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The Queen Does Not Have to Sign a Remainer Bill Trying to Stop Brexit and Democracy

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Essentially, the bill tabled by anti-democratic MPs in parliament who want to thwart the voted mandate for the EU Referendum does not have to be signed and sealed by the Queen.

Despite the bill tabled by ex-conservative MP Oliver Letwin and 21 remainer ex-Tories, which was nefariously allowed to be tabled by biased partisan Speaker of the House, John Bercow in an unconstitutional manner, and passed by the majority remainer Lords, the Queen does not have to sign it into law.

Holding out until after prorogation next week, at which point all bills without royal consent are scrapped would be the ideal tactic.

Restore Democracy

In order to keep the peace within the United Kingdom, and respect the democratic vote of 17.4 million people to exit the EU on October 31, the PM could advise the Queen not to sign into law the proposed bill to block a Clean Brexit.

As far as a forced extension bill by remainers:

“the legal position on an extension is that it requires the support of every member state, including the United Kingdom.”

“So it is the case … we would need to continue to prepare for no deal because it is within the scope of any member state to block an extension,” Brexit secretary, Stephen Barclay has revealed.

Soros and EU Funded ‘Scientists For EU’ Responsible For Organising Mass Remainer Protests

You may be wondering how these well-organized Remainer protests erupt across the country with such precision and numbers?

The incredibly organised Remain protests recently that have erupted all across the country are the product of Mike Galsworthy, for a George Soros and European Union funded propaganda network called ‘Scientists For EU’.

Spending hundreds of thousands of pounds on web marketing, social media ads, and targeted propaganda drives, Galsworthy is doing the job of the EU overtly within the UK  without any obstruction.

In addition to hundreds of thousands of pounds from communist activist, George Soros, the EU propaganda network receives vast funds from the EU allegedly.

“These protests did not erupt out of nowhere, they were meticulously organised and financed utilising known socialist Marxist activists to do the bidding of the EU,” one observer commented.

Britain’s democracy is directly under direct attack from the EU utilising operatives and agents like Galsworthy who are working for Britain’s enemies and communists to infiltrate, indoctrinate and organise civil disobedience within the UK. This clandestine operation could easily swing a general election, as the vocal remainers are seen everywhere swaying public opinion in their favour utilising soviet techniques of persuasion.

Not only is democracy being attacked by parliament and MPs aligned with the EU, but operatives across the nation who are working for Britain’s enemies.

‘Scientists For EU’ is a danger to Britain’s national security, and is a nefarious propaganda organisation that seeks to skew public opinion and sentiment within a general election and incite riots. There are many other cells of this type operating within the UK aiding and abetting the enemies of the Sovereign.

List of Quisling Conservative MPs Who Will Never See the Inside of Parliament Again

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Here is a list of Conservative MPs who wish to stop Brexit and dishonour the vote result of June 23, 2016, in the EU Referendum when 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU in the largest democratic mandate in British history.

These people have chosen to leave the Conservative party in disgrace and are so hated by British voters they will never work in politics ever again.

Constitutionally Irregular

They will forever be remembered as quisling traitors of Britain’s democratic values, and for disrespecting the will of the people and their vote.

Because of their nefarious action they will cost the British taxpayer £1 billion a month paid to the EU for an extension.

These quisling swine are no doubt probably on the EU payroll, allegedly, and are choosing money over the United Kingdom and democracy.

Britain will now be trapped in a constant merry-go-round of extension after extension with no negotiating hand with the EU because of these moronic quisling twits.

John Bercow Remain
David Gauke Remain
Justine Greening Remain
Dominic Grieve Remain
Rory Stewart Remain
Sir Oliver Letwin Remain
Philip Hammond Remain
Antoinette Sandbach Remain
Alistair Burt Remain
Richard Harrington Remain
Guto Bebb Remain
Caroline Nokes Remain
Margot James Remain
Sam Gyimah Remain
Philip Lee (Defected to Lib Dems) Remain
David Lidington Remain
Ed Vaizey Remain
Sir Nicholas Soames Remain
Richard Benyon Remain
Steve Brine Remain
Greg Clark Remain
Kenneth Clarke Remain
Caroline Spelman (voted for 2nd hearing) Remain

 

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The Exploding Optimistic Whirlwind of Boris Johnson

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What a contrast! From the morose grey negativity of Theresa May and Philip ‘Haw Haw’ Hammond, bursts the next PM, Boris Johnson who positively jumped out onto the House of Commons stage like a seasoned orator on a mission from the Gods for his first session in parliament.

The fantastic positive optimism infused around the Commons, saturating the chamber with a wonderful sense of oratory and solid put-downs of the doom-gloom merchants assembled across the benches sneering and caterwauling.

