President Obama made sure that during the U.S. shutdown Federal workers would get full back pay if the shutdown ever stops.
“I’m on holiday, thanks to Obama and Boehner. Just been to the cinema and now we’re off for a three day trip to the Sierras. This is the best thing that ever happened, and not only that I get full backpay when we come back and actually have to work,” Josh Mastler, a Federal worker told CNN.
The question however arises, if these people are getting backpay why are they not at their desks right now?
“It’s part of the procedure of government. Along with my many benefits, huge pay rises, holiday pay, free healthcare, large pension plans, expense accounts and bonuses, I have to be compensated for my time when I’m not working. This is hard work, you know not being behind a desk and yawning. We deserve this shit. C’mon you saying I gotta work? Get outta here. I can’t wait to get that huge chunk of change when I get back, I may even take another paid holiday,” another U.S Federal worker said from the Bahamas.
Looks like Obama’s government is resembling the previous Labour government in the UK a little too closely.
“I just need something to do, after my fifth barbeque of the week I’m frankly sick of the sight of burgers, weiners and coleslaw,” Avi Schweimer, a Pentagon official told NBC news.
The White House itself will be the grand entrance to the theme park, and the Senate will have a water slide installed. As for the Presidential Townhouse, that will have a rollercoaster going directly through it as will the Eccles building.
The cost of the remodelling work on the project will be an estimated $346 million and will naturally be funded by a small increase in Federal income taxation as well as eventual reciepts from the theme park itself.
“Maybe we might be able to claw back some of that debt huh. I think this is a great idea,” Senator Harry Reid said from his holiday chalet in Switzerland.
As for VP Joe Biden, he has already signed up to become a clown in the White House circus tent which will be housed in the Rose Garden.
The IMF has praised Britain under the Conservatives for their superlative action after the British socialist party brought the nation within a hair’s breadth of certain disaster. The medicine doled out by Chancellor Osborne was bitter, but it worked, and there are real green shoots showing within the British economy.
In stark contrast, President Obama, a staunch socialist, kept on spending post 2008, and he is still spending now. With 50 million people on food stamps and over 100 million on government benefits, as well as the disaster of Bernanke’s QE, the dollar currency is under serious threat of being devalued to nothingness.
The Daily Squib has written about the coming American economic meltdown in the past, and we have seen the shocking signs as tremors to an impending earthquake that will be unrivalled in recent history.
Let us consider the fact that America’s hunger for the world’s resources is bleeding the world dry, and yet they do not have the money to pay back what they use. The USA is the world’s largest oil user and its hunger for other finite resources is not sustainable, especially in its bankrupt state.
The American socialists under Obama have bled the taxpayers dry with their unbridled unlimited spendthrift ways. This irresponsible behaviour by Obama’s socialist cohorts will cause deep pain soon as they are forced to taper QE and raise interest rates to normal bank rates. The warning signs are already there, with government agencies purchasing tanks and military equipment to be used on the streets of America. One must not also forget the purchase of billions of rounds of ammunition by Homeland Security. What are they preparing for? Martial law, is a certainty, as interest rates skyrocket, the price of daily consumables will rise to unattainable levels, all social security and welfare payments will cease, and it is most probable that an armed populace will try to regain some ground from the corrupt state of the current U.S. government. This is why Bernanke is holding off the inevitable for as long as he can by buying back $87 billion worth of U.S. debt per month. He can only do this for so long before the laws of physics finally win through. The IMF knows that all this quantitative easing, money printing will cause huge inflation in the future, but Obama’s spendthrift administration simply does not care.
The IMF knows
The rest of the world will thus have an economic boom while the U.S. implodes. The loss of a parasitical entity that makes up 4% of the world population and yet uses up 30% of the world’s resources will come as a huge relief. The key is in self-sufficiency, something the U.S. knows nothing about. Unfortunately for them, they also do not know about austerity, they only know about unbridled consumption and greed, which always ends in tears. The rest of the countries around the world have survived for thousands of years, and grow slowly and steadily, America is a nation that has moved too fast, and its Empire is now a sad, crumbling shadow of its former self. All Empires have their day, and for America those days are long gone. From now on things will accelerate, sadly for the good people of the United States, the reckless actions of their government have doomed them to serious painful but necessary days ahead, their Founding Fathers knew this would happen and gave them the right to bear arms. Let us hope that Obama does not take that from them as well, he’s taken pretty much everything else.
