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Experts: The Inevitable Death of Marxism Through Robotics

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Experts: The Inevitable Death of Marxism Through Robotics

 

“The worker as detailed by Marx is going through a very important form of change. In the past, the all too powerful unions with their Marxist doctrines and practices held their grip over capitalistic forces, however, their answer to the Industrial Revolution of the 19th century will be curtailed during the second Industrial Revolution, the Robotics Revolution. We are now at the beginning stages of the technical changes which will deem Marxism irrelevant in the future.

“Self-driving cars, automated factory workers, drones; already many administrative functions in business and the state are being replaced by algorithms. Within the next 10-15 years, many employers will replace their workers with machines.

“Class struggle espoused by the Marxists will be on the whole unimportant, replaced by concepts alien to the 19th century thoughts of Marx and Engels.

“How does this tie into the current situation of an election in the UK and upcoming 2016 election in the US?

“These elections will possibly be some of the last for the Marxists and Socialists to adhere to the future changes in technology. Either they will adapt their strategy to conform, or they will eventually disappear, displaced for eternity.

“The Industrial capitalists and the Marxists are all facets of the same coin, simply because they both adhere to a hierarchical structure. No matter what a Marxist, Communist, Socialist will tell you, the top echelon of their system is still powered by the elite.”

David Miliband Still Having Trouble With Knife in Back

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David Miliband Still Having Trouble With Knife in Back

Former Labour politician, and brother of the current Labour leader, David Miliband has spoken of his deep anguish, especially with the deep wounds received over the fight for the leadership of the party.

“I still have this knife in my back. Ed slammed it into my back and I’m getting rather sick and tired of it. I sleep on my front, I have trouble going through revolving doors, and the other day the knife got snagged on a clothes line.

“My wife has been very understanding, and she says she doesn’t notice it so much any more. My tailor, a nice Bangladeshi man, has even tailored some unique suit jackets for me, you know with a little slit so the knife slips through no problem.

“Metal detectors, well I have had trouble with them, but I explain to the guards how the knife got there, and they let me on through. God knows, I’ve tried to pull the damned thing out but to no avail.”

You must read this article whilst listening to the song Backstabbers by the O’Jays

Bring Back Plantations Say African Americans

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Bring Back Plantations Say African Americans

“Hell, at least we had a purpose back then,” Louis Arnold, spokesman for the African American Plantation Society (AAPS) told CNN.

Mr. Arnold was speaking about the discontent many African Americans feel about life in America and how millions have not progressed for hundreds of years.

“The majority African Americans ain’t moved on, they still slaves, I ax folk every day, you live in the projects, you live in the ghetto, you in jail, you on welfare, either that you dead, like six feet under. Sho, we gotta few rappers ‘n’ sports people who been made some, but that’s it folks, most black folk don’t have nothin’ to do all day but shoot each other.”

The AAPS is asking for many of the plantations to be refurbished and the quarters for blacks to be rebuilt so they can move back in.

“We already got a House Negro in the White House so let him do the deal, but he on the way out soon. We sent a petition and proposal to the White House and Congress, let the African in da White House do something worthwhile before he get back to the shack. Let’s go back to the fields, hear the crack o’ the whip again, get us some purpose in life, it boring looting, stealing and causing America’s crime, we getting fed up wit it. People need to do good, not bad.”

A recent survey on the Oprah show revealed that 94% of African Americans want to go back to the good old plantation days.

“There’s not much difference suh, in the old days the massa he gave you food, today they give you’se the EBT card, in the old days they gave you a shack to live in, today they give you the projects. At least then, we got to work a lil, had some respec’ fo’ ourself. Too much crime now folks, people goin’ crazy riotin’ and shieet! I wanna work in the fields again, I wanna sing those songs again, I wanna be looked after again, I want to belong in the family again,” Gabriel Prosser, a Bring Back Plantation activist told the media on Monday.

Iron Lady: Hillary Clinton America’s Maggie Thatcher

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Iron Lady: Hillary Clinton America’s Maggie Thatcher

Just like Britain’s first female Prime Minister, America’s time has come, as Hillary Clinton raises the gauntlet of the Iron Lady from it’s steel casket.

“We came, we saw, he died!” Hillary said whilst chuckling on the eve of Gadaffi’s death, something even the original iron lady, Margaret Thatcher never achieved.