Corbyn tried valiantly to put Boris down but was firmly put in his place to huge applause from the assembled MPs. The life-long Eurosceptic suddenly revealing he is now a remainer brought on some serious rebukes from the PM.

It is unfortunate that the Tory quislings who want to frustrate the democratic vote of the people are still plotting to frustrate Britain leaving the EU.

Royal Experts: Thomas Markle Could Spill Beans About Meghan’s Other Children

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With news that twice-married Meghan Markle has made the decision to remain estranged from Thomas Markle, 75, ‘to protect herself, her husband and her son’, royal experts believe the real reason is that Meghan’s father knows too much about her sordid past.

“It would certainly be unbecoming to have her father attend a royal function and to blab about what Meghan got up to in the past. The royal family did not vet this woman before she sank her claws into poor prince Harry, who is not clever enough or experienced to realise what he was getting into,” Jane Fredericks, a royal commentator revealed.

“He could ruin her deception”

During an interview with someone from Meghan’s past, the woman who used to be Meghan’s boss at an upmarket golf course when she worked as a caddy, revealed that Meghan has another child. This revelation would mean that Meghan lied not only to prince Harry about her past, but also the royal family before she married the prince. It also means newborn Archie has a brother or sister somewhere in America.

Thomas Markle, who has now been totally cut off from ever seeing his grandchild could elect to still blab to the press, which would no doubt add to the acrimony, however, what has he got to lose now?

Nothing.

 

Boris Needs to Join Forces With Brexit Party

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As the snivelling treacherous malevolent winds of corruption erupt in parliament once again, the augurs do not bode well for the PM, especially with only a majority of one.

Unfortunately, Boris is playing with a Tory majority decimated by the disastrous Theresa May regime, where she went to the polls early on and nearly lost an election to Jeremy Corbyn.

If forced to have an election, Boris will do good to join forces with the Brexit Party to ensure a parliamentary majority that will guarantee pre or post No Deal success. An election where the vote is diluted, would only open the door for the morose Marxist, Jeremy Corbyn. There is also a further threat from the Lib Dems who have adopted a ‘Stop Brexit’ stance, in other words a ‘Stop Democracy’ mantra which many haters of the Tories and socialists would vote for as well.

The monstrous Vichy cowards in parliament who are reneging on their previous promise to honour the EU Referendum, are liars, pustules of treachery oozing corruption from every pore of their being, and it is this threat that Boris must now compensate for.

Nigel Farage, the architect for Brexit must be honoured, he must be brought into the fold, and his party, and followers will bring great election riches to the Conservative party, but it must be a mutually beneficial union. In other words, the election must be post Brexit, on October 31, or in an emergency, if the election has to be held pre-October 31, a deal must be struck with the Brexit party, to ensure a conclusive election win.

Despite the loud voices of the Marxist quisling remoaners, they are not in the majority, just because they shout their useless outrage loudest, it does not mean they have the true voice of the land. Their acrimony is misleading, and their filthy denunciation of our democracy is plain to see for everyone, despite the likes of some sectors of the media that champion these pathetic beasts.

Join forces with the Brexit Party, let’s finish this once and for all.

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Kommie Huq Goes Insane Over Brexit on Live TV

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Former Blue Peter presenter Kommie Fuq seemed a long way from her children’s television days when the indoctrinated communist Remoaner furiously lashed out during a heated Brexit exchange.

The BBC star who receives a large taxpayer funded salary was engaging in a huge argument with journalist and commentator Mike Parry when she made the astonishing intervention. Journalist Yasmin Alibhai-Brow looked on in shock as Ms Fuq totally lost it.

Kommie raged: “Mike, would you want Brexit to happen now if suddenly the new term was that everybody’s head gets chopped off?

“But hang on a minute, people voted for it. People voted for it!

“Why are you changing the goalposts?!”

Mr Parry fired back, saying: “The question was ‘do you want to leave the EU?'”

But Kommie Fuq, obsessed with heads getting chopped off, replied

The BBC darling bizarrely frothed: “You can leave the EU, you just have to have your head chopped off.

“Do you not understand?!

“Questions can not be black and white.

“Sorry, why is that any different? It is a term and condition?”

Mr Parry attempted to intercede in a quiet English manner but Kommie Fuq angrily interrupted him in a passionate rant.

She said: “You have your head chopped off – we leave!”

Host Jeremy Vine was then forced to intervene in the fiery exchange.

The stalwart broadcaster said: “Maybe the ‘chopping off the head’ is the problem, here.”

