When asked about the California fire blighting much of the Los Angeles area, the Hawk Tuah girl said: “You gotta give ’em that ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on that thang“.
The Los Angeles Fire Department have now called for the Hawk Tuah girl’s urgent assistance sending a message to her in Nashville to fly to L.A pronto.
LAFD spokeswoman Butch Diker, relayed an urgent call on Sunday for help with the fires.
“We need the Hawk Tuah girl to do some hawkin’ and tuahin’! Anyone know where she is since her 15 minutes of fame was up?”
If anyone knows where she is, please contact the LAFD immediately. Lives are on the line here, for fuck’s sake.
As help finally comes too late as the devilish Santa Ana winds die down, thankfully bringing many residents of Los Angeles much needed respite, it seems that extensive damage has already been meted out. Sadly, much of the destruction has been more self-inflicted than anything else, and Saint Anne is not completely to blame. Greed is the main culprit, as these windswept areas should not have homes built on them in the first place, but such is the desire for quick profits and riches, the building will no doubt continue along with the incompetence of the authorities who are supposed to be in charge.
The Santa Ana winds arrive, susurrando,
carrying whispers del desierto,
a hot breath through los cañones,
stirring leaves and sueños alike.
They dance sin descanso,
spinning dust into spirals of memory,
wild and untamed como el corazón,
fueling a fire that waits to rise.
El aire quema, dry as an ancient curse,
its touch enciende las brasas dormidas,
fanning the flames of montaña y valle,
turning quiet forests into roaring infierno.
El fuego salta, hungry y vivo,
carried on wings of viento ardiente,
it devours, como un amante sin piedad,
leaving ashes where verdor once stood.
Yet in the chaos, there’s a rhythm,
a murmur of tiempos pasados,
of ancestors who knew this song,
who bent to these winds, and endured.
Oh, Santa Ana, viento caprichoso,
you bring heat, you bring fury,
you remind us of fragility y fuerza,
of how quickly life ignites, y se consume.
Still, the ashes will cool,
la tierra will heal,
and when you return, susurrando,
we will listen,
for even in your fury, hay poesía.
As the hell on earth of Los Angeles today makes Sodom and Gomorrah look like a pleasant picnic, one thing will not change in the city of Lost Angels — the Democrat vote.
“Some people are so stupid that despite the amount of mismanagement, incompetence and idiocy, and despite losing everything because of the Democrat liberals, they will still vote Democrat at the next election and still support DEI (Didn’t Earn It) implants like the clueless Mayor Bass or the fish loving delusional poseur Governor Newsom,” one Angelino said through gritted teeth.
Some people never learn, and it seems some businesses never learn either, like the insurance business who are now set up for a $190 billion bill.
Give it another few years and the idiots will build new homes in the hell on earth fire zone, and that will get burned down again. Rinse and repeat ad infinitum because idiots are idiots, and they never learn. Keep beating your heads against a brick wall. It’s futile trying to put sense into some people’s dumbfuck heads.
Phew! It’s okay folks, the horrible ‘Anti-Diversity Equity and Inclusion’ fires that threaten the productive careers of LA Mayor Karen Bass and LAFD Chief Kristin Crowley are mostly under control now.
DEI advocates blamed the fire for being too binary and racist: “It’s the fire’s fault, it should have been more gender fluid and black. Maybe the hydrants would have worked then.”
“There’s nothing to see here, please go back to your homes, oops, some of you don’t have homes any more. Hey, look on the bright side, at least the Smelt are safe swimming around in some far away river, and the $17 million cuts worked out fine in the end, huh!” Mayor Bass said at yet another press conference before announcing she will go on another holiday.
The LA Fire Department were filmed a week before the fire during a gruelling training session.
Meanwhile, Governor Gavin Newsom was defiant about his job performance when he recalled, “Yeah, some firemen came up to me and like were asking me why the fire hydrants don’t work. The fire department does not function without water, they said. I told them that the Smelt fish are more important than such trivial matters like water coming out of fire hydrants. I also told them to do their job, or they would be fired!”
Welcome to the Third World pretending to be the First World.
