Boris Johnson has announced that Remainer tears will be used to generate Britain’s electricity once Britain leaves the EU on the 31 January 2020.
The propulsion and mass of Remainer tears will be used by power stations across Britain to generate millions of kilowatts of electricity powering homes up and down the breadth of Great Britain.
“I’ll put a cuppa on. Kettle’s boiling on the power of Remainer tears. Wahey! Got Brexit Done! Have some crumpets with your tea!”
If you’re watching Eastenders or Love Island, your telly will be powered by the Remoaning flood of tears from the insufferable pathetic Remainers who just can’t get over the EU Referendum result even after three long years and three fucking prime ministers.
Plug your chainsaw in and go round your Remainer neighbour’s house with an extension lead in tow, why not carve up their wardrobe in the style of the goddess Britannia, or their kitchen table in the shape of the British Isles.
As you pour another whisky, sit back and watch the news reports of Britain leaving the EU, smile like a Cheshire cat, put your feet up, snuggle your toes, and giggle insanely as you realise all of this is being powered by the sorrowful tears of Remainers.
With the rate that lot are crying, there will be no chance of power outages for years.
One is a Marxist who wants to eradicate private property and raise taxes to pay for some impossible communist utopian nightmare with other people’s money, the other wants exactly the same thing. Jeremy Corbyn took the Labour party so far left, there was no distinction between it and the North Korean state’s ideology, and it seems America’s Bernie Sanders wants to do the same.
The Democrat party has already shifted far to the left and surpassed the basic tenets of socialism to embrace Marxist communist ideals with the likes of Ocasio-Cortez who would not be indifferent to joining the Sandinistas or some other crackpot South American Marxist guerilla outfit. The politically correct censorship cancel culture the American socialists have created now resembles something from the dark days of Cold War East Germany and its Stasi interrogations.
“Bernie Sanders wants to give me free housing; free food for life, free cars, free air travel, free health care, free phone calls, free broadband internet, a free university education, open borders and free holidays to Cuba every three months whilst working four-day weeks. Who the hell am I to argue with that?” 21-year-old Emelio Montana, a fast food worker from Los Angeles told the LA Times on Wednesday.
Jeremy Corbyn, during his useless tenure as the Labour leader offered pretty much the same thing, but luckily the British people saw through it and he lost the 2019 general election with the worst results in 80 years.
Bernie Sanders however has a keen following amongst the American youth, who are generally so poorly educated, do not even know what communism is or has done in history. The hundreds of millions of people who have died and been killed at the hands of communists throughout history are an irrelevance to the ‘young, dumb and full of cum’ American youth, weaned on an appetite of reality shows and Kardashian celebrity nonsense for decades.
Peddling his lies to the uneducated, ignorant, puerile youth of America is thus an easy game for Sanders, as he wraps the naive morons around his little commie finger, they follow blindly his every utterance and no doubt will vote for him en masse when it comes to polling day. The American socialist militants love him as well, these unashamed communists are now working day and night to get this communist pied piper into office as soon as possible.
Bernie, a true Antifa hero, is ready to come down hard on anyone who worked hard all their lives to earn something, only to have it all taken away and given to people who have never worked a day in their lives by the communist do-gooders of North America.
If one person exemplified the EU, it would have to be the nasty piece of vindictive shit, Guy Verhofstadt.
Sneering and spitting his hatred of Britain at every turn, his vile hate of the British Isles is something that will be set in European Union history. The history books of the future will write of this treacherous pustule of rotting puss, as he truly deserves to be remembered.
MEPs are set to finalise Brexit in a final vote on the Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal in the European Parliament at 6pm. Of course, the shister Belgian MEP Guy Verhofstadt has threatened to veto the bill and stop Britain from leaving the EU.
It would be quite a farce, to have come this far to yet be stumped at the post by this repugnant resentful Belgian thug. Verhofstadt is certainly not a cultured Belgian gentleman à la Poirot, but a fanatical fascistic EU zealot who needs to be locked in a cell away from humanity for a long time.
Please let us leave the EU, to forget we ever saw this uncouth spiteful monster, Verhofstadt, let us erase his horrid sneering ugly face from our memory forever.
Former member of the Windsor family, Meghan Markle has been relating back to her teenage years, after her dad released some lovely pictures showing the budding beauty who was to become so famous.
“I’m glad my dad released those pics of me before I made him pay thousands of dollars in plastic surgery and skin whitening,” Meghan told trash celebrity site TMZ.
The pictures were taken when Meghan was only 15 years old, and show how she has profoundly changed her looks and skin colour in order to one day fool a member of Britain’s royal family into marrying her.
“To get the plastic finished look I have today, I made my dad pay literally hundreds of thousands of dollars, and then I ghosted him. Even though I made shit loads of cash, and married a rich chump, I never paid my dad back, and I treated him like a piece of trash.”
