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U.S. Election: Will Dimpled Chads Rear Their Ugly Heads Again?

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Election experts are getting ready with their magnifying glasses again for those dimpled chads during the election voter count.

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It’s that election time again and many are expecting the same sort of chad drama as was witnessed during the Florida count in 2000.

“I can’t wait to see those dimpled chads and I been waiting four years for another dimple session,” Chad Briers, an election official told CBS news.

This year it could be down to the wire with Romney vs Obama in a dimpled chad showdown that could swing things for the right candidate.

“Dimpled chads, hanging chads, pregnant chads, ooh I can’t wait to wade into those chads come election time,” Jimmy Coursey, another vote official told ABC news.

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