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John Major Finds That Loophole

World

September 27, 2019

From devious Bercow amendments to S024 motions, it seems there is no arcane procedure politicians won’t try to gain the upper hand in the interminable wrangling over Brexit.

Loophole

What’s next? According to Sir John Major, the Prime Minister could try to use a loophole mechanism called “Order of Council” to get around the Benn Act, which would otherwise force Boris Johnson to ask for a Brexit extension if he fails to procure a deal in the next three weeks.

“There are many loopholes the government is trying to pursue as they think they can honour the Brexit vote and restore democracy in Britain. My lawyers and I have been poring over thousands of documents trying to find a way to stop these swine who want to honour the vote of 17.4 million people.

“I was in the attic yesterday, and found some old rope. I hoisted it over a joist and made a loop of sorts out of the rope. This is the loophole I had been searching for so long! I then placed my head in the loop, but just at that moment Norma called me. It was tea time. I shall be pursuing my loophole trick maybe tomorrow, all I need is a bucket to stand on and I’m there. I have finally found my loophole, it has been ever so elusive to me,” John Major said in his cringeworthy voice.

How ETF CFDs (Exchange Traded Funds Contracts for Difference) work

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Mal Thuse

September 27, 2019

How ETF CFDs (Exchange Traded Funds Contracts for Difference) work

Novice investors need to build the wealth creation strategies that work for them, and also know exactly what they want to trade and the best trading vehicles. Exchange Traded Funds Contracts for Difference (ETF CFDs) can be one way to invest in funds, and investment strategies can be geared to the risk levels most acceptable for different individuals.

For example, a younger investor with plenty of time to wait for funds to mature might want to opt for ETF CFDs in the burgeoning artificial intelligence or cryptocurrencies sector, whereas older investors hoping for regular returns could be better advised to look at ETF CFDs in precious metals, such as gold or silver, or in the high dividends sector to ensure regular annual returns.

All ETFs are trading by way of CFDs, so you should check out all the ins and outs of CFD trading before kicking off any purchases.

How do I trade ETF CFDs?

Once you’ve decided to invest in ETF CFDs you’ll need to find a broker specialising in this marketplace. Some online brokers may offer a limited number of ETFs that can be traded, but these may not match your needs exactly.

What kind of ETF CFDs can I trade?

There are countless different ETFs that can be traded in global financial markets, including investment funds that track indices, commodities, bonds, or “baskets” of bundled assets such as cryptocurrencies or stocks and shares. The prices for these ETFs can fluctuate throughout the day as they are traded on markets and values can change dramatically.

However, investing in baskets offers some safety margins, as at times one asset drops considerably the remaining assets may hold their values or go up. This can make ETFs an attractive investment opportunity for many people, particularly when wishing to invest a smaller amount of capital across a broad spectrum.

Some of the most popular 2019 ETFs

ETF CFD trading does require investors to carry out some homework or research on the asset baskets of interest. One recent post highlights a number of the most popular ETF CFDs for different types of investors, and these include:

Property or real estate ETFs which enable investors to benefit from real estate trusts across a diverse selection of properties, such as hotels, commercial portfolios, or retail shopping centres. One major benefit of investing in US-based real estate investment trusts (REITs) is that at least 90% of the annual taxable income of all REITs must be paid to shareholders in the form of dividends. This makes US real estate investments trusts an extremely attractive proposition for any investor.

Precious metals ETFs can be a great solution for anybody looking to hedge against inflation or global recession. Many of these ETFs are guaranteed by holdings in gold, silver, or other precious metals, such as the SPDR Gold Shares or the iShares Gold Trust CFDs,

Other ETF CFDs to consider include utilities’ or energy baskets, or even the entire equity market of countries, such as Brazil or South Korea.

CREATIVE CITIES: MILAN

Travel

Mal Thuse

September 26, 2019

Milan may not be as obviously pretty as Rome, Florence or Venice, but it is a bustling commercial city with stylish inhabitants and great food. Maria Stella Gallo, who works for new local title Touchpoint, shares her favourite spots.

The most creative museum or gallery

For me it has to be Mudec (Via Tortona, 56), the museum of contemporary art, for its wide range of artists and themes.

