In her debut comedy album Dearly Deported Toronto born comic Zoe Brownstone introduces herself as a slightly confused but bravely optimistic individual. With an opener that leaves nothing to the imagination about her opinions on living in The Netherlands to her dedication to becoming a well-balanced adult aged stoner, we meet someone who is really seeming to look like she is trying her best to figure it out.
With her quick jabs and timely wit, Zoe brings us along on the journey that brought her to Amsterdam, part cautionary tale, part satirical memoir; we can’t help but laugh at her and feel sorry for her all at the same time. Specifically when detailing the trials of becoming a stepmother and an untimely break-up. But within the series of unfortunate events, Zoe still serves confidence right alongside her questionable choices, a bravado that seemingly comes from nowhere and may not be deserved yet nevertheless is present throughout.
Here is someone we want to win, in Zoe it’s easy to identify pieces of ourselves as she gives us vulnerability for a period long enough to surprise the audience when she delivers a punchline. It’s an indication of her years as a comic on the Toronto scene and more recently helping to grow the English comedy scene in Holland. While this is her debut album, it’s clear she is not new to the craft.
In her material about cannabis use, we get to see a different archetype of the classic ‘stoner’ in the post-prohibition era of her home country. What the new-age stoner thinks about and her relationship to the often naturally anxiety inducing world we live in is insightful to even someone who does not partake. Universal themes of paranoia and self consciousness but in a twisted setting we can both laugh at in the moment and think back to later on (maybe while taking a puff).
This album is raw and fresh, giving us a look at an emerging comic finding her footing. We’re left at the end wondering what’s coming next for Zoe, and somehow having hope because if she can climb out of the (hilarious) hole she’s dug herself then surely we all can.
There is something in the wind. No, it’s not a fart, but something a lot worse — war. Russia and China are possibly planning something in August. This could either be a full-blown invasion of Taiwan by China, as well as a full-blown assault on the rest of Ukraine once the entire region of Donbas is cut off.
The Chinese Communist Party has been watching the Western sanctions closely and in anticipation of these sanctions, they have stockpiled over 60% of the globe’s grain reserves over the past year. Oil and gas is being acquired from Russia, which is also propping up Putin’s government.
Putin, despite losses in Ukraine, has stated that he is “only just getting started”. Russia has been sending in young conscripts with the dregs of the Russian arsenal. Testing the ground, seeing the Western reaction, and planning his next move with precision by feigning weakness.
Anyway, watch out for August. You may be on holiday if it happens, and we sincerely hope it does not happen, but keep an eye out for something to occur.
The danger we are in is the gravest, especially with a weak, impotent US Biden administration and the UK dumping Boris Johnson. Joe Biden, who has heavy ties with the CCP economically and ideologically, has been told to stand down when China moves on Taiwan.
It’s great to have woke useful idiots working for you to destabilise and polarise entire nations in the West all for your benefit. This is what Russia and China have been doing for decades in the West, playing the long game to destabilise Western democracy and freedom of speech.
ANTIFA BLM Marxist Communists controlled by Russia and China march
The key to destabilising entire nations is through the education system and certain agents within large institutions that command respect amongst the populations. Russian and Chinese destabilisation controllers know that it can take an entire generation, time wise, to demoralise a nation through indoctrination within the education system of any given Western nation.
We all know that Russia itself does not tolerate LGBTQP rights or freedom of speech, Metoo feminism or black racial issues, however their agents in the West feign support of these issues as a form of destabilisation to increase further polarisation and demoralisation in the West.
Soft Power
If you look at any university in the UK and USA, you will invariably find the Chinese Communist Party run Confucius Institute, which infiltrates educational establishments and indoctrinates students in Maoist communist doctrine. If one looks at any Hollywood film a little deeper than usual, you will find that 90% of films are financed by Chinese money either overtly or covertly. The Meg, and 2012 are good examples of Chinese money backing Hollywood, and if you watch the films themselves, you will see an underlying Chinese state theme within them. Streaming services like Netflix are also awash with woke indoctrination films and shows funded by China.
They are platforms for an authoritarian party that’s fundamentally hostile to liberal ideas like free speech and free inquiry to propagate a state-approved narrative.
And since the Communist Party of China doesn’t have a free press or rule of law to check its use of power, it’s no surprise there have been strong indications that CIs are used for inappropriate covert activities like intelligence gathering, and facilitating military research. SOURCE
Corporate wokeness is another form of destabilisation, with companies like NIKE who back the BLM movement. The main reason for them backing the woke agenda is monetary, due to cheap slave labour Chinese manufacturing and the majority of their sales going to black people in the West.
