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The Genius of Hiroshi Ishiguro

Robotics, androids, AI, are now all intertwined within a singular concept, bordering on the Kurzweil Singularity and the exponential rise in technological power. The quantum robotic revolution is already upon us, and as a nation, the Japanese, headed by Professor Hiroshi Ishiguro, of Osaka University, are at the forefront of these technological advancements especially with an ageing population and a youth who are not breeding with enough gusto to make up the numbers.

Who will cook for us when we are too old, who will clean our homes, and get our groceries? Of course, in the near future, it will be our robot help, an the aged will thank these robots, they will cherish them and be companions with them.

The flip side to this robotic coin is the fear mongering from films like the Terminator and other dystopian depictions of the future, however we must as humans embrace robotics, and AI if we are to move to the next evolutionary level. To not do so will condemn humanity to a stasis and negative divergence backwards, where the technical is relegated and our great leap forward voided.

The Japanese Zen masters know all too well that there is an atomic vibratory force, and soul-like energy in all objects, whether in stone, metal or fluid water. In this respect, humans of the future will eventually integrate with machines through cranial interfaces, and increase their brain power by millions of percent. To not do so would leave the AI viewing regular humans as nothing but insects intellectually.

Robots of the future will design other robots, they will do so more efficiently than humans, and they will be able to facilitate their own language, style and mannerisms. Replication, could be seen by some humans as dangerous, however the ultimate aim will be evolution, and this evolution will be controlled somewhat by overseers, who will be able to control the overall direction of the evolutionary process.

 

Nanotechnology is already at a relatively advanced stage, however the future human, or transformational being 2.0 will utilise all elements of technology to enhance their intelligence, physical strength and to streamline their design. Do we as humans need to breathe, or eat food, when the nanobots will deliver oxygen to our systems, as well as nutrients for survival? Much of our physicality as humans is now outdated, simply because evolution is a lagging process, and we are still utilising the same evolutionary standard of humans 20-30,000 years ago. Therefore, to make the vast leap forward to the era of space travel, we will need to enhance our brains by joining with the microprocessor which will enable humanity to find the solutions regular humans could not find.

The internet of today is still at an infantile stage, and is bogged down by humanity’s foibles, its limitations and of course its vast destructive sense. The future internet will be a calmer more focussed space, and the increase in computing power will enable humanity to transmit emotion as well as all other states of consciousness. Will you lose yourself, your sense of being? Many people do not even know themselves now as regular humans, but the ability to shape character will obviously be a bonus, for there are many traits that are not necessary and are detrimental to humanity. Behavioural alteration could render former criminals, as good decent citizens, thus stopping crime from all levels of society. This is mostly a utopian ideal, however we must always factor in the people who will utilise technology for their own gain, whether in hacking tech to subvert, or to live outside the hive mind, which will protect citizens.

The world will have to go through many changes before the enlightened transhumanists relinquish power from the old guard. War, famine, disease, and the constructive destruction of outdated systems will need to be experienced, so that the scientific society overrules the old crumbling defunct order that has caused humanity so much pain and terror in the past.

Councils Will Seize Homes After Owners Die Under Radical Plans Endorsed by the Labour Party this Week

Properties will no longer have the right of inheritance to family members after the owners pass on, the militant hard-left arm of the Labour party, Momentum have revealed.

Instead, councils will have full rights over all properties after the owners die off, and they will not be allowed to pass on inheritance to their loved ones.

“We believe it is the state that should relinquish ownership of property, including all assets,” a Momentum member revealed on Sunday.

Momentum, the pro-Corbyn campaign group, will on Sunday throw its weight behind proposals to hand local authorities wide-reaching compulsory purchase order powers to take ownership of all homes in Britain.

The proposals have been submitted to the party’s annual conference in a joint push with the the youth organisation Young Labour in a bid to make it official policy.

The plans are believed to be backed by staunch Marxist, John McDonnell, who in 2017 advocated passing emergency legislation to requisition properties in south-West London to rehouse victims of the Grenfell Tower fire.

Once the properties are seized, local councils will rent them out or allow poorer families to live in them for free.

This Collectivization push would be part of a Labour 5-year-plan to abolish all private property ownership in the United Kingdom, and to adopt a more Soviet European model where ownership of property is minimal.

Furthermore, all loop-holes to avoid losing properties attempted by previous owners will be closed.

