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Experts: Global Unity Government Will Need Global Threat

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An agency which is not included in any list of known agencies has revealed that to assume a single world government, there will need to be a global threat that would bring all national governments together as one world order. Globalism is not over, and there are deep state operators within certain leading nations that still have a plan. These operators are protected and work in secrecy within limitless black budgets.

“It is not enough to have a threat that is created by another country to bring upon a world unity governing control system, the threat must come or be perceived to come from another planet other than ours or not be human, something like a virus. Only with this type of threat will all world governments relinquish their national identities to converge with the single world governing body which will be created to counteract the global threat.

 

“As the United States joined together in public opinion after Pearl Harbor, and after the September 11 attacks, on a larger scale, so too would the world join if there was a specific attack or threat from an extraterrestrial attack or huge global pandemic. This joining process can be created by the relevant agencies who have already developed anti-gravity machines and will unleash them on the precept of alien invasion to gain global uniformity.

“If aliens exist, and you are still breathing earth’s air right now, you know they are peaceful. We, as humans are not peaceful however, and this is why most Hollywood films depict alien species in a negative light. Why are there very few peaceful aliens depicted in Hollywood films? The simple reason is that there needs to be a threat, there needs to be an element of predictive programming involved to condition the public to fear extra terrestrial life. If we fear, we will act as the controllers want if there is ever an event where UFOs suddenly converged on all world capital cities. These UFOs will most certainly be under the order of the globalists and not real extra terrestrials.

 

“You have never seen an alien creature, therefore something manufactured in a laboratory somewhere in Delaware, is certainly acceptable as an alien species.

“If there was a false flag attack in all major global cities by craft people have never seen before, it would immediately be assumed that we are under attack by an alien species, and that phase of the propaganda mission would be complete.

“The next stage, would be to amalgamate all world governments and economies under a single controlling point which will form a global governing body. This new world order body would take over all governmental and defence positions, and would aim to repel the attacking ‘aliens’.

“There is no doubt that certain governments have developed new anti-gravity craft, and zero energy machines, but these same clandestine operations choose to keep the public in the dark ages, because the status quo at the moment favours the controllers.

“When the time comes, they may introduce their wares in the precept of an alien attack. These will not be real aliens of course, because real aliens are most probably friendly, instead the globalist controlled false flag will be working to force a global one world government.”

Boston Dynamics Going From Strength to Strength

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One tech company the Squib has been following over the years is Boston Dynamics, and we can’t even come close to say how amazed we are about this innovative company. These technicians, these visionaries, these geniuses are running at speeds of technological prowess that are unparalleled. There seems to be no other company in the world that can even rival their powerful robotics.

SPOT

A nimble robot that climbs stairs and traverses rough terrain with unprecedented ease, yet is small enough to use indoors. Built to be a rugged and customizable platform, Spot autonomously accomplishes your industrial sensing and remote operation needs. You can even hire or buy these amazing little fellows right now directly from the Boston Dynamics website.

 

HANDLE

The mobile robot for moving boxes in the warehouse. Handle’s small footprint, long reach, and vision system enable it to unload lorries, build pallets, and move boxes throughout your facility. No doubt, Jeff Bezos wouldn’t mind buying thousands of these little fellows for his massive Amazon human slave warehouses.

PICK

The vision processing solution that uses deep-learning to enable building and depalletizing of mixed-SKU pallets. The Pick system integrates high resolution 3D and 2D sensing to accurately locate a wide variety of boxes in challenging environments. Pick’s vision processing is extremely fast, minimizing robot dwell times and maximizing pick rates.

ATLAS

The world’s most dynamic humanoid robot, Atlas is a research platform designed to push the limits of whole-body mobility. Atlas’s advanced control system and state-of-the-art hardware give the robot the power and balance to demonstrate human-level agility. The applications for ATLAS are limitless.

BIGDOG

BIGDOG was an early prototype robot from Boston Dynamics, with possible military application to support soldiers by carrying crucial supplies through difficult terrain. This machine has an eerie uncanny quality to it because it can be pushed around and recovers its equilibrium almost like a real biological animal.

