The meddlesome couple from California want to upstage King Charles’ Coronation ceremony in May by bringing along a massive 80ft bouncy castle for Archie’s birthday to upstage the weak king.
“The bouncy castle will be set up directly on the steps of Westminster Abbey and photographers will be called to take photographs of young Archie jumping around in it. There will be some dodgy geezers from a fairground assisting and some old speakers playing garage music at high volume. The Sussexes have even hired a DJ from Cricklewood to play the awful tunes. The prince thinks this stunt will raise his and his wife’s poor profile,” a PR agent in London revealed.
Westminster Council were contacted by the Sussexes and a proposal was presented to officials last week.
If this goes ahead, it could derail the entire Charles Coronation and even cause a health and safety nightmare. How the royal procession will be able to access the entrance of Westminster Abbey when it is blocked by an 80ft bouncy castle and hundreds of photographers along with a Netflix film crew is not known?
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were contacted for comment, but refused to respond.
Russians are living the life of Riley during the so-called Western sanctions. French owned hypermarket Auchan still has over 300 stores with 40,000 employees keeping the Russian population fed on gourmet food, croissants, baguettes, foie gras and caviar. The shelves are all full of multiples of types of products, full to the brim of the best quality of food at very reasonable prices. Auchan is owned by the Muillez family in France.
In stark contrast, Britain is suffering food shortages of the most basic items like tomatoes and cucumbers. You have to now take out a second mortgage to buy a small basket of plain every day goods in the UK. Buying a simple loaf of bread, some cheese, and maybe some butter will cost you £10.00 or more. Empty shelves are being primarily blamed for the ‘bad weather’ but that excuse is utter bullshit. Because the extreme high cost of electricity and other utilities farmers cannot afford to grow their vegetables indoors, and importing from the EU is also a huge problem, probably because of red tape and Brexit politics.
Sanctions?
While the UK is suffering, Russians are living like kings and queens with no shortages of food or any type of wares. Fuel is cheap and gas is practically free. Low electricity costs and plenty of food for everyone. It is safe to say that sanctions have made little or no impact on Russia.
Globus, the German run hypermarket is the biggest chain and the stores are huge with enormous amounts of variation in products. These hypermarkets sell very cheap goods to Russians, who enjoy their lives of luxury while the bombs and missiles rain down on Ukraine. Globus Hypermarket Holding (Globus SB-Warenhaus Holding GmbH & Co. KG), branded as Globus, is a German retail chain of hypermarkets, DIY stores and electronics stores.
Along with Auchan, the French-owned hypermarket, Globus is also a major player in Russia, and have contravened any form of sanction on the country. Many Russians do not even know or feel that there is a serious war being fought in Ukraine created by their supreme commander in chief, Vladimir Putin. As long as the oil and gas flows through India and China, and the food from Europe flows through to Russia with no problem at all.
The creator of the Dilbert cartoon strip, Scott Adams is in a bit of a bind, and one can only feel for the poor guy. Some creative people may be geniuses in their own right but sometimes they are not aware of certain social nuances, simply because of their way of wearing their hearts on their sleeves. Adams was cancelled because he replied to a recent Rasmussen poll revealing ‘47% of Black people did not agree with the phrase “It’s okay to be white”‘. The findings of the poll clearly reveal some racism within the black community.
Certainly, the world media has been inundated with images of black people in all advertising, all films, all streaming series and all magazines since the BLM riots in America. Every film from Hollywood now overcompensates by having black people in high positions of power ordering others around like subservient beings, but this constant pushing of this agenda is making some people crack, like Dilbert creator Adams. The jump from basically not seeing many black people in all media to suddenly an overwhelming surplus is quite a jump and is disconcerting to some people. Also, ‘affirmative action’ in the workplace is a form of racism in itself, where people who may or may not be qualified for any given job position are parachuted in simply because of their race or gender.
Why is it just black people, though? Why are they the only ones being elevated and paraded around, while others are still marginalised? Filipinos, Saudi Arabians, Belgians, Japanese, Greeks Egyptians, Eskimos, Native Americans, Nepalese and everyone else have been sidelined as much as anyone.
Adams does have a way with words which is perceived as racist, but he is addressing the blatant racism of some black people towards whites and other races. Black racism does exist, as does racism from any colour of skin. You can be blue, black, green with orange spots, or purple, the colour does not matter, it is the overall character and demeanour of individuals that should matter. Everyone of course has an opinion of their own, whether it was instilled and drilled into them as a child, or their views changed as they became more aware. The model that humans build of their environment, and their perception, is all down to experience. The unknown is always feared, the key to altering the model is introducing some kind of familiarity which will alleviate any fear.
