“I’s be honoured to stand along the route of the royal carriage and wave me flag for the newlyweds at the royal wedding,” Ivor Munter, 32, a peasant from Muckleworth, East London, told the BBC.
According to the palace, the peasants won’t just be celebrating in the streets, but some have also been invited to attend the wedding itself, Meghan Markle and her family are so lucky.
One of Us
“Meghan even invited her hairdresser, butcher and road sweeper from her hometown, as well as members of her family. It’s going to be a grand affair and a right royal knees up, innit” Jack Mungo, a postman from Barking told the Sun.
All over Britain, there will be street parties laid out for the starving peasants.
“I ain’t eaten for a fortnight. I’ll be glad to get a bit o’ bread and soup when the wedding happens in a few weeks. Our feudal lords are so good to us,” Harry Pilchard, a peasant from the village of Shister in Yorkshire, told the BBC.
Some peasants will even be given a commemorative plate with the royal couple adorning it, shame most won’t have much food to put on the plate.
Socialists all over the world are essentially farmers, they farm people who are poor, ethnic, disadvantaged.
Socialism farms the poor and ethnic minorities for a number of reasons: funding, and votes.
This is why socialists welcome mass migration, because essentially they are exploiting the suffering of migrants desperately seeking help — to gain voters in elections.
“Once we help legal and illegal immigrants into our country, then we ply them with free benefits/housing/education/healthcare and these poor migrants will vote for us at each election guaranteed. It’s a no brainer. Look what Tony Blair did, he let in over 4.8 million migrants in less than two years and won two elections. The more migrants we let in, the more guaranteed votes we get,” a Labour spokesman revealed.
Suffice to say, voting for a party other than socialist is not going to happen in any general election by a migrant who was helped in by socialists. This way, the socialists build up a vast base of voters made up of poor people, migrants, and other marginalised elements.
Socialists at the top of the pyramid either in media or politics are extremely rich, and they utilise poor people as their pawns for virtue signalling political displays. It is therefore in the interests of socialists to keep poor people poor, and preferably dumb. This is why under any socialist education system the curriculums are dumbed down to a level of idiocy, or retardation.
“As socialists we certainly do not want an awake public, we want people to follow us blindly and without question. This is why the Millennial generation are so pliant, they do not want freedom, in fact they rally against freedom. They have been dumbed down so much and indoctrinated by socialists, they have no thoughts of their own. For socialists, this is brilliant, because we do not want ethnics or migrants or poor people to wake up and see how we are exploiting them,” another socialist Labour party official said.
Socialism is a strand of Marxism, and ultimately a cousin of communism, however, today’s students, who are so indoctrinated in socialist political ways, are too blind to see that they are ultimately moving towards full blown communism, which is the final hurdle for socialism.
Those at the hierarchy of any socialist party always hide their assets, and always claim to be working for little or nothing, whilst of course dining in the best restaurants, and milking the system for as much as they can. An example of course would be the previous American president Obama, who spent over $189 million of taxpayers money on holidays for him, his entourage, his wife’s entourage and their kids. Obama milked the nation out of so much money that during his tenure the deficit rose from $9 Trillion to over $23 Trillion. Now that’s socialism at work. Spend, until other people’s money runs out…as Maggie once said.
One of the biggest stooge’s of socialists of course is the racism card, and they use black and minority people as a battering ram against anything that is deemed conservative or for the nation. Socialists detest their own nation, and it is this self-hatred as well as their exploitation of minorities which brings in more votes in elections. In reality of course, the hierarchy socialists are even more racist than conservatives or equally racist, however where conservatives are more truthful in their racism, socialists would rather die than being revealed as a racist exploitative piece of shit, they would rather lie and lie to get away with any truth coming out.
Socialists out of many political ideologies are indeed the most devious and nasty, and with the use of the mostly left-wing media, they are even more dangerous when out of power. We can see this with the soviet styled #metoo movement, and the underhand techniques of mass censorship of any alternative views by leftie tech monopolies. Censorship was a very efficient tool in Soviet Russia and modern communist China, and socialists use it very efficiently today cutting down free speech with a vehemence unrivalled by any other doctrine.
Socialists need you to stay poor, they will give you more benefits to keep you in that vicious cycle of poverty. They need you to stay uneducated so they will dumb down school curriculums. Socialists will demand fast mass migration and once they get it, and it gets to election time, they will have voters ready to vote for them without question. Socialists exploit ethnic groups as a means to hit the right, and as much as they detest ethnics, they will put them as visibly in power, even though behind the scenes they will always be mere puppets to the same old white haired white men.
