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Chancellor Merkel: Islamic Men Allowed Six German Wives Each

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“We must adhere to the rules and culture of Islam. It is a patriarchal religion where each man is allowed six wives. I am asking all German women to be understanding to these rituals. When the man comes home, the women must wash his feet, prepare a feast and have a clean home. Then, in the evening, the man will choose which woman he is to sleep with, or maybe all at the same time. We must as Germans also adhere to covering up in public as is the custom in Islam. Women who do not adhere to these rules will be subject to EU Sharia law.”

In every town in Germany, there will now be markets where men can inspect women and check if they are worthy of the harem.

“If you are a man of great importance in Islam, you can have hundreds of concubines, but for every other Muslim five or six women is acceptable. Many Islamic men are in paradise in Europe already. The women here are mostly blonde, fair skinned, with good teeth, and have amazing bodies, therefore it is truly a gift from Allah that Merkel has let us into the country. We’re going to be digging for awhile, as the German Christian men are feeble and mostly homosexuals. Thank you Angela, now excuse me got to get back to my harem of nubile German seductresses,” Ibn bin Waled, who only arrived in Hamburg two months ago and is an exceedingly busy man, told Bild magazine.

 

Woman Gives Birth to Muslim Baby During Trump Meeting

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The woman was so surprised to have been standing almost 35 inches away from Trump that her waters broke and she gave birth on Donald Trump’s $8,000 Italian leather shoes.

One bystander was not shocked by the incident, but was astounded when the baby seemed to have brown skin and started crying out ‘Allah Akbar’ when it shot out of the woman’s slush shoot at high speed.

“The birth seemed fine, sure Don got his shoes soaked with blood and afterbirth, but the most shocking thing was this baby was the devil’s child. It started shouting snackbars and it even had a turban on its head. Then, this horrible brown skinned thang tried to strangle Donald’s foot waging Jeehad on his ass. At that moment, security came and put that lil critter in a cage and took the woman away. I don’t know who was more shocked, Donald, the woman, or the crowd?” Abe Johnson, from Milwaukee told Fox news 5.

After the incident Trump said: “You see what I was talking about? A white woman just gave birth to a Muslim. When I’m president, that shit ain’t gonna happen. Now I gotta get a new pair o’ shoes!”

BREXIT: Britain Would Become Haven For Rich Disenchanted Danes, Germans, Swedes, French

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The EU bloc would still be a trading post, Britain and the EU are all members of NATO and protected militarily, and the United States would still have its trusty mother country staunchly standing by its side.

Leaving the EU would only mean the UK is not forced into policies that do not benefit the country, for example, the British Isles are a tiny land mass, it is physically not possible to fit 50 million extra refugees from Islamic countries onto this land without civil war erupting.

Eu migration britain
Britain under the EU

Already, native Britons are seeing their essential services budgets cut and reduced, their hospitals overcrowded and their schools completely flooded, this is because money has been diverted to benefits for EU economic migrants and asylum seekers.

Britons are essentially being overtaxed and not seeing any improvement to their lives but to the lives of other people, freeloaders, and what are seen as parasites.

The EU and its diktats get more ridiculous by the week, especially when the overpaid profligate unelected officials who are ordering these new laws into existence enjoy lives of extreme privilege, unlimited expense accounts, diamond encrusted pensions, and luxury foreign travel perks — and you’re paying for it.

Unelected Eurocrat Janusz Lewandowski is happy with Sector 4's progress
Unelected Eurocrat Janusz Lewandowski

If Britain exited the EU, this would be an economic haven away from the corruption, and the country would attract trillions of pounds in investment from disenchanted citizens of the EU. We would have the affluent and educated of Europe coming to the UK to spend their millions, to bring their expertise and to build a haven away from the continent which has been ravaged by poor, ill thought policy, mass migration, and corruption.

Embracing Brexit is therefore akin to embracing life, to not do so is embracing death and slavery.

Martial Law: What You Need to Know

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First things first, complete economic collapse brings civil disorder, all supermarkets would be cleaned out in less than a day. If you are not prepared with a safe house in the country where there is plenty of food and water, you will most certainly have a markedly reduced survival rate.