Augmented Reality Contact Lenses Finally a Reality

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Mojo — an amazing Californian company has finally come up with augmented reality contact lenses that can enhance one’s eyesight, and connect through certain apps the user with a plethora of useful information all without wires, and a screen as big as a grain of rice.

The AR contact lenses will also help those with limited vision, as well as regular people who like the convenience of important data being beamed direct to their retina.

Imagine coming up with directions to the place you want to go at the blink of an eye, or recording that crucial meeting to playback later on, or seeing the outline of objects in low light, almost like the Terminator films. Want to fix something, bring up the schematics with step-by-step instructions showing you what to do, or dial up any info on the internet that will help you in whatever you’re doing.

The immediate attraction is that there are no clunky headsets, wires or glasses involved.

The applications for the AR contact lenses are endless, and could change your life immensely.

As of yet, the AR contact lenses are at a relative early stage of development but give it a few years and these things will be everywhere.

How the Windsor Name Has Been Damaged Irreparably

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The recent months have seen a drastic decline in the Windsor brand, a once royal paragon of Stoic excellence and charm, now reduced to a smouldering wreck where former members flee in abject terror.

The Prince Andrew Epstein saga was bad enough, but the additional sullying by Meghan and Harry has sadly put a serious dent into the British institution headed by the greatest Monarch Britain has probably known.

Yes, there was the Diana Charles fiasco of the eighties and nineties, and the Fergie disaster, but what Meghan and Harry have done is to damage the elemental soul of the British Monarchy in one fell swoop.

All it took was for some implant to come in, stir the pot, then fuck off. This is what Meghan was, a carefully placed pawn that has wreaked havoc within the royal court, and she has completed her mission very well, even taking dumbo with her, who she will pick apart now in her own time before discarding, like she did with all the others. The Windsors of course tried to accommodate and train Meghan to be a royal princess, but to no avail, you just can’t make a princess from a whore, and however much you polish a turd, it’s still a turd.

After lavishing vast weddings, intricate ceremonies and truckloads of taxpayer cash on Harry and Meghan, they left Britain behind, and pursued their Instagram dreams as influencers.

Meghan will now command $110,000 per Instagram sponsorship post, and we will all have the opportunity to buy Sussex branded toilet brushes, amongst the assorted goods, that the fickle masses will no doubt buy in bucket loads. This merchandising nightmare will sate the greed for money that Meghan needs, as she models herself on the crass celebrity status of the Kardashians and all the other fake plastic greed fuelled scum that inhabit the celebutard world of America. There will probably be a deal made with some American streaming company for millions of dollars to spill the beans. All of this, whilst preaching to the masses about saving the planet, the sheer hypocrisy will stink all the way to China where slave factories will manufacture the Sussex branded tripe.

In a few years after Meghan and Harry have amassed vast merchandising fortunes, and are regulars on the celebrity TV circuit of the banal American networks they will have peddled the Sussex and Windsor brand to the sewer, a turd floating in the depths of greed, narcissism and banality.

As for the poor Monarch, Her Royal Highness, in her late years has been too kind to the wayward prince, and the jackal he brought into the fold. To limit the damage, she should have forbidden the usage of the Sussex title, and taken away all pretence of royalty from Harry and Meghan. Prince Charles should have simply turned away, because Prince Philip did, and was the only honourable one who stood up to the petulant demands of the newly crowned celebrity starlets.

The damage now courses through the Windsors like a deep fracture, and the malaise will only get worse and worse every day Harry and Meghan are in North America touting their sorry wares and ill-gotten gains to dumb Americans who don’t know any better.

Let them consume themselves in their own selfish greed, and fickle celebrity fame which will disappear as quickly as it appeared, for it is the sad house of Windsor that will suffer daily from the hourly news reports and TV interviews Harry and Meghan plan on giving.