Meghan and Harry, who have lost their HRH style, are now encamped in a Russian Kremlin-tied criminal’s 12 million dollar villa in Canada.
“Every morning I awake, I brush my fake veneer teeth, put on makeup on my fake face, and fake a smile to Harry who I am using until his usefulness is used up,” she says hurriedly, looking at her watch.
Glad to be out of Britain which is a country she detests because unlike America, people actually saw her for what she is, Meghan is keen to start cashing in on her fame by fleecing the dumb Americans with her fake celebrity.
The Chinese president, Xi Jinping has pronounced today at an impromptu press conference that the situation is under control in China and everyone is doing just fine.
“Dear Comrades, there is nothing to worry about. Everything is dandy, and I can confidently inform you that everything is under control in the coronavirus hit area of the whole of China. There is nothing to worry about, in fact I encourage you all to congregate at the live food markets again where they sell bats, rats, and assorted snakes so you can eat these Chinese delicacies to your hearts content.”
在中國一切都很好
One reporter during the conference dared to ask the president about the mass graves where thousands of Chinese people are being dumped daily. He was immediately silenced and thrown out by six burly guards.
President XI Jinping also today announced to the communist nation that Chinese New Year festivities will be extended for a whole year to celebrate this especially auspicious time.
As the Brexit celebrations come up to mark the final advent of the will of the people and democracy being exercised after three years of Remainers trying to block the result of the EU Referendum, there are still voices of utter contempt from some leading Remainers.
Of course, there are good Remainers and bad Remainers. The good ones accepted the loss of the EU Referendum of 2016, and accepted that democracy should be enacted, and then there are the vile radical Remainers, who are still defiant to the end, and will never accept the will of the people or the basic tenets of democracy. The latter group are the Bolshevik Remainers, they detest democracy, and they detest the will of the people, and this is why they refuse even today to honour or respect the EU Referendum result of 2016.
What should Britain do about these horrid vile creatures who cannot for one second accept that Britain will leave the EU? What should we do with these pathetic Remainer-bots who are embroiled in a deep concrete web of denialism?
In the psychology of human behaviour, denialism is a person’s choice to deny reality as a way to avoid a psychologically uncomfortable truth. Denialism is an essentially irrational action that withholds the validation of a historical experience or event, when a person refuses to accept an empirically verifiable reality.
Mark Twain once gave the resounding advice that “no amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot” and that arguing with fools is futile as they’ll “drag you down and beat you with experience”, as is the case with Remainers, a particularly obnoxious type of ‘flat-earth’ and ‘climate denier’ sort of infantile moron who is in such a state of denial that it may only take a bullet in the brain to stop them blabbing on and on about their predicament.
The saddest part of Remainers who continually deny Brexit, is that they somehow exist within the population of Britain. This means these people who defiantly detest the country and its people are a pollutant that reminds us daily how much they hate us. They not only hate being British, but they hate our democratic process, and they hate our right to govern and rule ourselves? In war time, of course, they would be taken away and justice meted on their heads, but we’re not in war time now so these people are tolerated.
Apparently when some American celebrity dies the world is supposed to stop what it is doing and weep profusely at the loss of such a character of import.
Did this chap discover an important scientific breakthrough like the cure for cancer or some other horrid disease? Was he an inventor, or a statesman who engineered peace throughout some war torn continent? Was he an author who brought joy to millions with his books, or maybe even a painter of eminence whose creations adorned galleries worldwide?
Not really. This guy bounced balls around a court and threw the ball sometimes through a hoop. No doubt he brought great joy to Americans, but otherwise, no one else gave a shit about him.
According to his Wikipedia page, Bryant raped a 19-year-old girl in a motel a few years ago, but naturally in an age of celebrity corruption, he was able to pay her off with all his millions. No one of course mentioned this chap’s rapacious escapades in the American media yesterday, which has about as much clout as a nun in a whorehouse. Double standards are the standard position, especially for a politically correct media that miraculously omits certain details when the protected person involved is African American.
On the announcement of his death, black Americans came out with their eulogies, and wept openly in the streets and television. This is all they really have, eight foot high heroes with brains the size of peas going up and down, up and down basketball courts ad infinitum, and throwing balls around. How quaint.
The word on the ground feeds out in little social media videos, or notes, speedily deleted soon after by the communist totalitarian Chinese regime.
With hospitals within the Wuhan region, Hubei province completely inundated, hospital corridors with piled up corpses and the poor medical staff in despair, nothing is said about the true scale of the pandemic and its sheer strength in spreading its virus.
Hastily dug mass graves are now being dug where the dead are unceremoniously dumped by the dump trucks and their bodies incinerated to destroy the evidence, reminiscent of an unholy holocaust from another time, and another century, the Chinese authorities punish any news seeping out of these mass incinerations with instant death for the perpetrators, yet still the social media reports manage to feed through. The contaminated remnants along with the virus may very well seep into the already polluted water table and soil.