 This is what America and the world needs, a woman with no qualms about erasing despots off the planet without so much as a sniff.

“Don’t get us wrong here, they’re going to dig up all sorts of dirt for Hill but she’s gonna come through, nothing sticks to that gal, you can sling a fresh cow pattie at her and it’ll slide off right into Jeb’s pea soup,” a Capitol Hill insider revealed yesterday.

Celebrity Politics: Brand Vs Hopkins

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Celebrity Politics: Brand Vs Hopkins

 

On the one hand, you have celebrities who like to model themselves on Mother Theresa a la Angelina Jolie; who in reality are mollycoddled egocentric people making simulated statements as a form of gasconade. Then you have the champagne socialist morosity of Britain’s left wing celebrity culture who, like Russell Brand are so far removed from the people that they have offshore accounts. Katie Hopkins, on the other hand, is the reverse of Brand, and is so far right wing that she positively needs a moustache.

The common link between all of these celebrities is that they are not in the least aware of history, of political process, or the many divergent elements to any situation, especially on a global forum. They do not consider the intricate variables to any problem, and most of all they do not present a solution to the asinine ill thought brain farts they exude, simply because they are mere self-obsessed celebrities.

On the hierarchical rung, they are lower than dirt, and they probably know this deep down but dare not address it.

Think Tank: Let Them Go to Syria

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Think Tank: Let Them Go to Syria

“People should not be held prisoner in a country which they have lived in or gained citizenship in. This is why outwardly Islamic people should be allowed to travel to Syria if they so wish. The consensus amongst most of the English population is one of hatred for Muslims, therefore it should not be the role of the government to curtail free movement out of Britain. There should be the sole proviso that once leaving the border there is no coming back and citizenship is relinquished.

“Britain has been flooded with Islamists, who have displayed their religious zeal with their dress, their customs and their rules. This, in turn has created extreme levels of hatred amongst the indigenous populations, who are also affected by propaganda from the media about war atrocities in Syria.

“Adopting a general policy of voluntary expulsion to Syria by the government is thus an efficient way to control discontent within the UK’s borders.

“The only negative that is foreseeable is that some, if not killed in the war zone, may try to come back to Britain. Unfortunately, there is the problem of Britain’s porous borders, however, as mentioned earlier, if citizenship was relinquished on exit, then re-entry into the UK would be made harder for the militants.

“As long as Britain and the rest of the world officially stays out of the conflict in the Middle East, it is not their business to stop people travelling to Syria where they will die for their religion funded and armed by special operations.

“The conflict can only be halted by boots on the ground, and to achieve this, full military conscription must be adopted. Until that time, the problem will only get worse and eventually the problem may reach home. Military spending and budgets must be increased by over 40%, and Britain must be on a war footing, to not only prepare for possible Russian conflict but Middle Eastern. The truth of the matter is that the globe is now in the beginning phase of global economic and military war, and preparations must be made now before it is too late.

“Naturally, it is prudent to take into account that destabilisation of the Syrian regime is advantageous to the West, and conflict must be prolonged for as long as possible. This destabilisation effort also affects Iran and Yemen, and will eventually move across the entire Middle East, leaking into parts of Africa and maybe Southern Europe. The conflict must be allowed to spread so that the public can feel more anxiety and feel the need to go to arms. The media must push forth such thoughts and it is in the UK’s interest that overtly Islamist factions, individuals, families are given free passage out of the UK. The Islamists detest Britain and British culture, and the same hatred is reciprocated by the British people.”

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NWO: Sacrifice of Care Symptom of Overpopulation

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NWO: Sacrifice of Care Symptom of Overpopulation

 

What does care mean to the people? It means a lot as the overpopulated bloated masses are crammed into cities, it means a lot as the overwhelmed guardians sacrifice the care of the people and instead treat them like the deserved enemy. The ageing populations, the millions of immigrants from destitute barren depositories around the world who are being ushered into what was once the exclusive West. You are the children who must be sacrificed.

Open borders in Europe and North America are the catalyst for destruction of homogeneous culture, the destruction of sovereign nationality and the rape of Western exclusivity.

