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Did Trump Break Royal Protocol During Windsor Visit?

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Few people will have expected Donald Trump to conform to all protocols during his first official visit to Britain – but he nevertheless raised eyebrows when he twice broke with etiquette within minutes of meeting the Queen at Windsor Castle.

The US president was condemned on social media for walking in front of the Queen as they inspected a guard of honour of the Coldstream Guards.

She was left having to decide which side of him to go as she caught up to walk alongside him.

Royal piggyback

Then during a photo call, the president jumped unannounced up onto the Queen’s shoulders and started waving at the assembled press and Coldstream Guards making funny faces.

The Queen kept her regal poise throughout the president’s antics, and shouldered the heavy burden quite remarkably for a woman in her nineties. Melania Trump, just ignored the whole event completely.

“The Queen showed extreme strength and poise throughout the whole Trump event. Wow, she is so strong she did not even flinch once.” one Twitter user commented.

A royal family spokesperson said the Queen piggyback was completely off royal protocol but because it was performed by the American president, it was laughed off afterwards as a show of American greeting.

The monarchy’s official guidance online says there are no obligatory codes of behaviour when meeting the Queen or a member of the royal family, but many people wish to observe traditional forms.

“For men this is a neck bow (from the head only) whilst women do a small curtsy. Other people prefer simply to shake hands in the usual way,” the royal website says.

Piggybacks are a complete no no, when it comes to royal protocol.

Daily Squib Summer Offer: We’re Giving Away 10 Thailand Cave Holidays

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Yes, it’s that time of year again, i.e. the summer, where you spend all your money on crowded holidays with everyone else in the searing heat and the skin cancerous beating down sun.

Forget about crowded beaches laden with micro-plastics that leach Bisphenol A into your flesh, or the sewage infested waters you dip your children into with thousands of other holiday makers.

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You will spend three weeks bed and board in an abandoned dark cave without any food in complete darkness.

The highlight of the holiday will be licking water from the cave walls accompanied by an incessant dripping sound echoing through the cave.

To add to your holiday delight, you will have to pee and crap in the same spot of the cave for three weeks adding to the authentic essence of summer.

At the end of the three weeks, you will be given some flippers and goggles, and told to take a deep breath and swim for three miles underwater to check out from your holiday.

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EU Kommandant Martin Selmayr Gloats Over England World Cup Loss

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High ranking EU Kommandant Martin Selmayr giggled with glee at the end of England’s World Cup dreams and posted pro-EU propaganda to celebrate on Twitter, it has been reported.

Kommandant Selmayr, whose grandfather was lieutenant-colonel Josef Selmayr, a convicted war criminal – later pardoned – who served in the Balkans fighting for Hitler in WW2, has no love for the English.

“Every time the Kommandant hears the name of an English person, or England, his face goes sour, I once saw him spit into his wastepaper bin when someone mentioned ‘Windsor Castle’. The Kommandant is very particular about the EU ruining Britain, he always says that even though Germany lost the war in 1945, we won in the end with the EU. He is of course correct 100%, because it is now the UK that takes orders from the EU, and who rules the EU? Yes, you guessed it — Germany!”

Kommandant Selmayr was recently promoted to his post by Jean Claude Juncker, whose father was a prominent Nazi fighting on the Russian front in WW2 as well.

Juncker’s father-in-law, Louis Mathias Frising — dad to Juncker’s wife of 35 years Christiane — was a teacher in Ettelbruck, Luxembourg, when the Germans invaded in 1940.

Frising volunteered to be a Nazi propaganda chief while banning spoken French in favour of German.

He was also responsible for enforcing a law which stripped Jews of their rights and professions — the first stage of the Holocaust.

“So, as you can see you Englischer swine, the hierarchy of the EU is currently run by people who have a Nazi lineage. It is quite fitting, is it not?” a former EU Commission employee revealed.

If Hitler were alive today, he would be proud of the EU.

RAF 100 Years Celebration But We Must Not Forget USAAF American Allies and Their Sacrifices

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Yesterday, 10 July 2018 was the 100th anniversary of the Royal Air Force, and there was a celebration of the brave men and women who contributed to the air force with their courage and many with their lives.