Comrade Corbyn: “No Deal Nightmare of Massive Trade Deals and Business With USA”

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Comrade Corbyn today decried the nightmare scenario of a Britain after a No Deal where massive trade deals were created with America, and prosperous business flooded into the UK from the USA.

Speaking in the Soviet heart of Salford, the Marxist Comrade revealed his disgust that such a nightmare scenario could fall over the country.

“I am disgusted that business could flood in from America, and the country would conduct massive lucrative trade deals with the capitalist Yankees. This nightmare scenario of a low tax United Kingdom which would entice global companies to conduct their business within our shores is abhorrent and against everything I stand for.

“My dream is of a Bolshevik Britain where collectivist Marxist ideology would take away the hard-earned wealth of citizens and private business to redistribute it to people who do not deserve it, to nationalise everything and most of all to bring back British Rail sandwiches and uncollected bin bags.

“It is contemptuous that Mr. Boris Johnson, that capitalist swine even considers to increase Britain’s economy and global wealth, as well as make Britain a sovereign nation in charge of its own laws instead of being ruled by a bunch of unelected EU Commissioners.”

The assembled crowd of Commissars, Bolsheviks and Politburo members all erupted into spontaneous applause as Comrade Corbyn spoke. BBC reporters covering the scene were all in tears of joy, speechless, they just clapped in unison, their eyes staring with utter adoration.

(loud and prolonged applause. A voice: “Cheers for the great leader of all our victories, Comrade Corbyn! “)

(All rise. Loud and prolonged applause rising to an ovation. Voices in different parts of the hall: “Long live great Agent Cob, Hurrah!” “Cheers for the great leader of the peoples!” “Glory to great Corbyn!” “Long live Comrade Corbyn, the candidate of the entire people!” “Glory to the creator of all our victories, Comrade Corbyn! “)

Britain And Brexit: What Does ‘No Deal’ Actually Mean?

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Watching Great Britain from abroad has been a puzzling hobby over the course of the past few years. When 17.4 million people voted to leave the European Union in the largest democratic mandate in British history by an emphatic margin of 52% – 48% in 2016, it appeared we were about to see a sea change in how it conducted both diplomatic and trade relations with the rest of the world.

Britain was ready to break away from the world’s largest trading bloc and do business alone, convinced that it could get a better deal and retain better control over its own laws by doing so. Since then – much like a cat which has meowed to be let out and then sat staring at the open door when you’ve given it the means to do so – it’s been curiously inactive because of a Remainer parliament that has thwarted every attempt to leave the EU.

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The Blessing Of Brexit

We should point out that the inactivity hasn’t happened without the want of someone trying to nudge Brexit into life. Theresa May, who inherited the job of Prime Minister from David Cameron when the latter decided he’d rather do just about anything else other than lead the country through difficult exit negotiations with the EU – has tried very hard to please everybody. By doing so, she pleased nobody.

May – who campaigned to remain in the EU prior to the referendum – spent three years working on a deal that would keep the bits of EU membership that people liked, but do away with the bits they didn’t like. The result was that she always appeared to have a foot in both camps, and so appeared too friendly to the EU to those who wanted a clean break, and too hostile to them to those who never wanted to leave the EU at all. It was a truly thankless task.

Ultimately, May’s administration would be hit by fifty resignations from senior ministers, thirty-three of whom cited her handling of Brexit as the reason they no longer wanted to work on her team. In the end, she herself became a victim. When it became apparent that the deal she’d negotiated with the EU had no chance of being approved by the UK’s Parliament, she resigned as leader of her Party, and also as Prime Minister.

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Malham Cove, Yorkshire, England

What Is A No Deal Brexit?

While the churlish thing to do would be to answer that question with ‘nobody knows,’ the more accurate description would be to say that nobody knows for sure, but as a phrase it gives people the impression that an important and difficult political process can be reduced to a simple case of ‘Deal or No Deal’ as if it were the television game show of the same name.

While the two options facing British politicians – and, by extension, the British public – can be labelled as ‘Deal’ or ‘No Deal,’ there’s much more nuance to the positions than the labels suggest. Treating the most important economic decision that Britain has faced since the end of the Second World War as if it were a game show prize would be scandalously inappropriate. The attitude and language used by some candidates to replace May are borrowed from the world of gambling, with ‘taking a risk,’ and ‘high risk, high reward’ bandied about, as if the nation’s economy could be placed as a stake on online slots. Playing casino games is a fun hobby to indulge with your disposable income, or for your own amusement. Staking your entire monthly salary on one would be foolish in the extreme. To stake the world’s fifth largest economy on it would be insanity.

