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Does it Matter Who Wins a General Election When a Corrupt Parliament Can Do Whatever It Wants?

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Does it Matter Who Wins a General Election When a Corrupt Parliament Can Do Whatever It Wants?

What we have witnessed with the desecration of democracy in Britain and the dishonouring of the vote result of the EU Referendum, which took place on June23, 2016, is proof that it does not matter who wins a general election in post-democracy Britain today because a corrupt parliament can easily overwrite any democracy.

“Essentially, you could have a bunch of political high-flyers voted in as a government, it makes no difference because the corrupt anti-democratic parliament will overrule everything they may do. The British parliamentary system has been shown to be completely moribund and a dictatorship run by anti-democratic feudal style MPs and unelected Lords,” one parliamentary insider revealed.

Why vote in any election or referendum again?

Britain is no longer a place where democracy exists, or is valued — PARLIAMENT NO LONGER REPRESENTS THE ELECTORATE.

Robert Mugabe Praised Britain’s Corrupt Parliament For Stopping Brexit Before He Died

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Robert Mugabe Praised Britain’s Corrupt Parliament For Stopping Brexit Before He Died

“I am happy to see the British parliament has acted like Zimbabwe during my heyday. They took over control from the Johnson government, then put in bills tying the PM’s hands behind his back. Democracy has now been forfeited by a corrupt parliament that any Zimbabwe dictator would be proud of, and Brexit, which was supposed to be the largest democratic vote in British history, was actually a sham, and easily overturned by massive corruption by EU agents working inside British parliament. Brilliant! I could not have done it better,” Mr. Mugabe revealed shortly before he died.

The loss of democracy in Britain will go down in the history books, ultimately meaning that voting in Britain from now on does not count for anything because the result of a vote is not honoured by a parliament that is corrupt.

The Lib Dems are the biggest proponents of anti-democratic ideals bordering on communist dictatorships and have been putting every ounce of their energy into stopping the democratic vote of Brexit.

Sadly for the likes of the European Union, John Bercow, the Labour and Lib Dems, and Tory rebels, who have thwarted Brexit and democracy in Britain, Robert Mugabe, died today at the age of 95.

The unconstitutional, anti-democratic establishment will hold a five-minute silence today in parliament to commemorate the passing of their favourite African dictator, Robert Mugabe.

Oiks, Vagabonds, Chavs, Socialists, Marxists, Angry Scots, Angry Sikhs, an Assortment of Deranged Debased Animals Opposite the Government

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Oiks, Vagabonds, Chavs, Socialists, Marxists, Angry Scots, Angry Sikhs, an Assortment of Deranged Debased Animals Opposite the Government

Bringing out an angry Sikh to berate the prime minister was a sure-fire pot of gold during his first PMQs, as the assorted socialist animals groaned and shouted, this was a sign that any form of dignity had long departed the British parliament.

Democracy

The House of Commons opposition benches are now filled with wild-eyed zombie Trotskyite remainers who are doing everything they can to thwart the will of the people. It is possibly a power thing, these foul creatures are low-born bastardized, inbred twelve toed oiks who have no real education, and no honour when it comes to respecting the British voter, despite voters voting in these disgusting turds in the first place, but now they’ve taken over from the government, they are BIG.

One SNP brute wearing a tartan shirt stands up and starts spouting unintelligible Scottish gibberish spitting foul globules of whisky in every direction. Then a grotesque nostril flared fish-wife Jess Philips hysterical Labour MP stands up, red-faced, shaking violently, before she berates the PM with her ad hominem unjustified attacks and her unintelligible useless waffle. After a moment, a Bangladeshi charwoman stands up, says something completely unintelligible then sits down again. Half of the benches opposite the government can’t even speak proper English let alone operate as MPs — what the fuck is going on?

The fat pie-eating Scottish turd, Ian Blackford, jumps to his feet, his overstretched deep fried mars bar belly flopping forward with gusto as he salivates animatedly with his signature paedophile stare. If there ever was a snivelling English-hating-cunt, the dishonourable Philistine Blackford is one. He exclaims in his unjustified arrogant manner how he wants to dishonour the vote of the EU referendum denying the people their democracy, immediately afterwards demanding that he wants another Scottish referendum, and that result should no doubt be honoured.