There is such a thing as white flight, and this is what Adams is possibly addressing as well. White flight is a very real phenomenon which happens to many neighbourhoods where a black family will move in to a home, or a few will come at the same time. Eventually, the original inhabitants move out and from there…
Further questions and truths are never addressed, like IQ levels and the scientific disparity between certain races. This subject is shut down almost immediately and the results of numerous studies hidden away. Even the scientist who helped discover the structure of DNA was erased from all records because he dared to mention some of the factors involving race and IQ/genetics. Why does intelligence and race matter? Well, we as humans should not kid ourselves or delude ourselves that there is equality in intelligence levels in race, the Romans proved that point 2,500 years ago with their architectural marvels, aqueducts, palaces, cities, and highly evolved governmental structures, as well as their superior military machinery. IQ however is a very contentious measure of overall intelligence and should not necessarily be the ultimate arbiter of the complete spectrum in intelligence analysis, however it is the current test used by many nations and institutions.
As for Adams, no doubt his words will push the sales of his books up as many agree with him. He just had the balls to say what many people think. It’s his right to speak however negatively he is perceived or written down by those who are too scared to ever address the elephant in the room. The publishers who cancel his comic strip are also free to do that. Adams has made his millions, and he finally got to say what he really wanted for all those years. Good luck to the fella…
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February 24th marks one year since the illegal invasion by Russian troops ordered into Ukraine by chief gangster Vladimir Putin.
As Beijing is giving Russia support in its evil war quietly, publicly China is calling for an end to the ‘special military operation’. China is now about to give arms to Russia, as the Russians are running out of the most basic military supplies. The Russians are also supplied by Iran with deadly suicide drones. India is also a large partner with Russia in oil and gas sales funding Putin’s evil war of attrition.
Люди прячутся от обстрелов в метро в Харькове в четверг 24.03.2022.Фото Мариенко Андрея
The illegal invasion and atrocities committed on a sovereign nation contravening international law by Russia is fully financially supported by China, India and Iran.
Sanctions by the West have been useless simply because sanctions are not enforced, and Russia easily circumvents the so-called sanctions via India and China.
Bus evacuating civilian shooting bullet glass hole shot bullet windshield broken icon red cross sign humanitarian logo. 2022 War Russia invasion Ukraine war crimes. Mark bullet car destroyed bus crash
The meat grinder of Ukraine grinds away daily the Russian conscripts and cannon fodder. Poorly equipped, poorly trained and with low moral, these troops can only show their frustration by committing awful atrocities and genocide on the poor Ukrainian civilians. Women, kids, babies, elderlies and the disabled are easy prey for the drugged up Russian Wagner criminals. Raping and pillaging, then conducting a scorched earth policy.
Behind the scenes, China is now preparing to send military weapons to Russia, and for the past year it has been financing and supplying technology to Putin’s evil regime. Publicly, China has been at some points vetoing Russia at the UN, but China’s hypocrisy is only too evident with their actions in Russia. Just as China commits genocide on the Uygur people and in Tibet, they are also watching how the US deals with sanctions on Russia. Chinese aspirations on Taiwan are no mystery, as it also prepares for an onslaught on the little island in the not too distant future.
Mariupol, Ukraine Mar 24, 2022. Destroyed car after Grad rocket explodes.
If NATO and the West does not arm Ukraine with jets, tanks, and high-tech missiles, then the war will escalate as an emboldened Putin moves to other European countries. As Germany and France dilly-dally and question any attempt to arm Ukraine, the United Kingdom has been bold and enthusiastic in committing hard weaponry and support. It is sad to see the lacklustre stance by European nations, apart from Poland.
If Russia is not stopped, it is safe to say that World War III will have begun. China will be emboldened to attack Taiwan, and Putin will move forward towards Paris. Conversely, this is a tightrope walked by the West, where a cornered rat can be even more dangerous, in other words, the crazed and diseased Putin decides on a reckless insane nuclear war which would mean Mutually Assured Destruction (MAD). No matter the outcome, this is a war not only for Ukraine but the entire globe.
You will be unemployed soon. Your old education system serves no purpose for the future. Old political systems do not work now and will be obsolete in the future. All theories and systems of the past will not be needed anymore. All religious systems of control will not be applicable in the future.
The entire globe is on the edge of an accelerating exponential technological chart of data, of quantum science, artificial intelligence, robotics, nanotechnology, unlimited energy and automation of nearly all human and biological processes.
If there ever was a revolution blowing through the carcass of a dead civilisation this technological whirlwind will change everything completely.
The mythical gods created by humans in the past will walk amongst us in the form of technological wonders that many cannot comprehend today.
When the time comes, you will not be able to bypass the inclusion of these technological changes. Certainty will be rooted in constant change, where nothing stays in stasis for long.
Net zero means zero carbon emissions, which can only be achieved through measurable strategies to reduce the number of carbon emitting carbon entities on earth.
Integration with machines and technology will be the only tolerant programme in the future, and those who do not will be eventually disposed of by time itself.
