sides of the debate, Patch has now designed additional editions that spread the Brexit net further. The new ‘International meddlers’ features Pope Francis and Kim Jong Un, while the ‘Are You Kiddin’ deck introduces players to a motley crew of UK MPs such as Dominic Cummings and Joe Swinson.

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Patch Fordham, the illustrious creator of The Brexit Game

Although the game pokes fun at the divisive and complicated world of Brexit, it is also designed to educate – and Patch hopes people will use it to build their own knowledge further, so they can develop more informed opinions and – ultimately – make better voting decisions in future elections.

“It’s been crazy,” Patch said. “I just wanted to find a fun way to teach the next generation of British voters about politics. My students were incredibly bored of me banging on about current affairs all the time, and pleaded with me to try to make Brexit more fun! It’s kind of snowballed from there, really. I’ve already got over 1000 followers on Instagram and been featured on BBC Radio Northampton!”

Before becoming a teacher, Patch worked at a refugee camp and a school for autistic children, and he is hoping that any proceeds he makes from the game will help him create an educational website designed to make teachers’ lives easier.

“I know The Brexit Game has a limited shelf life,” he added. “Hopefully it will be resolved soon, and we can all get on with our lives! But, in the meantime, I hope the game will give people a few laughs and – who knows? – maybe even help them learn something along the way!”

Don’t forget to get your spiffing copy of this amazing game here: https://www.thebrexitgame.co.uk/