Harry Told to Leave Bollocks Behind in Britain by Meghan

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Former prince Harry, has been told by controlling wife Meghan Markle to leave his testicles behind in Britain because where she’s taking him, he won’t need them any more.

The former member of the nobility is now a wishy-washy Lena Dunham clone frolicking around the world in private jets lecturing the unwashed masses on climate change and women’s rights.

Already controlled to a point of sickness by Meghan, the tragic former prince has been relegated to a scripted automaton who follows orders without question.

“Harry took orders in the army, but when he left that, he was kind of lost, so now Meghan is the one giving him orders, and he is fine with that. Poor fellow cannot function on his own and needs someone constantly telling him where to stand, when to keep quiet, when to eat, and even when to shit. Not known for his intelligence, the former prince Harry is a prime target for grifters like Markle, who are clever manipulators and fleece men out of millions without them even noticing,” one commentator revealed.

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To honour the former prince’s testicles, the Windsor’s have taken special measures for them to be kept in the Tower of London in a casket until he one day claims them back, although the way things are going at the moment, it is doubtful it will ever happen.

“This calculating narcissist has taken advantage of Harry not having a mother any more, and she has read all the Diana books meticulously. She is not anywhere near Diana’s former status, but like a chameleon is emulating Diana to get what she wants from the unsuspecting prince. Meghan has no royal blood, and no understanding of Britishness, culture or history. She has no understanding of royalty or society, and she never went to boarding school like all the royals did. I sincerely hope she leaves poor sick Harry alone and lets him come back to Britain to be reunited with his gonads. She can go back to South Central Los Angeles or whichever ghetto she crawled out of. Leave us in peace you horrid oik,” a palace insider said off the record.

Meanwhile, Harry’s festering bollocks are rotting away in the Tower waiting for his return.

Queen Was Bullied and Blackmailed Into Megxit Demands

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The despicable tactics utilised by Meghan Markle to take advantage of the 93-year-old Queen and extricate herself from the royal family with favourable monetary terms is a blight on the Sussex name and Windsors.

Through her PR networks, Meghan released articles threatening claims of racism and sexism with a series of TV interviews unless the couple’s terms were met.

If all else fails bring out the race card

Meghan Markle threatened to give a tell-all interview to her friend Oprah Winfrey if the couple did not get their way in showdown talks with the royal family at Sandringham, palace aides feared.

Meghan’s US PR team is already close to Oprah, as well as several American TV networks who could host a potential no-holds barred interview, where she and Harry could ‘sound off’ about the royal family’s ‘racism and sexism’.

Naturally, the Queen was put under pressure from this threat which would cause further damage to the royal family.

It was also Meghan’s PR team that released claims of bullying by older brother William on Harry, but this tactic backfired when the two brothers jointly denied the claims.

As well as Oprah, Meghan’s team is believed to have contacted the television networks ABC, NBC and CBS.

Meghan’s mother Doria was also seen leaving Oprah’s home on Monday.

Now, a royal source has said: “Harry and Meghan’s people have been reaching out to all the big US networks to explore the possibilities of a sit-down warts-and-all interview.

“Meghan feels she’s been silenced and is no longer prepared to be muted. She feels the royals have been racist and sexist.”

After the bombshell TV questioning of Prince Andrew which turned out to be a major disaster for the royal family, another series of damaging TV interviews making claims about the Windsors would be a final nail in the coffin, and Meghan used this to her advantage to get exactly what she wanted from the Queen.

Meghan has now moved to phase two of her plan, and that is to remove Prince Harry from his comfort zone. This tactic is utilised by many grifters and social climbers to extricate the mark from their own family and friends, and from there the pickings are easy, she will get what she wants time and time again.

The Prince who is now anchorless and lost will be whittled down slowly until he cracks, then he will return to Britain, and she will move on to the next chump to take everything from them too.

Prince Harry, Leave Her in Canada!

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D-list actress Megain Markle should be left in Canada by Prince Harry, royal experts advise.