“We made the fake twitter fans for Obama and now he wants us to make fake Obamacare signings. Is there anything real about this guy?” an angry net worker, who is paid $3.20 per week to add fake fans to Obama’s accounts, told the India Times.
All across America, many are realising that what was sold to them for months was nothing but a mirage, much like the president’s tenure.
Even some staunch Democrats are feeling the pain of Obama’s failure: “At least the Republicans get things done. They want to go to war, they go to war. They want to bring in a law, they bring in a law. I’m sick of the flip flopping and failure of the Dems to do anything. The only thing they do well is leak money, taxpayers money. I’m sickened by this whole fiasco, and Obama is a fake. He doesn’t even have a valid social security number and his birth certificate is fake. I doubt he even killed Osama Bin Laden. What’s real about this Obama guy?”
Meanwhile America’s government shutdown continues for the fourth day and counting.
“My husband says I’m a good driver, I only scratched the side of our SUV twice this week. I’m scared to drive now after that mom was shot to death by the crazed Feds yesterday,” Michelle Olsen, a mother of four revealed to the Washington Times.
The Department of Motor Vehicles in Washington has thus released a warning to women drivers all over the capital.
“I am appealing to women drivers. If you’re driving near the White House or anywhere near Capitol Hill, please try and stay on the road, preferably on the right hand side as is the law in North America. If you do not feel like you can park your vehicle without hitting a security official or barrier, please drive your vehicle outside of the area and take the bus. We hope these pieces of advice will keep you alive,” Milton Hurlehy, a DMV official told local news stations, Thursday.
Local news crews interviewed the doctors after their arduous journey.
“We set sail from San Diego two weeks ago. We had some basic rations with us, but we had to get away from the Obamacare. If I have to treat that many people in one day for peanut pay I would go insane in two days. It ain’t right, I didn’t go to Med. school all those years to be a low pay dog’s body. A group of us got this little rust bucket and jumped in it to escape America,” Dr. Barry Soto, recalled.
According to the surviving refugee doctors some of their colleagues did not make it during the harrowing journey and had to be thrown overboard for the sharks.
“It was either the sharks back home or in the sea. They chose the sea, bless their souls,” a brain surgeon from Los Angeles told rescuers.
Captain Fernando Guatirez, for the Guatemalan Lifeboat Service told reporters about the rescue: “We rescued the gringos they were floating in the sea in a boat that even our refugees would not venture on. Those crazy gringos were fleeing America. I had to pinch myself to believe it.”
“Just as Pravda was the voice of the Soviet Union so too will the Daily Mail, which will only publish articles that serve the British Soviet agenda once I am installed into power. I have already spoken with the Central Committee of the Labour Party and have drafted a three-year-plan for the implementation of state subsidization for the Daily Mail. We have already planned a price of 15 Soviet pennies for each publication to keep the cost low and so that every citizen in Soviet Britain can read my words and thus be indoctrinated by me. As for the journalists who populate the Daily Mail today, you will be thrown into the streets and driven to the gallows to be hanged for treason against the state and Labour party. Your days are numbered, so start counting now.”
Senior Labour Party Apparatchik, Ed Balls will also head the Council of Commissars who will be in charge of regulating the Daily Mail’s content output and will also be in charge of installing only approved journalists of the state to the newspaper.
The Daily Mailski under Labour rule will disseminate Agitprop information and Soviet matters to the workers regarding the Ed Miliband 10-year-collectivisation plan as well as announce monthly ration portions and news of recent hangings.
“Obama’s thinking is, here I have been put in charge of an Empire built off the backs off slave Negroes who toiled for four hundred years in the cotton fields and plantations across America. Now is my chance for payback, and that’s why America is literally on its knees right now, economically and in world standing. With the ruse of helping America, President Obama has destroyed it and I certainly think his work is not fully finished yet. He doesn’t just want to destroy America, he wants to take it to a place where it can never come back again,” Professor Julius Dean, a Rhodes Scholar and senior emeritus fellow of Stanford University told the Washington Times.
The Syrian incident was a small example of how low America has gone, and now the government shutdown is another kick in the face for a country so indebted to China, that as things are going, America will never be able to fulfill its obligations.
“Who’s going to pay for it?”
