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How Did the Internet Save Bingo?

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From 16th Century Italy to the phone in your hand, bingo has come a long way in 500 years. But how did we get to enjoy and play online bingo form a weekly lottery in Central Europe?

Bingo is a game where a sequence of numbers are randomly called for players to match on their playing cards. Each card is marked differently, and the first player to match a predefined line or pattern shouts ‘bingo’ to win.

Starting as “Lo Giuoco del Lotto D’Italia” in Italy, bingo spread to France in the 1770s. Now called “Le Lotto,” the game moved from France to Germany, where it was used as a children’s learning tool.

The game first became popular in the UK and the U.S. shortly after the first world war. In America, players used beans to mark their cards, so it was initially known as “beano”.

Bingo was formalized into the game we know today by toy salesmen Edwin S. Lowe and mathematician Carl Leffler. Lowe patented his bingo card in 1942 after Leffler developed the layout to minimise the chance of multiple simultaneous winners.

Gambling was illegal in the UK until the Betting and Gaming Act 1960 opened up the country to commercial bingo. TV host Eric Morley quickly introduced “Mecca Bingo” to 60 of his large dance halls around the country.

For the next 20 years, bingo became a big part of the UK’s entertainment industry. The game was played in huge halls around the country and people would flock to enjoy it every night.

Then came the technological boom of the 80s and 90s, which hit the fortunes of bingo hard. The popularization of the home PC, DVDs, and games consoles gave new generations attractive alternative options.

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Bingo halls saw a decline of players in the 80s and 90s due to other entertainment releases like gaming consoles.

Bingo fell out of fashion, particularly with the youth, and many of the dedicated halls began to close. Like many forms of entertainment at the end of the 20th Century, bingo needed to adapt in order to survive.

Fortunately, bingo translated well into the online world, and the first online game “Bingo Zone” was launched in 1996. It was able to sidestep online gaming restrictions by being officially designated as a lottery rather than a casino game.

With the development of more complex and modern online games, it was feared that bingo would soon fade away. Time has proved this fear was unfounded, and online bingo is a multi-billion-dollar industry which still continues to grow. Now many enjoy playing online bingo at 888 ladies and various other providers online.

So, how has the internet saved bingo?

More Convenient

Traditional bingo meant travelling to the hall at specific times, people needed to work to organise it into their lives. Including travel, for most players, it was necessary to dedicate an entire evening to the game each week.

Online bingo can be played at any time and be enjoyed anywhere with access to the internet. It can be played for just a few minutes at a time and games can be spread throughout the day.

More Affordable

Playing bingo in halls came with fixed costs, travel, fees, drinks, perhaps even food. With a set number of games needed to fill a session, it was much harder to trim down spending.

When playing online, you eradicate all the surrounding costs and the games themselves become pay as you go. It can cost just a few pence for each game, and players are in complete control of their spending.

New Audience

Though it wasn’t always the case, bingo played in halls developed a reputation for a certain kind of player. For many years it was seen as a game exclusively for older people, mainly women from poorer communities.

Online games naturally appeal to younger people, and the conversion has introduced the game to new generations. It has also created a wider market as diverse individuals play online without the worry of feeling out of place.

Wider Range

While there was some room for variety in the halls, most bingo games followed the exact same format. Online, the only restriction is imagination, which has paved the way for a revolution in bingo gameplay.

Whether it’s how the game is presented to the change of styles and features, online bingo is more diverse than ever. Keeping bingo interesting through innovation has helped increase its appeal to both new and existing players.

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Online bingo has a wide and diverse range of bingo games available.

Stable of Games

In the online sphere, bingo is just one of a number of related games a player can choose from. It also has the advantage of forming the perfect bridge between simple arcade games and more complex casino games.

In this position, online bingo has been able to attract people from a wide section of the online gaming community. It offers regular cash prizes, but is simple to play and doesn’t require in-depth knowledge or skills.

With so much going for it, there’s no surprise that bingo has become so successful as an online game. Add to this the social aspect that in-game chatrooms offer, and you can see how it appeals to so many players.

Without its transition to online, bingo would have struggled to compete in the expanding modern entertainment world. Its simple appeal has endured for five centuries, but never in an environment like the one we have today.

It’s safe to say that the internet has not only saved bingo, but has given it a whole new life. Though, it would be interesting to know what those 16th Century Italians would think of online bingo today.

Japan May Soon Need to Resurrect Samurai Bushido Spirit

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The great nation of Japan may have to step up to the line once more to defend itself from the rogue communist nation of China, which is now on a major global expansionist drive. Under the tyrant Xi Jinping, China has threatened to nuke Japan into non-existence if it even raises one ship or plane when it invades Taiwan.