Mass looting and criminality, violence in the streets and of private property would ensue in all metropolitan areas, and there would not be any place to hide from the angry mobs pillaging.

Immediately after mass civil disorder breaks out, all mobile/cell phone services would be cut by the government and there would not be any internet or telephone. This is why if you are organised, you should have already invested in a radio system.

During civil unrest, there are no hospitals, utilities, fire service, police force, doctors, financial services or lawyers.

Depending on the severity of the crisis, you and your family should prepare for as long as it takes before order is restored. This could be from six months to five years or more. The state of martial law could easily escalate to civil war which could take longer to die down.

In the event of martial law, civilians could possibly be rounded up by paramilitary and government forces and put into camps, if you are well prepared you will not be one of these people. Do not depend on the government for your survival or anything. You must be self sufficient, and most of all do not trust anyone, or be careless with speech. In times of chaos, a careless word to anyone could mean your immediate or eventual demise.

 

Here is a basic list of some essentials you may need to survive

1. A sturdy army surplus backpack.

2. A first aid kit, including bandages, iodine, alcohol, gauze and painkillers.

3. Close range melee type weapons. Machetes, Bowie knives, axe, katana, kukri.

4. Long range weapons. You will need a rifle or a 180 lb crossbow, preferably with optical sights. Make sure you have plenty of ammunition or bolts.

5. Clothing. At least one set each of hot weather and cold weather clothing, you can always ditch what you don’t need.

6. Boots. A sturdy new pair of military combat boots, preferably steel toe caps.

7. Manuals. When you’re on the run, starving, and out of water you won’t be thinking clearly, manuals are a good way to ensure you will not forget important information. An army wilderness survival handbook and a wilderness observation and tracking book would be useful.

8. Water. Make sure you have a canteen and get purification tablets to refill.

9. Rain gear.

10. A fire kit. Make sure all your matches and lighters are sealed in plastic. Bring kindling if you can.

11. Light. Bring an army style red lensed flash light. The red light will not ruin your night vision (your natural night vision) so you will not be left in the dark when you have to turn it off.

12. Medicine. Any important medication you may be on i.e. insulin, asthma medications.

13. Radios. If there are others in your group you will want to be able to communicate with them if you get lost.

14. Hand signals. If you have others in your group you will need to be able to communicate with them silently, make sure everyone in the group understands the hand signals.

15. Navigational equipment. Bring a compass and maps of the surrounding area. Good maps include road maps, hiking maps, and topographical maps. Make sure you know how to use a compass and read a map.

16. Shelter. A tent if you can carry it, something that will keep you out of the wind and rain. Knowledge on how to build a makeshift shelter is also useful.

17. A hand-crank radio. You will want to keep updated on new reports and such.

18. Batteries. Solar powered charger.

19. A watch, wind-up best pick as batteries eventually run out.

20. Cooking equipment. This includes a pot of some sort, eating utensils, and something to cut wood with. A ‘Commando Saw’ which is like barbed piano wire and will fit in your pocket.

21. Fishing equipment. Maybe not a rod, but bring hooks, lots of line, and lures.

22. Knowledge. This is your absolute best weapon. Once you have chosen the place or area you will run to make sure you know it like the back of your hand. You may have food rations already stashed away in cannisters deep in the ground, or a secluded well-protected dwelling. No doubt others have thought of the same location, it will be your knowledge of the area that makes you better. If there is a stream, know where it starts and where it goes. Know the hills, the mountains, the trails, the flora, fauna and climactic conditions year round.

EU Referendum: In or Out Vote Does Not Matter

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Whether one votes to stay In or Out in the EU referendum does not matter because the vote has already been sealed, a team of electoral invigilators and commissioners has revealed.