These aberrant corrupt creatures, slithering hypocritical cunts and burping fuckwit barnacles fouling the benches are vile dishevelled monsters, the lowest form of human detritus that should be flushed down the sewer of inequity, to be solidly dumped from the straining puckered anus of Karl Marx’s dead corpse into the burning fires of hell where they all fucking belong.

Meanwhile, from the government benches — silence..

Tony Blair and European Union Behind Final Phase to Shut Down Brexit Completely

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Tony Blair and European Union Behind Final Phase to Shut Down Brexit Completely

Democracy in Britain is currently under direct attack from Blairite forces in unison with the EU who are working with their operatives within parliament and the UK.

The Europhile Establishment forces have declared total war on democracy within Britain and No 10’s efforts to enact the will of the people by leaving the EU.

Because of the sabotage of Brexit in parliament by these unscrupulous forces who have perverted the rules of parliament to stop a No Deal Clean Brexit, there is now a feeling of complete loss of democracy in Britain which will last for generations unless resolved.

Labour which claims to be a party of the people has shown itself to be anything but for the people by blocking Brexit, and even blocking a general election so that the people can put the vile Labour party back into its place as a minority Marxist shister party cowering in the corner of Westminster.

Marxism is truly on the march today, and it is supported by banking corporations, the EU, as well as the multitude of brainwashed remainers who are lining the streets waving their communist flags chanting their lemming chants.

Exposing and Coercing Remainer Tory Rebels to Act is Genius Tactic

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Exposing and Coercing Remainer Tory Rebels to Act is Genius Tactic

The Conservative party is stronger even without a majority in parliament because the Remainer rebels who put all their efforts into ruining Brexit have been purged.

They no longer have the whip, and will not be allowed to stand at another election under the Conservative party.

“This action of inciting these Tory rebels to act may have been conducted on purpose to first expose them, then purge them from the party for defying democracy and the vote of the people. These quislings have no place in a party that will deliver Brexit and honour democracy come hell or high water,” a parliamentary commentator revealed.

Despite losing his majority, Boris Johnson, is not as weak as he may look, and he will put through a No Deal Brexit if it is the last thing he does.

The current MPs in parliament of which many are remainers are unfit to rule, simply because of their rejection and dishonour of the vote of the people in the EU Referendum.

The Queen Does Not Have to Sign a Remainer Bill Trying to Stop Brexit and Democracy

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The Queen Does Not Have to Sign a Remainer Bill Trying to Stop Brexit and Democracy

Essentially, the bill tabled by anti-democratic MPs in parliament who want to thwart the voted mandate for the EU Referendum does not have to be signed and sealed by the Queen.

Despite the bill tabled by ex-conservative MP Oliver Letwin and 21 remainer ex-Tories, which was nefariously allowed to be tabled by biased partisan Speaker of the House, John Bercow in an unconstitutional manner, and passed by the majority remainer Lords, the Queen does not have to sign it into law.

Holding out until after prorogation next week, at which point all bills without royal consent are scrapped would be the ideal tactic.

Restore Democracy

In order to keep the peace within the United Kingdom, and respect the democratic vote of 17.4 million people to exit the EU on October 31, the PM could advise the Queen not to sign into law the proposed bill to block a Clean Brexit.

As far as a forced extension bill by remainers:

“the legal position on an extension is that it requires the support of every member state, including the United Kingdom.”

“So it is the case … we would need to continue to prepare for no deal because it is within the scope of any member state to block an extension,” Brexit secretary, Stephen Barclay has revealed.

Soros and EU Funded ‘Scientists For EU’ Responsible For Organising Mass Remainer Protests

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Soros and EU Funded ‘Scientists For EU’ Responsible For Organising Mass Remainer Protests

You may be wondering how these well-organized Remainer protests erupt across the country with such precision and numbers?

The incredibly organised Remain protests recently that have erupted all across the country are the product of Mike Galsworthy, for a George Soros and European Union funded propaganda network called ‘Scientists For EU’.

Spending hundreds of thousands of pounds on web marketing, social media ads, and targeted propaganda drives, Galsworthy is doing the job of the EU overtly within the UK  without any obstruction.

In addition to hundreds of thousands of pounds from communist activist, George Soros, the EU propaganda network receives vast funds from the EU allegedly.

“These protests did not erupt out of nowhere, they were meticulously organised and financed utilising known socialist Marxist activists to do the bidding of the EU,” one observer commented.