Socialists when in power will do everything to keep social mobility down. One thing they never want is poor people educating themselves and moving up a notch. This would mean they might eventually vote conservative. It is therefore in the socialist’s interests to keep poor and ethnic people down by putting obstacles in their way stopping them from improving their standing.
Socialism is the biggest lie that no one ever mentioned, and it is using millions of useful idiots day in day out to get the job done. Bravo to socialism. It is truly working.
What better way to get killer robots to do what you want them to do — get them addicted to vodka.
The AI killer robots used by the Russian army are heavy duty alcoholics who feast on copious amounts of vodka.
Russian army technician, Colonel Vladimir Dimitrov, revealed how the AI killer robots have to quench their thirst.
“We first get them used to the vodka. For a few months they are pumped with the good stuff, then we suddenly withdraw all vodka. The robots naturally go crazy, their addiction is so so great they will do anything for their next fix. This is when we ask them to kill everything in sight, and afterwards they get a big tanker of vodka for a reward.”
Much like the Russian army regulars who are fuelled by vodka, the robots take no prisoners when they get their thirst.
The robots designed by Russian army engineers are nothing more than little tanks with turrets but in squads of fifty to a hundred armed with machine gun turrets and missiles are devastating, especially if they have not had vodka for a few days.
“You ever seen an angry Russian who has not had his vodka for a day or so? They get angry, itchy, with sudden outbursts, sweating like pigs. Our robots get very angry, we have to handle them with caution. Even though we have programmed them to not hurt us, the vodka desire makes their AI irrational,” Dimitrov added.
NATO high command officials are said to be weary of such Russian ingenuity, and are trying to counteract the deadly vodka addicted Russian robots by introducing a type of robot that will strike fear into any enemy that dares to attack — AI robots that are addicted to coffee. Yes, the fuel for the new autonomous will be a Starbucks dream come true.
AI engineer, Miles Rubio, explained how the robots are fuelled at a recent Military Symposium in Switzerland.
“Americans are fuelled by coffee. We wanted something that makes Americans go crazy if they don’t get their fix, and that’s the coffee. These robots much like Americans go absolutely nuts if they don’t have gallons of coffee daily. This is how we made the robots into very efficient killers…lol.”
The devious nature of the majority of the unelected members of the House of Lords will be finally curtailed after the House of Commons passes new laws that will effectively abolish any powers the Lords currently have.
The fast bi-partisan action will take place by the end of the month, as a matter of urgency, Hansard, recorded.
Speaking in the Commons, one MP was livid at the backhand behaviour of the Remainer-led House of Lords who seek to derail Brexit.
“There is a very good reason these unelected House of Lords peers are trying their best to stop Brexit. It is of course about their EU payments. The EU pays off 30 former MEPs and officials in the Lords with £500,000 a year in pensions.
“They include seven ex-European Commissioners who swore an oath of loyalty to Brussels that means they risk losing their pension if they attack their old institutions.
“It would take a combined pension pot of £10million to provide retirement income for the ex-EU peers on the same scale in the private sector. We must stop this backhander mentality where these Lords are betraying their own nation, and the democratic right of the people for wads of EU cash in brown envelopes.”
Meanwhile, Lord Mandelson of Anusholl, Cumbria, was adamant that thwarting Brexit is actually a democratic process.
“It does not mean a thing that I get huge payoffs from Brussels. All I care about is Italian marble on my bathroom floor, it is so shiny and fabulous to touch. My friends roll about on it all the time. I have to have the best Italian workmanship when it comes to marble flooring. Where else am I to get the money for such exquisite Italian marble floors? Yes, of course I will betray Britain for it. Ooh darling. Have you seen the shine on the floor?”
Kinnock EU Gravy Train
Research from Open Europe think tank reveals Baroness Kinnock earned £774,838 as an MEP. She was also entitled to a daily subsistence allowance worth £505,818 over that time, travel allowances worth almost £1.25million and general allowances worth £577,071.
In addition, she was entitled to secretarial allowances worth more than £2.3million, although these are to pay staff.She also has a pension worth £67,836 a year, which would require a pot of £950,000 to buy in the private sector.
Lord Kinnock earned £1.85million in salary during his 10 years at the EU and qualified for a residence allowance for living in Brussels worth £276,962, an entertainment allowance worth £64,564, an installation allowance of £25,348 for taking the job, a resettlement allowance of £13,745 for leaving the job and a transition allowance, to help adjust to life outside Brussels, worth £355,143.