“If the government is for the EU, and David Cameron has hushed up any dissenters, there is nothing anyone can do about it. What we have here is a sealed deal already brokered years ago, by the UK government and the EU. We must understand that the politicians and visible bureaucrats reside well below the apex of the pyramid. These people are mere messengers and deliver their words which are carefully crafted from the highest echelons. If they do not do as they are told, the money is cut off and they are immediately ousted. One must also understand that the intricate financial system is geared at the moment towards global government and a cashless society. To get in the way of this would be suicide for any official as they all have their careers in mind, their duck houses and country homes. Everything you do at the polls on polling day is therefore inconsequential, simply because the deal has already been completed some time ago. For now, it is best to just sit back, enjoy the theatrical heavily controlled show and prepare for the onslaught of the pro-EU propaganda, as it will be heavy, it will come from every speaker and every screen. There is nothing you can do about it apart from switch off all heavily controlled mainstream media,” Miles Danforth, the Presiding Officer for the electoral commission detailed in his last speech, before being removed from office and made destitute.

Britons Will Lose Benefits Under New EU Plan

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The tax credit scheme installed by the previous Labour government is to be scrapped in favour of a living national wage system engineered by the current Conservative government.

European Union Chancellor Merkel has thrashed out a deal with David Cameron to limit migrant benefits only if Britons are denied the same benefits.

Currently, 58% of the UK’s population survive under the current tax credit scheme and removing this will result in eventual riots, public disorder and even more poverty.

The Tory government, as much as they have adopted socialist nanny state policies on a number of issues have still had their eye on the tax credit ‘monster’ for some time, and this new EU deal with the Germans should eradicate tax credits once and for all.

“Either you get a well paid job like me or you die of starvation. Don’t forget to vote to stay In the EU,” a Tory minister revealed on Friday whilst dining at Claridges.

 

No Brexit Plan Says Osborne Because We Will Ensure Britain Stays in EU

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“You may vote to get out of the Soviet EU, but your vote will not count. Our propaganda and our shady dealings at the polling offices will ensure that,” Chancellor George Osborne told the BBC.

The people don’t matter

The No Brexit Plan statement is also another signal that the government (which plans pretty much everything sometimes 50 years in advance) is so assured of winning the EU Referendum that they can make ridiculous claims like that.

Has George Osborne finally shot himself in the foot?

“Georgie has been a good-ish boy up until now, what with keeping a lid on the economy, but this latest No Brexit Plan thing is rather off. I think he needs a rest maybe, some time away from the pressure,” a raring to go EU Referendum voter revealed on Friday.

Russians Deny Behind Istanbul Bomb Killing 10 German Tourists

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“We have nothing to do with this. It must be the Islamic State that did it. At least that’s the cover story,” Volkov Dmitriev, a Russian consul official in Istanbul told newspapers.

Turkish authorities detained three Russians following a suicide bomb attack in Istanbul that killed 10 German tourists, media reports said on Wednesday.

When asked about the bombing incident, Russian president Vladimir Putin was strangely silent, and passed a cup of clear liquid to the reporter from the Tass news agency.

The reporter has since died.

Captured U.S. Sailors Sing Obama Anthem to Iranians

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The sailors were detained on Tuesday after one of their two vessels broke down during a training mission, the US says.

A statement read on state media said the group was released into international waters after singing Obama’s theme song for 48 hours non stop.

Mahmoud Villagiki, an Iranian Revolutionary Guard commander said: “My men could not take it any more. We just said, go, and don’t ever come back again.”

It comes at a sensitive time, as the US and Iran try to implement the deal on Iran’s nuclear activities.

A US official confirmed the sailors’ release to the Reuters news agency.

“Our brave sailors got away unscathed. In the navy, Yes, you can sail the seven seas. In the navy, Yes, you can put your mind at ease.”

 

Caitlyn Jenner Training For Olympics

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“I’m going to show the world that girls can do things just as good as the boys,” Jenner said at her training circuit in Beverly Hills.

Caitlyn Jenner has a gruelling training session and gets up at three in the morning to run. The Decathlon is a serious event, and to compete with the best, she has some great trainers to help her.

Along with the shot put, long jump, high jump and pole vault, there’s the 1,500 metres which really is the test that will count.

“I have a lot of upper body strength especially for the shot put. I’m getting 13.80 right now but hope to stretch it to 14.40 by the end of summer,” Jenner told reporters.

To prove his strength in the event, Jenner picked up a female reporter and threw her across some grass, the CNN reporter took the display in her stride and whooped with joy at the playful act.

Team USA has a real winner in Brazil this year and the bets are on for Jenner going for gold.

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