We must also not forget the many who fought alongside the RAF, especially in World War II, the USAAF/USAF who bolstered the RAF from 1942 onwards in winning the war against Germany with many daring raids into enemy territory.

The RAF during the Battle of Britain saved these shores from the Luftwaffe, with ultimate bravery and skill.


RAF Bravery 

Pilots like Flight Lieutenant James Nicolson who was on patrol near Southampton on 16 August 1940, when his Hawker Hurricane was fired on by a German fighter aircraft. Making the ‘loudest noises [he] had ever heard’, four cannon shells thudded into his cockpit, damaging his machine, setting his petrol tank alight and wounding him in the eye, leg and heel. Surrounded by flames and with blood pouring down him from his injuries, Nicolson prepared to bail out. But just as he did so, he spotted a Messerschmitt Bf 110 ahead. Despite being in severe pain, he put down his parachute and reached instead for his gun controls. He poured fire into the German aircraft, keeping up his assault even as it tried to turn and twist away from him.

As he attacked, Nicolson noticed that the intense heat of the cockpit was burning his flesh. Only then did he abandon his Hurricane. After giving the Messerschmitt one last burst, he struggled free of his blazing cockpit and tumbled out into the sky. Nicolson deployed his parachute and, as he fell, he took stock of his extensive injuries, noticing that he could see the bones of his left hand showing through the knuckles. He managed to land in a field and was rushed to hospital, where his life hung in the balance. After several weeks, he had recovered enough to make it out of danger, but the burns he had received took much longer to heal.

Nicolson was awarded the Victoria Cross, which he received from King George VI at Buckingham Palace in November 1940. More Stories of RAF bravery here.

 

USAAF

After America joined the war in 1941, it was not until 1942 when the USAAF landed in Britain.

The men of the 351st Bomb Group in their B-17 bombers were some of the bravest US airmen stationed in Britain, many perished over the Channel and Germany. Hollywood star, Clark Gable joined the group to bolster moral after a slew of heavy losses.

 

From 1942-1945 350,000 Americans served in Britain as members of the Eighth Air Force, of which more than 21,000 sacrificed their lives.

We must never forget..

Why Would Donald Trump Want to Visit Theresa May and Her Vichy Government?

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The President of the United States, Donald Trump will fly into London following a Nato summit in Brussels on Thursday afternoon.

His itinerary involves him travelling straight to Blenheim Palace in Oxfordshire, where Theresa May is supposed to host Mr Trump and his wife Melania for a black-tie dinner with 100 guests and ministers.

The question is, after the Chequers fiasco, where Theresa May revealed her Brexit In Name Only plan, will the president want to meet Theresa May?

The US Ambassador Woody Johnson, has already voiced his opinion on Theresa May’s BRINO plan, and has questioned whether any future bilateral US trade deals would be possible after the complete Chequers capitulation to the EU by May and her Remainer Cabinet.

Donald Trump, who is conducting a trade war with the EU, will not be happy by Theresa May’s complete betrayal of 17.4 million voters who voted for a Brexit on June 23, 2016.

“My guess is, Mr. Trump will attend the dinner, however, he will not be able to look in the quisling Theresa May’s eyes, out of shame for her, and how she betrayed her own country just to stay in office. He will speak a few words to her, but nothing important, and ignore the witch for the rest of the evening and the next day,” a senior Trump aide revealed.

President Donald Trump will visit on the Friday, a defence installation where he will try to bolster NATO further by trying to persuade May to increase UK military spending, which will most probably be like trying to get blood out of a stone. Theresa May is not interested in Britain’s defence as she is Remainer and believes Britain should erradicate its armed forces so that the EU can save it during a time of war. Under her insipid reign, the armed forces have seen their military budget cut to a pittance, rendering it a useless fighting force if there ever were a conflict.

On the same day, after the military discussion, Trump will be ferried off to Chequers, a scene of a grave crime against Britain. There, Theresa May will hope to discuss trade deals with the president, but it is not certain he will want to discuss them with May.

Then after a non-working-lunch, it’s off to meet the Queen at Windsor Castle where Trump will amuse her Majesty with some of his American charm.

The Donald, will then hang out in his golf courses in Scotland until he leaves on Sunday back to the US.