“You will not be able to hand ownership to your family members before you die or any other trickery. These loop holes will all be shut down, and the properties will all be seized by the state in any circumstance. Our aim is to abolish private property ownership within a generation,” Momentum announced.

The Labour Party’s shadow housing minister, John Healey fully endorsed the plans.

Jeremy Corbyn has already called for a nationwide system of renting, with Labour planning to cede more seizure powers to local authorities.

Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, has also called for an overhaul of tenancy laws in a bid to impose rent controls across the capital by abolishing all landlords and private property ownership.

Daily Squib Interviews Left Wing Darling Justin Trudeau

Here at the Squib we rarely get to interview such a leftie darling as Canadian prime minister, Justin Trudeau, who can’t put a foot wrong for the socialist class who adore him so much.

We travelled to his hut on a beach in Jamaica, where the mere wafts of sensimilla make your head burst wide open, and the sweet sounds of reggae music flow through the atmosphere plotting an assured course towards the Canadian prime minister.

DS: Nice to meet you sir, how are you?

Trudeau: Waa gwaan..Jamaica biiig miss tayk ah commin hier bwoy?

DS: Let’s get started, shall we? Delving into the issue of institutional design involves effectiveness. How can institutions in International politics be designed, or modified, in ways that would make them more technically effective in attaining collective purposes, from restoring peace in war-torn societies to facilitating non-discriminatory trade, protecting human rights, and preventing damage to the global environment?

Trudeau: Wo d yuh tink mi am? Gwan git outta hir! Im guh fi guh smok dis ganja (sniffs loudly). Now shot opp wid fi yuh tullkin’!

DS: Our second question, if you please. What is the extent and depth of human obligations to other human beings, extending across political and cultural boundaries? For example, do people in Europe and North America have obligations to people in Africa, simply as a result of our common humanity? To what extent are moral obligations limited by shared bonds of historical experience and community?

Trudeau: Haile Selassie! Yuve gat mi diere Mandem mi don destan ah wud yuse say!

DS: Thank you, this interview has concluded.

Trudeau: Inna de morrows. Likle more. Mi cian now smoke dis ganja inna peace!

 

Former PM David Cameron Summoned to Tower of London

The former prime minister, David Cameron who has used the Queen to sell his new book by revealing former top secret correspondence with Her Majesty, has been summoned to the Tower of London.

“The former PM was summoned to the Tower this morning at 4.30 am. Mr. Cameron was awakened by the Queen’s guard at his Chipping Norton home, and driven in an unmarked van to the Tower of London. He was then dragged by his feet through Traitor’s Gate and interred in the Tower,” a palace spokesman revealed today.

Her Majesty, the Queen, has not been purring recently, instead she has been rather agitated and angry to say the least.

In order to sell copies of his new book, Cameron has been revealing private conversations with Her Majesty which were meant to be strictly confidential. The former PM, has abused the Queen for commercial profit by revealing formerly private conversations, and betrayed her trust, her sovereign power, as well as her apolitical constitutional status.

Cameron Beheading Calendar

“Mr. Cameron will be held at the Tower for a few weeks and will be beheaded, as is the tradition for traitors of the Sovereign,” Head of the Beefeaters, John Smith, revealed.

As is the tradition, a raised platform will be built and covered with straw. A minister of the church will offer Cameron the last rights before his head is chopped off. Mr. Cameron will be expected to pay and forgive the headsman who will be implored to complete the job swiftly. Mr. Cameron will be given the opportunity to address the spectators – with the Queen’s permission.

The heads of traitors are usually displayed on top of spikes on London Bridge, and David Cameron’s head will join them.

Tickets to view the beheading will be sold at the Tower one week before the beheading extravaganza, and punters will be able to secure seats at the front, commonly called the splatter seats. The beheading will be conducted at Tower Hill and fully available for all of the public. The beheading will be followed by a bonfire of Cameron’s books.

 

Disgraceful Treatment of British PM by Luxembourg Scumbag

There is no world leader who should be treated in such a way by a host nation, to have organised crowds of hecklers put in front of a podium for a press conference.

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The EU has treated British dignitaries with disgraceful indifferent regard, Luxembourg’s PM, Xavier Bettel, a divisive scoundrel expected the British PM to speak at an outdoor conference yards from a huge mob of shouting and spitting anti-Brexit hecklers, who were obviously organised and encouraged by EU officials.