“She was never royal, and does not understand the duty and honour that is required of royalty, which she so eagerly signed up to. She is simply a fickle D-list celebutard champagne socialist grifter who has now fled the UK, to escape to Canada. Meghan is now reviled in Britain and she will never set foot in the country again.

“She has seen fit to escape the country with Harry’s child as well, which is a serious misdemeanour.

“The prince has a duty to Britain and is much loved by the people, and he has an underlying duty to the royal family who he was born into. It is this blue blood coursing through Harry’s veins that he should be in service to, and not some irrelevant chancer who has slept her way through half of Hollywood trying to get roles, and is a blatant social climber grifter.

“Upsetting his grandmother is bad enough, but upsetting poor Prince Philip is the last straw, and in his last days to see the prince being turned around by this awful woman would be a true tragedy.

“There is no royal blood in Meghan, and not one ounce of conscience or honour. Simply put, you cannot install a hyena into a pride of lions. From the start, this ghastly control fiend has sought to ruin the royal family, but the buck should stop here, and Prince Harry should immediately conduct divorce proceedings against Meghan Markle. This is the only way he will come away relatively unscathed, as it turns out this unknown, this imposter was never vetted in the first place, and no one really knows who she is.

“Prince Harry’s duty is to his country and if he leaves, he will not be forgotten, however his status will be severely ravaged, and his fame across the channel will be flitting. Does Harry want to turn out to be another Fergie, touting for titbits, selling his wares to the celebrity trash mongers he clearly hates, for little or no money?

“If Prince Harry goes, he will lose 95% of all he had, but if he stays, and moves on in a Stoic well-mannered way, he will eventually find a real royal princess of his own who does not want to ruin the royal family and understands the role.”

Digital Trends for 2020 – What Brands Should Know

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The way consumers engage with different brands online changes rapidly. There are many online casino games or online slots on the web. But the moment a new game is released every casino player will turn their attention to the newbie. It’s just a normal reaction when it comes to people and brands.

In order to win the customers, brands must understand digital trends and thereafter they need to act on them. The best way is to match the brand’s purpose and that will surely reward you whatsoever.

The following is what brands need to know and implement to make sure that they move with digital trends.

Responding to Online Feedback

Usually most clients give feedback to or react to a certain product. And their response are sometimes made online. Therefore, as a brand, you need to make sure that you respond to the clients’.

In most cases, brands love responding to positive feedbacks. And quite a number of them are reluctant to negative feedback.

But responding to these feedback improves the brand trust and that will make the brand be loved with many clients. In addition, it means more money coming in for you.

Brand Authenticity Drives Customer Loyalty

Quite a number of people highlight that authenticity is a real issue when it comes to deciding the brands they like and support.

Being authentic is very simple. All you need is to remain consistent and always communicate with your clients as we’ve seen with some online sports betting companies. Clients need to be updated on the available products and services.

There are also other great ways to show your persistence. This include featuring employee spotlights as well as office event publicly.

The year 2020 must be a year you need to transformer your ideas into something great. The best way is making sure that you please your customers all the same keeping in mind that you have to move with the trends.

Online casinos are actually doing the same making sure that they upgrade their real money casino games to attract more players.

What Backlashes of Technological Progress Are We Witnessing Today?

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So far, there has been a lot of discussion going on around the technological advancements made. This year is considered of the prime importance in relation to the industrial revolution 4.0. Artificial intelligence, automation, robotics are no more buzz words or themes of science fiction.

However, like every other phenomenon, technological advancements are no less than a double-sided sword. If it has benefits, it comes with its own risks as well. And the time has come to discuss them.

The industries have been talking about the benefits they are going to reap out of automation and digital advancements. They will be in terms of improvement in quality, speed and cost of services. However, all these improvements have flip-sides too. In this article, we will go through the potential risks of the technological progress we are boasting about today.

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1. Fear of slimming workforce: The most discussed apprehension which has come out of automation is- displacements of the existing workforce. There is a huge amount of fear of mass job loss with the deeper implementation of automation and technologies. The debate is not a new one. With every technological transition in the past, the question of job redundancy has been raised very frequently.