Luckily for the president, he will go nowhere near Central London where a crowd of socialists and communists are planning a rally replete with a London Mayor approved blow-up doll of Trump fashioned as a big baby. The London Mayor, Sadiq Khan, instead of fighting rampant knife crime and murder in the Capital, is instead putting all of his effort into not only denigrating his own office with puerile anti-Trump shows but putting a big stain on the whole of the UK by agreeing to this pathetic socialist protest against a very important ally, and saviour of Britain in two World Wars.

Boris and Other Brexit Heroes Vindicated After Resigning From Theresa May’s Treacherous EU-Centric Plan

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We would like to extend our gratitude and utmost respect to those who fell in the line of BRINO fire, those who chose to sacrifice their own positions in the duplicitous lying Remainer-led Cabinet of Theresa May, those who stood up for their country and its principals as a Sovereign nation whilst others treacherously undermined it and tried to sell a disguised Brexit proposal to the masses and Ministers, when in fact it was a Brexit In Name Only.

Theresa May, led the people and parliament on for two years proclaiming that she would take Britain out of the Single Market, out of the Customs Union, and secure the borders. Then on Friday, 6 July, she presented a completely new plan that would tie the UK to the EU indefinitely with no way of getting out, and would also make it nigh on impossible to conduct trade deals with our allies like the United States.

The US Ambassador, Woody Johnson, was not the only one shocked by the Theresa May Brexit betrayal and has now stated that it is highly unlikely a bilateral trade deal between the US and UK can take place after the Chequers BRINO plan was revealed.

Theresa May also alienated and ignored all Brexiteers in and out of the Cabinet, she surrounded herself and instated Remainers in high positions like the Treasury, where they thwarted any chance of a real Brexit. Philip Hammond, the Remainer Chancellor of the Exchequer, was a key player in thwarting Brexit.

The Theresa May Chequers plan will involve the permanent continuation in the UK of all EU laws which relate to goods, their composition, their packaging, how they are tested etc etc in order to enable goods to cross the UK/EU border without controls. All goods on the UK manufactured in the UK for the UK domestic market, or imported from non-EU countries, would be permanently subject to these controls.

Under Theresa May’s plan the UK would have to alter these laws in future whenever the EU alters its own laws.

This would put the EU in a position to fashion its rules relating to goods so as to further the interests of continental producers against UK competitors, when we will have no right to vote on those rules.

The obligation to follow the EU rulebook for goods would gravely impair the UK’s ability to conduct an independent trade policy. In particular, it will prevent the UK from including Mutual Recognition Agreements for goods in trade treaties and this is likely to destroy the prospect of successfully achieving meaningful agreements with some of the prime candidates such as the USA and Australia.

The Theresa May Remainer Chequers plan therefore leads directly to a worst-of-all-worlds “Black Hole” Brexit where the UK is stuck permanently as a vassal state in the EU’s legal and regulatory tarpit, still has to obey EU laws and ECJ rulings across vast areas, cannot develop an effective international trade policy or adapt our economy to take advantage of the freedom of Brexit, and has lost its vote and treaty vetos rights as an EU Member State.

Not only that, for this bogus turd of a proposal, the UK will have to pay the EU £40 Billion taxpayers money.

How is that for a complete capitulation and kick in the bollocks?

Now we have an effective Theresa May Vichy government made up solely of Remainers and Brexiteer-turncoats trying to push through a plan that will enslave Britain forever under EU rules and regulations.

 

Dominic Scab Instated as BRINO Secretary to Oversee ‘Brexit In Name Only’

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It takes a special type of person to look you in the eye and sell you something that is flawed, wrong and extremely dangerous.

Introducing Theresa May’s pick for BRINO Secretary, Dominic Scab, because essentially he is a scab, and even though he campaigned for Leave, he knows what he is doing now is just going through the motions, selling out Britain for the lowest price.

Any former Leaver who now takes the job of BRINO Secretary has no fucking soul, or guts, and is a coward, only in it for the bribes.

“This guy, Scab, will make no difference. We must remember that Theresa May only answers to Brussels and Olly Robbins now, the treasonous Remainer locust who has weaselled his way into the PM’s close circle,” one MP quipped from the halls of Westminster.