All it takes is a day, but ah, never mind. Let’s remember the beautiful environs of Pacific Palisades, a wonderful, idyllic place to live. Although, it has to be said, if you’re an insurance company, not such a good place, but that’s neither here nor there.
Morning: Beachfront Relaxation
– Will Rogers State Beach: Begin your day at this serene beach, ideal for sunbathing, swimming, and surfing. The pristine sands and clear waters, set against the backdrop of the Santa Monica Mountains, provide a tranquil start. You never know, you might bump into Paris Hilton or Nicole Kidman frolicking on the beach.
Late Morning: Historical Exploration
– Will Rogers State Historic Park: A short drive inland leads to this park, once the ranch of humorist Will Rogers. Explore the visitor centre and museum to delve into his legacy. For panoramic city views, consider hiking the Inspiration Point Trail.
Lunch: Coastal Dining
– Palisades Village: Head to this charming downtown area, home to a variety of restaurants, coffee shops, and boutiques. Enjoy a leisurely lunch and perhaps some shopping in this community hub.
Afternoon: Cultural Enrichment
– The Getty Villa: Dedicated to the arts and cultures of Ancient Greece and Rome, this museum offers impressive collections amidst stunning architecture and gardens. It’s a must-visit for art enthusiasts.
Evening: Sunset Hike
– Temescal Canyon Park: Conclude your day with a hike offering views of the Santa Monica Mountains and the Pacific Ocean. The trails vary in difficulty, and the picturesque waterfall adds to the experience. It’s an excellent spot to watch the sunset over the ocean.
This is a brief glimpse into the diverse attractions of Pacific Palisades, from its natural landscapes to its cultural landmarks.
“Y’all need to stand down from looting all those rich whitey mansions that been abandoned and sheeit! Sho nuff, bitch this sheeit deserved to us, we be finna get what owed ‘n’ sheeit! Besides, dese da muffuggers who donated millions to BLM dey can afford it!”
Imagine the sheer temptation, massive mansions all empty and full of riches that BLM looters would only dream about owning or selling off for money. There are literally over 200,000 empty properties, malls, shops all abandoned in the Los Angeles fire evacuation zone.
Random Convenience store getting totally looted – this is common practice in California now.
California technically legalised theft for up to $950 with stories of staff getting sacked & charged when attempting to prevent thieves.
“Ima show sum self restraints n shiet!” one responsible BLM member said whilst being held back by two of his burly friends.
Los Angeles already has very lax laws regarding shoplifting, but it is not clear what the laws are regarding emptying abandoned mansions of their luxury items? Probably not a good idea if the BLM looters are thinking of making some moves. LA is not Chicago, which is truly a lawless armpit of a place…or is it?
“If somebody decides to loot a Gucci or a Macy’s or a Nike… that’s reparations”
“BLM reparations looters need to show some restraint. Remember that this is a disaster area where thousands of homes have been abandoned and are sitting there with no security or anything. If we see any of you BLM people looting around there, though, we gonna give you a misdemeanour citation and $5 fine without hesitation. It’s your call!” a police spokesman far away from the disaster zone announced on Friday.
Watts, Los Angeles: On Nov. 19, black suspects looted a Nike Community Store. They escaped in multiple getaway vehicles. Separately, the Nike Community Store in Portland, Ore. recently down due to public safety issues. pic.twitter.com/oleuZfJtpP
Amongst the smouldering ashes of multi-million dollar mansions, the fire has ravaged some of the most exclusive areas of Los Angeles. There are true heroes here, though, people who are risking their lives to help the victims of this terrible fire. People like Moshe Liebowitz, a renowned plastic surgeon, whose clinic is offering the people of Pacific Palisades, Malibu and Altadena free botox fillers, breast enlargements and ass enlargements in their time of need. Quote code: FILLITUP-NOW
“This is a fucking tragedy. Look at my deflated bottom lip?” Lydia Mancuso, 43, who lost four of her mansions, told an ABC NEWS crew.