He also qualifies for a pension which pays out £96,857 a year and cost £1.16million to buy in the private sector. The terms require him to remain supportive of the EU project.
In all, the Kinnocks qualified for pay, allowances and pensions worth £10.2million.
The lack of receipts required for EU expenses makes it impossible to know if they claimed living allowances on the same home.
An essential problem that humanity has encountered in the last 50 or so years has been that we have discovered ways to completely annihilate ourselves from the face of the planet. This is a problem because of two reasons.
The first is that we are still a very long way from assuring our survival as a species. We cannot protect our cities from natural disaster including floods, earthquakes, mudslides and even Tsunamis.
And even the weapons that we create to kill each other so effectively with, we have not found remedies for them.
The second reason is scarier than the first. World leaders, the people who have the keys to Doomsday, seem not have matured socially.
This can be easily seen by their choice of isolationist strategies. These are ideas from a dead generation that did not leave in the global village that the world has become.
No longer can the success or failure of one nation or region be contained in that area. We are all affected by the decisions of people on the other side of the globe.
The Gambler’s Solution
At least we know that we will have one world leader who will understand the advice we are about to hand out.
Donald Trump, a casino mogul understands that to survive in life and real money casino games you have to be ready to respond to any change in environment.
The world’s social environment has changed. Things you could do and get away with a decade ago are now potent in killing a career than being bitten by a black mamba.
There can no longer be an arms race between a small groups of super countries. The technology they develop is now available to everyone.
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A probable solution is for the big superpowers to arbitrate smaller nations when they quarrel. By finding a win/win settlement point, peace can be secured in our lifetime.
If things can’t get any worse for Brexit or the stained Theresa May cabinet, how about including another incompetent nincompoop for the role of Home Secretary.
Out goes the blubbing oestrogen mess of Amber Rudd, another Remainer who fouled things up so badly that it has left a distinct stench of rotten eggs in the chambers.
In comes a guy who one could say is a big rotten egg, who campaigned furiously during the EU Referendum against Brexit.
“One of the advantages of EU membership is that we get to negotiate wider and deeper trade deals from a position of strength. If we leave, the boot will be on the other foot – and that will put Britain at a serious disadvantage.” 14 MAY 2016
Whatever Javid says today, much like May and the other Remainers in the Cabinet, must be taken with a pinch of salt.
Nothing the Remainer-led cabinet has done has been good for Brexit or been true to the EU Referendum. All that they say is a series of backpeddled lies, and more lies to forward their agenda of staying under the wing of Brussels after the so-called Brexit.
They want to stay in the Single Market and they want to stay in the Customs Union, therefore rendering any form of Brexit completely redundant.
Yes, yes, of course we said it all along. Brexit would be nigh on impossible, and we have sadly been proven right, time and time again.
The unelected Brussels salaried House of Lords treasonous Remainers are to pass the final nail in the coffin bill for a referendum that held big promises but sadly no real fighters backing it.
Britain has been proven to be a lost cowardly nation, a country of slaves who are bent over the table by the EU daily and unceremoniously fucked by large continental cocks, then brutally ordered to clean up the mess afterwards.
There is no dignity left in a country where snivelling weasel traitor Remainers jostle with each other for the best position to be violently anally raped by their laughing foreign controllers who then spit on their Remainer heads as reward.
The Battle of Britain was fought for nothing as was the whole of World War II. It is ironic that Britain declared victory yet have now fallen to slavery of the EU unelected masters ruling over them and dictating their laws. Millions thus died for a meaningless Pyrrhic victory.
Lest we forget the treachery of Theresa May who was instated as PM for the very reason of the ultimate betrayal.
Brexit was a utopian dream of freedom. Unfortunately, dream’s cannot be realised in already conquered countries, especially when there is so much home made treachery about.
No Brexit. The whole thing was just a mirage…a brief glimpse across the prison walls….a slight ray of light through the prison bars….now all hope is gone….the dove of light is diseased, turning black, shrivelling up and dying.
Let us set sail once again, make our own trade deals, be the masters of our own destiny, make our own laws…a dream…fading in the now tumultuous waters…sharks ripping at the oars…wake up…this is still Britain under dystopian control from the EU, gloating with glee at their nefarious victory over the defeated Britons they snigger as the free money continues its flow into their overloaded coffers.
Once a strong nation, now nothing more than inhabited by lazy, cowardly losers with no fucking balls.
