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Treason: “Nick Clegg Denies Queen’s Words”

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Constitutional expert Miles Harris finds this denial by Clegg astonishing.

“Not only were there other people present and deemed as witnesses during the conversation but by denying the word of her Majesty, this denial by Clegg is tantamount to treason by showing the utmost disrespect and disregard to the Crown and sovereign of our realm.”

The former Lib Dem leader’s recent comments are in response to a Sun article reporting a conversation Nick Clegg had with the Queen.

 

Trump Decries the Sloppy Salutes From His Followers

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At a recent Maine campaign rally, Trump followers were berated by their leader for making sloppy salutes.

“You have to extend your arm fully and the fingers have to be pointed. C’mon guys, this is ridiculous. Look at that guy there, his elbow is bent. Straighten the hand. That’s it, that lady there she got it.”

Some commentators in America have been calling it the Nazi salute, but Trump’s campaign boss, Billy Schmitz, denies this accusation.

“This is the Trump salute, no Mussolini or Hitler involved. Besides, no one in the crowds knows who those people were any way.”

It is true to say that most Americans have little or no idea about history or that there is a whole world outside the USA, however if they knew some modicum of knowledge, they would not be backing Trump.

“Shh, whatever you do, do not tell anyone what Trump is doing? We do not need people who read books explaining how this stuff works, and we especially don’t need Trump followers asking questions,” the campaign manager later said under hushed breath.

EU to Pay Turkey 60,000 Euros Per Migrant

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What is 6 Billion euros divided by 100,000 migrants? That’s 60,000 euros per person, a princely sum if there were any, and the EU nations are being forced by their heads in Brussels to cough up the cash. Britain itself will be forced to pay £500 million to the fund.

In a time of austerity, where every cut in the budget of Britain hurts millions of Britons, £500 million could easily go towards building a new hospital, or multiple schools, or the crumbling road infrastructure, or to better care for the disabled, instead it is fleeing from the arms of Britain into a black hole, a bottomless pit.

The migrants will keep coming whatever will happen, and this charade will continue ad infinitum.

If Britain was out of the EU, this money could be used in our own country to serve our people, to help our infrastructure, and to increase the quality of lives for the many needy Britons who really deserve better than the deal they are getting right now.

You pay tax. For what? You work day in day out and you get nothing back, instead the money flies into EU arms and is never seen again.

Britain on top of these money requests by the EU pays £55 million per day just to be in the EU.

Vote Leave, let Britain break free from this EU monstrosity, this wasteful ridiculous profligate bunch of thieves.

Deal of the Century

One thing is for sure, the Turks are laughing all the way to the bank, what a coup for Ankara, to have taken the 6 Billion euros. A delightful Turkish win off the backs of the EU Muppet show.

“We take the money, then release the migrant. What that migrant does in Turkey is their business, whether they go across to Europe again is none of ours. Hah! What a deal, this is beautiful. Six billion euros, we don’t even know what to do with all that cash. Kebabs on us! All right boys, chilli sauce?”

Thank you EU. haha

Migrant Crisis: Closing Macedonia Border Will Not Stop Influx

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The Macedonian fence is of little consequence when people can travel through the Black sea route from Turkey through to Burgas or Varna in Bulgaria, from there it is a case of going through Romania, maybe clipping part of Southern Ukraine, or going through Hungary.

Romania is an open country and easy to traverse with little or no checks. Once through Ukraine, Slovakia and Austria are easy to reach within a few days.

Although Romania and Bulgaria are not part of the Schengen free travel policy, there is little or no border control among some routes known to smugglers and well-travelled migrants.

This is why as one route is closed, others are always open, lest we forget the Southern Italian route from Tunisia and Libya which are currently lawless countries with millions of people making the short journey to either Malta or Reggio Calabria in Italy.

This summer over 6 million people are planning to move to Europe and the problem will only get worse next year and the year after that. The EU and its utter helplessness in the matter is only made worse by its poor and slow decision making.

The Schengen zone should have been completely closed down last year, but the EU’s obstinacy will ultimately cost them their Eurozone by keeping the free movement law.

The Greek route is of course the easiest to arrive in, this time take a left through Kakavia, Leskovic, Albania or alternatively through Romania avoiding Macedonia. Once through those countries it is relatively easy to get to Germany or Sweden.

Most EU countries do not have fences at their borders and the ones that do, are altogether unguarded and easy to traverse with some wire cutters. The migrants have whole teams dedicated to going through obstacles, as well as the smugglers.

