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Feminazi Outrage: All Male Scientists Should Be Sacked

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Feminazi Outrage: All Male Scientists Should Be Sacked

 

Spokesman for the Feminazi twitter outrage group, Andrea Mann,  called for “all male scientists to be bullied out of their jobs for having penises and pairs of testicles” on Friday via twitter.

On Sunday, there were further tweets of outrage when it was found that one male professor at Bristol University opened the door for a female colleague. The professor was summarily sacked from his post and labelled a sexist chauvinist pig.

With cases like that of Professor Tim Hunt and Dr Matt Taylor, the science world is reeling under the pressures of Feminazism.

“Soon there will not be any scientists left. Not after the incessant bullying by non-entities on twatter. If it wasn’t for male scientists many of these women would not be able to exist, as men are the ones who pretty much made all the scientific discoveries in the history of mankind,” another professor at UCL said before being sacked from his job.

Professor Richard Dawkins has been keeping a low profile during the current climate.

Revealed: What Really Goes On Behind Scenes of Bilderberg?

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Revealed: What Really Goes On Behind Scenes of Bilderberg?

“I have at great pain of death decided to reveal to you the goings on deep within the bowels of the Bilderberg meetings attended by high ranking members of the order every year.

“First, I must caution you the reader, to read this with an open mind, to not judge us too harshly, or to start spreading this piece around the internet like wildfire, because it is not in the general public’s interest that this knowledge is disseminated.

“To say that I am in great danger if anyone ever finds out who I am is an understatement, however, I choose to do this in the interests of the greater good.

“Okay, let me get started. The Bilderberg is always chaired by Henry. Once we are all assembled in the various hotels we occupy over the meetings over the years, he appears. He likes to wear a smoking jacket and puff on cigarettes while delighting everyone with stories of the Nixon days.

“The basic premise of the meetings is that we all have saunas, massages and enjoyable luncheons together. We are pampered, everything is on call.

“Business does resume after a day or so of frolicking. Here is the clincher, what you have been waiting to hear about what really goes on in the Bilderberg meetings; where those few chosen denizens of the highest order convene. We basically talk, that’s it, there is a conference room set up, and we talk about projected world affairs and what not.

“So there you have it mes amis, just a lot of talking, maybe a slide show here or there, drinks are on hand, then it’s back to the sauna. That’s it.”

EU Referendum – Daddy, Why Did Grandad Die For Nothing in World War II?

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EU Referendum – Daddy, Why Did Grandad Die For Nothing in World War II?

“My grandfather fought the Nazis, and he lost his life fighting for Britain. All together 39 million Allied forces and civilians died in World War II and what for? To be ruled again by the Fourth Reich and France under the EU? Is that it? All the blood, the bombs, the shrapnel, the legs blown off, the drowning, the bullets, the pain and suffering was for nothing? This is why Britain should never be ruled by any other nation but itself. Do you get where I’m coming from?” a man at a bus stop said on Thursday.

When David Cameron lays a wreath at the Cenotaph, can he honestly say that he is honouring those brave soldiers and civilians who died for their country, especially when he is willing to give over sovereignty to the EU? No, is this simple answer, because when he lays a wreath, he is doing so as a traitor. If he were around during World War II, Cameron would be tried for treason, for betrayal and hanged in disgrace.

One thing that no news service in the mainstream is mentioning is that if Britain votes to stay in in the EU referendum, that will be game over for the UK. There are numerous pertinent points to mention, the EU is a one way system, and once closer union is realised this means total control over every facet of Britain.

Do you want your sons and daughters to be drafted in the EU army? Well, if Britain stays in, you will have no choice.

Do you as a Briton value choice? Do you value freedom? If you vote to stay in the EU, you will get none and not only that, the blood of millions of people who died fighting WW1 and WW2 will be on your hands. You will be the traitor as you look in the mirror every morning, you will be the coward, the treacherous treasonous one who voted for the death of your own country, and from which your ancestors and their ancestors fought for. You!

No amount of economic bribery and blackmail is worth giving away the British Isles.