‘No Deal,’ as the name implies, would involve exiting EU membership status under WTO rules on future trade or relations between the United Kingdom and its global partners. It would give the UK total freedom to approach any nation on an individual basis to agree on a new deal, but given the predicted Project Fear economic devastation that leaving without a deal would bring many trade opportunities especially with the United States. Donald Trump and Mike Pence have already voiced their support for a post-Brexit trade deal.

The benefits aren’t just economic. Boris Johnson, the PM has revealed that no border checks would occur between the EU and the UK. There would therefore be no need for a hard border as the scare mongers are wrongly crying about.

The residency status of EU nationals living within the UK have been guaranteed by the Johnson government. UK nationals living in the EU will be given full support in their positions.

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Warwick Castle, Warwickshire, England

Who Wants It?

Despite the Project Fear negativity that comes with a No Deal Brexit, the PM, Boris Johnson, says it would provide the opportunity to refresh diplomatic ties with the rest of the world, and totally remove Britain from any vestige of European influence. Britain would be a low-tax haven for businesses from across the globe to come and conduct their business in the UK.

Jeremy Hunt, Andrea Leadsom, Esther McVey, and Dominic Raab have all voiced their support of a No Deal Brexit, with Raab stating that he’d forcibly shut down Parliament to avoid his fellow MPs blocking such a thing from happening.

Parliament is currently lawfully under prorogue over the party conference season, and will reconvene on October 14th for the Queen’s speech to open a new session.

Dubai: Top 7 Reasons to Visit

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Dubai might not be a destination that is currently trending around the world, however, it should be mandatory to visit once in a lifetime. There can be more than 100 reasons to visit Dubai, but seven reasons are enough for you to want to fly to it on your next holidays. This modern, multi-cultural, and activity filled place has endless adventures to offer its travellers.

1. Ethnicity and culture mix

Dubai is known as a rival of New York City for hosting people of many cultures and ethnicities. More than 90 percent of the population of Dubai is made up by foreigners from all around the globe. Some of them are tourists, but its majority is people who went there to work as expatriates. The Emiratis make up the ten percent left of the population. If you are looking to know a bit more about the world itself, go to Dubai and find all the nationalities there without even crossing a long way far from home.

2. Desert adventures

Taking a desert safari is like going to Rome and not seeing the Pope. You cannot miss the chance of going wild in the deserts of Dubai. Dubai desert tours include several options for your different tastes: dune bashing, camel riding and a hunt for the sunset in a SUV.

3. Luxury everywhere

Dubai is the place where the police drive Lamborghinis. So, if you do something illegal, which is totally discouraged, you will have the authorities after you in one of the most amazing cars you will see the police with. Dubai offers luxury that can only be lived and experienced. If explained, some people might never believe you.

Let’s take a look at Palm Island as an example. This is a man-made island with several hotels and mansions that are preserved for the wealthy people who can afford it. If you never felt poor in life, Dubai is the city that will make you think twice about your own belongings.

4. Food haven

Food is always on the mind of any traveller and, since Dubai is so culturally rich, it is very likely you will find your home country’s cuisine there. However, going abroad to eat the food you always eat at home is never a good idea. You should give a chance to try the Arabic cuisine and find some places that suit you to have a meal according to your budget.

5. Skyline and Architecture

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Skyscrapers are one of the wonders of Dubai. Millions of tourists go to Dubai just because of its skyline and the famous Burj Khalifa building, completed in the year of 2010. Nowadays, Dubai is home to buildings the whole world recognizes as eye catching. The Burj Khalifa shines above the other buildings of the city, also The Marina takes the attention for the highest residential building in the world as well as the Burj Al Arab, a hotel shaped like a sail.

6. Indoor attractions and unlimited adventures

If you don’t feel like staying outside for some activities, you can also choose to go fully adventurer indoors. Enjoy the tours of the suspended aquarium, Dubai Aquarium and Underwater Zoo where you can see all the different types of sea life.

Art galleries, museums, cinemas, and many other activities can be done indoors with children or older people. Horse racing is also a big thing in the state, with Dubai hosting in November, at the same time we get to know the Breeders Cup results, the Racing at Meydan.

If you are an adventurer looking to stay away from sitting inside there are also plenty of choices for you. From thrilling water sports to sandy beaches, all you have to do is choose what you like the most and go for it. You can go on a hot balloon air trip, for hiking, safari, skydiving, water parks or just enjoy the beaches and the blue waters of the ocean.

7. Shopping

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If after discovering all the luxuries of Dubai you think your wallet will scream in pain, you are wrong! Electronics, for example, are more affordable in Dubai than in places like Paris or Milan. Dubai is famous for its world-class shopping malls, like for instance, the Dubai Mall that has 1200 shops, an indoor zoo, and a hotel. No matter what your budget is: you can always find a shop for your wallet in Dubai.

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