— Dmitry Zolotarev (@ZolotarevDm) January 24, 2020
Containing 60 million people who are now trapped in a zone where food and fresh water are now rapidly running out is no easy feat.
Over 100,000 people are now infected, but the number could be triple that, because there are many who are not registered or are incubating the virus whilst spreading it. Each infected person can infect dozens of others, as the symptoms are delayed for about 24 days.
A security guard in China who was horribly sick still went to work, where he collapsed & died while manning his post! People in China are literally dropping dead at work & in the streets!! pic.twitter.com/oov40WkzSv
— RR (@novablue18) March 17, 2020
International air travel within the region is still an open corridor for the coronavirus to spread, possibly into India and Africa as well as throughout the South East Asian peninsula. China has many projects in Africa, and many business interests in India. These highly populated areas would be ideal for the spread of the virus, decimating the populations who live in unsanitary conditions.
Europe’s open Schengen zone will also be an open petri dish of viral spread, simply because there are no border checks and the virus will have free rein to push through each population centre without any quarantine.
The communist Chinese are not known for their restraint when it comes to espionage within Western countries, what with pretty much identical copies of U.S. military aircraft and mass spying networks active in commercial companies stealing secrets daily, the insane decision to allow Huawei, a Chinese state controlled company to create a mobile phone backbone in Britain would be a serious danger for the nation’s security.
You might be on the phone talking about that defence contract to counteract Chinese nuclear submarine proliferation when you hear a few clicks, some buzzing and disconcerted Mandarin filtering through one of the channels.
Sending packets of valuable user data to Beijing will give the Chinese a front row seat on British intelligence.
The Chinese 5G network may be cheaper than the other tenders but is cheapness so important that a nation will effectively capitulate its entire data security to a totalitarian communist state? Is Britain trying to leave the totalitarian EU state, only to be controlled by another even worse one?
Being prepared for a pandemic is not a crime, you are not a kooky conspiracy theorist to see that events can turn bad fast.
All it would take for a breakdown in society is three or four days without the supermarkets open and all communications down. This is why you will need a decent supply of food/water/sanitation and weapons or you will be relegated to being a member of the majority who will be helpless.
First of all you will need at least one year’s supply of food and water, as well as first aid equipment. Once the reports of more cases filter through and the virus hits your city or town, do not go out any more, and if you have to, always wear a proper medical graded mask that filters bacteria and viruses. Normal surgical masks are useless, because they have no filters and quickly become sodden with water droplets from your breath, do not bother with anything like that. Use N95 masks and wear protection over the eyes.
Depending on the government response, which could be anything from all encompassing or absolutely nothing, do not rely on their assistance because it may come or not, but will be very minimal and even detrimental to the virus spread.
If you have a job, or children at school, do not go any more. Do not ever use public transport in a pandemic, or frequent places where there are loads of people. Do not touch anything on a bus or a train, as this will be one of the easiest ways of catching whatever is floating around.
The virus will most probably mutate, and there will be no cure in the foreseeable future, plus even if there are vaccinations, only important members of the government and front-line workers would receive the vaccine, not anyone else.
In times of a pandemic, the population is just a number to government. They will look at the amount of people piled up in the streets and all they will see are statistics. They will not see you as human, but as data to be input into the daily reports, so this is another good reason to look after yourself and family only. Always keep a bug out bag, because circumstances can change in a second, and you may have to leave wherever you are without much warning.
Mass air travel will allow the virus to spread fast, and it is the fault of the greedy governments who only see things in economic terms who will suffer the most in their respective countries. By not stopping air travel, and utilising proper border controls, those nations will succumb to the virus with immense speed, especially if the incubation period of the virus disguises its initial spread.
As long as you are self-sufficient, and have a good supply of emergency rations, you can
probably sit the virus out for at least a year. By that time many will have died, or been killed in rioting. There will be looting in the main cities, as social order breaks down completely, and there will be gangs roaming around looking for food. If you live in the UK, unfortunately, the right to arm yourself with guns has been taken away from you, so protecting your family will be harder than if you live in the US for example. You can still own shotguns, or rifles with specific licences that take a long time to acquire, or you could go the crossbow route, or arm yourselves with Katanas, and other bladed weapons.
The large cities will effectively be kill zones, so your best bet is always out of the main metropolitan areas, and away from as many people as possible.
Depending on the efficiency of the virus, one can expect a decent chunk of the global population to be reduced. Of course this is a Greta Thunberg wet dream come true, but she is a celebrity and will have no problem surviving. It is the rest of the populations that will be left on their own to duke it out amongst themselves, and the onus will be on you to survive, whilst the unprepared die.
Start preparing now and you may have a chance, because when the supermarkets are empty, when the electricity is cut off, when the phone lines are cut, and the looting, riots begin, it will be too late.