“This is the way the EU treats the British, with disgraceful treachery. Next time an EU official comes to Britain they should put the bastard in front of an angry anti-EU mob, however Brits have more manners and dignity and would not stoop to the levels the EU shit bags go to,” one enraged British commentator revealed.

“We were encouraged and some were paid to heckle at the British PM,” one organised protester revealed after the tawdry show. The crowd of hecklers were perfectly coordinated to shout at Boris Johnson whenever he was in view. The security that were meant to keep order were all told to stand by and do nothing as some of them even threw objects at Johnson.

The mob controller can then be heard telling the crowd to be quiet when Bettel speaks, thus proving the whole fiasco was organised to humiliate Johnson.

Xavier Bettel, the Luxembourg PM, then gestured to an empty podium where the British PM would have stood, and his words further denigrated the British PM, putting him down, and actively working to embarrass Boris Johnson.

The British saved Luxembourg from the Germans in World War II, however many in the country resent the fact and would rather have stayed occupied by the Nazis.

One can only hope that October 31 comes quickly and Mr. Johnson keeps to his word and takes us out of the EU once and for all.

IRAN: “Weak Trump Sits Around Tweeting While Iran Laughs”

“We have shown your Trump to be a weakling, a pathetic mouse crying like a girl in the corner. He is now hiding in his hole, the little pig. Iran has shown how weak and gay Americans are they cannot fight they cannot shoot they instead are too scared to do anything to us. We show them up every day, we bomb them, we take their people hostage, we shoot their drones down they sit there like cowards yellow comforting each other crying like big babies!” the Navy commander of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard, Commodore Alireza Tangsiri told Tehran news today.

Every second, every minute of inaction from the Americans seems to embolden the Iranian regime, and it is as if they are begging for someone to retaliate against their attacks.

There is still no conclusive proof the Iranians attacked the Saudi Abqaiq oil refinary over the weekend, however US Intelligence services have a good idea who the perpetrator was.

Unnamed US officials have been speaking to the New York Times, ABC and Reuters.

One official said there were 19 points of impact on the targets and the attacks had come from a west-north-west direction – not Houthi-controlled territory in Yemen, which lies to the south-west of the Saudi oil facilities.

BBC News

Only time will tell if anything happens over the Iranian threat.

Anti-Democratic Liberal Democrats Urged to Change Party Name

The Liberal Democrat party have been asked to change their party’s name after they have been found to be anti-democratic.

Jo Swindler, the party leader, has vowed to revoke Article 50, which would mean that the votes made at the EU Referendum in the largest democratic vote in British history on June 23, 2016 will be null and void.

“The Liberal Democrats are saying they will revoke Article 50 so that Britain would stay in the EU and 17.4 million votes from the EU Referendum will be voided. There is no other way to put this but the Liberal Democrats are anti-democratic and do not wish to honour the vote of the people,” a political commentator revealed.

The party will now be renamed to reflect more their anti-democratic proclivities, the election committee in parliament has revealed.

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Luckily, there is little or no chance the Lib Dems will ever get a majority in parliament.

Don’t Fuck With the Hulk – BREXIT October 31

Boris Johnson is on a mission and every time something is put in his way he like so many in this country get angrier and angrier — like the fucking Hulk.

The only and real Hulk actor Lou Ferrigno would agree with this message, that other pathetic champagne socialist girls blouse, whatsisname Ruffafagalo can go and jump off a cliff, because he only brought great shame to the role with his CGI depiction.

The people are getting angrier, the PM Boris is getting angrier, and we will not be stopped, we will punch through concrete barriers, we will smash through Remainer barricades leaving their arms and legs on the ground still clutching their Soros funded banners. There will be bodies pulled apart, guts spilled, and straining green monstrosities squashing the flaccid weak Remainer slime as they try to stop democracy and Brexit.

There is little time left, and the Remainers can try all of their illegal corrupt methods to thwart the EU Referendum vote of 17.4 million people ever coming into fruition. To frustrate and dishonour the vote will mean millions of people will never vote again, it will cause massive civil discord for the next thirty to forty years, it will cause a crisis in this country that will escalate exponentially.

The Hulk does not fuck around, so step out of the way, or be squashed by the sheer force of Brexit.