“Just as Obama lost half of Ukraine to Russia, it is certain that Biden will lose Taiwan to China. Joe Biden, who is China’s biggest cheerleader, will be ordered by Xi Jinping to stand down when Taiwan is invaded. Biden does not like confrontation and will also abandon Japan if it comes down to that as well,” a Pentagon observer revealed.

China is rapidly becoming increasingly desperate to acquire more land due to its mass industrialisation, most of the country is now heavily polluted and not fit for human or animal life.

“The Chinese military officials released the Covid-19 virus, but news in the CCP is that the operation has been a failure. The Chinese were expecting more global deaths and economic mayhem to take down many Western countries completely, but this never happened. This is why they are now working on an even deadlier virus, but in the meantime, their sabre rattling is continuing,” another analyst revealed.

This is why Japan may have to resurrect its Bushido spirit to fight with all its might against the vengeful Chinese one last time.

Revealed: Excerpts From Upcoming Prince Harry Memoir

The Daily Squib has successfully acquired crucial passages from the upcoming Prince Harry memoir, penned by ghostwriter J.R. Moehringer.

Here, we will reveal some of the passages in the novel, ahem, memoir.

Chapter 1

“…and immediately after meeting her, I was totally under her spell. She hypnotised me with her stare, and she told me that I will be an ambassador for all world good. I will also be instrumental in ruining the Windsor royal family to make way for the new Woke communist age of China. At first, I questioned it a little, thinking that I was part of the royal family at the time, but when she unzipped my trousers and knelt down I…”

“…planning our escape came as early as the third date. I was sick of royal life, all the rigmarole of getting everything I asked for without paying for it, playing second fiddle to William really pissed me off when it was I who should be King. I can play rings around Granny, and fool her every time. She has no idea what Meghan is planning to do…”

“…Meghan told me I have to pretend that everything is normal, and must never reveal her plans to escape to America. Tomorrow is our £45 million wedding, so it’s great that the British taxpayer foots that bill as usual. I am so excited that Meghan has thought about everything for me, and she guarantees it will all be okay. We have already spoken to Oprah and Clooney, and Meghan says Netflix is already in the bag. We will use the royal name to make millions. Ooh, can’t wait. This will show papa and Wills that I should not be dismissed and denigrated…”

Chapter two

“…Meghan treats the servants like shit, so I started to do it too. I am so under her control, I cannot even go to the bathroom without asking her first. I put a few more millions in her account simply because she asked. What Meghan wants, she gets…”

“…as soon as we have the baby, we’re off. I can’t take it any more, Meghan constantly talks about using the Sussex name to make millions in America. We have so much dirt on them, it will be great to spill the beans once and for all. Papa was even worried about the baby’s colouring, and Meghan went berserk. To tell you the truth, so was I, in the back of my mind, what if it’s the colour of a jigg*boo? She was on the phone to Oprah for over an hour after that. When she got off the phone, she smiled and said we were going to make millions, before unzipping my trousers and kneeling down…”

Chapter three 

“…I will soon see Meghan in Canada. I am so excited. She told me that I have to say goodbye to Britain, and the Royal Family, my military uniforms, my friends, all royal privileges, everything I never worked for including most of my money so that I can start a new life with her. It’s good that she has nothing to lose, and I will lose absolutely everything just because she has me totally under her thumb and can give great blow jobs…”

Chapter six 

“…the money is rolling in. We fooled the idiot royal-crazy executives at Netflix, and Spotify to hand over millions. They will get minimal material from us. Meghan wakes up every day and I can literally see dollar signs in her eyes. The other day though, I asked her if I could phone an old friend from England, when she threatened me once again, she said she will leave with the kid and all my money and I will not be able to go back because I have disgraced and betrayed my family. I cried in front of her, but she simply laughed and told me to go and sit in the corner…”

“…and after the Oprah special interview, Meghan was ecstatic. She told me that I played my part great. I told the lies she told me to say with a straight face, happy with my performance, she unzipped my trousers and knelt down…”

More excerpts will be revealed next week.

Maricopa Audit: “What’s the Point in Finding Widespread Voter Fraud When Nothing is Done?”

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Maricopa County ballots cast in the 2020 general election have been examined and recounted by contractors working for Florida-based company Cyber Ninjas, at Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Phoenix, Arizona, and have found instances of massive voter fraud, which favoured Joe Biden in the election.

Doug Logan, CEO of Cyber Ninjas, told senators that auditors couldn’t find any record of Maricopa County sending more than 74,000 mail-in ballots and also discovered that around 18,000 people voted, but were taken off voter rolls “soon after the election.” He also noted that there were “11,326 people who were not on the voter rolls on Nov. 7, 2020, but appeared on the rolls on Dec. 4, 2020, and 3,981 people who voted after registering after Oct. 15, 2020.”

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Despite the evidence, the RINOs and Democrats overseeing the count, are not taking any action to address the discrepancies in the 2020 general election vote.