The café where you go to read, write or be inspired

Il_Colibri — (Photo: courtesy Il Colibri)

The Mint Garden Café (Via Felice Casati, 12) food and flowers in the middle of Milan, for its cosy, informal atmosphere. I also adore the literary café Il Colibrì, (Via Laghetto, 9,) attached to the State University of Milan. A magical place, where you can relax, take a break, choose the right book. It also sparkles with presentations, exhibitions and concerts.

A restaurant with a difference

Impossible to choose only one!

Ratanà in a beautiful historic building from the early 1900s in Via De Castillia (number 28). From here you can admire both the ‘old’ and futuristic sides of Milan. The cuisine is inspired by Milanese tradition, but the chef always manages to amaze you with new dishes that combine careful preparation with great quality. It amuses me when Cesare (the chef) talks about the characteristics of the ingredients and shares anecdotes related to the small producers he meets when he seeks raw materials.

Solo Crudo (Via Vincenzo Viviani, 2). Raw food and gentle cooking. A unique, harmonious and very original experience for the palate, even for people like me who are not vegan.

Finally, there is Il Pescetto (Via Alessandro Volta, 9), an informal low-cost place for fish lovers, in the heart of Milan’s nightlife area. For an evening with friends and in good company.

The most creative neighbourhood

Porta Venezia, a multi-ethnic quarter a stone’s throw from the Duomo, full of creative labs and ateliers.

The store you can’t pass without going in

Dmail is a shop in Corso Buenos Aires (number 9) that always brings me joy. Full of useful ideas, sometimes ingenious and hard to find. Wandering around and browsing through so many original objects makes me feel good.

Then there is Anaconda (Via Bergamini, 7), a goldsmith close to the University in central Milan, for the beauty of its jewels and its selection of rare semi-precious stones.

If the Remainers Stopped Remaining We Wouldn’t Be in this Mess

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Mal Thuse

September 26, 2019

If the Remainers Stopped Remaining We Wouldn’t Be in this Mess

The reason we have not moved on is because the Remainers just don’t know when to stop, they just don’t know when to accept defeat and accept that 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU on June 23, 2016.

If you are a Remainer and continue Remaining, why don’t you do so on the Continent in mainland Europe? Why stay in Britain if you hate it so much? Why are you denying the British people a resolution to the vote to leave they took in the EU Referendum? Do you not realise that what you are doing is anti-democratic, seeing as all politicians at the time promised to honour the vote?

If you do not value democracy, please go and live in Europe where the people are ruled by unelected EU Commissioners who fleece the population with vast EU taxes so they can live lavish luxurious lifestyles?

Go and live in Germany, France or Romania. You as a Remainer are free to leave Britain’s shores and live somewhere in the EU heartland. You love the EU so much and hate Britain, please go now, and leave Britain for the British because you are a Remainer and cannot get it through your indoctrinated fucking head that you lost the EU Referendum.

As for the nincompoop shyster Remainer contingent who keep calling for a second EU Referendum, the first one should be honoured first, because if you don’t honour it, this thing will never end, and we will be going around in circles for years.

The Remainer MPs and civil servants should also go and do their Remaining in the EU. Just think, you will get some serious perks of the job in Brussels. Money is what you really care about, go and do your Remaining there. Your allegiance to Britain is zero, and to Brussels 100% so fucking please go to Brussels, crawl up Juncker’s cognac addled piss hole and enjoy yourselves, you will finally be home and doing lots of Remaining.

Remainers need to Remain, they know nothing else, they are not capable of moving forward, they are not capable of things like freedom or democracy, you are only capable of being told what to do by your beloved Brussels masters.

Please go. You will be federalized in your Remainiac Remainer Remain EU dystopian hell, if it is slavery you love so much then so be it, Remain! When you are called up to your beloved EU Army, or your children are conscripted, you will certainly Remain then, Remain in bloody pieces on the bloody battlefields of Eastern Europe. Good riddance.

“Humbug” to the Corrupt Communists: Boris Horatio Nelson Speaks For a Betrayed Public

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Mal Thuse

September 26, 2019

“Humbug” to the Corrupt Communists: Boris Horatio Nelson Speaks For a Betrayed Public

To see the mass triggering of commies on the Opposition side in parliament yesterday was a delightful spectacle to behold.

The honourable Prime Minister was only channelling the utter frustration by the people who have waited patiently for three years for their vote to be honoured, and to leave the EU.