It’s not only the supermarket food wrapped in plastics that kill you, or the so-called safe bottled water you drink, but now we can add the LED streetlights to the mix.
What better way to reduce the population through such an innocent medium — light.
Modern street lamps are triggering thousands of cancer cases, according to new research from the University of Exeter by Dr Alejandro Sánchez de Miguel.
A study found men living in large cities are twice as likely to develop prostate cancer while women are one and a half times more prone to breast cancer.
Scientists blame the worrying trend on the ‘blue light’ emitted by LEDs. This reduces levels of melatonin which controls the body clock.
Original Spanish study – Evaluating the Association between Artificial Light-at-Night Exposure and Breast and Prostate Cancer Risk in Spain (MCC-Spain Study)
Ariadna Garcia-Saenz , Alejandro Sánchez de Miguel , Ana Espinosa , Antonia Valentin , Núria Aragonés , Javier Llorca , Pilar Amiano , Vicente Martín Sánchez , Marcela Guevara , Rocío Capelo , Adonina Tardón , Rosana Peiró-Perez , José Juan Jiménez-Moleón , Aina Roca-Barceló , Beatriz Pérez-Gómez , Trinidad Dierssen-Sotos , Tania Fernández-Villa , Conchi Moreno-Iribas , Victor Moreno , Javier García-Pérez , Gemma Castaño-Vinyals , Marina Pollán , Martin Aubé , and Manolis Kogevinas
Add into the mix the damage to human cells that radiofrequency energy does every time you use your mobile phone or are near a mast; and the Bisphenol A you ingest from all supermarket products, and the multiple types of engineered chemicals you take in from processed foods, the chemtrails, as well as the micro-carbons you breathe in from traffic fumes, naturally, the human body reacts to this — it creates changes in your body — tumours, anomalies, grotesque mutations. In short — Cancer.
Who is doing this? …and why?
And from this we have created an illusion, so large, so vast it will escape their perception.
Those who will see it will be thought of as insane. We will create separate fronts to prevent them from seeing the connection between us. We will behave as if we are not connected to keep the illusion alive. Our goal will be accomplished one drop at a time so as to never bring suspicion upon ourselves. This will also prevent them from seeing the changes as they occur.
We will always stand above the relative field of their experience for we know the secrets of the absolute.
We will keep their lifespan short and their minds weak while pretending to do the opposite. We will use our knowledge of science and technology in subtle ways so they will never see what is happening. We will use soft metals, ageing accelerators and sedatives in food and water, also in the air. They will be blanketed by poisons everywhere they turn.
The soft metals will cause them to lose their minds. We will promise to find a cure from our many fronts, yet we will feed them more poison. The poisons will be absorbed through their skin and mouths, they will destroy their minds and reproductive systems.
The poisons will be hidden in everything that surrounds them, in what they drink, eat, breathe and wear. We must be ingenious in dispensing the poisons for they can see far. We will teach them that the poisons are good, with fun images and musical tones. Those they look up to will help. We will enlist them to push our poisons. With sugar they shall be sweetened on their way to early extinction.
They will see our products being used in film and will grow accustomed to them and will never know their true effect. When they give birth we will inject poisons into the blood of their children and convince them it is for their help. We will start early on, when their minds are young, we will target their children with what children love most, sweet things.
When their teeth decay we will fill them with metals that will kill their mind and steal their future. When their ability to learn has been affected, we will create medicine that will make them sicker and cause other diseases for which we will create yet more medicine. We will render them docile and weak before us by our power. They will grow depressed, slow and obese, and when they come to us for help, we will give them more poison.
We will focus their attention toward money and material goods so they many never connect with their inner self. We will distract them with fornication, external pleasures and games so they may never be one with the oneness of it all. Their minds will belong to us and they will do as we say. If they refuse we shall find ways to implement mind-altering technology into their lives. Virtual reality, apps, mobile phones, websites, streaming media, social networks, games, eventually leading them to be microchipped in their brains which they will accept wholeheartedly without question.
We will use fear as our weapon. We will establish their governments and establish opposites within. We will own both sides. We will always hide our objective but carry out our plan. They will perform the labour for us and we shall prosper from their toil.
Our families will never mix with theirs. Our blood must be pure always, for it is the way. We will make them kill each other when it suits us. We will keep them separated from the oneness by dogma and religion. We will control all aspects of their lives and tell them what to think and how. We will guide them kindly and gently letting them think they are guiding themselves.