What is it with bloody Tony Blair? He keeps emerging like an unwanted turd after you’ve flushed for the fifth time. This evil fucker was not only responsible for the death of literally millions of people in Iraq and Syria, but now he wants everyone to have a compulsory ID card in the UK. That’s like one fascist step closer to being microchipped or branded across the forehead like fucking cattle.
The Nazis were the ones who introduced national ID cards in wartime Germany, Franco’s fascists were the ones who made them compulsory in Spain, and of course Mussolini introduced ID cards in Italy.
When Labour wins the next election, Blair will be leading the push for the introduction of something horrible again — this is a guarantee. What the hell does Blair do all day in his mansions; all which were naturally acquired by ill-gotten gains? One can imagine him pacing up and down the massive corridors and halls, scheming on the next initiative to enslave the people further.
Remember, after Blair came into power in ’97, the country was suddenly flooded by CCTV cameras. Today, it is estimated that for each person in the UK there are over 5,000 cameras, all recording 24/7 and tracking every single movement of every citizen.
Can the Europeans be blamed for their latest outrage in shutting out Britain’s subclasses from holidaying on their beaches? After years of abuse, the continentals have quite rightly had enough of Britain’s subclass ‘scum’ Unterklasse who plague the beach resorts of Spain, Portugal, France and Italy.
The Europeans will certainly not miss the vomit filled streets; the humping and boozing day and night all over the fucking place, the constant drunk fights, the cheap package holiday scum kicking off in the Easyjets, the balcony leapers as well as the grotesque sight of obese red roasted lobsters speeding around in their mobility scooters eating a full English breakfast whilst downing a pint of vodka and smoking a cigarette simultaneously at 7:30 in the fucking morning.
Budget chav travellers have been a blight on many European holiday destinations, leaving entire towns off limits to locals in fear for their lives and sanity.
“I cannot take my dog out for a walk in the morning or go for a quiet meal in the evening with my wife. They are literally humping in the street, vomiting everywhere, and passing out in the gutters. The fights we see go on for hours as they throw chairs, tables and bottles. The Brits call them ‘slags’ what is a slag? I see one girl she had all three holes filled up and a long queue of men wanting to have a go. It was a real public spectacle, but it happen every night here in Lanzarote,” one appalled and fed up Spanish local revealed.
Majorca’s director of tourism, Lucia Escribano, recently sparked outrage when she said the island would not be promoting travel for summer 2023 because it was “not interested in having… budget tourists from the UK – and we don’t care if they go [instead] to Greece and Turkey.”
The orgies, booze filled Bacchanalia and vomit filled streets will certainly not be missed by the European countries vying for a better class of clientele, but maybe the mediocre amount of money these Unterklasse bring will still be missed. If you still want some easy sex, drugs and booze, it will all be kicking off in either Greece or Turkey this year. Have at it…
Shamima Begum begged, and begged to be let back into the UK but has lost an appeal against the revocation of her British citizenship, after MI5 contended that she continued to pose a threat to national security.
Ms Begum, now 23, fled the UK at the age of 15 to join the Islamic State (IS) terror group in Syria and had her British citizenship removed by the home secretary when she resurfaced in a refugee camp in 2019.
She mounted a legal challenge thanks to ruthless lawyers against the decision, arguing that MI5 was wrong to conclude she represents a threat to the British public.
One can only wonder who paid Begum’s legal costs? When asked about this, the BBC was strangely silent.
You may wonder why there are 40,000 economic migrant asylum seekers living the Life of Riley in Britain’s hotels at a cost of £7 million per day and £2.1 billion per annum billed to the taxpayer? Well, according to the useless current Tory government, it is because the UK is “taking back our borders”.
Home Office data is set to show that the asylum backlog has increased by 50,000 in just 12 months from 100,564 in the year ending December 2021 passing 150,000 for the first time in more than 20 years.
As Brexit never happened, neither did any form of border control nor brief glimpse of anything positive come out of Britain’s non-Brexit.
Taking back our borders
“Remoaners are moaning daily about Brexit, and how everything is the fault of Brexit, however Brexit never happened. Britain is still subject to the laws and diktats of the EU, the ECHR, the ECJ and over 4,000 EU laws. You ever wondered why you have to pay so much at the fuel pump? It’s because an EU 20% fuel tax is still in place. Value Added Tax? Yes, that is an EU creation and still fully in place,” an angry citizen revealed.
As the devious civil servants thwart any attempt to leave the EU properly, and the House of Lords does its best to halt any Brexit laws through, the Bank of England and Treasury work to make life harder for the people, so they blame everything on Brexit. Even the financial markets, as witnessed by what they did to Liz Truss are working in tandem with the deep state to stop any attempt at a Brexit.
There never was a Brexit, and it looks like there never will be a Brexit.