New job roles are always expected to come out of any advancement. However, this time, technological progress is being considered different and far more impactful than ever before and not many are sure about the new developments such as driverless cars.

Another reason why technological advancement is considered as a sign of danger is because we are unprepared to take up those jobs. Our workforce and education systems are still not upgraded to adopt the newly emerged technologies. This is highly likely to impact the workforce in a negative manner.

2. Widening gap of disparity: Every time a new technology touches new lands, the elite sections of the society are the first to receive and adopt it. The same is going to happen again in the case of the adoption of new technologies. Both in the developing as well as developed countries, the elites and the capable people are going to touch the technologies like AI and robotics first and reap its benefits, while others who are not capable enough to afford them, will be left behind in the race. This will give a further thrust to the already existing inequality in the society and widen the gap.

3. Constant pressure to stay updated and innovative: With the embarkment of the industrial revolution 4.0, the technologies are undergoing changes very rapidly. New technologies and their used cases are being surfaced on a very fast unprecedented pace. This has come down as a pressure on the technologists, industrialists and the entire workforce to stay updated of each and every development. Not only this, in order to be ahead of the race and top of everyone else, there is a constant need to innovate how we have been working.

4. Rising Security Concerns: One of the major loopholes that have come out of this technological advancement is that of security. It has been seen as a major danger. While we are getting connected smoothly with the help of digital technologies, it has made the work of hackers much easier to get into our lives through multiple anecdotes of connectivity. Cyber attacks are on a constant rise and companies are regularly discussing in their boardrooms as to how to prepare themselves against these attacks. If we want to master technological developments, we first need to learn the art of protecting us from its potential dangers.

5. Impact on personal lifestyles: We live in a society where professional developments do have a huge impact on our personal lives as well. We can not deny the fact that technological progress will be used just for industrial purposes. They will very much be evident in our personal lives as well and the impact of the same is not going to be a very rosy picture.

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Tech, and mobile tech in particular allows us with the space to do a lot many things that we couldn’t have done earlier, from watching your favourite Netflix show to playing mobile casino games where you can pay by phone bill.

It is always creating a disconnect between human beings. People are constantly diving deep into their digital lives, forgetting the real physical human existence around them. This is clearly not a good output of the progress we have made.

As we mentioned above, every advancement comes with its own merits and demerits. As the species with brains who have created these technologies, there is a need for constant introspection as well to understand if we are utilizing the path what we made it for.

Missile Strike on US Iraq Bases Calculated Distraction From Deliberate Attack on Ukraine Passenger Jet

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The Russian surface-to-air missiles that killed over 176 people taking off from Tehran airport was a deliberate action by the Iranian regime, possibly conducted by Russian operatives on the ground.

The Russians have no love for the Ukrainians, therefore downing one of their passenger jets was perfectly acceptable for their Iranian friends, who okayed the attack.

The tragic loss of the passengers will have been seen as collateral damage by the West for the death of Soleimani, and will have been viewed as a decent loss of life to sate the Iranian appetite for revenge.

— Viktoria (@Ukropo4kA) January 10, 2020

Many of the passengers were Canadian citizens on the Ukrainian jet, but the Canadian snowflake prime minister will not do anything about it, and the Iranians had carte blanche to bring the jet down without reciprocation.

The pathetic strike against US bases in Iraq was thus a mere decoy for the bringing down of the jet, which was suspiciously initially reported as mechanical failure even though it was only three years old and had recently been checked. None of the missiles fired into Iraq caused any loss of life or hit their intended target, therefore suggesting they were steered astray for a reason to fool the Americans into thinking they got off lightly for assassinating Soleimani.

Now the Americans are jubilantly talking about resuming diplomatic talks, as if nothing has happened. They are prepared to gloss over the deaths of 176 innocent people in order to conduct talks on a regime that deliberately downed a passenger jet.

The Iranian regime has committed a terrible crime, yet the International community is prepared to welcome them back to the table with open arms.