“This is just one small window into the massive levels of voter fraud carried out by the Democrats in the 2020 general election. All states, where Biden suddenly had a large increase in ballots after the counting had stopped, are suspect. I am never going to vote ever again because the entire U.S. electoral system is skewed and biased towards one candidate,” an observer of the re-count revealed.

Arizona Senate President Karen Fann, (Republican) said the state Senate doesn’t have the ability to recall electors for the Nov. 3, 2020, election, after a fellow Republican lawmaker called for new elections.

The whole thing is a disgusting injustice to decent law-abiding Americans, irrespective of which political side they belong.

America is now no more than a banana republic where injustice, corruption and depravity are celebrated, whilst honour, truth, justice and freedom are crushed.

What’s the point in doing a re-count if nothing is done when voter fraud is discovered? No news outlets are even reporting the Maricopa audit, and it is once again being ghosted under the carpet.

Summer Heatwave Brings Out the Animals

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Usually the British summer weather is a deluge of wonderful rain, grey, miserable cold, but we are in the midst of a heatwave in relation to the type of weather we usually receive. For Britons, anything above 14c is a heatwave, so when it gets to 31c people start going fucking insane. This is when the animals come out to play.

Yesterday was such a day, temperatures not only reached way above 31c in some places, but tempers started to flare as well. The unusual heatwave saw incidents boil over, especially across the capital city, with violent incidents kicking off, road rage in melting traffic jams and punches thrown all over the fucking place.

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“There’s something about the heat, innit? Makes peeps chimp out! Me and my crew were just chillin’ sniffing balloons in the Greenwich sunshine when it all kicked off!” one geezer revealed.

Bar Stooled

One would think going to a Z-list slapper’s birthday party would be a bad enough insult to one’s sensibilities or dignity, when you would be 100% wrong. Someone called Jesy Nelson, hosted a really classy event where groups of savage animals smacked bar stools over heads and whooped around making grunting noises whilst dragging their knuckles along the floor. The heat by this time was over 34c, and the booze and cheap drugs were obviously adding to the tragedy of the brain-dead congregating.

Lewis Hamiltoned

The violent insolent brutish behaviour did not end there either. Black Lives Matter advocate and race warrior, Lewis Hamilton ‘won’ the Grand Prix race at Silverstone by deliberately smashing his car into his rival, Max Verstappen, sending the ‘deserving white man’ to hospital. Whilst taking the podium on his poor-spirited cowardly ‘win’, Hamilton whooped with delight as Verstappen lay in a hospital bed.

Please bring back the shit British summer weather, so things can go back to normal.

Cosby Held Rohypnol Party to Celebrate Prison Release

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As soon as Bill Cosby was released from prison, he hastily arranged an alleged Rohypnol party to celebrate his release, one of his helpers reveals.

“My job was to arrange some girls to come around, telling them they were going to meet the world-famous Bill Cosby and there was nothing to worry about. Bill said he would sort the drinks out but ordered me to buy five boxes of Rohypnol beforehand,” the man revealed.

Cosby then came into the room carrying many drinks on a tray, and invited all the young women to drink up.

“While they were all drinking up the free booze, Cosby was licking his lips, smacking away like a deranged hippo. He then came up to me and told me it was my time to get lost. He handed me a bundle of cash. Just as I was leaving, I kept hearing thuds on the floor. That’s when it hit me, I now knew what was going on for sure. Then I heard Bill say ‘I been dreaming about this every night in jail, c’mon honey, go to sleep, aaaaaaah!’ and that’s the last thing I heard before retiring to my quarters,” the helper revealed.

It looks like Cosby got away with it again, and again, and again.

“The next day, I asked if everything was okay? What about the girls and his wife? He told me his wife was clueless, and only hung around for the money. As for the girls, they were put in taxis and sent home. They did not remember a thing. They just walked a little funny, that’s all.”

It’s a good thing the American justice system is as corrupt as it is.

Freedom Day: There is Nothing to See Here Folks

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“On this momentous day — Freedom Day, I speak to you from self-isolation because for the third time this month I have contracted COVID-19,” the Health Secretary, Sajid Javid told reporters via Zoom.

Amidst a raging global viral pandemic, some form of normalcy is craved, not only by the ordinary masses but by some members of the cabinet.

“The scientists say no, so we say yes. Okay, people will die, but they’ve been dying for centuries. It’s a fact of life, is it not?” Javid explains, coughing profusely.

 

Kompromat on Trump May Be Real – Leaked FSB Report

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Those wonderful investigative reporters at the Guardian may have come up with a real smacker, confirming that Putin played not only the entire United States, but Trump, like some kind of deranged video game for an entire presidential term. Putin, the Grandmaster, an expert manipulator and strategist, helped to install the “mentally unstable” Trump into office in 2016.