Nevertheless, we shall see from the oncoming days how events unfold with the BRINO and all the Remainers who took over and killed off Brexit.

Saving Boris: We Are Urging BoJo to Turn Away From the Dark Force

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Located on planet Brino, Boris, once a good Jedi, has been seduced by the dark side of the Force, but all is not lost, he can return to the good Force if he makes that step.

Whatever they promised you Boris, do not take it. Do not take their bribes, and their false promises, and their lies. Do not listen to the Sith Snake, Gove, remember that knife in your back is still lodged firmly from the last time.

They are liars, as they have lied to the British people, and the 17.4 million who voted to get out of the EUMPIRE.

You yourself called the Chequers BRINO plot a ‘turd’ and many agree with you.

Listen, you may think it is better to be in the Cabinet then out, however you can still come into the light old chap, all it takes is one step at a time.

The Dark Force can be enticing, it allures you into its depths with glamour, but look beyond the curtain and you will see that it is FALSE glamour. All that glitters is not gold Boris, just look for yourself. Come forth into the light and you will free yourself from the clutches of the Dark Side.

The Path of Light is less glamorous but it is a true path. The Path of Light is also harder to navigate but it is the righteous path, and not one of falsities, lies and shame.

You can do it Boris. We know you can. All it takes is one step forward, then another, then another..

Believe in the Force Boris. Do not be seduced by the Dark Force, look into the light instead!

With David Davis Resignation Theresa May Now Making Deals With Labour to Put Through Chequers BRINO Paper

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Well done to David Davis who had the courage to put his country before his job last night by resigning, however, because of the Conservative anger towards the BRINO Chequers White Paper, Theresa May is now falling on Labour to push her sell-out Brexit In Name Only plan.

Theresa May’s deputy, arch Remainers, David Lidington, and Gavin Barwell will be meeting with the opposition Labour party MPs at 11am to ask them to vote for the Chequers BRINO deal that has caused many Conservatives to abstain.

“Theresa May is now working with the socialists as she has completely alienated Tory grassroots voters and fellow MPs. She is now working with Labour to put through a plan that will shackle the UK to the EU indefinitely with no chance of ever getting out,” one Tory MP revealed on condition of anonymity.

The only chance now for the country is for the correct amount of signatures delivered to the 1922 Committee and a vote of no confidence placed on Theresa May’s desk.

Will the Tories save face after the Cabinet BRINO betrayal? Will Boris Johnson come in from the dark side, and forget the bribes and career promises?

If there is a chink of light in the darkness, please let it shine on BoJo to put the final nail in the coffin of Theresa May’s barren plan. You can redeem yourself Boris.

 

Tory Betrayal: ‘Panem et Circenses’ World Cup Soft Brexit Ploy

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Amongst the cynical ploy of putting forward a soft Brexit plan when England played and won against Sweden in the World Cup, to somehow put an analgesic effect on the announcement that the Tory Cabinet had accepted a complete capitulation to Brussels with a soft Brexit, there is now a serious threat that no one who voted for Brexit will ever vote for the Conservatives again.

Already, the polls suggest a breakthrough for Labour as they shoot upwards at 40% leaving the Tories trailing at 38%.

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Labour Party now polling 5% ahead of Conservatives. Public Say Theresa May Should Resign 49 to 38%

This terrible betrayal by the Number10 Cabinet will no doubt precipitate in total election wipeouts in the future as people never forget the blatant betrayal put upon them by Theresa May.

If the Conservatives have anything left in their feeble scrotums, they will call the 1922 Committee to rid the party of Theresa May, however that is a long shot as the party is now so left-wing that there is barely any distinction between Labour.

As stated before, the Tories should expect a long stay in the political wilderness as an opposition party if they dared to even mention the Soft Brexit words, let alone try to implement it with a White paper.

There is no further recourse now but to wish that justice prevails, and the blatant betrayal is thwarted, and that fucking quisling Michael Gove as well as the others lose their seats for their treachery.

It is quite fitting that Michael Gove, who has aspirations of leadership in the party, has effectively cut himself short by his treacherous actions by putting his career ahead of his country. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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