No captain can do very wrong if he places his ship alongside that of the enemy

Leaving the EU means leaving the ECJ, leaving the CFP, leaving the Single Market, leaving the Eurozone and all of its toxic restrictive tentacles. That is what the people voted for on June 23, 2016 in the largest public vote in British history.

It was shameful for the Communists to bring up the Remainer martyr, Jo Cox, in a cynical ploy to embarrass the PM, and their cynical usage of the dead was rightly given the short shrift. The fat fish wife who stood up to berate the PM using a dead person to cynically justify her attack was truly atrocious, but her behaviour was understandable from such a common uneducated vandal.

Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.

The current parliament of Remainer communists are so blinded by their EU Soviet indoctrination that they cannot see that their actions are creating even more distress and anger amongst the forgotten public, who have seen their vote dishonoured, and democracy sidelined.

The only way to solve this impasse is to deliver on the vote of the people and to leave on October 31. This is not however all about Brexit now, it is about restoring democracy and the legitimacy of Britain’s parliament again. Every day the Marxist far-left EU operatives in parliament hijack the will of the people and impose surrender bills, is another day Britain sees its democracy crumble further into the mire.

Welcome to the Dead Parliament

World

Mal Thuse

September 25, 2019

Welcome to a carrion parliament, where death reeks across the corrupt dishonourable swine inhabiting the seats waving their EU flags, and pocketing their EU bribes, these vile creatures will stoop to any indecent act to stop the vote of the EU Referendum ever being honoured.

These suppurating pustules, corrupt to the core, not fit for purpose, with their dereliction of duty to the voter, have somehow weaselled their way in to their positions and are running scared of any election which would mean they would lose their lucrative positions.

Cowards, all muck deep in the EU trough, shout with hysterical rage at any decency or attempt to honour the people’s vote. Vile cunt creatures who abhor democracy, who despise the voter, who only spew disgust at the concept of freedom, futue te ipsum, rot in your own cowardly shadows.

Most of these putrid vehicles of fetid sewage ensconced opposite the government benches, as well as the quislings daring to sit in the government side, are on the take, or vying for lucrative positions in the Soviet EU. Maybe they will be given positions within the EU Politburo, or made a Commissar with the extensive benefits that come with that particular position.

One can only wish a pox upon these faecal remainer atrocities, who will one day have their scrawny necks rung by the voters awaiting with bated breath their unelection ceremony.

Supreme Court Ruling: Illegal to Be British in Britain

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Mal Thuse

September 25, 2019

Supreme Court Ruling: Illegal to Be British in Britain

As parliament has now ruled that Brexit is illegal, the Supreme Court has now ruled that being British is illegal in Britain.

The case brought to the court by a Guyanese Indian woman, Gina Nadira Singh, was hailed by the assembled EU appointed court justices.

“I hereby rule that it is now illegal for anyone to be British in Britain,” Judge Baroness Fale, announced after a three minute judgement.

Euro lawyers all clapped in unison, and cheered as the judges gave their verdict to the crowded court.

What does the ruling mean?

Amongst the myriad of EU regulations and laws that former Britons will have to obey, will be directives that will require every household to fly an EU flag outside their property. It will be illegal to proclaim yourself as British, and this will be policed by immediate arrest warrants to anyone daring to call themselves by the forbidden national word.

EU Directive – 14335-d1 – Democracy will be illegal within the Vichy territory of SEKTOR 28, formerly known as Britain.

It will also be illegal to even mention the word Brexit, simply because within the Federal EU, freedom and democracy are illegal.

All EU citizens within the former Britain will also be required to serve in the EU army, and sent to the Russian front. Children will be enrolled forcibly into the EU-Jugend and once reaching the age of fifteen sent to the front to have their legs blown off by Russian artillery.

There will be intermittent surprise inspections from Brussels Politburo Agents to see if EU operatives working in the EU House of Commons and courts are conducting EU directives within the Vichy territory in a satisfactory Soviet manner.

EU House of Commons to Open Today

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Mal Thuse

September 25, 2019

The European Union House of Commons is to open today, after a brief break for party conference season.

The establishment EU House of Commons, which is controlled directly from Brussels, will be opened by the EU’s Speaker of the House, John Bercow.

EU MPs were happy to be back in Westminster.

“Thanks to the EU judges and Soros EU money, we defeated the Britisher swine, Boris Johnson, who threatened us with a Queen’s speech. We cannot have British people having speeches about what they hope to do for Britain. These Britishers think they have a say in how their country is run,” EU Speaker of the House, John Bercow told the Brussels Daily newspaper.