We will foment animosity between them through our factions. When a light shall shine among them, we shall extinguish it by ridicule, or death, whichever suits us best. The hate will blind them totally, and never shall they see that from their conflicts we emerge as their rulers.
They will be busy killing each other. They will bathe in their own blood and kill their neighbours for as long as we see fit.
We will benefit greatly from this, for they will not see us, for they cannot see us. We will continue to prosper from their wars and their deaths. We shall repeat this over and over until our ultimate goal is accomplished. We will continue to make them live in fear and anger though images and sounds. We will use all the tools we have to accomplish this. The tools will be provided by their labour. We will make them hate themselves and their neighbours.
We will always hide the divine truth from them, that we are all one. This they must never know! They must never know that colour is an illusion, they must always think they are not equal. Drop by drop, drop by drop we will advance our goal. We will take over their land, resources and wealth to exercise total control over them. We will deceive them into accepting laws that will steal the little freedom they will have. We will establish a money system that will imprison them forever, keeping them and their children in debt.
When they shall band together, we shall accuse them of crimes and present a different story to the world for we shall own all the media. We will use our media to control the flow of information and their sentiment in our favour. When they shall rise up against us we will crush them like insects, for they are less than that. They will be helpless to do anything for they will have no weapons.
The truth will be hidden in their face, so close they will not be able to focus on it until its too late. Oh yes, so grand the illusion of freedom will be, that they will never know they are our slaves.
When all is in place, the reality we will have created for them will own them. This reality will be their prison. They will live in self-delusion. When our goal is accomplished a new era of domination will begin. Their minds will be bound by their beliefs, the beliefs we have established from time immemorial.
Good news rarely comes in these days, but when it does, sneeze into your napkin and thank the stars above for finally delivering justice upon Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby will be going to jail hopefully for a long time after being convicted of rape.
The jury in Bill Cosby’s retrial found the TV icon guilty of all three counts of aggravated indecent assault on Thursday for drugging and sexually assaulting Andrea Constand at his home in a Philadelphia suburb in 2004.
The 80-year-old comedian faces up to 10 years in prison on each count, but is likely toserve them concurrently.
It has been a long time coming, but America’s Daddy is a rapist and deserves everything he gets.
Already, the jail where Cosby will go is getting ready for their celebrity rapist guest.
San Quentin State Prison, located north of San Francisco is preparing the cell for Bill and is looking forward to his arrival.
“We got a special cell mate for Cosby. His name is Bubba. He is 7’2 weighing 380 lbs. He likes old guys and we in the prison service just look the other way when he wants to get his way. Bubba is already stocking up on lube which he gets from the machine shop where he works,” the prison’s warden, Chuck Mallory told the San Fran Times.
It has been many years in the making, but Mr Cosby has been a slippery customer, justice has a way of rearing its greasy head in between those butt cheeks once in awhile, even with rigged justice systems geared to the advantage of celebrities in the U.S.
Former prime minister, Theresa May was today licking her wounds after a devastating coup by Tory Brexiteers who ousted her late last night from her job.
The spectacular coup was completed in 15 minutes according to those present, and May had no discourse but to resign in shame after the way she had handled the Brexit.
“May who has conceded too much to the EU was as useful as a drum kit in Anne Frank’s attic. She is obviously a Remainer, therefore she does not have a mandate to safeguard this nation from those who seek to do it harm. We had to remove her to gain back our sovereignty,” one backbencher revealed.
Indeed, Theresa May capitulated much to the EU demands, and if it was not for the coup, Britain would have been stuck in the Customs Union and Single Market. This effectively would mean there would not be a Brexit, and Britain would not have been able to make its own trade deals, as well as control its own borders.
“It is safe to say that May listened to Remainers more than Brexiteers. The House of Lords’ unelected peers who defeated the government on a recent Brexit bill were on large payrolls from Brussels, so naturally they were paid off corrupted individuals who willingly sold their own country off for backhanders from the EU. However, the former PM, was not paid off by Brussels to our knowledge, but betrayed her own country through sheer unwillingness to stand up to Brussels and their ludicrous demands,” another backbencher revealed.
The new PM, Jacob Rees-Mogg, has struck fear into the heart of the EU, and is even planning on curtailing the crooked Remainer unelected peers in the House of Lords, many of which are receiving backhanders from Brussels.
This spectacular turn of events can only be good for Britain, which needs someone as strong as Thatcher to pull through the slings and arrows of outrageous EU demands.