Jim Tremende, 56, was also up in arms as his puffed out face looked even more puffed out than usual. “I need more botox asap. Like, yesterday! Stat! Thanks to heroes like Dr. Liebowitz who is coming to my 5-star hotel suite in Beverly Hills which I booked after my goddamn Palisades mansion burned down, I will have an even bigger, fucking better bloated motherfuckin’ botox face.”
In Malibu, one resident’s breast implants exploded from the heat.
“I was enjoying a lil champagne and caviar looking out to the sea from my wonderful luxury mansion thinking about those adorable smelt fishies swimming around in rivers, what a beautiful thought. Anyway, suddenly I felt a little heat and my left fuckin’ tit exploded. The rock hard nipple cracked the fuckin’ glass of the window. Thank god for people like Dr. Liebowitz, I phoned him as the whole house burned down, and he booked an appointment for me immediately.”
Our thoughts are with the whole community in these trying times.
The Chancellor Rachel Reeves has revealed she is having a wonderful time in China.
“Thanks to the wonderful hospitality of the Chinese Communist Party, I have been having an absolutely fabulous time in China. I was flown over in a private jet, where I enjoyed a marvellous lobster and champagne lunch. On arrival, a very big limousine picked me up from the runway, and a little Chinaman picked up all my luggage, all 43 pieces.
“I was then driven to a five-star hotel in Beijing which is only used by high ranking CCP members. It’s so great to see equality in communism being exercised. The driver pressed some new fangly hidden button or something or rather, and a chilled champagne bottle rose up from a compartment, along with a champagne glass.
“Arriving at the 5-star Exclusive CCP hotel, I was greeted by all these little hotel staff people running around me, some took my luggage, others wiped my brow, and the hotel manager herself showed me the suite booked for me on the top floor.
“I’ve got an infinity pool in my room. I’ve got a foot massage booked at 2pm, and a full body massage with aromatic oils performed by the hotel’s best masseuse, Madam Kinky booked for 3pm. I actually prefer the gentle touch of women, and it will sate my feminist ideals. Not only that, but I look forward to it with hot anticipation, hmm, I wonder why my knickers are getting so wet?
“I check my emails from the UK. I immediately shut it all off, I’m on holiday, I must not think of the awful UK, a despicable place I detest with a vengeance. Oh, it feels like such a far distant memory. I take another sip of champers and continue to enjoy my Chinese holiday in the infinity pool. This is bliss. I’m loving it.”
Because the vindictive vegetable Joe Biden on the way out of his disastrous non-presidency (Obama’s third term) was told to ban oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico, Donald Trump is going to make a few changes himself. The Biden drilling ban means he is taking the action under the Outer Continental Shelf Lands Act of 1953, which allows US presidents to withdraw areas from mineral leasing and drilling. The law does not grant presidents the legal authority to overturn prior bans, according to a 2019 court ruling. It means a reversal would likely require an act of Congress.
If the Gulf of Mexico name is changed to the Gulf of America, then the drilling ban does not mean shit.
The gloves are off for Trump this time around, and the do-gooder virtue signalling socialist Americans can’t do anything when you’re drilling for oil in the Gulf of America, because it is not the Gulf of Mexico any more.
America needs the money, and to fix the country from years of socialism. This is one way to bank some serious cash for that exact job.
With a large majority in parliament for Labour, there’s now no point in putting forward motions for debate because they get voted down immediately. This time, Labour MPs banded together to cowardly vote down a vote for an enquiry into child abuse perpetrated on thousands of English girls, effectively silencing the victims’ voices. Cancel culture is still very much alive, especially in Westminster.
No shame
Cowardly Labour MPs blocked an attempt to initiate a national enquiry into grooming gangs. This makes Labour MPs themselves complicit in the very cover-up of the child abuse by grooming gangs that is ongoing.
The amendment put forward by Conservative MPs which would have piled pressure on the Government to hold a statutory enquiry into historic child sexual exploitation was voted down by 364 to 111.
Thanks to the Labour MPs, the plight of the child abuse victims will be silenced. Well done Keir Starmer and Labour. Congratulate yourselves on another victory for cancel culture and evil.