It is now unlawful to be British in the EU Houses of Parliament, and it is also illegal to try and run a British government because every step taken is thwarted and stifled by EU judges and MPs.

Federalist EU Britain, and its EU Houses of Parliament are now a place where democracy is a thing of the past.

“We used to have a democracy in Britain, where votes were honoured, but not any more. The EU Referendum result was not honoured. I will never vote again because my vote does not count,” a Britisher swine said sheepishly whilst being heckled and shouted down by EU supporters who used to be British once but are now so indoctrinated in the EU Soviet ideology they spit and defecate on the ripped British flag.

EU Infiltration Into UK Underestimated: Unelected Europhile Judges Take Over Government and Our Sovereign

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Mal Thuse

September 24, 2019

EU Infiltration Into UK Underestimated: Unelected Europhile Judges Take Over Government and Our Sovereign

EU operatives are now within the Supreme Court and legal system, working directly under orders from the European Union, as well as EU operatives working within parliament to thwart democracy and kill off Brexit.

The eleven unelected judges who have taken over the British constitution with their undemocratic ruling are working with the Sovereign’s enemies, and are seeking to thwart Brexit.

Now that the British courts cannot be trusted in matters of national security, as they have been infiltrated by EU operatives, the government has had its power diminished, and the Sovereign has had her place within political power deemed negligible.

Democracy does not exist in UK any more

Democracy within Britain has been destroyed by unelected Eurocentric judges who have actively sought to thwart the democratic vote of the people on June 23, 2016.

This is a sad day for the UK, because it shows with complete transparency that most of its institutions are now run by EU operatives.

Britain has been shown to be a former nation which is run completely by EU agents who are masquerading as British subjects.

Unfortunately, for the PM, Boris Johnson, there is now little or no chance he can honour the result of the British people for the EU Referendum which has been dishonoured. He has had his authority taken away from him by the EU. There will be civil unrest and a crisis in democracy in the UK for the next thirty to forty years because the question will always stand over Brexit.

If there is no democracy left in the UK, if our votes do not matter any more, what does matter?

Nothing. Let nihilism and chaos rule over a dishonest, corrupt system infiltrated by EU operatives as this will never rest, and conflict will be the only winner here.

Greta Thunberg Climate Action – Global Warming Can Only Be Cured by Mass Population Reduction

World

Mal Thuse

September 24, 2019

Greta Thunberg Climate Action – Global Warming Can Only Be Cured by Mass Population Reduction

The sense of urgency communicated by Climate Change mascot Greta Thunberg is a breath of fresh carbon dioxide within a world obsessed only by economic gain.

The fact is that global population levels must be decreased by over 80% for even a fleeting chance of survival of the ecosystem on this planet. China and India currently account for about 37% of the entire global population of roughly 7.7 billion, with China currently home to about 1.4 billion people and India to 1.3 billion. These vast population levels, especially in developing nations and Third World countries pose a serious threat to our environment and finite resources that are being depleted daily. The amount of pollution that these two nations alone create is a very serious danger to our environment.

The USA makes up less than 5% of the global population yet uses over 60% of global resources.

Overpopulation only creates misery, terror, mass pollution, disease, climate change, global warming, destruction of finite resources, and ultimately extinction.

Global governments must now concentrate on increasing the levels of abortion, encouraging homosexuality, encouraging transgenderism, encouraging state sanctioned sterilization and educating humans to stop breeding.

Homosexuality is a great weapon against overpopulation because it encourages the spread of AIDS, and reduces breeding in humans. Although it is fully encouraged in the West, it must now be encouraged in Third World and developing nations, so that populations may be indoctrinated from youth to champion it like they do in the West. Transgenderism should also be pushed in Third World and developing nations as it is in the West to reduce breeding further.

The methods outlined are far too slow, however regarding the urgency required by climate activists like Greta Thunberg, war and disease are the most effective and fast cures for climate change, simply because of their speedy efficiency in reducing overpopulation.

Reduction of the human population will ease the process of climate change; eradicate most of the pollution, reduce human misery, reduce poverty hunger, reduce waste, reduce factory farming, reduce terror and war, reduce pestilence disease, allow nature to heal. Even if the levels of global population are reduced to sustainable levels, there will have to be strict control of global breeding post purge so that overpopulation never occurs again.