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BBC Forced to be Impartial at Gun Point

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BBC Forced to be Impartial at Gun Point

BBC news studios will have trained armed adjudicators attending during and leading up to the EU referendum, ministers have revealed.

The proposed amendment to the EU Referendum Bill, tabled by a group of Labour and Tory backbenchers, would see the corporation monitored by an “armed impartiality adjudicator”.

The new, independent impartiality adjudicators would be armed with Heckler & Koch sub machine guns and on standby inside BBC news rooms to act immediately on any accusation of bias within the BBC.

Tory MP John Kalashnicough said: “The independent adjudicators are highly trained in impartiality and marksmanship, all it would take for a BBC newsreader would be a wrong word here or there rooting for the EU. Bang! Of course, we will make sure the screens are blanked out so the audience does not see what happens.”

A BBC spokesman said: “The BBC is already committed to impartiality under the terms of its Charter and editorial guidelines, *cough* Bu-u-u-u-ll-sh-i-t!”

After the BBC spokesman said that, he was summarily taken to the back of the studio and executed.

The Daily Squib Guide to Avoiding Pro EU Propaganda During Run Up to Referendum

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The Daily Squib Guide to Avoiding Pro EU Propaganda During Run Up to Referendum

 

To be honest, it will be everywhere, on every media, bus stops, in your local newspaper, up your jacksie, in the pub, down the football, all over the BBC, and every word David Cameron will utter will be pro-EU.

Cameron is not going to get any concessions from the EU, and the ones he asked for are piffling any way.

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Protect Yourself From the Pro EU Propaganda

1) Do not read the papers because writers are told what to write or they lose their jobs.

2) Do not read the mainstream media on the internet because this is saturated propaganda paid for by the EU’s vast budgets funded by you, the taxpayer.

3) Do not attend the Bilderberg meeting, oh wait, you’re not likely to do that because you’re not deemed important enough.

4) Speaking to europhiles is permissible simply because they will reinforce your viewpoint.

5) Think of Britain, read up about Britain’s illustrious history, and think to yourself how 40,000 years of history and heritage could be erased with one vote.

6) Be proud to be British, even if you live in Scotland.

7) Go to the countryside and look around. Close your eyes for a second and imagine death ridden grey tower blocks covering the whole landscape full of EU and Third World migrants.

8) Eat some fish and chips then realise the EU would ban it for being too British if the EU referendum was lost.

9) Look at the amount of tax you are paying now, then get a calculator and quadruple the number. That’s how much you will pay in the EU in the future. Do you really want to pay for the Greeks and their easy lifestyle while you work till your fucking fingers are raw.

10) Read the Daily Squib. From this moment on, we will add in articles intermittently praising British culture, history and the right to sovereignty.

 

Caitlyn Jenner Invited to White House

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Caitlyn Jenner Invited to White House

 

Driving to the White House last Tuesday, former Olympic athlete Bruce Jenner said she was filled with a sense of awe following a path used by many past presidents.

Unfortunately for the former Olympian, she ran over a party of tourists killing three people on the way at 15th Avenue and Hamilton Place, but because of her celebrity status and official invitation, was allowed to continue her journey to the East Wing of the White House.

“I was doing my makeup in the mirror when I heard a crunching sound. Dang, another car accident. I had just run over some tourists, but I was so excited and the nice policeman recognised me and waved me on, especially when I showed him the golden Bath House invitation,” Jenner said.

“It is such a hallowed ground so to speak,” Jenner said. “I was greeted at the White House by Michelle and Barack, they told me that I was home now, amongst my own people, and I was welcome.’”

Jenner describes attending the Obama invitation as “the dream of a lifetime.”

“It is something you can tell future generations and my children who I mysteriously fathered,” Jenner said. “Being invited by the president of the United States and his transgender wife to the White House is a great honour something that I will always cherish.”

A U.S. Marine Corps band greeted Caitlyn Jenner as she entered the White House. Gay cadets from the various military academies, hand picked by Barack Obama personally, were in each room to guide and assist Jenner with makeup tips and one even showed her to the ladies room, Jenner said.

