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Biden Thinking About Impeaching Himself

WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Joe Biden is thinking about impeaching himself such are the crimes and corruption he has been party to throughout his career.

Distraught after the second acquittal of the Teflon Don, Joe Biden is now considering impeaching himself for alleged crimes that include widespread corruption, money laundering and massive electoral fraud in the 2020 elections.

“I am ashamed of myself, here I kneel in shame, a thief who has stolen someone else’s crown. I have also betrayed my own nation by becoming embroiled in dodgy CCP front companies and receiving illicit funds from Burisma, a corrupt Ukrainian company. My son, is a liability, and a CCP asset who has compromised national security and my standing, seeing as I creamed off 20% of his illegal takings. We did not pay one single cent to the IRS because the money was delivered secretly. I have accounts offshore which hold all the money from my ill-gotten gains. Oh dear, what have I done? High treason is just one of the crimes!” a repentant Biden wailed.

America’s socialist party have been wailing for days and days after the acquittal of Trump, not once but twice from their trumped-up charges which went nowhere. Hell, they’ve been trying to down the Teflon Don since 2016 and the campaign before the election. The Democrats only succeeded in downing the Don after a massive organised effort of total censorship and electoral fraud in 2020.

So, what’s the next step then after Biden impeaches himself?

The evidence against Biden is so immense and damning he will probably put himself in the stockades and put in a date for his shooting squad demise.

“I will present myself to the Marines, they will put me against a wall, and cover my eyes with a cloth. I will then be shot to death hopefully. I don’t want anyone injuring me so I’m still alive and in pain, they need to go for my head and heart,” Biden said with his head hanging in shame for his crimes against the American people and nation.

Well, it’s good to see the Democrats doing something useful for a change.

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