Whether the leaked Kremlin documents are real or not, even having been verified as real by ‘experts’, there is still a certain uneasy feeling to the document.

The report was compiled by Vladimir Symonenko, the senior official in charge of the Kremlin’s expert department – which provides Putin with analytical material and reports, some of them based on foreign intelligence.

Essentially, the Russian Modus Operandi at all times is destabilisation of nations they feel threaten their International hegemony, and of course the United States is at the top of the list for ‘demoralisation’ operations. Causing discord, chaos and demoralising nations is not a new thing, and this shit has been going on against the USA since the Soviet Cold War era.

These days, the Russian FSB has an entire army of hackers at its disposal, as well as agents embedded deep in American institutions of power. Kompromat was certainly obtained on Mr Trump when he visited Moscow numerous times before his election, and once he was installed as president, the Russians made sure they sent him the dossier, or hinted to him they had all the information.

In 2016, there was also a conveniently leaked file compiled by a former MI6 operative for the Hillary Clinton campaign, which included such colourful events like Trump enjoying ‘golden showers’ from Russian prostitutes on one of his Moscow visits. The report was summarily dismissed as being a fabrication, but after this latest Russian FSB leak, was it?

As for the recent leak of documents, was this on purpose? Maybe, a further destabilisation effort is in progress. The Russians and the highly secretive FSB do not leak stuff this easily, unless there is some kind of reward in it for them. If there is a mole somewhere in the FSB, he will no doubt be flushed out soon.

Whatever is happening right now in Putin’s exercise on destabilising the USA, it seems it was a win-win situation, either Trump or Biden are key candidates for demoralisation. Biden has already lost Afghanistan, and is a weak bumbling idiot with a Swiss cheese brain with a huge file of corruption involving Ukraine/China. Trump made the socialist Americans go clinically insane during his tenure, in which they even rigged the election to get rid of him.

All’s well that ends well…

 

Giggling Penalty Losers Laugh at Racist England Fans on Private Jet

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Life has a funny way of kicking in you in the nads even after you’ve had a decent kicking anyway. Yep, you can always go lower than you already are, and the sight of the two penalty losers laughing and joking on a private jet decked out with champagne and gourmet food, will certainly chafe some people up the wrong way.

“It’s sickening to see these two losers funning it up on a private jet celebrating losing the penalties for England. Not only are they fucking losers, but they are using up carbon emissions, polluting the planet to celebrate losing penalties. Imagine how many school meals that private jet flight cost could have paid for?” one angry Twitter user revealed.

Another apoplectic fan was inconsolable: “Look at them grinning like Cheshire cats that got the cream. Lucky for them, they weren’t Colombian players, or they would have received the necessary justice.”

On the flight, the two openly boasted about the amount of “white pussy” they were about to take care of once they landed.

Tucking into a four-course gourmet meal and champagne, there was no sign of even an ounce of remorse from the pair.

“You know, Black Lives Matter, who is to say those penalties were not missed on purpose? England can go to hell, racist bastards! Payback comes in many forms, suckers!” one guy on the plane uttered.

Cleaned up at the bookies?

England Fan Filmed Snorting Cocaine Then Sticking a Flare Up His Arse Honoured at Madame Tussauds

An England fan videoed sticking a flare up his own arsehole and snorting cocaine before entering Wembley without a ticket last night proudly boasted ‘I’m not sorry, and I’d do it again tomorrow’.

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The England super fan will be honoured with a permanent exhibition at Madame Tussauds wax work museum to commemorate the courage and good behaviour of England fans during the Euro 2020 football tournament.

Jack Tokes, 22, a roofer from Essex, is said to have claimed he drank 43 cans of cheap cider and ‘banged a load of powder’ – slang for snorting cocaine – during a 15-hour bender on Sunday, when England took on Italy in the Euro 2020 final.

Director of the London-based wax work museum was so enamoured by videos posted all over the internet of Mr Tokes shoving a red live flare up his anus in public that he immediately brought the England fan into the museum’s studios to re-create the momentous moment.

“Visitors at Tussauds will see an exact wax representation of Jack Tokes sticking a flare up his arse whilst standing upright on his arms in a hand-stand position when they walk right through the doors of our London museum. We have even gone to the effort of making the red flare smoke gently, a red smoke, with audible sounds of other England fans whooping with excitement piped through speakers around the fantastic exhibit,” the director of Madame Tussauds, Mr. Conard Rumple, told the Evening Standard.

London Mayor Sadiq Khan was also wonderfully touched by the England fan’s enthusiasm, and is now putting through an order for the fan’s statue to be put on a plinth in Trafalgar Square.

The Italians have the Uffizi, La Scala, Michelangelo, Da Vinci, but that is all now solidly beaten by the wonderful depiction of an England football fan with a red flare lodged firmly up his anus.