This is certainly no time to gloat over the destruction meted out by the electorate on the dismal failure of an Ed Miliband led Labour party for the general election 2015, but on second thoughts why not? The cards were already dealt a long time ago, and Ed’s misery is only compounded by his resignation today. It was just a case of relying on the Daily Squib’s Oracle, who we consult on occasion; and who predicted dead accurately the final election result a full ten days before the event.
Carved in Stone
Labour’s undoing was in its leadership, amidst comical props, naïve celebutards, and multiple kitchens. The hypocrisy was intoxicating, permeating across the atmosphere like a torrid boil on the end of a herpes infected todger.
Satire does reflect reality and vice versa, but this election exceeded all expectations, it was moderately entertaining watching the hoop jumping.
“I have something lodged in my back. Ouch, what is that?” Ed Miliband was overheard saying today. Well, Ed, look around, you may see your brother Dave lurking, he returned a little gift for you.
Sure, the robot in question is modelled on a millionaire Labour politician with about as much charisma as a damp used rag but what did you expect when the robots programming was always anti-business.
Chief engineer, Karl Crasswind, explains: “The Milirobot has had much programming but sometimes the millions of lines of code fail. All it takes is a semicolon in the wrong place, or a cout here or there not parsed properly within the Marxist manifesto. Believe you me the teams of programmers work day and night at Labour HQ trying to perfect the robot but nothing helps. I’m getting kind of fed up of it actually, think we need to bin it.”
Confronting the programming of the Milibrand bot is a tenuous affair because the programming veers against the economy which is a fundamental element for welfare spending.
“Business, commerce, the economy is the most important factor, because without successful business, welfare will suffer. This is the key to welfare spending and if big companies leave the UK under a punitive tax-laden Labour government there will be less money for welfare, NHS, transport etc. This is the key point that Labour’s Milirobot is programmed to tax heavily those who work hard, thus making them leave the UK. Dump the robot, I have, Milirobot is a disaster and a walking time bomb for Britain.” a previously floating voter told the Times.
Chavs had their heyday from 1997 – 2010 and were championed by Labour, fulfilling the destiny of any Marxist entity that sub-humans can be up top too.
“It was an iconic time. Chavs would roam the High Streets of Britain smacking people in, vandalising everything, burning down OAPs houses and robbing the local chippy. As a social sub-class movement they were a force to be reckoned with,” Professor Giles Malvern, at Cambridge university, told the Mirror.
“The riots in Baltimore, Ferguson and wherever are indications that the final days, months of Obama’s dictatorial reign will end with a policy of burning bridges built over years by previous presidents.
“Successive administrations have dealt with America’s racial divides by either ignoring them or mending them, but Obama has been instrumental in stoking the flames of racial hatred and division.
“Just as in Iraq and the Middle East, Obama has undone any progress made with the Bush surge, which military commanders would tell you was the answer to continued insurgency gains.
“There are similarities to the British socialist party, Labour’s final disastrous ensemble, where Gordon Brown, the then leader of the party, adopted the same scorched earth policy. Brown knew he and his cronies were on the way out and spent every penny in the coffers, even going as far as to get Labour minister, Liam Byrne to leave a note in the Treasury, ‘Dear Chief Secretary, I’m sorry to tell you there is no money… kind regards and good luck’.
“Britain was left with a £2 Trillion deficit which is peanuts compared to what Obama is leaving the next U.S. administration, but it still illustrates the point.”
Need another trip on Airforce One. That thing uses up taxpayer dollars like water. I say we fly around a bit take in some sights. Michelle says she never seen Iceland.
What the hell you talkin about Obamacare site don’t work?!?!? Just give them Obamaphones and they be happy. Tell em anything they want to hear. I’m in a golf game here.
Gotta message on my Blackberry turned on the news. It say some dudes called ISIS just started an offensive in Iraq taking major cities. Hell, I got me some popcorn root beer and m&ms sitting here watching it with my feet up.
Yo I ordered up 20 mins ago I got da chronic. Mmm hmm, triple cheeseburger, some fries and mufuggin couple sodas and shit, and hot apple turnover and all dat old shit. Wooo I’m gonna get my munch onnn!!!
The locals of Baltimore were filmed shopping for RT reporters and seem to have bagged one of their bags.
“It’s just another day in Obama’s America. The Russians were just getting a taster of what it’s really like to be swarmed by a pack of ‘young people'”, Enus McFarlaine, Deputy for the Baltimore Police told CBS local.
The packs of young people caused another riot, with some converging from all over America in a well-organised operation.
High frequency trading is no biggie, it’s been going on for years. Gone are the days of looking at the fundamentals or charts of indices/companies, instead, the manipulated markets are rife with fakery and spoofing.