As mentioned before, the current route shift is through the Black sea, where there are no checks and onto Romania. This shift works well for millions of migrants and the deluge will increase through Romania this summer.

 

Condoleezza Rice Waiting in Wings For Trump

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She’s back, she’s hungry, she’s Ana Condi.

The Republicans have another weapon in their armoury, and the answer could be Condoleezza Rice, the Bush protégé who was so prevalent during the dark years.

Could this be the ticket to oust the Trump virus once and for all for GOP? You will have to wait and see what happens.

If there ever was a candidate to kiss up a storm, it would be Condi, for she is a formidable woman of many talents, including an adagio or two on the piano.

The benefits of sticking Condi into the Republican ticket is that she would emasculate Trump, then swiftly move on to the Democrat candidate, woman to woman, but with the black and white vote firmly in tow, and a venomous bite that could win the fight.

Experts: The EU Planning to Destroy British Monarchy and Sovereignty

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The European Union, through ever closer union is ever changing, with one diktat, making way for several, ultimately undoing previous laws and making new ones as it goes along.

It is thus correct to surmise that David Cameron’s paltry deal would never be put into effect, and within a few years the U.K. would be fully swallowed up into the EU matrix.

One faceless unelected Eurocrat’s word does not mean a thing, because he will be superseded by another at a higher level, and this meandering political dance means emphatically that anything brokered within the EU sphere is easily changed for the purposes of the controllers.

The sole purpose of the EU is to swallow up nations, strip them of power and sovereignty and utilise their resources for the needs of the EU core.

This is why the Monarchy of Britain, the House of Windsor, originally the House of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha is now in serious peril, because the EU will strip it of its position within the United Kingdom. Through de-funding methods, the House of Windsor will eventually have its assets collectivised by the EU Soviet state.

Now, there have been numerous speeches by some royals, and these speeches have suggested an appreciation of the cause to stay within the EU, this is what the royals have been sold, but what they do not realise is, they have not been told the truth about how they will have to give up the monarchy down the line.

Ever closer union and integration into the EU means the destruction of all sovereign rights, and this includes the monarchy, as well as the British parliament.

The current PM, David Cameron, is thus working maybe knowingly or unwittingly to abolish the British monarchy and all its off shoot branches.

In defence of the realm, and her Majesty, it is imperative that Britain votes to leave the EU with a Brexit. This point cannot be exemplified more, as there is not only now serious danger towards the Crown but to the very survival of Britain’s constitution, the Magna Carta, the royal lineage is at risk.

If there ever was a time for concern, now would be the time, as Britain’s very fabric could be destroyed from within and without. There are nefarious voices now calling for Britain to stay in the EU, and there are still some confused people, whether in parliament or the general populace who think Britain should stay. There are further treacherous forces who are willing the destruction of the monarchy through staying, cue Jeremy Corbyn, a staunch anti-royalist who will have the last laugh if Britain stays in the EU.

This is an appeal to those on the wrong side of the fence now, you can save Britain by backing a Brexit, if you love your country, your nation, do the correct thing, and Vote Leave.

Spain’s Gibraltar Threat: Why Brexit UK Strategy is Cause For National Mobilisation

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The fascistic threat by Spain to invade Gibraltar immediately after Brexit is a cause for immediate mobilisation after the EU referendum results are announced.

It is thus a case of national importance that Britain’s armed forces are on full alert when Brexit occurs and troops are sent immediately to Gibraltar.

The acting Brexit PM will be instated immediately and the outgoing PM will be ousted with immediate effect.

Due to the national importance of the strategic area in question, Britain must also bolster the Falklands with increased missile batteries and troops, for the threat will not just be Gibraltar but the Falkland Isles as well.

Britain’s territories and interests must be defended at all costs upon Brexit as its enemies will seek to capitulate on the period of transition and confusion, however if emergency measures are implemented correctly, there may not be any need for using the military in any conflict.

These threats by the EU, should be seen as the dying European Dis-Union flailing in the dark, lashing out needlessly and scaremongering.

The EU is now resorting to terroristic tactics to engender fear in the population and their propaganda may be expensive to implement but can be circumnavigated quite easily simply by employing common sense and logic.

Trump: No One Allowed Alternative Viewpoint to Me

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Presidential candidate, Donald Trump told reporters on Saturday that “No one is allowed an opinion other than my own, and that’s my final answer on the situation!”