“Obama did not tighten fiscal spending after the 2008 dip, instead he went on another spending spree, and another, and another. We believe this was a calculated effort on his part to increase the debt black hole to previously unattainable impossible depths. The President is angry. He smiles but he has a lot of work to do. Spending money the U.S. does not have is hard work, because it is getting harder and harder to find the money as it disappears into one vanity project after another. Obamacare is simply that, it’s a vanity project. If Obama really cared, he would not put his name on it, we all know it’s an in-joke with him and some select individuals. Obamacare, is in fact the ‘Sacrifice of Care’. That may be a Bohemian Grove reference, but all the same, Obama has been ordered to dismantle the United States, and the ruse of ‘care’ was the perfect solution. What better way of destruction through pretending to do good? The people won’t know what will hit them when they have to pay for all of this. Generations and generations of Americans have thus been condemned to poverty purely because of one man’s anger to the White Empire.
“When Obama sleeps at night in the White House, he chuckles in his bed. Here is a man dismantling the nation from inside the House of Whitey and he gets to be called a president for the pleasure of it, now that in itself is a great kick for him, it is a thrill. The White House, the White House is just a rubble house now, it is worthless, it is not worth a plank of white painted wood anymore, it has been sacrificed just as the good old hard-working American people have been sacrificed at the altar of Obamacare. He called it that because he wanted to leave his mark, a piece of graffiti daubed on the wall of American history, and no doubt in the future, people will look back and see how the unbridled spender spent their money. It did not make life any better, it made life a lot worse. The destruction of America’s once great Empire will then be complete.”
“What the EU has achieved without one single, piffling shot being fired purely through economic and technical means is something the Führer would have been supremely proud of. His vision of a Thousand Year Reich never died and was simply transferred from overt military technique, to covert economical and propagandist technical achievements. The people of the European Union are so brainwashed they agree to anything without question, this was Hitler’s dream. Of course there is no overt Aryan agenda with the EU, but those who control its machinations are Aryan and the interbred or non-aryan Untermenschen are still persecuted within the EU to this day. Hitler’s Tausendjähriges Reich lives on, and it will take Britain without a fight, not even a skirmish, or a bad word will be said, such is its enduring power and noblesse oblige,” Dr. Richard Tarrington, an academic at the institute wrote in a recent paper praising the EU.
The colour of snow is black
Another amazing part of the EU is its ability to assume an amorphic stance to pretty much all political systems and ideologies that have passed through history. The EU adapts these into its structure and assimilates them without so much as a sneeze or hiccup.
“The propaganda machine employed by the EU today is a million times more sophisticated than Hitler’s Reich could have ever dreamed up. This technical feat of all encompassing mind control is astounding, especially without the use of force. Hitler would have been so proud of the controllers of today, because for Hitler, the use of force was an unfortunate symptom of what he wanted to achieve. The EU has simply adapted Hitler’s Reich and transferred it into another form,” Dr. Tarrington added.
What Hitler could not achieve, the EU will achieve. Britain WILL be fully assimilated into the European mechanism or Britain will be severely punished economically and die. There is no choice.
“Last night I took some shrapnel in my legs. Ah, the pain was awful but I unloaded enough lead into the enemy with my machine gun afterwards that I think they could write a book with their shot up carcasses. It felt real good to mete out some justice on those Syrian soldiers. War is hell, but when you’re packin’ a heavy machine gun, it’s not so bad, make’s you feel good to be alive for that brief second.”
Senator Feinstein and her Al Qaeda brigade of unruly men filmed by a Fox News crew, have been encamped in a disused warehouse for the last few days, but are now considering moving through the rubble of the city to a safer place.
“The first night here I got all home sick. I was thinkin’ of Mr and Mrs America back home, and I was imagining about how they must be all safe in their homes with their AR15s by their sides. I missed home so bad I threw a few grenades at an old goat and watched it disintegrate in front of my eyes. I imagined that it was John Boehner for a second, but we were then attacked by troops from both sides because of my stupid grenade throwing antics which alerted them to our dug out position. We had a hooch here but now it was goin’ up in flames. I put my iPod on and turned on Paint it Black by the Stones to full volume watching the hot metal casings hit the floor as I squeezed the trigger. I was like Rambo that night. Blowin’ those muthas home back to where they came from. It was beautiful I tell ya.”
‘Unloading lead’ a documentary about Senator Feinstein’s gun-toting mission in Syria will air on the Fox News Network on Wednesday.
