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Post-Election Latest: Therexit Put on Hold For Brexit

LONDON - England - In a remarkable turn of events the inevitable exit of Theresa May, (dubbed Therexit) has been put on hold.

Therexit On the Cards as the Weak and Wobbly Cannot Negotiate...

LONDON - England - The Eurocrats in Brussels have smelled blood, and this is why they are so eager for the now mortally wounded PM, Theresa May to start negotiations.

Proper Brexit Now F***ed Thanks to Theresa May

LONDON - England - She couldn't cope, so she called an early General Election and now Brexit will be decided by a bunch of Marxist Remainers.

Exit Polls: May Day, May Day, Where’s Boris to Save the...

LONDON - England - If the exit polls are to be believed, the Theresa May gamble of calling an early election has fallen back in her face as a giant Conservative flop, considering the mass of young brainwashed Labour supporters bribed by freebies.

Self Serving Benefit Concerts, Twitter Hash Tags or Love Do Not...

LONDON - England - A fourth terror attack in four months is an example of extremist expansion and must be stopped sooner than later.

EU Conspiracy Manipulated Electoral Polls to Dupe May Into Calling Early...

LONDON - England - One of the necessary rules of warfare is never underestimate your enemy, but sadly this rule may have fallen on deaf ears in Theresa May's camp, who may have been duped into calling an early general election.

EU Attack Dog SS Colonel Selmayr At Your Service

BERLIN - Germany - SS-Verf├╝gungstruppe, Colonel Martin Selmayr, a decorated officer of the EU army has been put in charge of punishing Britain during the Brexit process.

Brexit Juncker’s Disastrous Dinner Made Talks About Talks Trickier?

LONDON - England - As the EU27 agreed negotiating guidelines that promise pain before gain, an account of a Juncker and May vomitous meal exposes the chasm between them.

5 Apps for Every Dedicated Prime Minister

With the local elections out of the way and General Election fever gripping the nation, it would be easy to get sucked in and...

Theresa May: Snap Election Could Go Crackle and Pop

LONDON - England - British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called for an early General Election in June.

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