Going on to the subject of freedom of speech, Trump addressed a group pf reporters from various agencies telling them that when he’s president this is also how it’s going to be.

“Anyone voices an opinion other than the Donald at a rally, you see what happens to them, they get thrown out on their ass. We’ve got teams of thugs going round crowds to see if anyone has an opinion that does not follow the Trump line. My boys, they’re so good you know, we find these people, I like to call them disruptors, they call themselves free-thinkers, whatever, whatever they wanna call themselves. Soon their asses are out on the street, it’s not like the old days though, you know when security would rough these people up real good, take ’em out on a stretcher. But, comin’ back to my previous point, this is how it’s going to be in a Trump presidency. Black or white. No grey. I’m going to make damn sure that people who do not have my viewpoint on any subject are silenced one way or another. Let’s just say, they’ll be made to disappear. Oh, you’re saying that sounds like something the Mafia would say, well hello? The Don, they call me, I run with the goodfellas, we’re like paisans, how you think I made those real estate deals, those construction deals? I mixed with the right people, Italians who know what good shoes are and can bury people in a hole at the drop of a hat. Capish?”

 

EU Referendum: Why is Jeremy Corbyn Backing Goldman Sachs In Campaign?

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Jeremy Corbyn, the current Labour leader, is therefore siding with Goldman Sachs, and the rest of them, by backing the Remain camp.

“It makes sense why Corbyn would be backing the remain in EU camp, because remaining in the EU will mean the end of the British Royal family, it will also mean complete renunciation of democracy and rule by a solid totalitarian dictatorship. These are tenets that Corbyn believes in, and to use Goldman Sachs for his ends is perfectly permissible.” Robert Pestilence, a Guardian journalist announced on his most recent article.

Socialism works in mysterious ways, however Corbyn is not a fully fledged socialist, watered down with champagne, that he certainly is not. Corbyn is a Marxist, and the EU is a Soviet Marxist construct which he will embrace fully, as will his followers.

One can see Corbyn in a few years, giggling into his grey jumper as the Queen is turfed out of Buckingham palace, and the rest of the Windsors uncermoniously dumped into train wagons sent for processing.

Corbyn is therefore cleverer than he looks.

EU Referendum: The EU Will Adopt Complete Dictatorship Within Three Years

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The warnings from history are never heeded by the foolish or the blind, as David Cameron is the Neville Chamberlain, Boris Johnson is waiting in the wings to take the reigns from someone who is ultimately too engrossed in their own career to see what the EU is doing.

Jean Claude Juncker wants your sons and daughters to be conscripted in an EU Army, a singular force away from NATO. The drunkard’s ambitions are of once again rising the Reich to its previous level against a Russian semi-Sovietized Putin nation.

“Putin is the Tsar, but he also knows that the Soviet system is the most powerful when it comes to control and unity. The fall of the USSR was a disaster for Russia, because they lost much territory and military strength. The Russian people have been floundering ever since, and the recent sanctions upon Russia by the West show that even though Russia is not Soviet any more, it can suffer greatly outside the Soviet spectrum. What is funny to many Russians however, is that the EU is incorporating full Soviet collectivist techniques in governance and even more funny, is that some elements of the British government want to stay in this evolving decrepit mess. Can you have two Sovietized entities fighting? Of course you can, because one faction always wants the whole piece. Will the winners be the EU Soviet or the Russian Soviet? Naturally, it has always been a European dream to take Russia, from Napoleon to Hitler, they tried, but failed, both because of the winter.” Vladimir Rustov, a Russian historian and commentator told the BBC.

COMRADE CAMERON STALIN

If Britain stays in the EU, expect your sons and daughters to be eventually drafted to fight in the EU Army. They will not have any choice, and neither will you as a parent. It is quite interesting to see that polls for the upcoming EU Referendum showing the British youth are keen on staying in the EU, obviously the under 30s will be the first to be conscripted to fight, and like lambs to the slaughter they do not know the real facts. Young and naive would be the correct description.

This is why it is madness, and reckless to stay in the EU, because to stay is to throw away not only Britain’s sovereignty, but its ability to defend itself effectively, as well as throwing away all pretensions of democracy. The totalitarian footstep always marches on in goose step fashion, and the EU is a sovietized state that will get a lot worse in the years to come.

Democracy or Dictatorship. Britain or EU. Freedom or Slavery.

There is no option but to vote for Brexit and let us watch what happens from the sidelines until the path is clear to act.