Nav Sarao, dubbed the Hound of Hounslow is one such example. Operating from a semi in the suburbs, he was caught because his fake orders caused the flash crash of 2010 when the Dow dropped 1000 points in a few seconds.
These days the markets rarely mirror reality but are gamed by millions of algo traders in banks, in suburban houses, in sheds, wherever. It’s good to know that the pension funds and assorted other stuff you own is all linked to the markets because the manipulated unnatural movements could literally go anywhere in milliseconds.
Next time you walk down some drab dreary suburb, just think to yourself of the assortment of atrocities, financial or wife related that are going on.
“Firstly, Ed, much like any Soviet leader has a 5-year plan of collectivisation. What this means to the layman is that Red Ed takes any wealth accrued by hard working people, businesses and companies. The wealth is then re-distributed amongst the proletariat until no one has anything left.
“There will be directives from the state every few hours, new laws restricting civilian freedom and a hundredfold increase in surveillance.
“Unions, who pull Ed’s strings will pull even harder, and if you are unlucky enough to own a company and have not left Britain by the time he is elected, you will be punished severely for getting stranded in the headlights.
“Immigration will increase by 80% under Labour, as the doors are slammed open once again.
Britain’s future under Miliband
“People do not learn, and this is why the people who vote Labour in time after time, are actually not very clever, because they are masochists, and enjoy being punished.
“The British economy will drop like a rock, one thing is certain under a Labour government, that state expenditure increases at an exponential rate until the coffers run dry. You only have to look at countries like Greece and Venezuela to see where their socialist paradises left them.
“The EU are rooting for Ed Miliband, because they know he will relinquish the pound sterling for the euro. This act in turn will bring forth terrible consequences for Britain and condemn it further into the debt black hole that makes up the communist EU.
“Red Ed wants to introduce the European model of housing, where home ownership is very low. Buy to Let properties will be phased out, and there will be movement towards increasing taxation on property ownership to such a high level that it will not be profitable. This action will also facilitate an 80% drop in house prices, making property nearly worthless overnight and more in line with mainland European systems.
“With the vast levels of unfettered immigration into the UK, the NHS will be a paradise for the newly arrived but a hell for anyone else. Eventually the cash from other people will dry up as most profitable companies would have left these sodden shores.
“Increases of taxation on fuel will be so large under Ed Miliband that most people will simply dump their vehicles.
“I have outlined a few of Ed’s proposals for the coming years, but the worst of the horrible nightmare will be hearing his awful nasal whining voice every few hours from all media. His voice and squashed vegetable nose face will haunt millions for years to come even after he has long gone, and the chaos he will reap will last for generations.”
The cleansing of the Native Americans by the European settlers enabled them to build the United States of America. The Americas were all party to mass genocide, through the Spanish conquistadors, to the Portuguese in Brazil, to North America by a myriad of Europeans.
No one can be sure of the numbers killed in cold blood by the Catholic and Protestant Missionaries and their armed soldiers but some historians do give figures in the hundred millions through war, systematic extermination and disease brought from Europe.
In 1789, the British deliberately spread smallpox from the First Fleet to counter overwhelming native tribes near Sydney in New South Wales, Australia. The Aborigine people were decimated leaving the road clear for the conquest of Australia, which today is predominantly of European stock.
During the French Revolution, the revolt in the Vendée (1793–1796) against the Republican government was party to over 150,000 people slaughtered in cold blood, and is considered history’s first well-organised genocide. The French occupation of Algeria from 1945-1962 resulted in a 20% reduction of the population starting at the Setif and Guelma massacre. One must also not mention the Vichy government, who were complicit in the detainment of Jews in World War II, sending them to their deaths in Nazi concentration camps.
The Russian Tsarist empire was party to its own genocide, coming close to equalling that of Stalin’s prolific record, with the decimation of 1.5 million Circassians from the North Caucasus.
The story goes on and on, and how far back one wishes to go, genocide after genocide as each nation, tribal group or religious faction claimed their own territory.
Was the dropping of the atomic bomb on Nagasaki and Hiroshima a genocide? Most certainly, in the eyes of a Japanese person it would be.
No group is blameless, no country has not claimed its own sovereignty without war, carnage and armed force.
Every single country that stands today was created by displacement of the indigenous population. Every territorial border was mapped out by the conquerors of that land, and if one is to have a future without genocide, there will have to be a day when all borders from all nations are removed.
To achieve complete territorial dissolution the politicians who keep dredging up past genocides must first look at their own history of genocide and decide if they want a future world of unity or a world at war.