The advertising business is also guilty of indoctrination techniques to push down the throats of audiences the current woke talking point. With ad agencies awash with Chinese CCP money, they simply do what they are told as long as the money flows in to their accounts. Advertising executives and CEOs do not care about things like Chinese infiltration or demoralisation.
The West is awash with Russian and Chinese students, employees, agents and citizens. Not all of course are agents working to destabilise the West, but there are huge numbers embedded in institutions actively working to create maximum damage to Western interests.
Wokism encapsulates many destabilising factors including: anti-freedom of speech, anti-democracy, mass censorship, cancel culture, anti-capitalism, strict political correctness, anti-art, anti-freedom of expression, soviet indoctrination, brainwashing techniques, cultural Marxism, and Soviet collectivism. In other words, if one puts communism and wokism together, there is no difference between the two ideologies.
The American socialist party have completely adopted wokism and the Biden administration has immense ties with China. The British Labour Party and Liberal Democrats are now overtly far-left woke communists. Many Big Tech all-controlling conglomerates are heavily involved with China and adopt woke control techniques on the internet, completely shutting it down of free speech and Western ideals. Liberalism used to mean a liberal accepting inclusive doctrine — today, it adopts soviet totalitarian authoritarian communist ideology.
By using the indoctrinated woke warriors in the West, Russia and China destabilise the West from within, and every time there is a BLM riot or LGBTQP outrage or Metoo manhunt the central control centres in Moscow and Beijing are cheering. Their work is done.
People should get over the fact that Hunter Biden paid for his crack and Russian trafficked sex slave prostitutes, thankfully from money donated by his father. Who is Hunter Biden’s dad? That is protected information — Nothing to see here! Please disperse!
Biased Democrat funded fact-checkers are now working overtime at the moment to repair any damage to the Biden crime syndicate ‘reputation’ by denigrating anything posted anywhere as ‘fake news’ or even worse — ‘conspiracy theories’.
None of this ever happened, what you read and see about Hunter Biden and “The Big Guy” are not true in any way.
Please go back to reading manufactured propaganda stories from some Democrat-run news service. Please also remember that the people mentioned in this or any article related in any way to the Biden crime family are above all laws, press scrutiny, taxation and are free to do whatever they want without any form of repercussion that would apply to any other citizen if they had committed these heinous acts.
Socialist spender Rishi Sunak gave £50,000 to a crack addict during the Covid Lockdown spending spree. Naturally, the addict used the money to buy more cocaine and snort it up his fucking nose. Losing £16 billion to fraud during the lockdown, Rishi Sunak did not even attempt to recoup the money, instead he pretended it never happened, writing it off.
Instead of letting loss making businesses fail naturally, Sunak started a profligate socialist spending spree using money that the UK just doesn’t have and will find hard to pay off.
How did Rishi Sunak and his Treasury fix the economy after the pandemic lockdowns ended? Like any good socialist, he put up taxes to levels not seen since Clement Atlee in the 1950s. Add that shit in with hyperinflation and insane cost of living rises, and what do you get? Well, recession is imminent, and it won’t be a pretty one either. We are talking depression levels of recession that may last for decades.
Any Tory who votes for Rishi Sunak is not a Tory, but should join Labour. Rishi Sunak is decapitating business by increasing corporation tax, killing off small business and condemning millions of Britons to a fate of prolonged poverty barely existing from pay cheque to pay cheque.
Killing off the entrepreneurial spirit and dissuading many businesses from coming to Britain, Sunak has fucked Britain up the ass.
If Rishi Sunak becomes the next PM, prepare for complete recession and depression in the UK that will last for decades.
According to Hollywood psychologist Dr Maria Prongs, Prince Harry is not racist anymore despite his past actions. He once called a Sandhurst colleague Ahmed Raza Khan a “Paki” whilst filming his army chums at an airport. Harry also liked to dress in Nazi garb for parties replete with swastikas, and called another colleague a “rag head”.
“Harry is not racist because he married a mulatto woman who is whiter than white itself. Meghan is about as black as a snow covered mountain. This is why it is ridiculous that Harry says the royal family is racist, because Harry is as racist as anyone, but not racist anymore because he married Meghan Markle,” the psychologist revealed.