“Michael showed me his dresses, and his straps that he uses to hide his manhood. We compared outfits, and she said it’s all about putting forward an illusion. I asked her how she fooled the public for so long before being outed by Joan Rivers? She said, it’s no big deal, no one believed Joan anyway and the special doctor fixed things after for Rivers.”

“This was a celebration,” Jenner said. “This was a party for me and Michael, Barry and the kids.”

Caitlyn Jenner, despite having male chromosomes and a male bone structure still has not had the full de-masculinising operation where doctors will remove his male genitals completely, but neither has Michael Obama, so the two were like birds of a feather during the visit and got on like a Frisco bath house on fire– almost inseparable.

Comrade Cameron: I’m Back or Am I?

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Comrade Cameron: I’m Back or Am I?

 

“We heard news that Comrade Cameron was back, but then conflicting news filtered through that he may have retired to his dacha to re-think his plan of EU action,” a Westminster source told the Daily Squib.

The semi-socialist PM is a staunch europhile and tied to his masters in Brussels, however he still wants to appear to command his former country, which will soon be re-named Sektor 101 according to EU diktats.

“Any of the lower party that disagrees with the integration of the UK into the EUSSR will be ejected from the party. My EU masters will not tolerate any disobedience to the Soviet message of European Union and amalgamation of former sovereign states. I am unfortunately conflicted in my allegiance as I used to serve as the Prime Minister of Britain. I am not a traitor to the UK but a key negotiator in Britain’s demise as a nation,” Comrade Cameron told parliament yesterday.

Today, however, things had changed. The PM had retired to his dacha in Chipping Norton, as he may have been to hasty in making his plans known.

Greece Vs EU/IMF Summed Up With One Clip

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Greece Vs EU/IMF Summed Up With One Clip

 

There is no need for political or economic analysis, long winded paragraphs of bull shit of the highest order, or fancy diagrams describing the out of control situation of Greece not paying the IMF.

The fact that Greece under Syriza’s leftist government can be summed up with one video clip from YouTube is an exercise in efficiency and technique much lacking by the bamboozled politicians and technocrats banging their clenched fists upon table tops in Brussels and New York.

Et voila, a clip from the 1994 film Dumb and Dumber. Enjoy.

Person Has a Feeling But Does Not Write About it on Twitter

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Person Has a Feeling But Does Not Write About it on Twitter

 

“I had this irresistible urge to write about how I felt that very second like I had done for a million other tweets I had committed to the twittersphere. Instead I held back. My hands were shaking. What would my fan base think of me? Beads of sweat dripped down my forehead as I pulled away. I then had another thought, and  another, these passed in my mind and missed the keyboard too. For a second I thought I was losing it, I was losing the will to live as my life passed away through my tweet time line,” Gobblestein recalled in an LA Times exclusive.

Twitter Twatter

Liberation for those few moments of tweet lapse did not come cheep though, because within those few minutes she lost over 40,000 fans.

“Everyone knows every minute detail of my life and thought process. All it took was a few minutes of tweet absence and boom, the whole thing blew up on me. I am now tweeting every few seconds to make up for the loss, and it will take me up until next Tuesday to make up for my twitter tweet lapse,” Gobblestein added.

U.S. Police Shot Man For Two Hours Non Stop But Had 15 Min. Break

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U.S. Police Shot Man For Two Hours Non Stop But Had 15 Min. Break

Dwayne Johnsons, 18, had been stopped for buying a packet of biscuits at a local store in Arlington, Kentucky by a troop of 64 police officers on neighbourhood patrol.

When the boy refused requests to stop eating the biscuits he was first tasered continuously by 17 officers for approximately twenty minutes. The tasering had minimal effect on Johnsons so officers started unloading live ammunition into the victim’s pulsating corpse for nearly two hours solid.

“First we started on his back for one hour, then on the one hour twenty mark we had a lil donut break. Sarge went back to his cruiser and got us some more ammo and shotguns. We resumed shooting what was left of the body, and by the end we were shootin’ scraps of meat across the car park.”

The officers were commended for their bravery in the line of duty, especially as the young man was deaf, dumb and blind and could have caused serious damage to no one in particular. No further investigation is going to take place because the boy was not black but of South East Asian heritage.

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