Britain’s democracy is directly under direct attack from the EU utilising operatives and agents like Galsworthy who are working for Britain’s enemies and communists to infiltrate, indoctrinate and organise civil disobedience within the UK. This clandestine operation could easily swing a general election, as the vocal remainers are seen everywhere swaying public opinion in their favour utilising soviet techniques of persuasion.

Not only is democracy being attacked by parliament and MPs aligned with the EU, but operatives across the nation who are working for Britain’s enemies.

‘Scientists For EU’ is a danger to Britain’s national security, and is a nefarious propaganda organisation that seeks to skew public opinion and sentiment within a general election and incite riots. There are many other cells of this type operating within the UK aiding and abetting the enemies of the Sovereign.

List of Quisling Conservative MPs Who Will Never See the Inside of Parliament Again

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List of Quisling Conservative MPs Who Will Never See the Inside of Parliament Again

Here is a list of Conservative MPs who wish to stop Brexit and dishonour the vote result of June 23, 2016, in the EU Referendum when 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU in the largest democratic mandate in British history.

These people have chosen to leave the Conservative party in disgrace and are so hated by British voters they will never work in politics ever again.

Constitutionally Irregular

They will forever be remembered as quisling traitors of Britain’s democratic values, and for disrespecting the will of the people and their vote.

Because of their nefarious action they will cost the British taxpayer £1 billion a month paid to the EU for an extension.

These quisling swine are no doubt probably on the EU payroll, allegedly, and are choosing money over the United Kingdom and democracy.

Britain will now be trapped in a constant merry-go-round of extension after extension with no negotiating hand with the EU because of these moronic quisling twits.

John Bercow Remain
David Gauke Remain
Justine Greening Remain
Dominic Grieve Remain
Rory Stewart Remain
Sir Oliver Letwin Remain
Philip Hammond Remain
Antoinette Sandbach Remain
Alistair Burt Remain
Richard Harrington Remain
Guto Bebb Remain
Caroline Nokes Remain
Margot James Remain
Sam Gyimah Remain
Philip Lee (Defected to Lib Dems) Remain
David Lidington Remain
Ed Vaizey Remain
Sir Nicholas Soames Remain
Richard Benyon Remain
Steve Brine Remain
Greg Clark Remain
Kenneth Clarke Remain
Caroline Spelman (voted for 2nd hearing) Remain

 

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The Exploding Optimistic Whirlwind of Boris Johnson

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The Exploding Optimistic Whirlwind of Boris Johnson

What a contrast! From the morose grey negativity of Theresa May and Philip ‘Haw Haw’ Hammond, bursts the next PM, Boris Johnson who positively jumped out onto the House of Commons stage like a seasoned orator on a mission from the Gods for his first session in parliament.

The fantastic positive optimism infused around the Commons, saturating the chamber with a wonderful sense of oratory and solid put-downs of the doom-gloom merchants assembled across the benches sneering and caterwauling.

Corbyn tried valiantly to put Boris down but was firmly put in his place to huge applause from the assembled MPs. The life-long Eurosceptic suddenly revealing he is now a remainer brought on some serious rebukes from the PM.

It is unfortunate that the Tory quislings who want to frustrate the democratic vote of the people are still plotting to frustrate Britain leaving the EU.

Royal Experts: Thomas Markle Could Spill Beans About Meghan’s Other Children

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Royal Experts: Thomas Markle Could Spill Beans About Meghan’s Other Children

With news that twice-married Meghan Markle has made the decision to remain estranged from Thomas Markle, 75, ‘to protect herself, her husband and her son’, royal experts believe the real reason is that Meghan’s father knows too much about her sordid past.

“It would certainly be unbecoming to have her father attend a royal function and to blab about what Meghan got up to in the past. The royal family did not vet this woman before she sank her claws into poor prince Harry, who is not clever enough or experienced to realise what he was getting into,” Jane Fredericks, a royal commentator revealed.

“He could ruin her deception”

During an interview with someone from Meghan’s past, the woman who used to be Meghan’s boss at an upmarket golf course when she worked as a caddy, revealed that Meghan has another child. This revelation would mean that Meghan lied not only to prince Harry about her past, but also the royal family before she married the prince. It also means newborn Archie has a brother or sister somewhere in America.

Thomas Markle, who has now been totally cut off from ever seeing his grandchild could elect to still blab to the press, which would no doubt add to the acrimony, however, what has he got to lose now?

Nothing.

 

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