Savagery Wins

“We open the borders to overwhelm the public, who are the enemy. Unfettered overbreeding has created a climate of anarchy and we want to increase this influx by opening the borders and letting the Third World into what used to be an exclusive haven for the West. By doing so we create an increased atmosphere of danger within our overcrowded borders, that allows us to escalate the use of surveillance and clamp down on individual civilian freedom. Privacy is now a misnomer, a concept that is alien to the internet generations. They are now used to checkpoints, invasive TSA body checks and tracking on all communications. Populations are merely dumbed down animals willing to accept anything we throw at them without so much as a whisper of discontent. Their placidity is our call to finalise their imprisonment further,” an unnamed official of some agency revealed.

The sacrifice of care, the capstone-less pyramid, the final days of economic collapse are the kiss of death to an old world order and the beginning of a new world order.

First, the eggs must be broken to make the omelette.

Ronseal Drop ‘Does Exactly What it Says on the Tin’ Strapline

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Although the performance of the brand’s products was never in doubt, bosses decided to revamp the 21-year-old ‘Does Exactly What It Says On The Tin’ slogan after consumers pointed out the award-winning ranges now come in buckets, tubs, pots or tubes rather than just metal tins.

Over the last few weeks, customers have been taking to social media sites like Twitter to point out the error – lobbying bosses to get the strapline changed. As they make clear, the development of more modern packaging means the strapline isn’t as accurate as it could be.

To put things right, and preserve the brand’s reputation for honesty and straight-talking, Ronseal have devised a series of new slogans that better reflect the kind of containers their products are supplied in.

With more than 200 different products in the DIY product range, making each and every Ronseal product do exactly what it says on the tub/container/tube/pot hasn’t been an easy task, but the brand’s Marketing and

Distribution teams have worked round-the-clock to make it happen and you can see exactly what they’ve come up with in this exclusive 60 second preview:

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Election Mass Debate Comes to Squalid Climax

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Election Mass Debate Comes to Squalid Climax

It’s over, and what a mess. Farage is around the back having a post debate ciggie, Miliband is stuffing a bacon sarnie up his flared nostrils after splurging too quickly, the Green candidate is talking gibberish in a corner and the SNP matron is planning the next battle of Bannockburn whilst admiring her hairy forearms.

Cameron and his yellow counterpart have done well to have steered clear of this rancid rigged election debate attended by a leftist baying audience’s circle jerk session assembled in a socialist BBC biscuit factory.

Reverse Priapism

It stands to reason that British elections are on the whole inconsequential and irrelevant when it comes to global power play, as can be witnessed by the placid waning election campaign so far.

Unfortunately, there is only one election that counts to determine the world’s direction and that’s the US election of 2016. The winner of that election; who has already been chosen but will only be announced on election night when the votes are ‘counted’, will determine the route of the globe for the next four years. The Brits really do not determine anything any more, especially as the UK is now just a sector of the EU.

Until then, it is best to let the soggy tissue of the British election theatre play itself out and be unceremoniously flushed down the khasi next month.

Taking Selfies After an EMP Attack

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Taking Selfies After an EMP Attack

 

An EMP attack by a rogue nation on the continental United States or Europe, or a solar flare would fry electronics from coast to coast, and electricity grids would be irreparable.

No computers, smartphones, banks or commerce would work. There would be no essential services, no water or food left in supermarkets. All vehicles apart from the horse and cart would be operational.

Selfies are a large part of modern life and the magazine suggests a vital solution to getting that all important narcissistic fix that dominates peoples’ lives so much.

“First you would have to forget about feeding yourself or your family. Forget about finding fresh water or shelter. You need to take a selfie, and we’re going to show you how this can be done with no smartphone, because the electronics got fried by the EMP blast.

“The only things you will need for this selfie is a piece of paper, a mirror and a pen.

“Hold the mirror up or lean it against an object, then take the pen and start to draw a picture of yourself on the paper. Et voila, you now have a selfie. You can take as long or little time on the selfie as you want, but make sure to make lots of copies to share amongst your friends, if they are still alive.

“You can even make a selfie stick yourself. Simply get a branch or stick and tie the mirror to the stick, then extend it making sure you get a good angle of yourself.

“If you are near a museum, you could always break in and find a 19th century camera, then put it on a stick, extending will be hard as they are such big cameras and each shot has to be posed for long periods of time. The only drawback is you won’t be able to process the selfie because it will be hard to find the necessary chemicals. Better stick with the first selfie suggestion.”

Next week: How to Share on Facebook After an EMP

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