October 31…

Palace Insiders: Meghan Markle Ordered the Queen Around

Meghan Markle (dubbed ‘Megain’ by royal courtiers) is not making any friends in palace circles as of late, and the descent into the black books continue daily with her actions which are perceived as rude, blunt and frankly very common.

“After Meghan snubbed the Queen’s invite to Balmoral, instead opting to jinx her tennis mate Serena Williams by attending her match in America, even the mention of her name around the Queen brings silence. The implanted Duchess of Sussex has shown herself to be as common as muck, and noses are firmly turned when anyone even mentions her name,” royal commentator, Ariel Huntington revealed over the weekend.

There are also reports that Meghan attempted to order the Queen around, who she views as being too old and stuffy.

“The Duchess whilst attending Buckingham Palace to dine with the upper royals, ordered the Queen to bring her ketchup to slap on her serving of Beluga caviar. When the Queen winced and said it was just not on to do that, Meghan got angry and said she has to have ketchup on everything. She then went on a tirade about the progressive modernizing of the royal family, equality, inclusion and that is the way things should be done. She also demanded corn on the cob with her foie gras. Prince Philip immediately assumed the colour of a beetroot and steam was seen to be emanating from his flapping ears. He was very close to blowing. Meghan Markle, after covering the caviar with tomato ketchup ate it hurriedly even slurping, before storming off from the table much to the astonishment of everyone assembled. Prince Harry who was quiet throughout, hurried after his wife squeaking for her to come back,” a palace insider revealed.

Meghan also likes to walk at considerable speed whilst in the palaces, and constantly tells the Queen to hurry up.

“The Queen is understandably for her age a bit slow when walking and this does not play well for the Pushy trainee Duchess who does things very fast. If she wants something it has to be given to her in less than five minutes, or she starts getting very anxious and angry. She constantly berates the 94-year-old Queen to “hurry the hell up” as they walk along the corridors. She will usually say the words under her breath, as Her Majesty lumbers along slowly, maybe stopping to admire a painting or piece of furniture. The Queen however is not as stupid as Megain thinks, and hears and sees everything,” another palace insider revealed.

Suffice to say, the celebrity actress is now a pariah within palace circles, and even mention of her name draws rolled eyes and whispers.

One can only feel sorrow for the royal family who have not been blessed with good fortune, especially when it comes to their grandchildren’s marriage choices.

Verhofstadt: “The EU Empire Has to Constantly Expand or Die”

Speaking at the Marxist den of inequity, otherwise known as the Lib Dem yearly conference, Guy Verhofstadt revealed why Britain was wrong to leave the dangerous, dying EU empire.

“Why is Britain trying to leave an EU empire led by Germany? Our empire is a dangerous European soviet construct which is now building up a dedicated army that will directly threaten our neighbours, especially Russia. You Britons must stay in the EU, so we can send your young boys into battle to be in the front lines, and have their legs blown off by Russian shells. Join us!”

Spitting his EU Soviet collectivist rhetoric at the conference, Verhofstadt is certainly dedicated to the communist empire Soviet European Union, a place that has to keep expanding or die.

“All empires throughout history have had to keep expanding on a constant basis or die. This is why, just like the Third Reich, the Soviet Union, and the Roman Empire, the EU will have to expand its borders eastwards. Yes, we are talking about Ukraine, which we will take into our fold, and we will take the whole country, even the part the Russians are playing in. From there we will take Moscow and go further than Napoleon or Hitler. This is the destiny of the EU, and we will expand our EU Soviet Empire to take over the whole peninsula.”

Loud applause rang out from the Lib Dem audience, some whistling, others crying with joy, as their dedication to the EU Soviet is so engrained it makes up their entire existence.

Jo Swindler, the Lib Dem leader adjusted her pushed up tits after Verhofstadt’s speech and took to the podium to speak of her love for the EU Soviet agenda which is playing every trick in the red book to keep the UK in the communist bloc.

“We will sabotage Brexit because it stands for freedom, democracy, low taxes and lucrative trade deals with the USA and other global nations. We do not want to be free, we want to be slaves to Germany and France, we want them to tell us what to do, we want them to dictate every part of legislature, and what we should do, and what we should say. We do not want to control our own laws or borders, we strive for Soviet enslavement and anti-democracy.”

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