Ovid Scoobie, the couple’s spokesperson also backed up Prince Harry much to celebrations from the “Sussex Squad” fans.
“It’s impossible for Harry to be racist even though he looks down on Pakis, rag heads etc. If he had married a real full on black woman and had actual black kids, then he would truly be deemed as non-racist but instead he married a white half African American who probably looks down on coloured people as well when indoors. You see, it’s okay to be racist when there are no cameras around in the safety of your Montecito Mcmansion.”
The Democrat Party today announced they will be holding rolling investigations and court cases against Donald Trump indefinitely until the end of time.
“If Trump drops his tooth brush on the fuckin’ floor, we will have a full governmental congressional investigation costing millions of taxpayers dollars into that shit,” Democrat, Nancy Pelosi announced on Tuesday.
Not only will there be a constant stream of expensive useless investigations, but Trump will also be targeted by the IRS whatever he does on a constant basis and parking violations will be handed out to the Don ad infinitum without any form of evidence.
“We set the FBI, NSA, IRS, ATF, CIA, and every other government agency within the state’s apparatus to harass and punish Donald Trump simply on the basis that he exists,” another Democrat revealed to great applause.
The investigations will be ongoing until the end of time.
Sir Mo Farah is apparently not Sir Mo Farah and he was never Mo Farah in the first place, apparently.
Sir Mo Farah who was even knighted by the Queen for his marathon running skills is now technically not a Sir because she knighted someone with a completely different name.
In other news, I did not write this article and am a completely different person to the person you think wrote this piece of crap because if it was written by a real writer the piece would be really witty and funny but instead someone else wrote this therefore I am off the hook.
Prince Charles is not Prince Charles as well. He has just confessed to the media that he is in fact a Romanian migrant called Vasile Dracul from Wallachia, Transylvania, a distant cousin of some chap called Vlad.
The idiotic and greedy airlines who were decrying lockdowns during the Covid pandemic are now ironically wishing that we were all in lockdown again. Flight cancellations, staff shortages, no baggage handlers and airport clusterfucks mean taking a holiday for an ordinary person will require three-day waits with little or no information in packed boarding halls where people have nervous breakdowns and punch ups erupt every five minutes.
Modern air travel in the current climate is an ordeal many sane people would do anything to avoid, and yet there are thousands of idiots who are programmed to buy holidays in some shit-hole Spanish package holiday destination.
The airlines are their own worst enemy because they enable the hundreds of thousands of morons to subject themselves to travel torture by lowering ticket prices to fill planes that cannot be serviced and airports that do not have the staff anymore.
With stupidity on both sides in plentiful supply, the insanity will continue ad infinitum.
Going on holiday abroad? Ah, good for you! Pay no attention to the fact that these creaky overused aircraft do not have the proper staff numbers to check the planes before they take off. It’s okay, just don’t think about the fact that metal fatigue is a real thing, and the necessary checks before departing did not take place.
Imagine the amount of savings the government and taxpayer could make tomorrow if many of the useless civil servants working from home were fired immediately? The Big State is an enormous monstrosity that needs to be whittled down to the bare essentials.
Dump the useless QUANGOs spending trillions of taxpayers money on ineffectual tripe. Dump the lazy civil servants working from home in their pyjamas with vast salaries on useless jobs that need no skill and benefit no one apart from the civil servants.
Dump the myriad of governmental departments that serve no purpose at all and were creations of the Labour government of the past. Dump the useless local government council officials on £700,000 per annum sitting on their fat arses farting down phone lines, working two days a week and taking holidays in Barbados every three weeks.
Dump the useless fucks in City Hall, and TfL who through their Marxist fervour seem to enjoy their £350,000 salaries and gold-plated pensions whilst attending the occasional soviet committee meeting where they can discuss how to tax Londoners further for merely driving on the cunting roads.
Dump the entire fucking lot. The Big State is a sovietised construct. The people want lower taxes, and governmental efficiency — not this fucking bloated monstrosity of a government that trundles along like a fat slug over your prize courgettes.
With her quick jabs and timely wit, Zoe brings us along on the journey that brought her to Amsterdam, part cautionary tale, part satirical memoir; we can’t help but laugh at her and feel sorry for her all at the same time. Specifically when detailing the trials of becoming a stepmother and an untimely break-up. But within the series of unfortunate events, Zoe still serves confidence right alongside her questionable choices, a bravado that seemingly comes from nowhere and may not be deserved yet nevertheless is present throughout.
